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Do you smell it?

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Will you need to smell like a ‘stinking’ ZOMBIE to make it through the apocalypse? I believe that hygiene will be a major concern for me when everything falls apart. I will set up downwind and smell fresh as a daisy, rather upwind and smell like a skunk’s ass to blend in with ZOMBIES. I know that showers will be a luxury that most survivors will not have the opportunity to enjoy so I recommend that you take time when you can to use the sun to your advantage on a roof, or open area clear of ZOMBIES. If you fill a plastic bag or a bucket with water and let it sit in the sunshine for a few hours it will be comfortable enough to wash the funk from your body. Keeping yourself clean will prevent issues like rash, athlete’s foot, and infection if you accidently cut yourself in the performance of being a BAD ASS. Keep yourself clean you never know if you’re going to wander on a farm like on AMC’s the Walking Dead and meet the single farmer’s daughter. I would assume your chances for love and romance will go into the toilet if you smell like one when you show up to save the day.

WHAT’S THAT COLOGNE YOU’RE WEARING EW D SOCK?


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YZM 

09 October 2012 - 05:43 PM
Haha!! Niice, man. I just posted something up on my FB page with similar concerns, but more sympathetic towards zombies. lol It read; "Zombies appreciate good hygiene. In the event of the Apocalypse, please continue to shower regularly. Thank you." My page is promoting the z-book I'm writing. If ur ever on face book, check it out @ facebook.com/thisblogbites

And, you might be onto something with the whole "Ew D sock" thing. A heinous spray-camouflage could quite possibly save lives in the future. haha. Keep up the creative writing. :)
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