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Posted 03 August 2011 - 09:06 AM

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View PostUnderdude, on 02 August 2011 - 08:47 PM, said:

Sounds like you dished it out before.


There was a time I'd only hit on sad looking men with dogs.

Though I did have standards the dog must not be small enough to fit into a handbag and the story must at least have a body count.

View Postzbuddy, on 27 September 2011 - 11:15 PM, said:

I am pretty certain that you are, in fact, a hipster CornFlakes. :-[
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View PostMrknot, on 02 August 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

Because saving the dog is a given.


I agree :)
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Posted 09 August 2011 - 08:00 PM

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I dont have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and a nephew whom I spen every day helping raise and means the world to me. If I had to choose, chances are I ****ed up somewhere.
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Whichever I could get to first, or I thought I had the better chance of saving successfully.
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 11:19 AM

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Leave them both...keep running!
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 12:20 PM

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Oops! You tripped. Now thats three lives gone instead of one.
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View Postkiltedninja, on 11 August 2011 - 12:20 PM, said:

Oops! You tripped. Now thats three lives gone instead of one.

Well said
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Posted 28 October 2011 - 03:50 AM

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I have neither thankfully. For what it's worth, the child. That's what she'd want. That's what I'd want if the roles were switched. At the very least I wouldn't have to live with the memory of what I had to do.
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View PostCornflakes, on 02 August 2011 - 08:27 PM, said:

why is it up too you to save them? If they need saved then for shame let them perish and make up a sad story about how you failed them thus winning the heart of a newer/attractive/younger/can protect herself and other woman... or many women.

Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol

i got one of them thare jack russel terriers that eats all the time, and a story from a hank williams song what do i get cornflakes
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 02:47 PM

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Save the kid.
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View Posthomelitexl, on 03 November 2011 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostCornflakes, on 02 August 2011 - 08:27 PM, said:

why is it up too you to save them? If they need saved then for shame let them perish and make up a sad story about how you failed them thus winning the heart of a newer/attractive/younger/can protect herself and other woman... or many women.

Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol

i got one of them thare jack russel terriers that eats all the time, and a story from a hank williams song what do i get cornflakes


:thumbsup: thats the ticket, have you walked around the park with your dog looking sad yet?

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I am pretty certain that you are, in fact, a hipster CornFlakes. :-[
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 03:41 AM

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Wait a minute!
You are saying if I walk around the park with my dog I will find a girl?
Damn as old as I am I never knew women went to the park to troll for guys going through a breakup.
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 12:07 PM

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Well I've dated two men I met in the park, one asked me out when I was running the other I met during a concert in the park, though only one had a dog.
Maybe meeting someone in the park souunds less embrassing than "I met him at a bar after I fell on him as I was really drunk."

Though the sob story seems to work, I have a few male friends that use one on a night out to pull. I would complain about it if I wasn't so impressed by how well it work.

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I am pretty certain that you are, in fact, a hipster CornFlakes. :-[
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Let's ask DJ if this is intelligent conversation or not......
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Posted 14 November 2011 - 12:26 PM

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A couple factors to consider would be the age of the child and the distance of both of them relative to you. With all things being equal, the default would likely be the child (maybe under 16.) Older children would about make them an adult so it becomes a little more of a toss up then.
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Posted 14 November 2011 - 09:03 PM

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I'd feed my wife to the zombies to save my girls.
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Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:59 PM

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I'd like to think that my wife would sooner be the one to save the kid before I even got there. Then save me for good measure, all while still looking pretty and smelling nice. She's kinda scary that way.
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 05:46 PM

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View PostLian, on 19 November 2011 - 07:59 PM, said:

I'd like to think that my wife would sooner be the one to save the kid before I even got there. Then save me for good measure, all while still looking pretty and smelling nice. She's kinda scary that way.

She sounds like a keeper!



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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:40 PM

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Always give up the cat first save the dog for later and leave the step children for a distraction!! hahaha jk I personally would save my child first because I would be the wife in the situation and hope that my husband would be able to defend for himself. Women can fight men just have to figure out how to introduce it to use without boring the hell out of us.
Now if you tell your wife you want to teach her how to fight off an attacker or zombies or whatever then just let her know that theres a good chance youl let her kick you in the gonads and i'm sure she will be ready to learn in a second haha
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View PostCornflakes, on 04 November 2011 - 01:48 AM, said:

View Posthomelitexl, on 03 November 2011 - 02:02 PM, said:

View PostCornflakes, on 02 August 2011 - 08:27 PM, said:

why is it up too you to save them? If they need saved then for shame let them perish and make up a sad story about how you failed them thus winning the heart of a newer/attractive/younger/can protect herself and other woman... or many women.

Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol

i got one of them thare jack russel terriers that eats all the time, and a story from a hank williams song what do i get cornflakes


:thumbsup: thats the ticket, have you walked around the park with your dog looking sad yet?

naw thought id see if it worked on you
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

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What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

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