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It's a tough call. I would personally save my child first. The reason is I feel that I would lose my will to live if I didn't put her first. Theres pros and cons of course. If you were only able to save the wife you could have more children (which would be wrong during a zombie apocalypse. It would be fun trying though). She could help carry supplies and keep up were a child may hold you back. I can go on, but over all I would still save my daughter first since shes 8 and already know how to kill zombies and survive while my wife would only set us back.
Who would you save first, wife or child?
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Posted 01 August 2011 - 06:14 PM
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seeing as my child is dead and my ex wife i wish was dead i cant save one and wont save the other so id save my beer instead
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
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Posted 01 August 2011 - 08:27 PM
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HAH!! I got this one....the child...being as I am the wife, I have an easy choice! 
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Posted 01 August 2011 - 09:45 PM
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The meat on a child is significantly more tender. Save the child, your palate will thank you later.
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mattifikation, on 01 August 2011 - 09:45 PM, said:
The meat on a child is significantly more tender. Save the child, your palate will thank you later.
Eat a child and you live for a day or so, eat the wife and you live for a week, maybe longer.
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Multiple wives=endless food supply
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Eat wives' arms and legs so they require less nutrition while producing food! Efficiency is key for getting low-resource/high-yield goods to the consumers.
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Yeah but, some points to consider:
1. You'll totally starve to death waiting 9 months for your wife to pop out your next meal. A child is right there, ready to eat.
2. It will take the zombies longer to eat an entire wife than one small child, giving you more time to escape with your meal.
3. Wives are bitter and cold, it stands to reason that their meat would be the same way.
4. A child can be eaten in a week or so, therefor taking much less effort to preserve what you can't finish in the first meal.
5. Wives can't leave the kitchen. Once you eat her, you have to stay next to the stove until she's completely digested. Very inconvenient!
1. You'll totally starve to death waiting 9 months for your wife to pop out your next meal. A child is right there, ready to eat.
2. It will take the zombies longer to eat an entire wife than one small child, giving you more time to escape with your meal.
3. Wives are bitter and cold, it stands to reason that their meat would be the same way.
4. A child can be eaten in a week or so, therefor taking much less effort to preserve what you can't finish in the first meal.
5. Wives can't leave the kitchen. Once you eat her, you have to stay next to the stove until she's completely digested. Very inconvenient!
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Counter point
If food is found, Wife cook food
If bread, Bologna, Mayo, lettuce, turkey, cheese, or any other lunch meats, cheeses, meats or condiments are acquired, Sammiches for all.
who's going to grab the remote while you're barricaded in your home waiting to DIE?
If food is found, Wife cook food
If bread, Bologna, Mayo, lettuce, turkey, cheese, or any other lunch meats, cheeses, meats or condiments are acquired, Sammiches for all.
who's going to grab the remote while you're barricaded in your home waiting to DIE?
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Mrknot, on 02 August 2011 - 09:34 AM, said:
Multiple wives=endless food supply
More than one wife? Hell no. One is too much.
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I have neither a wife nor a child (as far as I know anyway) so it's hard to say. It really depends on who they were. So let's say if I had a wife like Ann Coulter and a child like Justin Bieber, well, obviously I'd let them both perish. But if I had a wife like Trish Stratus and a child like Chloe Moretz, then I think I'd do my absolute damndest to save them both.
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Wives=A human food machine :), LOL joking joking.
I'd personally try to save both, because no matter what, in a Zombie Apocalypse, a child without a mother is like a guy without balls.
And a mother without her child, is like...I don't know, but you get the idea.
Even if 1 dies, the other one suffers greatly. No matter how good a father you are, the child would always love and respond to a mother more.
That's how kids are...because I am one and I love my mom more. So it'd be better to save both, or sacrifice yourself for them to buy them time or so :/
I'd personally try to save both, because no matter what, in a Zombie Apocalypse, a child without a mother is like a guy without balls.
And a mother without her child, is like...I don't know, but you get the idea.
Even if 1 dies, the other one suffers greatly. No matter how good a father you are, the child would always love and respond to a mother more.
That's how kids are...because I am one and I love my mom more. So it'd be better to save both, or sacrifice yourself for them to buy them time or so :/
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Why no dog choice?
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razorreilly, on 02 August 2011 - 07:57 PM, said:
Why no dog choice?
Because saving the dog is a given.
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why is it up too you to save them? If they need saved then for shame let them perish and make up a sad story about how you failed them thus winning the heart of a newer/attractive/younger/can protect herself and other woman... or many women.
Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol
Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol
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I am pretty certain that you are, in fact, a hipster CornFlakes. :-[
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Cornflakes, on 02 August 2011 - 08:27 PM, said:
why is it up too you to save them? If they need saved then for shame let them perish and make up a sad story about how you failed them thus winning the heart of a newer/attractive/younger/can protect herself and other woman... or many women.
Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol
Women love sad stories and dogs, combinded it will pretty much result in you getting pity sex. lol
Sounds like you dished it out before.
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fg42lol, on 02 August 2011 - 03:01 PM, said:
Counter point
If food is found, Wife cook food
If bread, Bologna, Mayo, lettuce, turkey, cheese, or any other lunch meats, cheeses, meats or condiments are acquired, Sammiches for all.
who's going to grab the remote while you're barricaded in your home waiting to DIE?
If food is found, Wife cook food
If bread, Bologna, Mayo, lettuce, turkey, cheese, or any other lunch meats, cheeses, meats or condiments are acquired, Sammiches for all.
who's going to grab the remote while you're barricaded in your home waiting to DIE?
Mom.
DUH.
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