[Underdude]

I know what to use when the paper is gone.......

Plastic spoons and popcicle sticks. Then just shake when dried out.

[Sora]

Leaves.

[Boomstick Mike]

SWAT Zombie, on 22 July 2011 - 07:08 PM, said:

Kind of like a bum wiping version of the Spartan phalanx then? You know, instead of protecting the guy to your left with your shield you... well, you probably get the picture.

Don't quote but I heard the after phalanx practice baths smelled like **** too.

[Zombreach]

Do I even want to know...?

[Boomstick Mike]

Zombreach, on 22 July 2011 - 10:40 PM, said:

Do I even want to know...?

Is that your nice way of calling me sick and saying the joke went too far? I would understand.

[Zombreach]

Boomstick Mike, on 22 July 2011 - 10:54 PM, said:

Is that your nice way of calling me sick and saying the joke went too far? I would understand.

I believe I have already called you sick elsewhere....but no, that is my way of saying I have no idea what you are talking about. I am old...and the sayings of the youth are sometimes lost on me. Care to explain the meaning of your post?

[Boomstick Mike]

It is supposedly known to history that Spartan soldiers we bisexual or gay. The reason was if you loved your partners you would more will to protect, fight, and die for him or them than normal soldiers. They were some the bad*ssed warriors in history.

[Underdude]

He's not that young breach.

[Zombreach]

Underdude, on 22 July 2011 - 11:32 PM, said:

He's not that young breach.

I've got 10 years on him--that makes him young in my book!

...and as to the Spartan soldiers---eww....yuck...and ick....

[Boomstick Mike]

She thinks I'm young only because of my sweet innocence. She is afraid I may fall off my supple legs of a fawn due to corruption by her experience.

[BitterAspect]

I'd use absolutely anything. When I was staying round my brother's house one night, he didn't have any toilet paper so I just used an old newspaper. Sure, it felt rough and I doubt it got the job done properly, but it didn't bother me one iota. I've also been known to wipe my ass on shower curtains too, don't ask.

[Bob]

BitterAspect, on 17 August 2011 - 04:57 PM, said:

I've also been known to wipe my ass on shower curtains too, don't ask.

Dude that's just nasty.
I bet you pee in the in-room coffee pots too.

[BitterAspect]

Bob, on 17 August 2011 - 05:29 PM, said:

BitterAspect, on 17 August 2011 - 04:57 PM, said:

I've also been known to wipe my ass on shower curtains too, don't ask.

Dude that's just nasty.
I bet you pee in the in-room coffee pots too.

No I usually pee out of my window, at night.

[Boomstick Mike]

BitterAspect, on 17 August 2011 - 04:57 PM, said:

I'd use absolutely anything. When I was staying round my brother's house one night, he didn't have any toilet paper so I just used an old newspaper. Sure, it felt rough and I doubt it got the job done properly, but it didn't bother me one iota. I've also been known to wipe my ass on shower curtains too, don't ask.

*erased fat joke*