[UNDEAD FRED]

homelitexl, on 01 March 2011 - 05:13 PM, said:

nope and im goin to be a base guard to dumb it down here in the states

Those guys are not dumb, but you will go were the Air Force sends you, try to go to Germany, or Korea if you can. See the better part of the world while your young.

[Lian]

CAVU45, on 01 March 2011 - 01:39 PM, said:

Depends on how you look at it. The average Air Force tour is shorter than any other branch, usually three to six months depending on the MOS. So while an Airman may get deployed more, he would actually spend less time downrange.

Ah. I see how that works out then.

[Sluggo]

Hom, you will have to march, not goose step.

[Underdude]

And your saw? What happens to it?

[homelitexl]

Sluggo, on 01 March 2011 - 07:40 PM, said:

Hom, you will have to march, not goose step.

Underdude, on 01 March 2011 - 08:07 PM, said:

And your saw? What happens to it?

itlls be hard not to goose step and my gf will watch over my saw

[CAVU45]

homelitexl, on 02 March 2011 - 09:43 AM, said:

itlls be hard not to goose step and my gf will watch over my saw

It should be easy not to goosestep for an American. Not even the Germans do the goosestep thing anymore.

[homelitexl]

i used to do it to mess with people do my grocery shoppin in my uniform go to the movies in my uniform i goose stepped just to mess with people

[CAVU45]

Mess with people? I'd have simply laughed at you. My wife though would have been highly offended and would have let you know what she thought of your shenanigans.

[Trioxin Martini]

He's either the the most naive person in the world, or the most brilliant troll on the internet.

[Survivor243]

To watch his antics is like watching a movie that never gets old.....

[homelitexl]

thank you for all the compiments everyone i just like to mess with people in particular in wal mart

[Mrknot]

Trioxin Martini, on 02 March 2011 - 10:32 AM, said:

He's either the the most naive person in the world, or the most brilliant troll on the internet.

I used to hold with the latter, but lately I have come to believe the former...although I would sub the word "naive" with "idiotic"

[homelitexl]

u try bein raised by a crackhead drunk for a father and raising yourself practilly and see how you come out

[CAVU45]

So it's all daddys fault? I don't buy that. I know plenty of people from disadvantaged backgrounds who did well for themselves, not using their family as an excuse.

[Trioxin Martini]

I don't have anything personally against you Homelite, but in my short time here I can definitely see why some people would. You seem like you at least understand the difference between right and wrong seeing as you kind of acknowledge when you know you're pushing buttons.

I don't think people dislike you for your heritage, beliefs, family pride, whatever it is. I think they dislike you because at every twist and turn, in every story and dark alley, you always seem to have a knack for reminding everyone about it.

When I smoked and lived at home, my mother hated me smoking. I got why she obviously wouldn't like it, so I had the decency of not doing it in front of her or making a spectacle about it when she was around. I feel like you'd light up, take a big haul, blow it in her face and put it out on her forehead then tell her you're just messing with her.

[DarthJoe8]

CAVU45, on 02 March 2011 - 02:11 PM, said:

So it's all daddys fault? I don't buy that. I know plenty of people from disadvantaged backgrounds who did well for themselves, not using their family as an excuse.

While I agree with you in part, the contrarian in me must point out that I can show you many more who grew up repeating the cycle. Having sh1thead parents greatly increases your chances of being a sh1thead. It's the rare few who can overcome this.

[Landrik]

It's about wanting to be better than that. People who fall into the same cycle do so because they choose to. Everyone is entitled to a free high school education (and now often college) and this is the first step to bettering one's life. People choose to drop out. People choose those they hang out with and associate with. What is rare are the exceptions when people can't get out of the sh1thead cycle.

Do I disagree that it's rare people do get out of the cycle? No. But they have the chance and the choice.

[mattifikation]

lol... I don't believe you're even going to attempt to join the Air Force. This is just an attempt to troll the people on this forum who have actually served.

[fg42lol]

...And my father hates me, my girlfriend left me, and my dog got hit by a train and now I'm really really sad and I can't spell good. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mortifera_Incident]

This thread is so full of win. I guess every community has to have one troll.