[homelitexl]

u wanna try me

[Underdude]

No you're too much for me.
Wanna have a spelling contest?

[homelitexl]

no how bout a drinkin one

[Bob]

Ok drinking it is.
But we have to do shots.
And I don't mean those fruity mixy things that people call shots these days.
I mean straight shots.
Drink till you puke or pass out.

Or we could have a spelling Bee and for every word you spell wrong you do a shot.

[Underdude]

Bob, on 20 March 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

Ok drinking it is.
But we have to do shots.
And I don't mean those fruity mixy things that people call shots these days.
I mean straight shots.
Drink till you puke or pass out.

Or we could have a spelling Bee and for every word you spell wrong you do a shot.

Now that's a good Ideer! Bourbon

[fg42lol]

Homelite - I'm pretty sure the military would eat you alive. Hell, Orientation at Taco Bell would eat you alive.

[SWAT Zombie]

An ATZ drinking contest? Now that could be interesting.

[homelitexl]

Bob, on 20 March 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

Ok drinking it is.
But we have to do shots.
And I don't mean those fruity mixy things that people call shots these days.
I mean straight shots.
Drink till you puke or pass out.

Or we could have a spelling Bee and for every word you spell wrong you do a shot.

thats my kinda a drinkin contest bob always how i play straight shots til somone goes down

fg42lol, on 20 March 2011 - 05:39 PM, said:

Homelite - I'm pretty sure the military would eat you alive. Hell, Orientation at Taco Bell would eat you alive.

dude u made me laugh with that one no for some reason the military wants me to join

[CAVU45]

homelitexl, on 21 March 2011 - 10:37 AM, said:

dude u made me laugh with that one no for some reason the military wants me to join

The services want alot of people to join. They realize their mistakes in many cases and throw the bums out after a short time. Recruiters recrit. It's their job. So they turn a blind eye to things that would normally get a person kicked out the door.

[Underdude]

Body shots on homelite!

[homelitexl]

no thanks that would be kinda creepy

[Underdude]

That belly button looks pretty deep.

[fg42lol]

homelitexl, on 21 March 2011 - 10:37 AM, said:

dude u made me laugh with that one no for some reason the military wants me to join

Yeah. Taco Bell would eat you alive.

The Military wanted me too. I was getting a recruitment letter a week, National Guard, Air Force, USMC, Army, Navy. I was too busy smoking pot, drinking beer, and failing classes to enlist.

[Landrik]

They've actually tightened down the standards severely. People that could get in before with minor law infractions can't now. We're in a downsizing movement, which in my eyes is a good thing. We let a lot of idiot thugs in there for awhile, and we're finally getting back to a military with some standards.

[fg42lol]

that's good to hear there, Landrik

Underdude, on 21 March 2011 - 06:27 PM, said:

That belly button looks pretty deep.

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[homelitexl]

well i guess i must be just on the acceptable side just barely

[CAVU45]

Landrik, on 21 March 2011 - 09:26 PM, said:

They've actually tightened down the standards severely. People that could get in before with minor law infractions can't now. We're in a downsizing movement, which in my eyes is a good thing. We let a lot of idiot thugs in there for awhile, and we're finally getting back to a military with some standards.

The Air Force is in the same mode. My son, a Senior Airman, was turned down for loadmaster school because that, as well as most jobs, were overstaffed. The services can afford to be picky and choosy now.

homelitexl, on 22 March 2011 - 08:22 AM, said:

well i guess i must be just on the acceptable side just barely

It means the recruiter is doing his job. Whether you're truly acceptable will be known when you hit basic training, maybe even MEPS. A surfe way to get kicked out would be to let fly with one of your bigoted remarks or let your nazi leanings be known. The services are letting guys go who've had a single alcohol related incident such as drunk in public. Security Forces in the Air Force requires a psychiatric evaluation also. Many potential students get kicked out based on that alone. My son already passed his, he's considering Security Forces and is working with them now, and he said it was pretty stringent.

[homelitexl]

so lie on the mental test and keep ,y m,outh shut in other words

[CAVU45]

Keep your mouth shut definately. But you won't be able to lie on the psych eval. It isn't made that way. There will also be a rather stringent background check for a security clearance. And yes, that really means an FBI agent visiting your friends, neighbors, relatives, and others in the community who may know you asking questions about your background and beliefs.

[homelitexl]

they would all keep there mouths shut there in on it anyway. and i know i could ace the pshych test