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Hey guys I have a question. Is this a joke thread? I am really asking. I came to see what his issue was and all you are making fun of him and he's not defending himself..so yeah.
Anyway...funny posts:lol:
and my advice would be. Try to bone her friends
anybody got any advice for a feller goin through a divorce
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Posted 08 August 2010 - 01:37 PM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 02:40 PM
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lol nah all of her friends might give you sumthin ajax and a brillo pad couldnt get off
i got a cure for ugly .... cat got ur tounge no but my chainsaw sure does
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 02:44 PM
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UNDEAD FRED said:
Most women like it when you bring them flowers, not road kill.:evil:
Cmpunk said:
dont forget to brush your tooth!
thanks guys yall can really cheer a guy up :lol: and i dont eat roadkill i make it also i have all of my teeth thank you
i got a cure for ugly .... cat got ur tounge no but my chainsaw sure does
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 04:02 PM
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I just fcuking messed up my mercedes. I was driving to work (2.5 hour drive :cry:) and hit a deer. The front is all buggered and stuff so I have to drive my crummy 2009 model til it's out of the shop :(
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
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Refreshingly honest. I like that.
Now how you act is how you feel.
It isn't how you drive the car,
It's how you look behind the wheel.
You drive north on scratch gravel roads.
Your lips move in Morse code.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:57 PM
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False God said:
I just fcuking messed up my mercedes. I was driving to work (2.5 hour drive :cry:) and hit a deer. The front is all buggered and stuff so I have to drive my crummy 2009 model til it's out of the shop :(
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.If you admire
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.If you admire
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
10 reasons that videogames are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old Video game for a new one.
#9. You can keep one ps3 at home and have another psp for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's videogame and tell him so, he will probably let you play it out a few times.
#7. Your primary console doesn't mind if you keep another console for a backup.
#6. Your console and video games will stay with you even if you run out of money.
#5. A console doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. videogames function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Console doesn't ask Does this make me look fat?""
#2. A console doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1.A Videogame console doesn't get mad or jelous if you play or expirience with other console :evil:
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 11:08 PM
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False God said:
I just fcuking messed up my mercedes. I was driving to work (2.5 hour drive :cry:) and hit a deer. The front is all buggered and stuff so I have to drive my crummy 2009 model til it's out of the shop :(
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
Luckily my friend has a farm near by in Glenburough (sp...aw f it you have no idea where it is), so I cut the deer's throat to make it stop moving and had him pick it up with his pick up. A decent supply of venisson helps deal with the pain of paying for repairs.
and homelite, here is something I think you'll find funny... something not ripping on you.
10 reasons that guns are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN
1 more thing, about love and loyalty.
If you take your wife and your dog and lock them in a room or a car trunk for 2 hours, which one is going to be happy to see you when you let them out? Now tell me who your best friend is.
lol thats a good one
i got a cure for ugly .... cat got ur tounge no but my chainsaw sure does
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war
You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.
Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:02 AM
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Chapin213 said:
10 reasons that videogames are better than wives / girlfriends
#10. You can trade an old Video game for a new one.
#9. You can keep one ps3 at home and have another psp for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's videogame and tell him so, he will probably let you play it out a few times.
#7. Your primary console doesn't mind if you keep another console for a backup.
#6. Your console and video games will stay with you even if you run out of money.
#5. A console doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. videogames function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Console doesn't ask Does this make me look fat?""
#2. A console doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1.A Videogame console doesn't get mad or jelous if you play or expirience with other console :evil:
#10. You can trade an old Video game for a new one.
#9. You can keep one ps3 at home and have another psp for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's videogame and tell him so, he will probably let you play it out a few times.
#7. Your primary console doesn't mind if you keep another console for a backup.
#6. Your console and video games will stay with you even if you run out of money.
#5. A console doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. videogames function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Console doesn't ask Does this make me look fat?""
#2. A console doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1.A Videogame console doesn't get mad or jelous if you play or expirience with other console :evil:
Yeah, but who would choose videogames over women?:roll:
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Dark Gale said:
Yeah, but who would choose videogames over women?:roll:
..or guns over women
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paultagonist said:
..or guns over women
Guns over women I can see, but videogames no way.
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I'm not even going to bother arguing with the guy with a picture of twin Desert Eagles in his signature :roll:
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homelitexl said:
oh god no dammit now im gonna have the wife clean my shotgun cause thats gonna have me staRTIN nightmares of six million gun tottin jews tryin to kill me and my aryan bretheren when we didnt do anything to them
"May god have mercy on your soul, because I sure as hell wont."
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Redneck said:
Guns over women I can see, but videogames no way.
Not entirely surprising, coming from someone that calls themselves Redneck
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 05:06 AM
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Hey, I think we should be chosen over guns and video games. We have a lot of redeeming qualities. :)
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Zombreach said:
Hey, I think we should be chosen over guns and video games. We have a lot of redeeming qualities. :)
They are just overshadowed by the bad things, like pms, and b!tchieness and nagging, and your friends that hate us and try to ruin our relationship, or you never mentioning that something bugs you until you finally tell us during a fight.
I think this was from Red vs Blue, it was definatley from a Halo Machinma thing
Talking about the exploding flood guys in Halo
"Eww, doesn't that thing look like the extra skin around the vag?"
"You mean a woman?"
I don't even own a gun or have a license but I would choose guns over video games any day, and I would seriously consider ditching a girl who is anti guns.
CAVU45 said:
Refreshingly honest. I like that.
Now how you act is how you feel.
It isn't how you drive the car,
It's how you look behind the wheel.
You drive north on scratch gravel roads.
Your lips move in Morse code.
V V Best reaction ever V V
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 11:22 AM
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Zombreach said:
Hey, I think we should be chosen over guns and video games. We have a lot of redeeming qualities. :)
Guns i agree.Videogames kind of tempting.:lol:
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Redneck said:
Guns over women I can see, but videogames no way.
:loon: Well i don't what logic your using.
Have you ever played a videgame.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 12:59 PM
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Well I'd have to choose video games over guns and women. A gun would just be taken away by my government and a woman would probably get taken away by a hunkier, richer, smarter, more fun dude. Nobody can take away my video games though, not even the government. Especially when you have an internet connection and a credit card.
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oh, the FCC might try to take them away...
also, are you talking about online porn or buying games online when you say you don't need a woman because you have internet and a credit card?
also, are you talking about online porn or buying games online when you say you don't need a woman because you have internet and a credit card?
CAVU45 said:
Refreshingly honest. I like that.
Now how you act is how you feel.
It isn't how you drive the car,
It's how you look behind the wheel.
You drive north on scratch gravel roads.
Your lips move in Morse code.
V V Best reaction ever V V
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Pay for porn? Who ever needs to pay for porn?
I meant that I can buy games from overseas. Right now in Australia we don't have a rating system that includes the 18+ age group. It only goes as high as 15+. That is looking like it will be changed soon but right now if a video game is deemed too violent for the MA15 category it gets refused or has to be censored. As a result Left 4 Dead 2 can only be sold in a low violence version which, let's face it, sucks in a video game. I got around it by buying a copy online from the UK so I have an uncensored version of L4D2. :rock:
Anyway, it was all just a joke. Truth be told if 3 people came to my front door, one with a firearm, one with the greatest game ever and one was, I don't know, let's say Trish Stratus, I'd plant a hand each in the faces of the gun and game people and shove them to the floor before grabbing Trish and pulling her into my house for an extended 18+ snuggle session to end all extended 18+ snuggle sessions.
I meant that I can buy games from overseas. Right now in Australia we don't have a rating system that includes the 18+ age group. It only goes as high as 15+. That is looking like it will be changed soon but right now if a video game is deemed too violent for the MA15 category it gets refused or has to be censored. As a result Left 4 Dead 2 can only be sold in a low violence version which, let's face it, sucks in a video game. I got around it by buying a copy online from the UK so I have an uncensored version of L4D2. :rock:
Anyway, it was all just a joke. Truth be told if 3 people came to my front door, one with a firearm, one with the greatest game ever and one was, I don't know, let's say Trish Stratus, I'd plant a hand each in the faces of the gun and game people and shove them to the floor before grabbing Trish and pulling her into my house for an extended 18+ snuggle session to end all extended 18+ snuggle sessions.
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......First floor, flesheater dead!....................................................................
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..........Clearing second floor!......................Beware the TaZ Squad.............Elmo knows where you live!
George 8:36 - My zombies are dead, 28 Days zombies are not. KA-POW!!
http://g4tv.com/vide..._Left_4_Dead_2/
......First floor, flesheater dead!....................................................................
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................ ..........................Clearing second floor!......................Beware the TaZ Squad.............Elmo knows where you live!
George 8:36 - My zombies are dead, 28 Days zombies are not. KA-POW!!
http://g4tv.com/vide..._Left_4_Dead_2/
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That has got to be the coolest thing ever. :-|
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Yonkers, and Hope Vet.
Soldiers Life RP, largest Role Playing game on ATZ:
http://www.allthings...ead.php?t=22382.
You man enough?
Hooah.
Homemade zombie short, starring me:
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=QNXOx6EIOpM
(I'm the one with the Rifle, and Short hair. Don't be mistaken!)
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 04:18 PM
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Creeping Death said:
That has got to be the coolest thing ever. :-|
Agree.:lol:
