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wife broke it to me today that she was divorcing me. i was just wondering if anyone had any advice
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

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My first piece of advice would be ask someone who cares. :lol:
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great man yeah be a @SSHOLE TO EVERYONE HUH i cant wait till someone kicks your @ss i was wanting to ask bob not you
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Then send him a PM instead of making a thread. Would make sense, wouldnt it? :lol:
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well someone else might have some advice too, just because you dont care doesnt mean you have to post much less read this someone else might want to
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Advice...hm...best advice I got from my brothers divorce was to sell all your stuff to someone you either trust, or can beat up easily for a dollar and buy it back from him when the dust settles, and get a daddy test on all the kids cause some of em might not be yours. Beyond that avoid the woman unless the lawyer is present. :roll:
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Lian said:

sell all your stuff to someone you either trust, or can beat up easily for a dollar and buy it back from him when the dust settles

A thousand times this. She can't get half of your stuff if you don't actually own anything.
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Funny how you say that, Homelite. Because 17 minutes ago, 9 minutes before your last post, you sent me a visitor message saying you were getting a divorce. 11 minutes previous to you telling me on my profile, I told you to tell someone who cares. Hmm..something is not right with you.
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well she had me sign the papers i aint quite sure if they have went through yet i aint to good at filling out papers so technically we are everything aint worked out yet though all i know is i get to keep my guns saw and truck and she gets the house
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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You should try to get as much of the furniture as possible, even if you have to rent a shed to store it. She may get the house but you should make it your goal to make sure there isn't anything left inside it. :evil:
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Been through this, get a lawyer and don't communicate with her in any way without the lawyer present! follow the lawyers advice and keep your stress level under control.
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thanks man im gonna let her take everything cept my saw guns and truck. if i got them i can live.
i got a cure for ugly .... cat got ur tounge no but my chainsaw sure does

kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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Find a construction site where the foundation is just now starting to be laid, and then use your imagination from there.
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YOU GAVE HER THE HOUSE?!
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You gave your imaginary wife an imaginary house? Awesome!
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wow how wierd me and my wife talked about divorce last night as well.
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knarF said:

YOU GAVE HER THE HOUSE?!
I'd tell the bitch to start building.

:lol: i didnt want the place to many bad memories

and sucks laughingman i know how much it hurts you should try to keep together or lest you end up like me
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

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What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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You gave your imaginary wife an imaginary house? Awesome!


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crombie always has a good joke i actually laughed thanks man he cheered me up alot
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kiltedninja Posted 04 November 2010 - 03:57 PM

Well, some of us are a whole lot older than that. I think Bob might have actually fought in the civil war

You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 2,
What is a valid reason for someone to love someone else? Since apparently I’m doing it wrong.

Bella Swan, Eclipse, Chapter 4
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