we all know "the best things to do" but how about the dumbest possible ideas, i made this thread just because of shits and giggles, but also to warn.
don't do this come zday...ever.
also, if you want, add your own ideas, i'd love to hear them! :lol:

the dumbest thing to do come zday
#1
Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:12 PM
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#2
Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:16 PM
zombieslayer11 said:
we all know "the best things to do" but how about the dumbest possible ideas, i made this thread just because of shits and giggles, but also to warn.
don't do this come zday...ever.
also, if you want, add your own ideas, i'd love to hear them! :lol:
don't do this come zday...ever.
also, if you want, add your own ideas, i'd love to hear them! :lol:
Idk man, rock, paper, scissors, sounds like fun to play with a zombie! especially if a had a big rock or sharp scissors:evil:
#3
Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:18 PM
Holeing up in a Wal-Mart or similar store.
Trample the weak. Hurdle the dead.
#4
Posted 10 August 2009 - 09:19 PM
Birdman44 said:
Idk man, rock, paper, scissors, sounds like fun to play with a zombie! especially if a had a big rock or sharp scissors:evil:
:lol: sounds like a good time :lol:
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#5
Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:47 PM
While a lot of those ideas were dumb, I think the worst idea would be going to a "rescue center' that they report in the broadcasts. Who will need to go there the most urgently? The weak & injured. What will be the most common injury? Zombie bites! Think about: those places will be FILLED with infected people wanting help, only to turn into zombies, attack everyone around, and end up making the places a mess of bloody tents.
Also, a bad idea would be stripping down naked, covering yourself in bar-b-que sauce, running outside and yelling "COME AND GET IT!" :lol:
Also, a bad idea would be stripping down naked, covering yourself in bar-b-que sauce, running outside and yelling "COME AND GET IT!" :lol:
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#6
Posted 10 August 2009 - 10:54 PM
Victor Clark said:
Also, a bad idea would be stripping down naked, covering yourself in bar-b-que sauce, running outside and yelling "COME AND GET IT!" :lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
i woulda never thought of that.
also that is very true about the rescue centers...very bad idea :doh:
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#7
Posted 11 August 2009 - 12:05 AM
Putting homelite in charge of security. :lol:
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#8
Posted 11 August 2009 - 01:23 AM
Running out into the streets to gun down zombies right off the bat, police will probably come get you.
Rescue centers as well. My girlfriend's dad is an old vietnam vet so she won't be heading that way either, but yeah, the government probably won't know what to do.
Rescue centers as well. My girlfriend's dad is an old vietnam vet so she won't be heading that way either, but yeah, the government probably won't know what to do.
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#9
Posted 11 August 2009 - 02:35 AM
On zombie day, I do not plan to attach 704,872 small bottle rockets to the back of my truck and rig up torches that I can ignite them from the drivers seat so as to have a "emergency boost" option.
#10
Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:43 AM
Hmm probably the dumbest thing you could do would be to expect tolerance of stupidity from VJ.
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#11
Posted 11 August 2009 - 07:25 AM
Smoke crack...:lol:
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#12
Posted 11 August 2009 - 07:54 AM
Pick the day of the invasion to stock up on supplies!
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#13
Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:48 AM
Start cooking meth...:loon:
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#14
Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:14 AM
DarthJoe8 said:
Start cooking meth...:loon:
that may not be the dumbest idea...smoking it yes, thats f-ing stupid.
but selling it to meth-heads for supplies, might not be such a bad thing.
just a thought :loon:
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#15
Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:19 AM
zombieslayer11 said:
that may not be the dumbest idea...smoking it yes, thats f-ing stupid.
but selling it to meth-heads for supplies, might not be such a bad thing.
just a thought :loon:
but selling it to meth-heads for supplies, might not be such a bad thing.
just a thought :loon:
You don't deal with the enemy....we all know that meth heads are already zombies....:scare:
I was thinking the shit could blow up in your face!! :lol: There goes the neighborhood...
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#16
Posted 11 August 2009 - 09:45 AM
DarthJoe8 said:
I was thinking the shit could blow up in your face!! :lol: There goes the neighborhood...
knowing my track recored with cooking ANYTHING that is a possiblity...i've seen a meth lab explosion on tv once...not good :scare:
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#17
Posted 11 August 2009 - 05:04 PM
Start looking for a gun.
Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised - Machiavelli.
#18
Posted 11 August 2009 - 06:46 PM
FFG said:
Start looking for a gun.
thats why i know where mine is at all times...im not taking any chances :evil:
:guns: :zom2: :zom2: :zom1: :zom1:
"For clean up, you get the guard. you want someone to drag there ass, you get the government. if you want someone to do some thing about it, you get the zombie slayer."
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#19
Posted 11 August 2009 - 06:47 PM
zombieslayer11 said:
knowing my track recored with cooking ANYTHING that is a possiblity...i've seen a meth lab explosion on tv once...not good :scare:
If zombies overrun your house. You could detonate the meth lab. That would be a good way to take out a bunch of hungry zombies on your tail.

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#20
Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:27 PM
Never having used Meth I am unsure of it's effects but it seems to me it might be a good short term survival tool.
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