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ibitezombies

Posted 08 August 2012 - 04:53 AM

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Hello, my name is Steve and I enjoy being periodically tasered by random law enforcement agencies from around NorthAmerica. Next year I am planning a trip to Burundi, presently their police are not equipped with taser guns, however, they tend to make due with a box spring and car battery.

So I am excited about that, naturally.

My father was born in Nicaragua in 1953 and came down with bacterial diarrhea before he was 8 months old. At the age of 4 he was already working as a peanut farmer for 18 Córdoba or (2 cents) every 3 complete monthly orbital motions of the moon.

By the time he was 17 he was able to fill a mason jar to the brim with his savings. It was a proud moment, and when people say I have a strong work ethic, you won't need to ask why.

My mother was raised in Timisoara Romania, while originally born in Winooski Vermont she was kidnapped by a rouge sect of Hungarian Jesusit Priest and indoctrinated into the sex slave business before the age of 32.

And this is how my parents met each other, and here I am...a product of their love, devotion and sacrifice.

I haven't seen either of them since I was 9, I hope they are doing well and I am Caucasian.

Oh yes, education and employment ... I have received my Masters in Bioengineering, a Bachelor's Degree in Civil Law and currently 1 semester away from attaining my PhD in Political Science and I work at a soft baked Pretzel stand in the mall.

Hope to hear from you!

-Steve

Postscript: My name really is Steve and I am from the Southern United States (Louisiana) but also spend time in Sweden during the summer months with my girlfriend visiting her family and we're moving to Sweden next year. I am a musician and my main instrument of choice is the drums which I have been playing since I was the age of 9, and I have been playing the guitar (poorly haha) off and on for the last 5 years or so. Eventually I would like to take up piano and electric bass guitar, I can't sing to save my life but I sound really good in the car when I have the stereo turned up to an ungodly level. LOL I have also been involved with magic (sleighet-of-hand) from an early age and consider myself a semi-professional based on the grounds that I am more proficient than an amateur, less skilled than an actual professional but I am hired out to perform at social functions for money in for the last 15 years.

I am a huge The Walking Dead fan and of practically anything Zombie related.

That's enough about me, glad to be here and I am looking forward to conversing with you all.

S.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

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SWAT Zombie

Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:23 AM

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Yeah, noodles are good.

Welcome to the monkey farm :wave:

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