The best thing that could happen...

[jagus12]

OK, we have a thread that is about the worst thing that could happen in Z-day, so this comed to my mind...
NOTE: The situation can be completely ridiculous or a surprisingly stupid fantasy

[Dave Of The Dead]

You're on the run, and you see a building. You run in and shut the door behind you. You find a switch on the wall. As a hundred lamps hum and turn on, you notice that you are completely surrounded by crates of canned food, ammo, and weapons. The walls of this warehouse are made of 2ft thick concrete and there are no windows. The door is 8 inch steel with so many locks, the zombies couldn't get in even with a tank. There is a way to the roof where the greenhouse is and chicken coup. In the basement are the recreational facilities where anything you would ever need to keep your sanity is stored, there is even a live-in maid, who is also trained as a masseuse and is very very attractive. Nuff said.

[kiltedninja]

Say for a minute that I was walking home from school, and I turn a corner and find a huge group of zombies on one of the main roads. I also find a dead man, an AR15 in his hands, a bullet in his head, and a backpack containing a .45, three boxes of ammo for the pistol, three boxes for the rifle, two 2-liters of Mtn. Dew, a Ka-Bar, two packs of Kools, a zippo, zippo fuel, and a Maglite and batteries.

That would be a great thing in such a bad situation.

[Bob]

Hey, I quit smoking years ago...

[kiltedninja]

I don't smoke, but I'm willing to bet that they'll be worth something in ZPAW.
Plus my brother likes Kools, they'd be his, but the Zippo would be mine.

[NotoriousDIT]

honestly, I think the zombie apocalypse is my only chance of making something of my life.

I'd be the hero and get the girl or maybe guy, and all these years of training and preparation would have paid off.

[GamingMaiden]

...is suddenly just having superpowers out of the blue and blow them all up, Dr. Manhattan style.

Or get guns from a warehouse and go Either way is cool.

[bandits1]

Originally Posted by NotoriousDIT

honestly, I think the zombie apocalypse is my only chance of making something of my life.

I'd be the hero and get the girl or maybe guy, and all these years of training and preparation would have paid off.

Wha...?

[NotoriousDIT]

I float both ways.

[mattifikation]

I find out that one hot girl at work *WASN'T* lying when she said "I'll sleep with you when the dead walk the earth!"

[Bob]

You float both ways?
What does that mean?

[NotoriousDIT]

it just means I'm bisexual.

[The Voice Of Desperation]

Well... more power to you I guess?
Picture this:
Your walking through your house during the opening phases of the infection you fall through your floor and land next to a vault with 50" inch steel doors. You open the door to find magical fairy god parents who grant your every wish. You live through the apocalypse in your own personal dreamland.

[hotlead]

Originally Posted by NotoriousDIT

it just means I'm bisexual.

It doubles your chances at closing time. ................

[mattifikation]

I wake up one morning and look out my window. Zombies are everywhere, and every last one of them is looking for me. I say, "NO WAY! This can't be happening!"

And the zombies say, "You're right. Something's off here. Hold on a second."

I suddenly wake up again, for real this time, and all of the zombies have been replaced by beautiful, naked, horny women. Every last one of them is still looking for me...