"Fantasy" weapons...

[bandits1]

If you could choose any small-arms weapons you've seen in a movie/tv show or in any kind of comic book or sci-fi novel to fight hordes of infected, which one's would they be?

As my primary weapon, I would choose the M41A pulse rifle from the movie "Aliens". It fires 10mm explosive-tipped caseless ammo and the mag holds 99 rounds. Even if you fail to hit the head, it'll tear up the body pretty good, rendering it near-useless. Plus it has that 30mm grenade-launcher for really sticky situations.



I haven't decided on a sidearm yet...I'll get back to that later.

As a melee-weapon, of couse I'd choose a lightsaber. Preferrably Darth Vader's or maybe Count Dooku's:


...I realize that it's very likely that I may accidentally kill myself while trying to get the hang of swinging this thing around, but if I survive the training process, it'll make one hell of a close-combat weapon.

[beyerwrestler]

Any weapon? Man this thread is gonna explode!
As for my main weapon of choice

The Redeemer from the Unreal series. It works as a highly powerful rocket launcher and has the capability to fire remote controlled nuclear warheads. Think about it. On top of som battlements of a fort in the mountains aiming the warhead ionto the sky, then guiding it to a highly infected city and...BOOOM!

My secondary weapon would have to be the Translocator also from the Unreal series. When the fight gets to close i can aim for safety and teleport there in an instant.

And as my Melee weapon i would have a vibro-knife which by using high frequencys along the blade(increasing friction) making it almost not even solid. This means it can cut through any surface. And you have less chance of cutting off one of your own limbs than with a lightsaber.

[beyerwrestler]

oops i accidently hit the button twice. My bad sorry

[Adam Sandler]

Well I would dip myself in that fluid mr Froztie from Batman did. And I would become an Ice man. So...

Projectile:
Icy cumshots.

Melee:
My 12 inch penis, I would slap the Zombies so hard that their skulls would shatter.

[Lian]

Well lets see. I do have a hard on for the Gears of War rifle. Despite the impracticalities of using a chain saw in combat. But if it works as well as it does in the game, then sign me up. Melee and ranged in one cool looking weapon.



The ZF-1 from fifth element was shiny, and multi functional.



Oh I could go on for days. Mostly I'd just be happy with the guns from any action movie that don't run out of ammo till the most inopportune moment when I'm fighting my archenemy.

[beyerwrestler]

Originally Posted by Adam Sandler

Well I would dip myself in that fluid mr Froztie from Batman did. And I would become an Ice man. So...

Projectile:
Icy cumshots.

Melee:
My 12 inch penis, I would slap the Zombies so hard that their skulls would shatter.

Wow now your getting hard ons from the undead

[detpat]

phaser.............

[Zombie_215]

Chicago Typewriter: Resident Evil 4

P.R.L. (Plaga Removal Laser) 412: Resident Evil 4

[secretcog]

Fantasy weapons huh?

Ok, I once got all daring and went up the down escalator at my local mall. That's right people, I went UP! But before I got to the top, this group of really hot mammas (literally...they were milfs) all started licking their lips (because they had chocolate all over'em from the chocolate covered bannanas they were eating) and I couldn't stop watching them.

Then they saw me sawing them, and they all started laughing and pointing at me (it was like grade school all over again) and they started screaming at me, laughing, and saying really sexy things like: "Ewww your creepy," and "SECURITYYYYYYYY!"

So I got all startled from these women throwing themselves at me, errr...they were throwing something at me, and at the time, I was sure they were gonna start midget tossing each other into my arms, except none of'em were midgets. It woulda been a really hot milf toss.

So I started hopping up and down really excited like, with a big toothless grin (cuz I got some teeth knocked out a week prior by a really hot gilf) and I lost my balance and fell down the down excalator. Yup...I totally fell for them.

I think security thought my fame as a punk rock guitarist was too much for these women to bare cuz they grabbed me by the throat and dragged me to a cell were they tried to beat off the scent I was emiting that must have attracted the lusty horde of milfs.

They failed, and in the process injured me really bad. I was rushed to a nearby clinic were I met this scalpal. It was lying in the tray next to my bed. I'm not sure what was wrong with it. No broken edges, handle was fine. Maybe it had a stomach acke or something.

We started taliking. Ok, I was the only one talking, but it didn't get up and slice away from me so I guess it enjoyed our conversation, but couldn't talk because it must have gone speechless at how man-sexy I am (I seem to have that effect on inanitimate objects).

One thing led to another and we decided to head back to my place. We watched a ginsu knife info-mercial (which is like a chick flick for blades) and then I dimmed the lights, and pulled out my axe and started to serinade the blade. I scooted a little bit closer to it on the couch and it didn't move, so I'm sure it was into me. We drank, and drank, and drank, and drank. I think it was onto my game thinking I was trying to get it intoxicated so I could take advantage of it, so I drank it's drinks for it.

I flirted, it shined, I touched it, it...got touched, then I was all over it, and it was all over me. Ohhh ya boys, you know what I'm talkin bout! You know when like, a really hot chick scratches your back...yahhh baby. I got scratch marks alllllll over the place! Scalpal is a real wild one. But when I woke up I was covered in blood and my willy was gone! I freaked. The damn thing sliced it off Bobbit style!

I found it on a stick in the freezer. A total dicksycle. I'm not sure how scalpal got it there, but I took it with me to the clinic and they sewed it back on.

Sooo...to sum up my story...if your gonna get it on with a weapon, make d-mn sure they don't have any mental problems!

[Dave Of The Dead]

No brainer. Vincent's gun


For melee, I would choose Drizzt O Durden's twin scimitars +4

I would also choose Corban's gun from 5th Element with a multipass just in case

[beyerwrestler]

I am going to add the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3 cause it would be awesome to see zeds flyin everywhere.

[Behemoth]

For my primary weapon i agree with bandits1.
My secondry/backup would be a smaller phased plasma gun like this.

[mattifikation]

Iron Man's suit.

[NickelobLight]

Lightsaber?

Mattifikation wins the thread though.

[stark55]

ok so what powers would you want and how would you use them? you can use powers that exist or make your own.

(don't get lame like superman or some thing like that)