Found: the perfect survival vehicle

Thought I'd post this awesomely modified bike as the perfect zombie outbreak survival vehicle. It gets 200 mpg, goes 25 mph (faster than any shambler can walk/run), and can be picked up with one finger, thrown over a fence or other obstacle, and ridden away to safety. How cool is that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uruaRsCHvk4

[Slashmatrix]

I think I'd take my chances in this:

http://www.methodshop.net/gadgets/re...nk/index.shtml
http://www.seriouswheels.com/cars/to...adonkadonk.htm

Gotta love a Badonkadonk

[Zombie Survivor]

Originally Posted by Slashmatrix

I think I'd take my chances in this:

Wow, Dead Reckoning-like

The motorized bicycle is cool too, but you'll be grabbed by zombies more easily...

Originally Posted by Zombie Survivor

The motorized bicycle is cool too, but you'll be grabbed by zombies more easily...

Nah, you got it all wrong. We're not talking about wading through a sea of undead in an Abrams tank. The beauty of the bike is that you can get far away from a zombie-outbreak area quickly, easily, and without having to stop. You don't have to rely on roads that are going to get choked by panicked soccer moms. When everyone else is trapped in their SUVs, out of gas or stuck in traffic, you can buzz along over fences, cars, and other barriers that would stop the zombies and most other vehicles. Throw the bike in a dingy and cross a river, no bridge necessary. Bring along a 2-gallon gas can and get a 400-mile range! You have the mobility of traveling on foot, with much greater speed, and no fatigue to set in.

[Zombie Survivor]

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Yeah, you're right. I haven't even thought about that. Thanks!

[8mmUltra]

BAD IDEA!

The problem with this guy’s Motorized Bicycle is; It CAN’T be Peddled! Run out of fuel, have a breakdown or anything else, you own a boat anchor (aka DRT Dead Right There). His little bike would be a bad choice and what the hell, can’t you peddle 20 MPH a lot quieter and what kind of supplies can you take with you?

Originally Posted by 8mmUltra

BAD IDEA!

The problem with this guy’s Motorized Bicycle is; It CAN’T be Peddled! Run out of fuel, have a breakdown or anything else, you own a boat anchor (aka DRT Dead Right There). His little bike would be a bad choice and what the hell, can’t you peddle 20 MPH a lot quieter and what kind of supplies can ou take with you?

Pfft, oh gee Bodysnatcher's disagreeing with a post of mine. Whodathunkit

[Slashmatrix]

While we're on crazy ideas , what about an Atlasphere?

[8mmUltra]

Originally Posted by SurvivalOfTheLeastTasty

Pfft, oh gee Bodysnatcher's disagreeing with a post of mine. Whodathunkit

WAS I WRONG? ? ? No! I did even notice it was your POST/Thread until your reply... Show me the peddles!

[Slashmatrix]

I also found this, but I think it would be a waste of ammo if headshots were needed. I think the body should probably be reinforced as well...

http://www.grump.org/2007/08/ultimat...t-vehicle.html

Originally Posted by Slashmatrix

While we're on crazy ideas , what about an Atlasphere?

Hmm, good crush resistance and can't be overturned, but way too prone to fatiguing the "driver". Too heavy to be picked up and moved over obstacles, too.

Originally Posted by Slashmatrix

I also found this, but I think it would be a waste of ammo if headshots were needed. I think the body should probably be reinforced as well...

http://www.grump.org/2007/08/ultimat...t-vehicle.html

When it gets stuck in traffic or runs out of gas the minigun would definitely keep the zeds off you...for a while anyway.

[zombieslayr]

Umm no, I dont think so. Anythign that requires fuel is a no on my list. When the shit hits the fan all gas stations will most likely be pump dry and I am not taking my chances syphoning cars.

Originally Posted by zombieslayr

Umm no, I dont think so. Anythign that requires fuel is a no on my list. When the shit hits the fan all gas stations will most likely be pump dry and I am not taking my chances syphoning cars.

Horseback, then? Or a regular bicycle?

[8mmUltra]

I’ll stay with my, http://www.polarisindustries.com/en-...7/Features.htm , Along with the two fuel tanks on the Quad, I had a rack built to carry an additional twenty gallons of gasoline…. There is no need to tell you about the 400 pounds plus of supplies I can carry over your peddleless bike. Moron! Is my survival vehicle "perfect"? No!... It is, however, better than a peddleless bike.