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ProfGriffin
07-15-2005, 01:16 PM
Greetings Night Creatures,

Prof. Griffin from FangoriaTV here.

I've seen all sorts of ghouls and monsters and demons in my travels
but never have I felt this way about any monster. I must express my
feelings and have decided to do so through the wonderful expression
of song parody. So with your kind indulgence, I humbly present the
following:

(sing along if you wish: to the tune of Love Potion Number Nine)

I paid my fee to see Land of the Dead
I saw the cutie dressed all in red
She rose from the dead, but she looks so very fine
That's why I'm in love with...
That Zombie Number Nine.

I watched her lurch and stalk across the screen
where she went, she stole evey scene
A hole in her cheek and a bat made out of pine,
Strange that I'm in Love with...
That Zombie Number Nine.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/cf936e52840856ccedc5d4e0d51900d2_23.jpg

She reached in and grabbed my heart and took a big bite
I know I shouldn't like it but it just feels so right
She smells like she looks and she's really a sight
To Fiddler's Green I'll march with her...and join her fight!

Not since the DAWN or DAY or NIGHT
Have I thrilled to such a sight
I'll let myself be bit so that I can make her mine...
Can't help it, I'm in love with...
That Zombie Number Nine.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b388/ProfGriffin/LotD27040504.jpg

Come Bite me Number Nine!
Cute Zombie Number Nine!
My Zombie Number Nine!!

(ahem)

There, now I feel better. I think.

Prof. Griffin
Brody
07-15-2005, 01:41 PM
LOL

Bravo!

:drinking: :clap:
Darth Erroneous
07-15-2005, 03:03 PM
Yeah, she's hot. :evil:
DocZomby
07-15-2005, 04:06 PM
That's quite impressive. Her teeth wer pretty white for having been undead for a stretch of time. I'm sure she'll be running the Horror Con curcuit in the next year.
Detroit Dogg
07-15-2005, 04:07 PM
:) Im amused!

~Dre
Brody
07-15-2005, 04:23 PM
That's quite impressive. Her teeth wer pretty white for having been undead for a stretch of time. I'm sure she'll be running the Horror Con curcuit in the next year.

And the fact she is barely decomposed at all and wearing a damn softball uniform. Must have been a recent game of organized ball going on when she got hit; which was obviosly recently.

God that movie sucks. http://allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/poo-ani.gif http://allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_puke.gif http://allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/poo-ani.gif http://allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_puke.gif
Pain
07-15-2005, 04:59 PM
Very cool little ditty! :)
Slumlord
07-15-2005, 05:07 PM
Nice one! :clap:
corgi37
07-16-2005, 10:29 AM
Check out Jennifer Baxter's bio pic on imdb.

Yummy!
Bad Zombie Night
07-16-2005, 02:49 PM
Check out Jennifer Baxter's bio pic on imdb.

Yummy!

Are you referring to this one?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/ATZ%20Pics/Jennifer_Baxter.jpg
Darth Erroneous
07-16-2005, 03:08 PM
Yup. That picture's going into the "Spank Bank" :lol:
The Blind Dead
07-16-2005, 03:15 PM
That was a great little song. Now let's all rap my upcoming single to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"...it's called "Why Did Fango back Skinned Deep?"

:mrgreen:
Pain
07-16-2005, 03:25 PM
That was a great little song. Now let's all rap my upcoming single to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"...it's called "Why Did Fango back Skinned Deep?"

:mrgreen:


Why indeed? :x
Bad Zombie Night
07-16-2005, 03:45 PM
More JB pics :


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/ATZ%20Pics/JB1.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/ATZ%20Pics/JB3.jpg http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/ATZ%20Pics/JB2.jpg
Some_Day...
07-17-2005, 07:30 AM
She is really pretty...but I'm more concerned that you fell for her in all her freakin zombie make up!!! That's just plain strange..... :loon:
Zombie-A-GoGo
07-17-2005, 11:56 AM
She is really pretty...but I'm more concerned that you fell for her in all her freakin zombie make up!!! That's just plain strange..... :loon:


Bwahahahhaa! :lol:
Darth Erroneous
07-17-2005, 12:03 PM
Bwahahahhaa! :lol:

What makes us special is that we can see through the physical imperfections and see the beautiful person that she really is. :lol:
HOO-HAA
07-17-2005, 12:04 PM
Bwahahahhaa! :lol:

Oh, girls... you're just jealous... :evil:
Zombie-A-GoGo
07-17-2005, 12:05 PM
Oh, girls... you're just jealous... :evil:

Not at all. What's there to be jealous of? I look just like that in the morning. :scare:
Pain
07-17-2005, 12:09 PM
Not at all. What's there to be jealous of? I look just like that in the morning. :scare:

Too much info there! :scare:
Zombie-A-GoGo
07-17-2005, 12:16 PM
What? A little foundation and I'm fine! *skin falls off, revealing teeth*

Sheeee? I'm fffine! There'ssh noshing wrong wish my fayshhh! :zom1:

:)
HOO-HAA
07-17-2005, 01:57 PM
What? A little foundation and I'm fine! *skin falls off, revealing teeth*

Sheeee? I'm fffine! There'ssh noshing wrong wish my fayshhh! :zom1:

:)

:lol: Splendid! Mind you, as I remember from the post-a-pic thread, ZAGG, you've no need for make-up OD-ing... :)
Zombie-A-GoGo
07-17-2005, 02:53 PM
Someone just gained a few brownie points. :lol: ;-)
jackskellington
07-17-2005, 05:04 PM
Post-a-pic thread?
corgi37
07-17-2005, 10:19 PM
Yeah, post a pic thread.

Very...illuminating.
HOO-HAA
07-18-2005, 07:56 AM
Yeah, post a pic thread.

Very...illuminating.

Recently took a turn for the bizarre since the very talented Sadogoat started 'zombifying' everyone's pics... :lol:

We can all be Number nines! :)
Some_Day...
07-18-2005, 08:25 AM
Is that really such a good thing? Someone may end up with one hell of a sore wrist :lol:
HOO-HAA
07-19-2005, 05:52 AM
Is that really such a good thing? Someone may end up with one hell of a sore wrist :lol:

:lol: :lol: Gutter-Mind!
corgi37
07-19-2005, 08:42 AM
Did he zombify mine?
Darth Erroneous
07-19-2005, 08:22 PM
So if one was to make "whoopy" with Number 9, could they be charged with Gross Abuse of Corpse? What if Number 9 allowed it? What then? :loon: Take that American legal system! :evil: