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TheBuzz
05-08-2005, 10:33 AM
TheBuzz has heard multiple rumors around LA that Paris likes the horror genre and has found a project that involves another of her passions...golf.

Titled "SLICE", Paris is said to be talking to the producers. A visit to their website, www.slicemovie.com, however has no mention, yet, on their cast page.

Stay tuned as TheBuzz digs deeper.

HOO-HAA
05-08-2005, 10:38 AM
Does that film on the banners, House OF wax star Paris Hilton? Wouldn't have put her down as a fan of the genre.. :think:

SGT. DEATH
05-08-2005, 01:09 PM
I read something about slice I think its a zombie flick about a golf course built on a grave yard/indian burial ground.Soundes quite good.

Fetal Fatality
05-08-2005, 01:36 PM
Sounds funny. She'd be better off as a zombie rather than a main character.

Mazdak
05-08-2005, 04:04 PM
I refuse to see anything she has her hand in. That whore trash should be shot. She does nothing for the world, she is an absolute social parasite.

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-08-2005, 04:10 PM
That whore trash should be shot.

:scare: *gasp!*



:lol:

preacher
05-08-2005, 04:41 PM
i think she should leave the acting to the...well....actors.

daddys money can buy a lot but it cant buy her talent, respectability or a point to her vacant existence

HOO-HAA
05-08-2005, 07:12 PM
i think she should leave the acting to the...well....actors.

daddys money can buy a lot but it cant buy her talent, respectability or a point to her vacant existence

Oh, come now Preacher... She does have a fabulous swagger. Doesn't that earn her the right? :lol:

corgi37
05-08-2005, 08:57 PM
The world needs more bored, slutty, rich whores - not less.

Mazdak
05-08-2005, 10:26 PM
:scare: *gasp!*



:lol:

I cannot stand filthy prostitute garbage. Especially when it is not looked down upon but celebrated.

Arson Zombie
05-08-2005, 10:36 PM
I don't mind her being in the movie. But only if she gets her throat ripped out in the first two minutes!!! :zom2:

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-08-2005, 10:50 PM
I cannot stand filthy prostitute garbage. Especially when it is not looked down upon but celebrated.

My boyfriend and I were actually talking about this sort of thing the other night. If she were exactly who she is, but instead of being a sleazy socialite, she gave tons to various charities, no one would give her the time of day. But because she is a sleazy socialite, our society loves her (or loves to hate her), either way, she gets all the publicity she needs...for basically not doing anything. Weird. We live in a really strange culture.

Tasteslikechicken
05-08-2005, 10:51 PM
Anyone seen HOW yet?
Does she die quickly at least?

I guess if she takes a three wood upside the head and is then unceremoniously ripped apart by zombies it'd be okay if she works again.

Quinn
05-08-2005, 11:22 PM
My problem with Paris stems from the TV show she is in and the fact that she is famous for being famous. Anyways I hear from all of these people how they love the "simple life" show because the respective heiresses are stupid and giggling all the time. What people do not seem to realize is that they are not laughing because they are vacant shells of corporal matter, rather they are laughing because they know that all the jobs that avg people have to do will never pertain to them. They only have to perform those jobs on the show for a day, thats why they are laughing all the time. They are laughing at everbody who is not a product of a wealthy family who has to struggle with their lives and the various issues that come with it (ie. job security, education, unemployment, being broke, ect.) So in essence they are laughing at all of us watching the show because every viewer means more blackberry pda things, more unecesarry cars, houses, and lord knows how much drugs. WHEW,had to get that off my chest. It just annoys me how America can by this stuff, just look at her eyes and you can tell she is aware of how dumb she is but how much that has no real bearing on her life. I need to move back to Ireland, maybe after I get out of grad school.
Have a good day (not bashing America, just people who buy/worship celebrity)
Quinn

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Well said Quinn. I agree wholeheartedly. :)

Zen Buddakhan
05-09-2005, 12:41 AM
Yes I agree Quinn, But I laughed really hard when Paris fell off a horse!!
I don't think Paris was laughing much?

HOO-HAA
05-09-2005, 10:06 AM
just annoys me how America can by this stuff, just look at her eyes and you can tell she is aware of how dumb she is but how much that has no real bearing on her life. I need to move back to Ireland, maybe after I get out of grad school.
Have a good day (not bashing America, just people who buy/worship celebrity)
Quinn

Well... It's not just America.. Ireland's newsagents are full of glossy celebrity magazines full of people famous for 'being famous.'

You make good points, Quinn... but isn't she just soooo perdy? :lol:

Quinn
05-09-2005, 10:25 AM
Yeah I guess for every Paris Hilton over here there is a whats her name with the large lady things over there in the UK and Ireland respecitvely. As far as her being pretty, give me Charlotte Heatherly any day of the week. She is extremly pretty, writes pretty good music, and is mega impressive on the guitar. Especially those eyes :). I just hope Paris isnt type cast as a horror actress and can move on to her true ambtion-playing Mary McAleese and then possibly a directing gig.
Have a good day
Quinn, the man with the rapier wit.

zerb
05-09-2005, 10:37 AM
To be honest, the movie could have been quite entertaining. Nothing too good, but a nice, cheap horror flick. I didn't even know that Paris Hilton was in it, since I didn't care that much about it. When I recently saw the trailer i was horrified to see that bitch actually being in a movie. As an actress and not on her back. Disgusting.

Mazdak
05-09-2005, 03:52 PM
My boyfriend and I were actually talking about this sort of thing the other night. If she were exactly who she is, but instead of being a sleazy socialite, she gave tons to various charities, no one would give her the time of day. But because she is a sleazy socialite, our society loves her (or loves to hate her), either way, she gets all the publicity she needs...for basically not doing anything. Weird. We live in a really strange culture.

Incorrect- I'd hate that whore garbage if she was the kindest, most philanthropic woman on the face of the earth.

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Incorrect- I'd hate that whore garbage if she was the kindest, most philanthropic woman on the face of the earth.

Um...okay then. :scare:

Detroit Dogg
05-09-2005, 04:20 PM
my thoughts exactly Zagg....


~Dre

HOO-HAA
05-09-2005, 05:46 PM
I just hope Paris isnt type cast as a horror actress and can move on to her true ambtion-playing Mary McAleese and then possibly a directing gig.
Have a good day
Quinn, the man with the rapier wit.

HAHAHA! You see, Quinn... when you take a minute to look at things from a different perspective you discover that there's a little bit of the Great Mother in us all.. even young Paris :love:

Divided Soul
05-10-2005, 10:25 AM
GoGo.. Not only do we live in a weird culture we live in a weird time... never before have 5 year olds had the worlds info in their figertips.... They also have the ability to beat up prostitues in Grand theft Auto.... Scray isn't it... I think the outbreak is inevitable

Zen Buddakhan
05-10-2005, 10:33 AM
GoGo.. Not only do we live in a weird culture we live in a weird time... never before have 5 year olds had the worlds info in their figertips.... They also have the ability to beat up prostitues in Grand theft Auto.... Scray isn't it... I think the outbreak is inevitable

Yeah...5 yr olds zombiefied by Xbox and PS2 ? :lol:
Well some might have that whole pale skin look, from playing indoors for long periods? :)

Divided Soul
05-10-2005, 10:37 AM
Yeah...5 yr olds zombiefied by Xbox and PS2 ? :lol:
Well some might have that whole pale skin look, from playing indoors for long periods? :)
Well some seem to have the intelligence of zombies, others seem far to intelligent for their age.... Kind of like Village of the Damned

Zen Buddakhan
05-10-2005, 10:47 AM
Well some seem to have the intelligence of zombies, others seem far to intelligent for their age.... Kind of like Village of the Damned

Damm I remember that film...like children of the corn?

I was actually thinking of the wrong movie The Village.........
Hmmm...., except the Government would need some kind of scare tactic to keep the 5yr olds in line to be like the Village?? :lol:

Divided Soul
05-10-2005, 10:53 AM
Damm I remember that film...like children of the corn?

I was actually thinking of the wrong movie The Village.........
Hmmm...., except the Government would need some kind of scare tactic to keep the 5yr olds in line to be like the Village?? :lol:


Easy... Take away GC and PS2's and Xbox's... Also I think the threat of Barry Manilow would work!

Zen Buddakhan
05-10-2005, 11:10 AM
Easy... Take away GC and PS2's and Xbox's... Also I think the threat of Barry Manilow would work!

That is just cruel....subjecting children to a 24 hour continous*Lola looped recording! :x
Next you'll want them to watch Richard Simmons jazzercise vids!!
Oh the inhumanity continues!! :lol:

(Ps, did not want my 1000 post to be Manilow and Simmons related!) :)

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-10-2005, 12:28 PM
You guys get back on topic...I insist you continue bashing Paris Hilton right now! :lol:

Pain
05-10-2005, 01:28 PM
I can't believe we are wasting time on her :x

Zombie-A-GoGo
05-10-2005, 01:47 PM
Paris Hilton: Waste
...seems appropriate enough...:) :lol:

Tom K
05-10-2005, 01:59 PM
TheBuzz has heard multiple rumors around LA that Paris likes the horror genre and has found a project that involves another of her passions...golf.

Titled "SLICE", Paris is said to be talking to the producers. A visit to their website, www.slicemovie.com, however has no mention, yet, on their cast page.

Stay tuned as TheBuzz digs deeper.

That's Hot!!! :mrgreen:

Sorry...I had to... :evil:

Pain
05-10-2005, 01:59 PM
Actually i was just reading an article in Fango about House of Wax. They were saying that she was great to work with etc etc.
She probably paid them to say that!

Good luck to her, at least she is trying to work now. The more films she dies in the happier many will be :evil:

Mazdak
05-10-2005, 05:01 PM
GoGo.. Not only do we live in a weird culture we live in a weird time... never before have 5 year olds had the worlds info in their figertips.... They also have the ability to beat up prostitues in Grand theft Auto.... Scray isn't it... I think the outbreak is inevitable

Ah yes. I love playing "Moral Crusader" in the GTA games. Hunting down prostitutes, leather perverts, and fat people.

Tasteslikechicken
05-10-2005, 05:04 PM
That's Hot!!! :mrgreen:

Sorry...I had to... :evil:
:lol:

But wait...aren't zombies atracted to brains...? :dunce:

zombiekilling101
05-10-2005, 05:14 PM
man screw paris hilton (not literally) too much gross stuff soothign out of her probably.

i guess she just has to dip her rich finger into everything.

HOO-HAA
05-10-2005, 06:47 PM
man screw paris hilton (not literally) too much gross stuff soothign out of her probably.

But she's so shiny.. And glitzy.. AND SPARKLY!!!

:love: :love: :love:

The TRUE lord of the dead
05-11-2005, 10:37 PM
here is the ultimate double standerd in america, apperantly sluts arent a good thing in the world but we still let people like hilton actin movies. we as a nation reward negative behaveor, if i ever had her in one of my movies, a. it would have been the companys desicion, and b. i would'ev shot my self (and her) before that movie could be made. please to the people who are directing slice. GET SOME F***ING BALLS AND FIRE HILTON

The TRUE lord of the dead
05-11-2005, 10:40 PM
:lol:

But wait...aren't zombies atracted to brains...? :dunce:
BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNSSSS (grabs paris hilton and knocks on the hollow head) nnnnooooooo brrrrrraaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsss iiiiiiinnnnnn hilllllllllltttttttooooooonnnnnn (goes to warn the other zombies)

HOO-HAA
05-12-2005, 01:24 AM
here is the ultimate double standerd in america, apperantly sluts arent a good thing in the world but we still let people like hilton actin movies. we as a nation reward negative behaveor, if i ever had her in one of my movies, a. it would have been the companys desicion, and b. i would'ev shot my self (and her) before that movie could be made. please to the people who are directing slice. GET SOME F***ING BALLS AND FIRE HILTON


Errrr..... But she's so SHINY, and GLITZY, and SPARKLY!! :lol:

Zen Buddakhan
05-12-2005, 01:24 AM
So you saying Paris Hilton could be the secret weapon against Zombies?...super soldier who wears gucci combat boots?...may need to clone an army of Paris's....NOOOOO!! the zombies arn't all that bad now?


Hmmm....yes Brains must taste like chicken??

The TRUE lord of the dead
05-12-2005, 07:38 AM
i have noticed that with all the make up she wears all she would need to do is gain 300 pounds and she could be mimi bobeck (from the drew carey show). and this is just another thing i noticed, every person who i either know or know about who wear an exsessive amount of make up have always pissed me off

Zen Buddakhan
05-12-2005, 08:42 AM
Mimi Bobeck is an awesome rodeo clown?

Divided Soul
05-13-2005, 06:42 PM
i have noticed that with all the make up she wears all she would need to do is gain 300 pounds and she could be mimi bobeck (from the drew carey show). and this is just another thing i noticed, every person who i either know or know about who wear an exsessive amount of make up have always pissed me off
Its the volitile organic compounds in make up that cause aggressiveness :)

Vash
05-21-2005, 04:51 AM
I don't mind her being in the movie. But only if she gets her throat ripped out in the first two minutes!!! :zom2:

I hear that one. :lol:

HOO-HAA
05-21-2005, 06:12 PM
Er.... BUT she's sooooo SHINY... and GLITZY...etc. etc. :lol:

RottingSlowly
05-21-2005, 07:33 PM
Yes she is a stuck up,whore,trash,bitch.But for anyone who's seen H.O.W wasn't it great to see her(SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER)get a pipe rammed through her head.After having to watch her lackluster acting that alone was worth the price of the ticket.I popped a chubby in the theater lol

Slumlord
05-22-2005, 02:20 AM
Who's Paris Hilton? I have yet to see any movies or TV shows with her in it. :)

Yes, I've been that lucky by the sounds of things. (I know *who* she is but that's about it.)

Meli
05-22-2005, 02:38 AM
I can't stand that whore. She is a disgrace to the Hilton family, if I was her mother I would have disowned her ass a long time ago.
I'd be embarrased if I ever (which will never happen) did a porno with my ex and the whole entire world, including my parents, got to see it.

Oh and that movie looks like it sucks. I have better things to do with seven bucks than to spend it on a gay teenager movie.
They just don't make horror films like they used to.

HOO-HAA
05-22-2005, 09:40 AM
My mission, as a fan of glitz and shine, is to keep this thread going on for as long as possible... :lol:

Glitzy! Shiny! Sparkly!

Pain
05-22-2005, 09:42 AM
But Paris is none of these things Spiral! :evil:

Admitedly some trash is shiny!

HOO-HAA
05-22-2005, 12:27 PM
But what about all that glitter, Pain? And her love of tiaras....

...Or, er, is that David Beckham? :doh:

Pain
05-22-2005, 01:02 PM
Am not sure. But remember all that glitters is not box office gold.

Beckham and Paris in a movie? Attack of the killer bimbos!

HOO-HAA
05-22-2005, 04:55 PM
Am not sure. But remember all that glitters is not box office gold.

Beckham and Paris in a movie? Attack of the killer bimbos!

Oh... I'm sure it'll happen sooner or later.

Speaking of useless celebrities, Pain... you haven't caught any of that Celebrity Love Island cack on at the moment? It's as dull as dishwater, of course...

... What we need, to liven things up, is to introduce another surpirse celebrity contestant.... Bub from Day OF The Dead :lol:

Pain
05-22-2005, 05:08 PM
Hell no, i don't watch much TV, let alone reality TV. Although i do recall catching some of the show where our lady Hilton was on a farm :scare:

Bub in the new Big Brother house..now there's an idea, teaching Paris how to be less wooden when she's acting :evil:

Meli
05-22-2005, 06:30 PM
My problem with Paris stems from the TV show she is in and the fact that she is famous for being famous. Anyways I hear from all of these people how they love the "simple life" show because the respective heiresses are stupid and giggling all the time. What people do not seem to realize is that they are not laughing because they are vacant shells of corporal matter, rather they are laughing because they know that all the jobs that avg people have to do will never pertain to them. They only have to perform those jobs on the show for a day, thats why they are laughing all the time. They are laughing at everbody who is not a product of a wealthy family who has to struggle with their lives and the various issues that come with it (ie. job security, education, unemployment, being broke, ect.) So in essence they are laughing at all of us watching the show because every viewer means more blackberry pda things, more unecesarry cars, houses, and lord knows how much drugs. WHEW,had to get that off my chest. It just annoys me how America can by this stuff, just look at her eyes and you can tell she is aware of how dumb she is but how much that has no real bearing on her life. I need to move back to Ireland, maybe after I get out of grad school.
Have a good day (not bashing America, just people who buy/worship celebrity)
Quinn
Good Post my friend! :clap:


You make good points, Quinn... but isn't she just soooo perdy? :lol:
:puke: You have bad taste in women! :-P

HOO-HAA
05-26-2005, 02:55 PM
You have bad taste in women! :-P

Story of my life, pal.. :lol:

HOO-HAA
05-26-2005, 02:59 PM
You know, I heard a review of House of Wax today on the radio. They said this was an average screamy thrasher movie, but what made it ABOVE average was our Paris. Now, this wasn't to say the dear girl was much of an actress, but rather that the movie completely took the piss out of her... and that in itself was entertaining.

And don't forget the sparkle and shine, zombie-lovers... :)

Pain
05-26-2005, 03:01 PM
I watched House of Wax last night and quite enjoyed it. It was better than i thought it was gonna be. And Lady Hilton wasn't as bad as i thought she would be.

HOO-HAA
05-26-2005, 03:07 PM
I watched House of Wax last night and quite enjoyed it. It was better than i thought it was gonna be. And Lady Hilton wasn't as bad as i thought she would be.

SEE?! And don't you feel all nice inside, Pain? You have seen the light... the sparkle... the shine...

Heaven awaits you, my child. :clap:

Meli
05-26-2005, 07:20 PM
Story of my life, pal.. :lol:

http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif I see, and that's Mrs. PAL to you. :mrgreen:

SEE?! And don't you feel all nice inside, Pain? You have seen the light... the sparkle... the shine...

Heaven awaits you, my child.

Pain an alien life force with a tiara and all other sorts of shiny glitzy sparkle stuff will come out of you!

I have come to the conclusion that Sprial is a repressed shiny glitzy sparkly girl. Let the female come out of you my son and use the force! :mrgreen: ~J/K

Pain
05-26-2005, 07:46 PM
Pain an alien life force

How did you know?!

And Spiral no i don't feel all nice inside, at least she got to bow out in a suitably gruesome manner :evil:

Meli
05-26-2005, 08:50 PM
How did you know?!

I am psychic. :?

Pain
05-26-2005, 08:55 PM
Cool! :)

Paris is an alien too.

Meli
05-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Cool! :)

Paris is an alien too.
She's a retarded alien from the land ANOREXIA NERVOSA! http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif

Pain
05-26-2005, 09:03 PM
Think i saw that on the map. Doesn't look like a very nice place to visit :evil:

Meli
05-26-2005, 09:17 PM
Think i saw that on the map. Doesn't look like a very nice place to visit :evil:
Not if you're prepared to get vomit on your clothes. :mrgreen:
Sprial will be there being a glutton(sp?) and blowing chunks next to the Princess of Anorexia! http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif

Dr. Freudstein
05-26-2005, 09:53 PM
It would be nice to see Paris Hilton in a movie where a) she isn't performing fellatio (ala Paris by Night) or b), she isn't playing herself (which her role in House of Wax basically was). Perhaps if she raided her trustfund she could finance a few films...

Cute butt though...

Meli
05-27-2005, 01:58 AM
It would be nice to see Paris Hilton in a movie where a) she isn't performing fellatio (ala Paris by Night) or b), she isn't playing herself (which her role in House of Wax basically was). Perhaps if she raided her trustfund she could finance a few films...

Cute butt though...
All she would finance would be pornos.

What butt?
Apparently you haven't seen Hispanic butts! :mrgreen:

BTW, Ozzy Rules! :rock:

Thing
05-27-2005, 02:21 AM
All she would finance would be pornos.

What butt?
Apparently you haven't seen Hispanic butts! :mrgreen:

BTW, Ozzy Rules! :rock:
Ozzy SUCKS!

But your right about Hispanic butts... ;-)

Meli
05-27-2005, 03:32 AM
Ozzy SUCKS! I'm making fun of him. :mrgreen:

But your right about Hispanic butts... ;-)I know I am! http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif

HOO-HAA
05-27-2005, 07:01 AM
I have come to the conclusion that Sprial is a repressed shiny glitzy sparkly girl. Let the female come out of you my son and use the force! :mrgreen: ~J/K

:lol: Can't I be a glitzy boy, dear Meli? :)

HOO-HAA
05-27-2005, 07:04 AM
Sprial will be there being a glutton(sp?) and blowing chunks next to the Princess of Anorexia! http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif

Such anger inside you, Meli... You need sparkle and glitz in your life... Let Paris and I show you the way... We want to help:)

HOO-HAA
05-27-2005, 07:06 AM
Cute butt though...

The good doctor speaks much sense... Every yang has its yin..

HOO-HAA
05-27-2005, 07:07 AM
[QUOTE=Meli]All she would finance would be pornos.QUOTE]

Splendid! :)

jackskellington
05-27-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm with that!! Paris can do all the pornos she wants and she can even shoplift them on the street if she gets the urge! If she does a zombie movie then ALL of us will go see it and please don't anyone get on their high horse and say they wouldn't just because of her being in it 'cause thats BS!! Also Dr. Freudstein, I believe it was called "One Night In Paris", not "Paris by Night."

Dr. Freudstein
05-27-2005, 12:44 PM
All she would finance would be pornos.I don't think the world needs another "stolen tape" celebrity porno, although to give Paris credit, she (and to quote Blackadder) goes like the privy door when the plague's in town...

What butt? Apparently you haven't seen Hispanic butts! :mrgreen:Hispanic's not my thing, there seems to be a preference for big butts in that culture (and amongst afro-carribeans as well), but to me it looks like two bald badgers fighting in a very big sack - that's I prefer ass like that of Paris...

BTW, Ozzy Rules! :rock:I'm going to have to kill Sgt. Death...

Meli
05-27-2005, 01:42 PM
Such anger inside you, Meli... You need sparkle and glitz in your life... Let Paris and I show you the way... We want to help
LOL, Show me the way OH Sparkle and Glitzy ONE!http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif

The good doctor speaks much sense... Every yang has its yin.. Are you sure? I swore I heard studdering. :mrgreen:



Splendid! I guess, if that floats your boat. :)

Meli
05-27-2005, 01:43 PM
I don't think the world needs another "stolen tape" celebrity porno, although to give Paris credit, she (and to quote Blackadder) goes like the privy door when the plague's in town... There goes that studdering again. You shouldn't have snorted those ants. :mrgreen: I'm just messing with ya!


Hispanic's not my thing, there seems to be a preference for big butts in that culture (and amongst afro-carribeans as well), but to me it looks like two bald badgers fighting in a very big sack - that's I prefer ass like that of Paris...
Why is it that big guys like small chicks? Oh well I would rather have some meat on my bones than look like an anorexic. :mrgreen: Then again I would also be all natural, God knows how much plastic surgery that whore has had.


I'm going to have to kill Sgt. Death...
Go for it Ozzy! :rock:

Dr. Freudstein
05-27-2005, 02:01 PM
Why is it that big guys like small chicks?I definitely wouldn't class myself as big (despite what Pain may say), and most of my girlfriends have been quite tall for women.

Oh well I would rather have some meat on my bones than look like an anorexic.I was referring to the part of Paris' anatomy I found the most interesting, not the type of women I prefer in general. I just don't like big women or the type of backsides that have a life of their own...

Then again I would also be all natural, God knows how much plastic surgery that whore has had.I think if Paris was given to plastic surgery she would have sorted that nose out by now...

And no, I don't stutter (tho' I do sometimes lose track of what I was saying halfway... what was I talking about?), and I did eat ants when I was about 6 years old.

Meli
05-27-2005, 02:08 PM
I definitely wouldn't class myself as big (despite what Pain may say), and most of my girlfriends have been quite tall for women. Well I saw your pic and you look like a "rough dude." Luckily I found a man with a good body. :mrgreen:
Aaaaand you kinda do look like Ozzy.

I was referring to the part of Paris' anatomy I found the most interesting, not the type of women I prefer in general. I just don't like big women or the type of backsides that have a life of their own... Everyone has different tastes, I know if I liked women (which I don't) Paris would not even be on my list. She is cocked eyed. :?

I think if Paris was given to plastic surgery she would have sorted that nose out by now... She probably hasn't noticed it yet. I bet she has had cosmetic gynecology though. :evil:

And no, I don't stutter (tho' I do sometimes lose track of what I was saying halfway... what was I talking about?), and I did eat ants when I was about 6 years old.
You and Ozzy were seperated at birth!:mrgreen:

HOO-HAA
05-27-2005, 06:19 PM
Well, I'm a thin fella with cheekbones you could sharpen knives with... So I reckon Paris and I would look good together... er, if it wasn't for this pesky Irish weather, I'd have a tan like hers rather than this pale skin/ freckles combo I currently sport... BAH! :roll:

Pain
05-27-2005, 06:38 PM
I definitely wouldn't class myself as big (despite what Pain may say), and most of my girlfriends have been quite tall for women.



No, he's just a cute little ball of fluff! :evil:

And yes his missus is quite tall.

Meli
05-27-2005, 07:20 PM
No, he's just a cute little ball of fluff! :evil:

And yes his missus is quite tall.
LMAO! Cute little ball of fluff.................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!http://www.straybullet.net/webimages/keke.gif
That cracked me up!

HOO-HAA
05-28-2005, 08:57 AM
A glitzy, sparkly ball of fluff? :lol:

Pain
05-28-2005, 09:08 AM
You've seen his photo, you tell me! I'm sure he'd be shiny if Paris was in the room

HOO-HAA
05-28-2005, 10:28 PM
You've seen his photo, you tell me! I'm sure he'd be shiny if Paris was in the room

Wouldn't we all... :lol: Haven't seen the doc's photo.. but I'm sure he's a handsome chap. alright..

Meli
05-29-2005, 02:49 AM
A glitzy, sparkly ball of fluff? :lol:
:lol: It's like tooking at Ozzy with a Tiara on! :mrgreen:

HOO-HAA
05-29-2005, 05:20 AM
:lol: It's like tooking at Ozzy with a Tiara on! :mrgreen:

:lol: Now THAT's a sight to behold!

jackskellington
05-29-2005, 08:36 AM
What the HELL are ya'll talking about? I can't make heads or tails of this!

Pain
05-29-2005, 08:39 AM
I know it's going off track a bit.

The general jist of it is that Spiral loves Paris Hilton, Dr Freudstein likes her butt and i hope she doesn't make any more movies!

jackskellington
05-29-2005, 09:08 AM
Oh!! Thank you for the explanation. I was getting confused with this "Looks like Ozzy with a tiara" thing but I guess it's an inside joke. I have to agree with Freudstein, though...Have you seen that Carls Jr. commercial thats causing all the controversy? HOT!!! That blank look on her face and the way she ALWAYS says "That's hot" are both really tired but as for the rest of her...DAMN!! As for this thread as a whole, though...What's this got to do with zombies?

Pain
05-29-2005, 09:16 AM
Not seen the commercial, as i'm in the UK.

Her new (proposed) movie is gonna be Sliced apparently and from the blurb looks like it could have zombie-like creatures in it.

Go to the first post and there is a link to it.

jackskellington
05-29-2005, 09:25 AM
10-4. I guess this is related to zombies! As for the commercial, check it out...

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

Pain
05-29-2005, 09:36 AM
Can't recall what they're selling but i'd buy it! Burgers or something wasn't it?

jackskellington
05-29-2005, 09:51 AM
Yeah! We don't even have Carl's Jr. on the southeast coast of the United States as far as I know, but I'm damn sure craving one now!!

HOO-HAA
05-29-2005, 02:42 PM
Have you ever seen such a thousand yard stare? Well, not since Karen showed up on NOTLD... Great ad, though.

(Pssst Jack! We're seeing how long we can keep this thread going for... Wanna help?) :evil:

jackskellington
05-29-2005, 03:39 PM
Sure, I guess. There certainly isn't that much to Paris to keep talking about though!!

HOO-HAA
05-29-2005, 06:13 PM
Sure, I guess. There certainly isn't that much to Paris to keep talking about though!!

Let's talk about her arse.. That'll get Doc Freudstein interested again. :evil:

Pain
05-29-2005, 06:19 PM
Maybe her next horror movie will be The Arse of Paris that ate Paris! :loon:

Jason Voorhees
05-29-2005, 06:34 PM
Stick a fork in Paris, she's done.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif