Die You Zombie Bastards!

[ZOMBASTIC]

I'm posting this because Wicked contacted me and said that alot of people at allthingszombie.com would be into our movie.

So you should check out our new low-budget indie feature film DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! It's the world's first ever Serial Killer Superhero Rock'n'Roll Zombie Road Movie Romance. It's got Rockabilly Legend Hasil Adkins in it, and adult film legend Jamie Gillis, too. Tons of cool rock'n'roll on the soundtrack including exclusive new music from Paul Leary of The Butthole Surfers. There are some HOT half-naked green-skinned zombiegirls in it too.

Check out our website and join the Zombastic Army in order to keep updated on when it will come out on DVD.

Zombastically,

H A I G

(Co-Writer, Co-Producer, Production Designer)
Zombastic Productions, Inc.

www.dieyouzombiebastards.com

[Zombie Survivor]

Looks errr... :drool: cool... :drool:

[zombie2005]

Please another stupid funny, action zombie film.

ZOMBIE films are supposed to be a HORROR FILM not a retard film.

[Prah]

SMELL! White hot molten cheese scalding and disfiguring pert young nipples!!!

That's probably the best bit of the website in my opinion, lol.

Hot, half naked zombie girls? You want people to be aroused by dead flesh? :roll:

And what's with the Orion Slave Girls? Hmm? HMM?!

[ZOMBASTIC]

Zombie2005 raises an important issue...

If you have any preconceptions about the zombie genre, you may want to leave them at the door for DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! Being closed-minded about what zombie films "should" or "shouldn't" be probably means that you WON'T like this film.

After all, if George Romero had paid strict attention to what zombies "SHOULD" do, he would never have invented the brain- and flesh-eating walking dead that we know and love today. Hooray for innovation!

[trust69]

Its going to be a laugh .. I'll watch it. :lol:

[Divided Soul]

Somethig about the superhero's suit is just.... wrong!

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Please another stupid funny, action zombie film.

ZOMBIE films are supposed to be a HORROR FILM not a retard film.


That's uncalled for. Who says that all zombie films have to confine to the "horror" genre? Zombie films are a subgenre all their own. If filmmakers weren't testing the waters and being creative with new and different film making than all zombie films would be exactly the same. We also wouldn't have some of the great classics we have today. Your entitled to your opinion and I respect that. However, don't slander someone for being creative and different just because it's not what fits your perfect mold of a "horror" movie.


-FD

[ZOMBASTIC]

That's uncalled for. Who says that all zombie films have to confine to the "horror" genre? Zombie films are a subgenre all their own. If filmmakers weren't testing the waters and being creative with new and different film making than all zombie films would be exactly the same. We also wouldn't have some of the great classics we have today. Your entitled to your opinion and I respect that. However, don't slander someone for being creative and different just because it's not what fits your perfect mold of a "horror" movie.


-FD


Thank you, Francesco. Your support is appreciated.

We created DYZB! because it's a movie that WE wanted to see, and we're certainly aware that it's not going to be EVERYONE's cup of tea (or brains). Far from it; no movie can hope to please everyone. We just hope that there will be SOME contingent (however small) that will appreciate it for what it is.

Zombastic Best,

H A I G

Zombastic Productions, Inc.

http://www.dieyouzombiebastards.com

[Prah]

Your website is non-pc, hence I like it :)

And I still think "SMELL! White hot molten cheese scalding and disfiguring pert young nipples!!!" is the best bit :evil:

I take it back about the zombie "Hulk" girls. If they're not technically zombies then I can live with them being a valid part of the Star Trek Universe instead!

Tell me, do they do all the things Orion Slave Girls are known for?

*Giggles and runs off to watch Star Trek*

Yes I know, I know, they're not Orion Slave Girls. BUT... close enough!

[Pain]

Well i will be checking it out, as soon as i can get a copy! :rock:

[WeedHappy]

LoL This film seems truly :loon: ... original LoL and defintely odd. :lol:

I know I'm going to see it, I just wish I knew about it earlier. :x I'd have love to have been a zombie in the background.

LoL

[Pain]

Well, i hope it's as fun as it looks, cos my t-shirt turned up today!

[Machete]

It looks like it will be a great movie. Well, maybe not great but a hell of a lot of fun and at the end of the day, that is what movies are all about. I wish you luck with it.

[corgi37]

Classy title. Love it.

[BRUZE]

Ha ha haaaa.... LET'S GET ZOMBASTIC! I might check it out if I got some extra cash when it comes out. Hey, it's got boobies!

I always wondered what the creature from the Black Lagoon's schlong looked like....

[undeadhead]

Ha ha haaaa.... LET'S GET ZOMBASTIC! I might check it out if I got some extra cash when it comes out. Hey, it's got boobies!

I always wondered what the creature from the Black Lagoon's schlong looked like....

If you can't compete with the big dogs, stay off the beach :lol:

[Divided Soul]

Ha ha haaaa.... LET'S GET ZOMBASTIC! I might check it out if I got some extra cash when it comes out. Hey, it's got boobies!

I always wondered what the creature from the Black Lagoon's schlong looked like....
Hold on..... I think I might have walked into the wrong forum..... :)

[BRUZE]

*ROFL* Has anybody seen any GWAR movies? That's what Amphibious Guy's....."package".... reminds me of - Oderus's "Cuddlefish of Cthulu"

[Divided Soul]

*ROFL* Has anybody seen any GWAR movies? That's what Amphibious Guy's....."package".... reminds me of - Oderus's "Cuddlefish of Cthulu"
Yeah definetly

[ZOMBASTIC]

UPDATE:

DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS! will be shown in
DALLAS, TEXAS
on MAY 8th
as part of the Fringe Media Film Series.
It'll play at "The Redblood Club" at 7:00
Short film: TBA
band : TBA

The only other info we have right now is that they are having "Zombie Costume Night" that night as well...

Check our site for updates and join the Zombastic Army to get emails alerting you to screenings and DVD availability.

Zombastically,

H A I G

Zombastic Productions, Inc.

Check out theTRAILER now online at
http://www.dieyouzombiebastards.com

[SchottenFilmWorks]

THAT MOVIE LOOKS TITS!

I also love that it was shot on film. It should look GREAT!

[Last Resort Man]

Good luck with the screening:mrgreen:

[fringemedia]

FRINGE MEDIA FILM SERIES

sunday april 24th at 7:00 pm
venue: REDBLOOD CLUB 2617 commerce

short film - THE VOICE INSIDE
directed by biff juggernaut
web site - www.biffjuggernaut.com

feature film - PRISON A GO-GO
directed by barak epstein
web site - www.wipstudios.com/prison

band - THE SUSANS
site- www.thesusans.com


sunday may 8th - at 7:00 pm - ZOMBIE NIGHT!!
venue: REDBLOOD CLUB 2617 commerce

short film -

feature film - DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS!!
directed by - caleb emerson
web site - www.dieyouzombiebastards.com

band- Sleezus Fist and the Latter Day Taints
site - sleezusfist.com


thanks---justin

www.myspace.com/fringemedia
www.myspace.com/potzombies
coming soon- www.fringemediaonline.com

[Detroit Dogg]

I like the way this looks.... It's got a type of Charm. (is that the word for it?)

[Divided Soul]

Well Maybe

[mizomboze]

I've been looking forward to this since I read what has to be the best review I've ever seen anyone give a film on the IMDB. The trailer looks like it's gonna be tons of fun. Also "Die You Zombie Bastards!"... genius title! Can hardly wait :)

[Divided Soul]

Either tons of fun or just tons of crap!

[Pain]

Just watched it. What can i say, i loved it! It has to be one of the craziest, sickest and funniest movies i've seen in ages.

I'd recommend this to anyone who's not too easily offended, hell i'd recommend it to anyone!

Great stuff! :clap:

[HOO-HAA]

Hell, it sounds like a laugh! Good man yourself, Zombastic! :)

[Half Dead]

do you need any extras in a wheelchair? those green skin zombie women sound real nice

[fringemedia]

die you zombie bastards rules!!! it is soo ****ing funny.....you should see this movie as soon as freakin possible.

[Divided Soul]

do you need any extras in a wheelchair? those green skin zombie women sound real nice
They look nice also

[XposedGuts]

Hey i was just checkin out this movie on their site. WHats everyone know about it? whens it gonna be on dvd, anyone know?

[Otto Germain]

They made a movie called "Die You Zombie Bastards"? :lol:

I have to see that one, based on name alone!


...who am I kidding, I'd see a movie called "Pink Fluffy Bunnies" if it had zombies in it. :dunce:

[The Blind Dead]

I believe the protagonist is a serial killer. He even has a little shriveled penis hanging from the front of his outfit. I think the cape is made of humnan skin. I heard it was good but I haven't received a screener from the company yet.

[Pain]

I believe the protagonist is a serial killer. He even has a little shriveled penis hanging from the front of his outfit. I think the cape is made of humnan skin. I heard it was good but I haven't received a screener from the company yet.

Correct TBD. It's a funny as hell movie, and i'm happy to have a copy :evil:

[hardcoreone2]

Just wanted to let you guys know that DYZB is once again available at the official website (www.dieyouzombiebastards.com) . $15.50 postage paid.
They also have the Red's Breakfast Experience DVD on sale for the first time. It contains the 3 Red's Breakfast shorts, including the Die You Zombie Bastards short.

[Pain]

This gets its official release tomorrow

Quote from Calab Emerson on myspace

Hello everyone!

I just wanted to give you all a friendly reminder that the official US release of the Die You Zombie Bastards! Special Edition on January 16th is fast aproaching! It'll be available everywhere in North America from the fine folks over at Image Entertainment and it is already available from pre-order from Amazon.com and most other online retailers! It's got a 40+ minute Behind the Scenes featurette, it's got an audio commentary by Haig and Me, it's got music videos, interviews and MORE!

AND it's available for renty on Netflix!

http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=70059429&trkid=189530&strkid=1735681908_0_0

so even if you don't want to rent it, head over and give us a good rating dammit! You don't have to rent it to rate it, just click on the stars for your rating!

And lastly (for now), UK Zombastic fans need not wait much longer as the lovely lads over at Odeon Entertainment will be releasing DYZB! in the UK in late February!

Ring in the new year with a big ol' RUBBAH DICK!

http://www.amazon.com/Die-You-Zombie-Bastards-Gerstmar/dp/B000JJSKXQ/sr=8-1/qid=1167309074/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-3879345-6367005?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

[The Blind Dead]

Good for them! Image is a decent company.

[Pain]

I'll probably get another copy as my version is a super bare bones screener, albeit in a very nice sleeve:lol:

[zombielette]

gotta love the low-budget movies

[Divided Soul]

gotta love the low-budget movies
They usually have the best actors in them! :)

[ABRNT1]

I rented this film from NetFlix the other day and it has to be seen to be believed. An insane mix of genres that also pays respect (in it's own unique way) to exploitation cinema. Best bit is Olaf the dreaded Cheese Demon.

[hatefuldisplay]

I watched this not too long ago. It's an amusing film and I definitely say don't bother unless you have a sick sense of humor. Way over the top in the "Oh my God! I can't believe they did that!" area. Fun stuff.

[Kemper]

this movie is shit...no that would be a compliment

[Godzilla_Rules]

that looks like a fun movie.

was that like a giant dildo he was holding at the begining of the trailer or was i seeing things?

[Bad Zombie Night]

I barely got through watching this yesterday, and the only bit of advice I can give you is that if you can't stand Troma type films, then you're gonna hate this one... DYZB is not a horror film, but strictly a comedy from beginning to end... I found this super low budget exploitation venture to be extremely boring, and will go to the lowest level just to get a cheap laugh... After watching this I've found watching paint dry to be more entertaining . http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/yawn1.gif

[dead and loving it]

This is maybe the stupidest movie I've ever seen,and possibly the dumbest movie ever made!:x