Crap Zombie Movie Poll

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

What do we like talking about almost as much as we like talking about the zombie movies we love? Yep, that's right...the zombie movies we hate.

This list isn't comprehensive, it's true. There are just too many crap zombie movies out there. So, these are the ones I picked. Have at it.

[Dagnammit]

Damn, you missed out the worst one of all: Raiders of the Living Dead!!

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

It was on my initial list, since so many people here have said it's really horrible. But I haven't seen it, and I wanted to stick to the ones that I've at least seen. :)

[Dagnammit]

You should see it. It is a life changing experience. I mean, it makes most of those other flicks look like real movies.

It's amazing to think that in 1986, when future classics like Aliens and Platoon were being released, Raiders of the Living Dead made it into theatres! :loon:

[Last Resort Man]

Children. A fetid turd of film. Such poo that GoGo could toss it.

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

Would tossing :poo: at Children of the Living Dead be considered redundant?

[Last Resort Man]

Would tossing :poo: at Children of the Living Dead be considered redundant?

No, it would be called the "special edition"
And just WHY are you cruising in invisible mode? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF POO FLINGER?

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

No, it would be called the "special edition"
Bwahahahahaa!


And just WHY are you cruising in invisible mode? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF POO FLINGER?
Am I? I didn't realize...

[Last Resort Man]

Ah ha! made her laugh.
Oh come on, you LOVE being invisable you sneaky poo flinger

[EvilsNewName]

Well I voted for children of the living dead and it looks like I'm not alone in hatin that movie. The only redeming quality is the first 10 minutes or so when Savinis kickin ass. :evil:

[SGT. DEATH]

Ill not bother voting since the worst isnt even on the list.What about Zombie 3,4,5.Heres another question for you ,for the fact that there are so many crap and corny zombie films why do we love them so much? :drinking:

[DEAD-KNIGHT]

I went for house of the dead, they just stole the title of the game and one charachter and decided to make it their own. SCREW THEM!

[Last Resort Man]

The only redeming quality is the first 10 minutes or so when Savinis kickin ass. :evil:

Yeah, from what I hear the director improved that opening with Savini and got bitched out by the producer cause he deviated from the script

[FLESHCHOMPIN!!!]

I voted for zombie lake. That was the worst movie ive ever seen. =

[hatefuldisplay]

I went with COTLD. This film isn't that bad in my opinion, but it is the bottom of the list that I am aware of. I have yet to view Zombie Lake and Zombie Nightmare of course. You should have added Zombie Toxin to the list because that is the lowest form of shit I've evr endured to my knowledge. At least I can watch the others on occasion. That one is a one time only viewing if you can make it through that. Oh, and you should have added Zombie and the Beyond for Alein.

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

Here's a piece of trivia from IMDb:


According to director Tor Ramsey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0709087/), he was pressured a lot during the filming by Karen L. Wolf (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0937819/) and John A. Russo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0751652/), who made him use their friends as the film crew even though Ramsey wanted to hire other people. After screening the Directors Cut of the film, Karen Wolf took the film away from Ramsey, hired a new editor and even looped many lines to correct the plot holes of the new cut.

And here's a letter of apology from director Tor Ramsey:

http://www.untamedaggression.iofm.net/toremail.html

Poor guy. :-(

[Alien]

The Beyond

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

Uh...thanks for playing, Alien. :-|

[RIP]

Well Alien Dead is the worst zombie film I have ever seen but since it wasn't on the poll I went with Maplewoods. Total shitola of a film.

It was a toss up between Maplewoods, Zombie Lake, and Oasis of the Zombies but I chose Maplewoods. :puke: :poo:

[Jason Voorhees]

COLD is the top turd. Followed closely by Zombie Lake, Oasis of the Dead, and House of the Dead. A couple not mentioned, but just as deserving of a turd award are Zombie Planet, Biohazadous, Astro Zombies, Teenage Zombies, Bone Sickness, Rotten Shoalin Zombies, and Zombie 3.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif

[warior 13]

Children of the living dead, hardly any zombie scenes at all, except for the beginning and end (which sucked) and when Abbit Hayes brought the corpses to life.

It was pretty funny when the people in the van saw him doing a gangster walk (that's what it looked like) across the road and screamed and drove off of the cliff. It was so funny when they yelled "It's Abbit Hayes!"

[Bad Zombie Night]

I voted for COTLD, but I could've easily voted for HOTD to. :poo: :puke:

This poll isn't just about which is the worst film, but which one pissed you off the most also. Tom Savini really disappointed me with COTLD. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/cry.gif

[!Vision!]

I can't vote. :x

It's kinda like that Seinfeld thing, when clothes are wet they can't be more wet (or is that dry), anyway what I'm trying to say is that all these movies are at the bottom of the barrel and picking one would mean that somehow the others are just a little bit better and I won't give them that satisfaction.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Well at least in Zombie Lake, and House of the Dead, you got to see some nudity. :shock:

[warior 13]

I didn't mind house of the dead, I admit that it wasn't the best, but I found it OK. I liked that big shooting scene.

[Kicken]

COTLD is so bad that it makes House of the Dead an ok zombie movie!

[Bad Zombie Night]

I think it would make a more entertaining Zombie film, if they took the two head Zombies from COTLD, (Abbott Hayes), and the other one from HOTD (Castillo), and have them square off in a Steel Cage. :axe: http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_dead.gif

[hatefuldisplay]

Uh...thanks for playing, Alien. :-|See, I didn't even have to borrow your ESP kit to predict the future.

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

picking one would mean that somehow the others are just a little bit better and I won't give them that satisfaction.
Hahahahaaa...

See, I didn't even have to borrow your ESP kit to predict the future.
Yeah, no kidding. :)

[rigormortis]

Hi, somebody probably mentioned this but I didnt read all the posts, You left out children shouldnt play with dead things, or maybe I just dont get the gist of this poll, If so I apologize.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Hi, somebody probably mentioned this but I didnt read all the posts, You left out children shouldnt play with dead things, or maybe I just dont get the gist of this poll, If so I apologize.
CSPWDT is for some, a below average Zombie flick, but it doesn't compare to any of the movies listed in GoGo's poll. :poo:

[SanElizando]

Not surprising that Children of the Living dead is at the most hated. I picked it up for £3 and frankly that was too much for it! Also, you've left Resident Evil: Apocalypse off the list. i actually preferred House of the Dead to that!!! :scare:

[Bad Zombie Night]

SE... You obviously haven't seen half the flicks on this list. http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/images/smilies/icon_dead.gif

[SanElizando]

No, unfortunatly being in the UK, we don't seem to get half of them. Although if we did, I'd probably end up buying them. I'm a sucker for cheap crappy movies!

[Bad Zombie Night]

No, unfortunatly being in the UK, we don't seem to get half of them. Although if we did, I'd probably end up buying them. I'm a sucker for cheap crappy movies!
Ha! I got them piled a mile high, and there seems to be no end in sight. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Faint.gif

[Thadeuss]

Zombie Doom / Zombie '90 :poo:

If there is someone out there who has seen this and disagrees that it's the worst, im scared to hear what you voted for.

All things considered, I shouldn't count this because it's more like some foreigner/stoner/mongoloid's home movie that happened to make it to my hands. So if I had to go for a more mainstream movie it would probably be Zombie Lake.

There is also a new DVD out there entitled "Zombie chronicles" it's very amateur and probably one of the worst if you let ZD off the hook for being foreign dubbed.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Zombie Doom / Zombie '90 :poo:

Well Zombie Doom & Zombie 90' are two different flicks, directed by the same guy. I actually liked Zombie Doom a little better than 90', but don't misinterpret my words, they both sucked ass. If I were rating these Zombie films based on how shitty they were, I'd rate Zombie 90' 5 clumps of :poo: , while giving Zombie Doom 4 1/2 clumps of :poo:

[outkast]

It was a toss up between House and Corpses. Atleast Corpses was somewhat original. No Nightmare City?

[eye rot]

I'd have to say that COTLD takes the cake for me. That tittle for a zombie movie could have had some serious potential in the right hands. :puke:

[Detroit Dogg]

House of the Dead.....I actually asked for a refund for my ticket because it was so bad.

~Dre

[Pain]

No Nightmare City?

Nightmare City was great fun!

Children of the Living Dead got my vote. It's a steaming :poo:

[FatherJack]

Has anyone else seen Toxic Zombies a.k.a Bloodeaters? I voted for House of the Dead only because this pile of fly bait wasn't listed.

IMDB Listing (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080448/)


I had to apologize to a group of 10 people after suggesting we rent that turd. I think I said something like "Hey it has zombies in it. How wrong can you go with renting a zombie movie?" :doh:

[Chibi]

No, unfortunatly being in the UK, we don't seem to get half of them. Although if we did, I'd probably end up buying them. I'm a sucker for cheap crappy movies!

haha yeah i would buy them anyway! i vote for house of the dead even tho i havent seen it but i hear terrible things about it.

what about zombie holocaust, something that is advertised as a zombie movie and they appear for like 5 minutes!! and even then they are holding a man back like batman goons! maybe they should wear bomber jackets and have names like munchy crunchy and chewy

[outkast]

Nightmare City was great fun!
Worst looking zombies I've ever seen. They looked that guy that has the disease in which hair covers his entire face.

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

Although there are tons of crap zombie movies out there, there are only ten spaces on the polls...sorry to not include the many suggested.

[Pain]

Worst looking zombies I've ever seen. They looked that guy that has the disease in which hair covers his entire face.

They were pretty bad looking but it didn't matter to me, still love the movie.

[livid_86]

what about burial ground

[Pain]

what about burial ground

If i'm not mistaken that is known as The Zombie Dead over here in the UK. (Dr F will no doubt correct me otherwise!). If that is the case then it was fairly shocking! I remember laughing through most of it! But then again i do like a crap film or two! :lol:

[Slumlord]

Abbooooooooottt Haaaayyyyyyyyysss.........

Yeah, Children of the Living Dead was just one big mess.

[Bad Zombie Night]

what about burial ground

BG was pretty descent... Sure it didn't have the best make acting, and make-up, but I had a few laughs, and the Zombies didn't disappoint.

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

I didn't add Burial Ground because...well...I liked it. :) here's some alternate titles for it (and you're correct pain!):

Burial Ground
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (USA) (DVD title)
Night of Terror (UK)
Nights of Terror (UK) (cut version)
The Zombie Dead (UK)
Zombie 3: Le notti del terrore (Italy) (video title)
Zombie Horror

[Divided Soul]

BG was pretty descent... Sure it didn't have the best make acting, and make-up, but I had a few laughs, and the Zombies didn't disappoint.
I liked Burial Ground... But there are some things that are just wrong and we all know what I mean..... Chomp chomp

[FLeshEatingJesus]

i just have to say that it's a great thing to see a four page thread about the worst zombie movies ever, and not once read Redneck Zombies.

maybe this movie is finally starting to achieve the cult status it deserves.

[tarman]

i think i repressed my experiences with redneck zombies. :cry:

[hatefuldisplay]

i just have to say that it's a great thing to see a four page thread about the worst zombie movies ever, and not once read Redneck Zombies.

maybe this movie is finally starting to achieve the cult status it deserves.No. I still think it sucks. Just happened to find one that was worse. I have no idea how they managed it, but they did.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Well, there's just not enough room to fit in every stinker in this thread, but I agree with Hateful, and Tarman when it comes to Redneck Zombies... If that flick was to every reach cult status, then Uwe Boll must be God. :puke:

[Victor Clark]

I haven't seen many of these turd films, but I do know that House of the Dead sucked! Except for the Asian chick in that outfit! :drool:

[Bad Zombie Night]

I haven't seen many of these turd films, but I do know that House of the Dead sucked! Except for the Asian chick in that outfit! :drool:
I think that's why COTLD is ahead in the voting. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/bnz_smiley.gif

[Victor Clark]

What!???! COTLD ruled! Sure, it was a little cheesy, but it still kicked ass! Especially the beginning when Tom Savini in the flesh was kicking zombie butt like there was no tomorrow!

[Pain]

I watched Cotld. I nearly cried :cry:

[Slumlord]

What!???! COTLD ruled! Sure, it was a little cheesy, but it still kicked ass! Especially the beginning when Tom Savini in the flesh was kicking zombie butt like there was no tomorrow!


Then Savini dies and the movie *really* went down hill. Yet, the beginning did show some small glint of hope.

[dimebolt]

I eventually went for House of the Dead because of it's volume of pathetic "cool" moments. There are too many incidents stolen from a hundred films before it, that it just renders the entire film a complete waste of time and money on everyone's behalf. If i see one more "Matrix" moment in a movie, i may well explode. Just one big pop video from start to finish. :puke:

I shoulda maybe have gone for Children seeing as it's at number one with almost everyone else here, AND you're all right to have voted so. But i couldn't give it the ultimate thumbs down because of the inane moments of unintentional comedy. Tom Savini is embarrassing at the start of the movie trying to, again, be "cool" by leaping on cars and firing pistols whilst diving thru the air, also, confusingly overdubbed with mumblings making him sound like Popeye!
And the van going over the cliff makes me roar. I don't know what it is about that scene, but it envokes memories of Some Mother's Do 'ave 'em. It's an awful AWFUL excuse of a movie, and completely insane too. Everything is so random!

Well anyways. They both suck in a big way

[Bad Zombie Night]

What!???! COTLD ruled! Sure, it was a little cheesy, but it still kicked ass! Especially the beginning when Tom Savini in the flesh was kicking zombie butt like there was no tomorrow!
After you put the video tape into your VCR, are you sure you pushed the "PLAY" button? :) http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Darth Erroneous]

COTLD was just about as bad as Corpses are Forever. ARGH! There are just so many things to complain about on this one! :evil:

[Victor Clark]

After you put the video tape into your VCR, are you sure you pushed the "PLAY" button? :) http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif


Ha ha ha, very funny. I thought the movie was pretty good. It had some pretty good scenes, even if you guys don't believe it.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Ha ha ha, very funny. I thought the movie was pretty good. It had some pretty good scenes, even if you guys don't believe it.

Hey, to each his own... You're not alone.... There are a few highly questionable "Z" flicks on my approval list also.



COTLD isn't one of them though. :)http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Victor Clark]

If COTLD had some hot chicks in skimpy outfits like HOTD, would you still say it sucked?

[Slumlord]

If COTLD had some hot chicks in skimpy outfits like HOTD, would you still say it sucked?


Yes, now if you're talking full frontal nudity then that would be one more redeeming quality to make it worth viewing a second time. But... I'd rather watch Children of the Living Dead over Vengeance of the Zombies. There are worse movies...

[Victor Clark]

Acually to be honest, I think Return of the Living Dead sucked! It was cheesy and stupid, especially parts 2 and 3! I would never watch those big piles of :poo: !

[Bad Zombie Night]

Acually to be honest, I think Return of the Living Dead sucked! It was cheesy and stupid, especially parts 2 and 3! I would never watch those big piles of :poo: !
Ah! But yet you did watch them, didn't you? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Jock Horror]

I picked "Garden of the Dead" since my real pick wasn't available. Just recently I purchased a 3-DVD Movie Pack called "Zombie Fest" for $30.00 & some change + SH. It arrived I was all happy since it contained 2 movies I have not seen yet... Zombie Movies! YAY!

The DVD's are:
1. Gates of Hell II
TERRIBLE even for a Spaghetti Zombie flick. Had nothing to do with the 1st movie either.
2. Night of the Zombies
I have this Movie under another title "City of the Living Dead" ...This version is dark as hell and is poor VHS quality. "City" being a complete and total rip-off of Romeo's "Dawn of the Dead" is not a bad movie at all. If you have not seen this one, I suggest seeing it. Just for the rip-off's and creepy stock footage alone.
3. Revenge of the Dead
OMG... I've seen paint dry and had more fun. This movie has a lot to do this talking, Looking around, and yet more Talking... Lots of Talking.
But contains little or no Zombies. Halfway through I watched the remainder in fast speed just to get through it.

My true pick would be this DVD set... Zombie Fest (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008G7FI/qid%3D1123578932/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/002-0905587-2236819).

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008G7FI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Question: Doe's anyone have a clue why so many Spaghetti Zombie DVD's share the same "Zombie" Art?

[BLADES]

Return of the Living Dead 3 sucked ass! Then again I saw it on Sci-fi and it was probably cut, but even if it was cut it still sucked ass in my opinon!

[Bad Zombie Night]

Return of the Living Dead 3 sucked ass! Then again I saw it on Sci-fi and it was probably cut, but even if it was cut it still sucked ass in my opinon!
IMO, I thought it wasn't half bad ... I thought ROTLD 2 was crap... What a difference it was from the original. :-( http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Collin]

I've found that zombie movies are a very personal thing. It's all up to what you're looking for. I've had a few zombie movie parties with friends and there's a lot of disagreement about what is gold and what is crap.

Looking at your poll I must have had tremendous luck avoiding bad zombie films though. I almost picked up 'House of the Dead' on DVD for $2.99 this past weekend since I've never seen it, but I came to my senses and bought a chalupa value meal at Taco Bell instead. That wasn't much better, but at least it didn't make me sad.

I've only seen one movie on the list and that was "Zombie Lake". It was bad but as someone said earlier at least it had nudity. Still, it got my vote by default.

The worst zombie movie I've ever forced myself to sit through that is not on the list was "The Astro-Zombies". I've only seen it once but as I recall from the muddle of "plot", the zombies – all two of them – were powered by electricity and if, during their rampage, they started to run out of power they could hold a flashlight to their head and run back to the laboratory for a recharge. And, batteries being what they were in 1969, they ran down quickly.

When we were done watching it I was angry at my brother. Not because he bought it. I bought it. I was just angry at everything and he was closest. The anger has passed but he reminds me of Astro-Zombies from time to time. Especially after we watch a bad movie that IS his fault.

The only thing that disturbs me more than the thought of ever watching that movie again is the fact that there is another one, "Mark of the Astro-Zombies". Apparently it's a re-envisioning of the original according to IMDB. No plans to watch it. Have any of you seen it?

[jackskellington]

Haven't even seen the first one. I try to avoid anything with the word "Astro" in the title.

[HOO-HAA]

Not one of those mingers currently polluts my collection... Mind you, 'Zombie Holocaust' is currently on the 'Send me to the charity shop' list at Resident Spiral's... :evil:

[Slumlord]

Not one of those mingers currently polluts my collection... Mind you, 'Zombie Holocaust' is currently on the 'Send me to the charity shop' list at Resident Spiral's... :evil:

Isn't that Dr. Butcher M.D.? That's a great flick! The events in that movie are so disconnected and it's a good laugh. There were a few minutes of zombies in there too somewhere... in the beginning I think.

The DVD's are:
1. Gates of Hell II

There's a part 2? I liked the first one but never even heard of a part 2. Anyone got info on it?

[Pain]

If this review (http://www.braineater.com/other_hell/gates2.html) is anything to go by, i'd avoid it at all costs! :evil:

[HOO-HAA]

Isn't that Dr. Butcher M.D.? That's a great flick! The events in that movie are so disconnected and it's a good laugh. There were a few minutes of zombies in there too somewhere... in the beginning I think.





Slumlord, you make it sound as delectable as it really is... :lol: I suppose there are laughs to be gained from this waste-of-dvd-space, and the odd hot seventies babe looking confused and embarassed...

[Divided Soul]

Yeah the movie was quite forgetable IMHO...

[pimpkilla]

well it seems house of the dead an children of th lviing dead are winning

but i ehard children of the dead was actualy pretty decent, i guess not

[Slumlord]

Slumlord, you make it sound as delectable as it really is... :lol: I suppose there are laughs to be gained from this waste-of-dvd-space, and the odd hot seventies babe looking confused and embarassed...

And she was totally naked. I'd let this DVD take up residence on the shelf unit anyday. :)

[Kemper]

Corpses are forever sucked. I can atleast laugh at Children.

[mack23]

I can't understand why House of the Dead has SO many votes. Yeah, it wasn't a great movie, but unlike MOST of the other movies on the list it had a budget, good zombies (make-up and acting). Even the directing wasn't that bad (except for the video game cut scenes, I mean WTF's up with THAT?). Maybe it's got so many votes because it's newer and had a wide release in theatres so more people saw it. I have to admit I haven't seen many of the other movies on the list so I can't vote agaist them (Zombie Nightmare sucked! A movie with one zombie? BORING!!!) but I voted for Maplewoods.

[Barbra's brother]

speaking of children, why isn't Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things on the list? Don't get me wrong, I love it for the pure cheez and campiness! I heard there might be a remake?

[Bad Zombie Night]

speaking of children, why isn't Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things on the list? Don't get me wrong, I love it for the pure cheez and campiness! I heard there might be a remake?
This poll is for the lowest of the low... While Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things may not have been a 5 star Zombie flick, it doesn't deserve to be listed along with the rest that you see posted here. :mrgreen: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Barbra's brother]

I guess you're right. I personally love the movie for the reasons stated above, but others may not. To each his own! OK, I'll take back my vote.

[Cybopath]

Hmmm where's Resident Evil 1 and 2?

[Barbra's brother]

LOL! TRUE! So true it hurts... :clap:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Hmmm where's Resident Evil 1 and 2?
Heck, I can think of films that were much worse, that didn't make this list. :evil:

[pimpkilla]

Heck, I can think of films that were much worse, that didn't make this list. :evil:
same

and besides, that chick is fine (also why i own the 5th element, that and bruce willis is the shit)

[Nemesis]

The 5th Element is an awesome movie! Anyway, I voted for House of the Dead. Those teenagers somehow became martial artists and were killing zombies left and right. I like bullet time but it just looked stupid in this movie.

[chickenchop1]

Did anybody mention Alien Dead? I heard that one sucked too. Of all these 'crap' zombie flicks, I only bothered seeing Hell of the Living Dead, and though the acting, characters and story suck, it's saved by the plentiful zombies/gore scenes, which occur often. Plus it makes me want to watch Dawn of the Dead, which is a good thing.

[humaninacan]

man i really like hell of the living dead. where is zombie brigade? Where is Astro zombies? Where is day of the dead 2? Where is NOTLD 30th anny edition?

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

It takes more than one poll that only provides ten slots to list every crappy zombie flick out there. Maybe Kevin should adjust it to provide about 3,000 slots.

[Pain]

Maybe Kevin should adjust it to provide about 3,000 slots.

What about the rest?:lol:

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

What about the rest?:lol:

Clearly the rest aren't zombie movies...they're virus/infected movies. :lol::?

[HOO-HAA]

I had to vote Maplewoods.... as I haven't encountered some of the rest, and hence can't judge them!

Maplewoods is one of two zombie flicks that were so bad, I had to turn them off.... I can't even remember the other flick's name, such was the trauma!

It should also be noted that this comes from the bloke who was 'entertained' by both Children Of The Living Dead and House Of The Dead... for me to turn something off is, therefore, a big deal! :lol: :scare:

[StretchyZombie]

I had to vote Maplewoods.... as I haven't encountered some of the rest, and hence can't judge them!

Maplewoods is one of two zombie flicks that were so bad, I had to turn them off.... I can't even remember the other flick's name, such was the trauma!

It should also be noted that this comes from the bloke who was 'entertained' by both Children Of The Living Dead and House Of The Dead... for me to turn something off is, therefore, a big deal! :lol: :scare:

Christ! Haven't seen this one, but it's done by a man who is a wannabe of both Boll AND Russo ?!? :pray: His zombie-lover soul is lost...

Garden of the Dead really isn't THAT bad. Shoddy, I'll admit, but not nearly as blatantly annoying as House of the Dead.

[HOO-HAA]

Christ! Haven't seen this one, but it's done by a man who is a wannabe of both Boll AND Russo ?!? His zombie-lover soul is lost...



:lol: NO, you read that wrong, stretch... I'M the Russo/ Boll gimp! :scare: :shock:

(... well, not really. I just don't loathe those two films like all the other zombie nerds :lol: )

[AshViper]

wow....i've only seen one of these...I have a lot of catching up to do, lol.

[zombienerd]

I suppose none of you have heard of Zombies VS. Vampires. The crapiest of them all.

[Victor Clark]

I picked House of the Dead. I liked Children of the Dead, and I havent seen any of those other movies yet.

[raym]

Zombie Lake.

Sheesh!

Boobies.

:clap:

[Vassili_Zaitsev88]

I saw ROTLD: Necropolis... just very, very weird, It had its cool parts. But seemed like part "teen I-can-do-it movie" and part zombie movie. I know people on here will disagree :scare: but Ill concede parts were bad, but I actually liked Raiders of the Living dead... a little. Reminded me of that old NES game "Maniac Mansion" where you hafta save the kid's GF from the alien scientist. IDK why I was reminded of that, just was haha.

[Crickler]

I suppose none of you have heard of Zombies VS. Vampires. The crapiest of them all.

That would've been my choice as well, it's the only zombie flick i've ever had to turn off. Zombie Planet, Zombie Dead (Burial Ground), Zombie 3, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, and Flesheater (Zombie Nosh, Revenge of the Living Dead) complete my :poo: list. The RE movies only just stay clear. I've made sure to avoid House and DotD2 based on their reputations.
Out of the list whlile Oasis and Lake are both complete wastes of time it has to be Hell of the Living Dead (Zombie Creeping Flesh). That film is so poor and throughout, the constant use of stock footage, bad acting, bad dubbing, completely nonsensical twists (why would you put on a dress, and top hat and start dancing around with a cane when your supposed to be SWAT trooper hunting zombies?). The biggest crime is using th Dawn sountrack throughout:x GRRR!

[Jay Decay]

Of the movies on the list, I've only seen House.
There's a lot of other bad movies I've seen that didn't make the list.
ROTLD 3
Burial Ground
Children shouldn't play with dead things
The Beyond
City Of The Living Dead.
The revenge of Bloody Bill
Dawn 04

[toe_tag]

House of the Dead. Ugh. I cringed the whole way through, but I pressed on, thinking "come on, this has to get better, surely?!"... no. Okay, I lie. Towards the end when that brunette in the corset-style black top with GAPING front-lace-up starts fighting, etc... her boobs are almost jumping out... :drool: so I guess in the context of the rest of the movie, it did get better... but only because I'm a pervert.

[corpse monger]

...Allow me to set the scene for you. The time is fall, 2001.
I'm sick. So sick, in fact, that I'm forced not to attend the Misfits show I could've gotten into for a mere $10. So sick that I've been having hideous fever dreams.

But at LEAST this day I have a brand new zombie flick rented up and ready to take my pain away.
That flick is Children Of The Living Dead.

Ouch.

For the longest time I actually thought this flicks WAS one of those hideous fever dreams. From the sound of things I was wrong.

[MrShape666]

Quite honestly, I would watch House Of The Dead and Children Of The Living Dead a thousand times before I watched Oasis Of The Zombies again. Honestly, Andy Warhol once made a movie called Sleep where he filmed a man sleeping for eight hours in one long uniterrupted take. Oasis is the only film I've ever seen that duplicates that effect and it does it in 60 something odd minutes.

Thank Satan it wasn't a whole two hours or id've been a slab of concrete. I needed a Pulp Fiction like shot of addrenaline to the heart to keep from slipping into a permanent coma:scare:

[ABRNT1]

another hideous film is Return of the Living Dead Necropolis. For utter crap it's hard to beat House of the Dead

[VileSlay]

of the movies on that list that I've seen, house of the dead has got to be the worst. I was only able to watch about 20 mins of it.

[Divided Soul]

I'll say it again... No Alien Dead... what Kinda poll is this?

[M_Sinistrari]

Since I'm a sucker for 'so bad it's good' films, as long as I can get a laugh out of it, it's not a waste of DVD material.

However after reading the offerings in the poll, I believe I've got quite a list to submit for Bad Movie Night with my friends.

[Irish Gothic Journal]

Since I'm a sucker for 'so bad it's good' films...

Sometimes bad goes all the way through good and just becomes bad again!:mrgreen:

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

Sometimes bad goes all the way through good and just becomes bad again!:mrgreen:

There's more of that in the zombie genre than most of us like to admit. :?

[goesaround]

I'm sure it sucks I havent heard one person like it But is children of the living dead that bad? Is there a plot? How are the zombies. I mean whats his name was a great zombie in night?Does he play one in this?

[Bad Zombie Night]

I'm sure it sucks I havent heard one person like it But is children of the living dead that bad? Is there a plot? How are the zombies. I mean whats his name was a great zombie in night?Does he play one in this?

I not gonna answer any of your questions GA, but I am going to suggest, "why don't you rent it for yourself?"


You'll be sorry you did. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Shooting/russian.gif

[Zombie-A-GoGo]

I not gonna answer any of your questions GA, but I am going to suggest, "why don't you rent it for yourself?"


Now that's just mean, BZN. :)

[B00Ne]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Shooting/russian.gif

You are truly the king of smileys. :lol:

I'm actually surprised DOTD: Contagium isn't on this list. It's far wosre IMO than a lot of the ones that made the cut.

[goesaround]

I not gonna answer any of your questions GA, but I am going to suggest, "why don't you rent it for yourself?"


You'll be sorry you did. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Shooting/russian.gif

Why you would not take the time to answer my question but take the time to put up one of those kinda almost cute animations is beyound me but I thank you anyway. The reason I do not rent is simply it is not available around me. Before I would buy a flick that seems to fall below even watching is I was wondering if it's laughable bad or just bad like 'Contagion?' If you dont wish to answer that's o.k,,but I'll pass on the cartoons.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Why you would not take the time to answer my question but take the time to put up one of those kinda almost cute animations is beyound me but I thank you anyway. The reason I do not rent is simply it is not available around me. Before I would buy a flick that seems to fall below even watching is I was wondering if it's laughable bad or just bad like 'Contagion?' If you dont wish to answer that's o.k,,but I'll pass on the cartoons.
Aw come on! Just admit it... You enjoy my cartoons. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Happy/rooooofl.gif

[dead and loving it]

That list is one big pile of :poo: !
I've got to vote for Zombie Lake as the worst of that mess:puke:

[lavel]

I just saw "Hell of the Living Dead" by Mateo and I got to say it was a pretty good movie. I put it up with Dawn '78 and Day of the Dead. For a cheap film, I never saw a better image of zombies before. The zombies in this film all deserve an A. They really acted like zombies, walked and acted and everything well. I really enjoyed this film. Matter of fact they were better zombies in this film than in Dawn and Day. I think I can talk about this film in my dreams on how good it was. It was way better than Fulci's "City of the Dead.":clap:

[lavel]

That would've been my choice as well, it's the only zombie flick i've ever had to turn off. Zombie Planet, Zombie Dead (Burial Ground), Zombie 3, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, and Flesheater (Zombie Nosh, Revenge of the Living Dead) complete my :poo: list. The RE movies only just stay clear. I've made sure to avoid House and DotD2 based on their reputations.
Out of the list whlile Oasis and Lake are both complete wastes of time it has to be Hell of the Living Dead (Zombie Creeping Flesh). That film is so poor and throughout, the constant use of stock footage, bad acting, bad dubbing, completely nonsensical twists (why would you put on a dress, and top hat and start dancing around with a cane when your supposed to be SWAT trooper hunting zombies?). The biggest crime is using th Dawn sountrack throughout:x GRRR!

Oh yeah, I was glad he was eaten but Hell of the Living Dead has to be the best movie by far on the list. It has to be. The zombies were remarkable. I wish I could get those same people to play in my movies--they made it so believable.:drinking:

[The Blind Dead]

I just saw "Hell of the Living Dead" by Mateo and I got to say it was a pretty good movie. It was way better than Fulci's "City of the Dead.":clap:
You mean Bruno MATTEI and Fulci's City of the LIVING Dead, right? :lol: :clap:

[lavel]

I can't understand why House of the Dead has SO many votes. Yeah, it wasn't a great movie, but unlike MOST of the other movies on the list it had a budget, good zombies (make-up and acting). Even the directing wasn't that bad (except for the video game cut scenes, I mean WTF's up with THAT?). Maybe it's got so many votes because it's newer and had a wide release in theatres so more people saw it. I have to admit I haven't seen many of the other movies on the list so I can't vote agaist them (Zombie Nightmare sucked! A movie with one zombie? BORING!!!) but I voted for Maplewoods.

The House of the Dead like Resident Evil was based on a video game. A video game I never heard of and wouldn't want to play it after seeing the movie.

[retro zombie killler]

House Of The Dead-That movies plot was so screwy. Of course I saw it on the Sci-fi Channel and they love to butcher moves to :poo: and back. I haven't see any of the others or if I did it was so long ago. I need a good old fashioned zombie weekend. :drinking:

[krucial]

Corpses!

COTLD was so bad that it was actually fun to watch,..like Plan 9 from Outer Space. We were cracking up and rewinding the part where the dog is left on the porch and you can see the stitches of the stuffed "double"...LOL

And when they haul azz out of town by car and make it to the house and lord have mercy, the zombies are there a minute later, and....its dark as hell outside already.

Oh yeah, and that zombie walk which took him forever to get from point A to point B.

And it never fails, some rich investor cannot resist to build a huge store out in the middle of nowhere on cemetery....."Location, location, location"

Been a while since I saw this flick (hopefully the scenes I mentioned were from this flick,,,he he), but it's so bad that Im actually gonna buy it.