Favorite Zombie Movie Quotes?!

[IMPYEMU]

Favorite zombie movie quotes?

Just put the line in quotes and say the character that says it and the movie it's from.

"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD" -Father McGruder/Braindead

:) Feel free :) to post :) as many :) quotes as :) you'd like :)

[zombieslayer11]

"Zombies, man. They creep me out" - Kaufman/land of the dead

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up - NoTLD

:drinking:

[UNDEAD FRED]

When theres no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth - Peter, Dawn of the Dead 78

[Zombie_215]

Shaun of the Dead:
Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Ed: What?
Shaun: That!
Ed: What?
Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!

[MorganaLeFaye]

CEMETERY MAN
Francesco finds a zombie biker snacking on his living girlfriend. He pulls out his gun]
Girl: No, please don't! He's only eating me!
Francesco Dellamorte: Move aside.
Girl: Mind your business! I shall be eaten by whoever I please!
Francesco Dellamorte: This is my business. They pay me for it.
[Shoots the zombie]

[info]

"Bunch of Yo-Yos!" -Cooper (NotLD 1990)

[zombieslayer11]

"How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you."- cholo/land of the dead

(sorry for posting another, i just thought this one was funny) :lol:

[Zombie Dad]

How do you kill something that's already dead? - The Return of the Living Dead

[Victor Clark]

"How about we draw straws, and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich?" - Steve (DOTD04)

"MORE....BRAINS!!!" - Tarman (ROTLD)

"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein, and I want to know what the F*CK you're doing with my time!!!" - Rhodes (Day of the Dead '85)

"It's Go-Go. Not Cry-Cry." - Cherry Darling (Planet Terror)

"What's a guy with a video camera doing in the women's dorm?" - random looter (Diary of the Dead)

"Well F*ck-A-Doodle-Doo!" - Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

[Dogg Thang]

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph" - McDermott/Day of the Dead

"Send more paramedics" - Zombie/Return of the Living Dead

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

"Well F*ck-A-Doodle-Doo!" - Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)

this is a classic, I use this saying every day ever since seeing shaun of the dead.

:drinking:

[LMOE]

DotD 04:

Confused Reporter: I understand you're having a difficult time killing these things, Sheriff.
The County Sheriff: Just shoot them in the head! They seem to go down permanently if you shoot them in the head.

CJ: I'll kill all of you to stay alive.

Frank: You want... every... single... second.

NotLD 68

Field Reporter: Are they slow-moving, chief?
Sheriff McClelland: Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up.

[Day of the Dead]

Because they still believe there is respect in dieing.

[zombieslayer11]

David: at least i wasn't blowing are cover by having a tiff with my boyfriend
shaun: hes not my boyfriend
ed: *hands shaun a beer* might be a little warm the cooler's off
shaun: thanks, babe.
____________________________
Shaun: mom, just stay there, well come get you
Barbrea: i don't want to cause a fuss
ed: WE'RE COMMING TO GET YOU BARBREA!


(Shaun of the dead)

[MorganaLeFaye]

Bill Robinson: I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. My father tried to eat me, I don't remember trying to eat Timmy.

Helen Robinson: Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy... forever?

FIDO

[dead and loving it]

"They're coming to get you Barbara!"- NOTLD 68
"I want my cake!"- Creepshow

[Amish]

"They're coming to get you Barbara!"- NOTLD 68
"I want my cake!"- Creepshow

Classic favorites.

Amish
:)

[info]

"We're coming to get you Barabara!" -Ed (Shaun of the Dead)


EDIT: I just realized someone else said this a few posts before me : (

[OVERKILL]

Well, you did quote it from a dfferent movie.

My signature is one of my favorites not listed yet. (my fave is the paramedics quote fron ROTLD)

"Send more cops." -Return of the Living Dead
Charlie: "Nice shooting."
Riley: "Good shooting, Charlie. No such thing as nice shooting." LOTD

"I came here to do something. So, we are gonna stand around, or we are gonna do something?" Pilsbury-LOTD

My 2 favorites and I'll quit with the Land of the Dead quotes
Soldier: "Here's your gun."
Charlie: "Oh, that's okay. I like the ones I have already."
Soldier: "This piece fires 14 rounds a second."
Charlie:(snickers) "I don't usually need that many."

Cholo: "What was that" (in reference to gunfire).
Soldier: "Target practice"
Cholo: "OK, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?"

[borislugosi]

"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!" - Dr. Foster, Dawn of the Dead

"See? You made me hurt myself again. I broke my hand off completely at the wrist this time Tina. But that's okay darlin', because I love you, and that's why you have to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!" - Freddy, Return of the Living Dead

[ZombiePunisher]

"The only person who could ever miss with this gun would be the sucker with the bread to buy it." - Peter, Dawn of the Dead

[UNDEAD FRED]

Dawn of the Dead 78, right after the guy kicks in the door and blows a guys head off, "Wholey's gone apeshit."

[zombieslayer11]

"I have given them the last rights, now you do what you will. You are stronger than us, but soon I think they be stronger than you."
- priest/Dawn of the Dead '78

[OVERKILL]

The line that follows that is a favorite and probably the hardest hitting and most thought invoking words ever spoken in a zombie movie.

"When the dead walk Sonores, we must stop the killing... or we lose the war."

[Subgenius]

"This is like the flood that happened during Noah's time, or the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah! We ARE being punished for our sins! The dead are rising, and Judgment Day is upon us!" Reverend John Hicks (Scott Vladimir Licina) from Night of the Living Dead (1968)

"Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, 'When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.'" Peter (Ken Foree) from Dawn of the Dead (1978)

And...

"You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other. We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure His shit out." John (Terry Alexander) from Day of the Dead (1985)

Those are three of my favorite quotes from zombie films.

[BarnabusBlackoak]

DANCE OF THE DEAD (this was in the trailer, was changed in the actual movie)

Emelia: "Who are you guys?? "
George: "We're the sci-fi club. We're here to rescue you."

[joanna]

Fran Dawn of the Dead 78' 'damn you mother ****ig sons of bitches'

love how irate she gets on th mall roof..

also love the quote stated earlier from zombieslayer11 the priest 'soon they will be stronger than you'

[zombieslayer11]

Fran Dawn of the Dead 78' 'damn you mother ****ig sons of bitches'

love how irate she gets on th mall roof..

also love the quote stated earlier from zombieslayer11 the priest 'soon they will be stronger than you'

thanks, the priest's quote was my favorite quote from the movie...besides "when theres no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth" but some one already took that. :)

[UNDEAD FRED]

From Day of the Dead 2 - Contagium "Frankenhoes"

**I know, shut up**

[DarthJoe8]

Dr Foster: Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!


:drinking:

[ZomCom]

But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.
Lieutenant John Harper: Plan 9 from Outer Space

I always wanted to see how the other half lives.
Cholo: Land of the Dead

[DarthJoe8]

Dr. Millard Rausch. Scientist:

The normal question, the first question is always; are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain a more remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive, the use of external articles as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. :scare:

[Flyboy]

"We're expendable assets, and we've just been expended."

Absolutely badass line, and epic delivery - Carlos in Resident Evil: Apocalypse...

[DarthJoe8]

Wooley: How the hell come we stick these low-life bastards in these big-ass hotels, anyway? Shit, man! This is better than I got! :drinking:

[The One and Only]

Detective Cameron:"Oh I got some good news and bad news girls. The good news is that your dates are here."

Sorority Girl:"What's the bad news ?"

Detective Cameron:"They're dead."
-Night of the Creeps

Detective Cameron:"Zombies. Creepy Crawlies. Exploding Heads. And a date to the formal. This is classic Spanky. Classic."
-Night of the Creeps

[ZomCom]

Dr. Millard Rausch. Scientist:

The normal question, the first question is always; are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh. Intelligence? Seemingly little or no reasoning power, but basic skills remain a more remembered behaviors from normal life. There are reports of these creatures using tools. But even these actions are the most primitive, the use of external articles as bludgeons and so forth. I might point out to you that even animals will adopt the basic use of tools in this manner. These creatures are nothing but pure, motorized instinct. We must not be lulled by the concept that these are our family members or our friends. They are not. They will not respond to such emotions. :scare:

Wonderful definition of a modern zombie. NO mention of being undead. DJ, you just proved 28 Days/Weeks are indeed zombie movies.:evil:

REPENT THE END IS EXTREMELY F***ING NIGH
28 Days Later

[DarthJoe8]

Wonderful definition of a modern zombie. NO mention of being undead. DJ, you just proved 28 Days/Weeks are indeed zombie movies.:evil:

REPENT THE END IS EXTREMELY F***ING NIGH
28 Days Later

:lol: Ahhhh, but they "feed on warm human flesh"!! :drinking: 28 Days/Weeks did not "eat/consume" people!! NaZSquad!! :guns:

Happy you found your way back!! :drinking:

[UNDEAD FRED]

Shaun of the Dead

"Theres a girl in the garden"

[DarthJoe8]

Shaun of the Dead "You have red on you!" :lol:

[joanna]

yea u always end up repeating it wen ya watch it i find

[joanna]

that was for zombieslayer11..i dont know how to add a comment on to his yet? im new

[zombieslayer11]

that was for zombieslayer11..i dont know how to add a comment on to his yet? im new

its quite easy actually.
in the bottem right corner of each person's comment is a box that says "quote"

and it will include that person's comment, then you can right your own under it...like i just did.

hope that helps

[kanUsurvive]

STEVE, DOTD04-Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh... fell down... and then got up... and started eating each other.

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

copy pasting this from IMDB due to sheer lazyness but this is one of my fav scenes from dawn 04

CJ: Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some ****ing parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this ****ing asshole's boat?
[Points to Steve]
CJ: And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist?
Kenneth: Yeah.
Tucker: Pretty much, yeah.
Ana: [nods her head]
Michael: Yeah.
Steve: [gives a sarcastically enthusiastic "thumb up"]
CJ: Okay... I'm in.

[Nathinial]

My favourite...

Helen Robinson: Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy... forever?

[zombieslayer11]

(Shaun of the dead)
Ed: Im not going to say "there are plenty of fish in the sea", and im not going to say "If you love her, let her go"...and im not going to bombard you with cliques. but what i will say is this [snickers], its not the end of the world
*Bang at the door*

epic forshadowing at its finest :lol:

[dead and loving it]

"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.":lol: -Plan 9 From Outer Space

[ZomCom]

Not a zombie quote from a favorite movie:

Ash: Ripley, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.
Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead?
Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.

ALIEN (1979)

[MacSupreMe]

"Plan is you drink a tall glass of sh*t the f*ck up..." CJ DOTD RMK

"Yeah Rosie" Rhodes DOTD RMK - Ving Rhames delivered this quote so sincerely that I think he was actually picturing it and got one hell of a hoot out of it.

[retro zombie killer]

"Night Of The Living Dead 1968"
Harry Cooper: Your Insane!!!
and later~
Ben: You can be the boss down there! I'm Boss up here!

[Dr GonZo]

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974)

Inspector: "- You're all the same the lot of you, with your long hair and faggot clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth!"
"- And you hate police. Don't you?"
George: "- You make it easy."(moment later Inspector is leaving and George greet him with "Sieg Heil") :drinking:

[fraust]

Diary Of The Dead.

"I think it's time we left this place." - Maxwell.

"I told you dead things don't move fast!" - Jason.

And even though this isn't from movie, (it's from a book) I absolutely love it.

"Daddy, what's a fudgepacker?" - Mercedes Fraust.

[fraust]

Sorry for double-posting.

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun - Mum, have you been bitten?
Barbara - No, but Phillip has.
Shaun - Oh, okay.
Ed - Has she been bitten?
Shaun - No, Phillip has.
Ed - Oh, okay.

[rowdyrugby]

Youve got red on you

[SWAT Zombie]

Hated the movie but loved this line yelled out a window at the zombies by the cop in Undead

"When I was a kid, we f*ckin' respected our parents. We didn't f*ckin' eat them"

[SWAT Zombie]

hot scottish chick in dead set
"do toes have bones?"
or as she actually said it
"d'toos hev boons?"

[MorganaLeFaye]

"Your mother ate my dog!" Brain Dead

[Darius]

Beat em or burn em they go up pretty easy. Yeah they're dead... they're all messed up

[Tarman]

(Zombies are eating paramedics. Then zombie gets on cb in ambulance) and says "Send more paramedics"....Hilarious

[Alive4Now]

Zombieland

Tallahassee- "I hate coconut, not the flavor, but the consistency!":lol:

[Alive4Now]

28 days Later

Selena-"We have enough food!"
Jim-"Yea, but we dont have any cheeseburgers.":lol:

[Alive4Now]

Shaun of the Dead

They're in the bar and the zombies are surrounding it.
David-"Im not staying here!"
Liz-"David dont, thats suicide!"
Ed-"I think you should go."

[Alive4Now]

Shaun of the Dead

Pete- "It's four in the ****ing morning!"
Shaun- "It's Saturday!"
Pete- "No, it's not. It's ****ing Sunday. And I've got to go to ****ing work in four ****ing hours 'cos every other ****er in my ****ing department is ****ing ill! Now can you see why I'm SO ****ING ANGRY?"
Ed- "****, yeah!"

[Pirate Rum]

"You mean the movie lied?" Guy whos name i cant remember.
Return of the Living Dead.

[weirdenator]

Shaun of the Dead

Pete- "It's four in the ****ing morning!"
Shaun- "It's Saturday!"
Pete- "No, it's not. It's ****ing Sunday. And I've got to go to ****ing work in four ****ing hours 'cos every other ****er in my ****ing department is ****ing ill! Now can you see why I'm SO ****ING ANGRY?"
Ed- "****, yeah!"

Shaun of the Dead

They're in the bar and the zombies are surrounding it.
David-"Im not staying here!"
Liz-"David dont, thats suicide!"
Ed-"I think you should go."

man i flipping love that movie

[Lowrie Productions]

shaun of the dead -

Shaun - i love my mum
Ed - i love his mum.....she's like butter

Ed - it's not hip hop, it's electro....pr**K

Shaun - i'm going to check if the coast is clear
Liz - is it clear?
Shaun - no
Liz - how many?
Shaun - lots

Dawn Of The Dead 78 -

news guy - they must be destroyed on sight

Dan, Yonkers Vet.

[MorganaLeFaye]

*not going to search to see if it's been said already

:zom2: "Get the DAMN screwdriver outta mah HAID !" zombie from Return of the Living Dead 2

[xxamz3]

Return of the living dead-

Ernie-"Are you crazy! Are you on pcp!!" Laughed a lot when I heard this

Ernie-"Why do you eat people?"-Half zed chick-"Not people..BRAINS!!!" -The best line in the movie-take that Romero. This is where the zombies eating brains cliche comes from that is seen in cartoons etc.

Burt-"In that movie they destroyed the brain to kill it is that what they did?"

Burt-"I hit the ****en brain"

Frank-"It worked in the movie"-Burt-"Well it ain't workin' now!"-Freddy-"You mean the movie lied?!?" Of course it did

[RIP]

"Can I buy any of you c.u.n.t.s a drink" - shaun of the dead

[vastlyoutnumbered]

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

*cocks shotgun* "Say something." - Sgt. Kenneth Hall

I really loved Ving Rhames in that movie.

[Saedaen]

From Night of the Comet, and yes i copy/pasted from imdb.

Samantha: Nice car.
Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Thanks, I have 23 of them.

That movie was fun, interesting twist on the genre with the "zombies" dying off after a relatively short period of time. Leaving the survivers with an almost empty world.

[bruceleekickedchucksass]

dawn of the dead
" heres an idea we send someone across with a hamsandwhich see if they make it"

[ZomCom]

Time to nut up or shut up...



Gotta enjoy the little things.

[mrlaughingman]

i have 2 from land of the dead.

Kaufman: In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word "trouble" loses much of its meaning.


Kaufman: [talking about Cholo] You're dead. You really are *dead*!

[dead and loving it]

"Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially... don't shoot me." - Planet Terror

[zmbvan]

A quote that makes me laugh every time I watch The Dead Next Door is:

Rami: Dude are you coming with us?
Forget his name: No man I am a zombie now.