Corpses are forever/Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill [Archive]

DEAD-KNIGHT

11-16-2004, 02:36 PM

I saw this video at a Blockbuster today (Blockbuster EGH! :puke: )
I don't know if their has been any posts about this film but it looked sort of sketchy, just wondering if it's a rent or a must rent or add to my collection.

Also Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill based on a true charachter for the 1800's. Just wondering if anyone has seen these yet? and if they can give some feedback...

devourthesun

11-17-2004, 01:48 PM

There is a reveiw of "Corpses Are Forever" in the Fan Review section. i did the review

JohnnyZombie

11-18-2004, 02:28 AM

Check out my thread for "Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill" on this forum.

Zombie-A-GoGo

11-18-2004, 02:29 AM

Corpses are Forever should be burned.

devourthesun

11-18-2004, 02:09 PM

Yes yes it should. And is that a sleestak in your sig?

Zombie-A-GoGo

11-18-2004, 02:15 PM

And is that a sleestak in your sig?

It is! :mrgreen:

Mr. Grey

02-13-2005, 08:36 PM

It is! :mrgreen:
I just rented it! DAMN! I wished I had read this before. I could only tollerate 23 minutes and 45 seconds. Absolute GARBAGE! :poo: :poo:

SGT. DEATH

02-13-2005, 08:41 PM

So mr grey this is the movie you where telling me about.

Mr. Grey

02-13-2005, 08:44 PM

So mr grey this is the movie you where telling me about.
Yup! Unfortunately.

SGT. DEATH

02-13-2005, 08:48 PM

Pity I was looking foreward to this one, oh still land of the dead.

Mr. Grey

02-13-2005, 08:52 PM

Pity I was looking foreward to this one, oh still land of the dead.
Well now wait a minute Sgt. We were talking about a few movies. The one Movie was the sequal to House of 1000 Corpses (The Devils Rejects). That still looks good. The one we are talking is Corpses are forever. :puke: Terrible film.

SGT. DEATH

02-13-2005, 08:55 PM

Oh I know what your talkin about Bloody bill is that the one you said you couldnt finish,I liked the sound of this one,but then again that alway s happens.

Zombie-A-GoGo

02-13-2005, 09:02 PM

Oh shoot. Is Bloody Bill really bad too (in addition to Corpses are Forever being completely intolerable)?

Mr. Grey

02-13-2005, 09:11 PM

Oh shoot. Is Bloody Bill really bad too (in addition to Corpses are Forever being completely intolerable)?
I really didn't like it.

Send_More_Cops

02-14-2005, 11:59 AM

I didnt like corpses are forever, However Bloody bill was a pretty good film

zombiekilling101

02-14-2005, 08:38 PM

isnt debbie rochon in corpses are forever?

Zombie-A-GoGo

02-14-2005, 09:41 PM

Yeah, she is, ZK101. :)

JesusEatsBabies

04-29-2005, 01:38 AM

They both completely sucked. Bloody Bill had some good zombies but the acting really brought it down, and CAF was SOOO dumb.

Divided Soul

05-03-2005, 12:00 PM

I haven't seen the movie although the name prompted me to read this thread

Darth Erroneous

06-10-2005, 03:53 PM

Horrible, stupid, wretched...I could go on. Corpses Are Forever has got to be the worst movie made since Cat Woman. At first it looked pretty good. The black and white looked good. The camera work looked independantly professional, and the British accent gave it a sophisticated feel. Then it turned color, WTF? The best worst part was when he was delivering spinning kicks to the zombies and you could see him miss them by a foot and they still fell over. the soldiers were pretty humerous too when they had their introductions. "Hey! Lets all file in one-at-a-time to an area full of zombies instead of as a squad using tactics!" WTF? Jungle camo in an urban setting? Sure, why not? I know that not everyone knows much about the military, but if they would read a book or at least watch the history channel they could all learn a little more about how an army unit would look and operate. I'm glad I was drinking during that movie and passed out before the ending. I could go on but it would make this posting way too long.

Dead Remains

06-21-2005, 11:13 PM

corpses are forever has terrible acting and the lead actor (who is also the director) was somehow trying to make his movie as cool as momento however had failed. The woman that played the doctor in the movie was also in vampires vs. zombies and the mark of the astro zombies (also two horrible movies). But the movie was somehow still enjoyable and I've actually watched it twice for a good laugh.

The Blind Dead

06-21-2005, 11:28 PM

I don't know about some of you but the scene in Bloody Bill in which the black guy is holed up in the room trying to convince himself this is his last chance to be good was classic. Instead of deciding to "change his life around" he basically says "**** it" and buries his face in a copious amount of cocaine and goes on a zombie beating rampage. I laughed my ass off. :clap:

Dead Remains

06-22-2005, 10:23 PM

Horrible, stupid, wretched...I could go on. Corpses Are Forever has got to be the worst movie made since Cat Woman.

That's not exactly true....catwoman lacked one important thing....an awesome theme song. COOOORPSES ARE FORRREEEEVVEEEERRRR!!!! That sweet jingle will just stay in my head forever.

sgtzombie

06-23-2005, 10:41 PM

Corpses are forever...but the movie seems like it longer than that! :x

zombiekilling101

06-24-2005, 01:33 PM

I'm yet to see it but isnt debbie rochon in this, shes such a babe and a super cool person.:drool:

!Vision!

06-24-2005, 01:45 PM

Did anyone watch the special features on Corpses Are Forever. The segment with Leanna Quigley was just plain sad.

devourthesun

06-24-2005, 05:59 PM

The whole movie was sad. Debbie Rochon couldnt even save Corpse are forever. eugh. Horrible james bond wannabe crap fiesta

Darth Erroneous

06-24-2005, 06:19 PM

That's not exactly true....catwoman lacked one important thing....an awesome theme song. COOOORPSES ARE FORRREEEEVVEEEERRRR!!!! That sweet jingle will just stay in my head forever.

You saw Catwoman too? Then I don't share this pain alone!

The Blind Dead

06-25-2005, 03:21 PM

I didn't watch Catwoman for the story. :evil:

Darth Erroneous

06-25-2005, 04:56 PM

I didn't watch Catwoman for the story. :evil:
There was a story?!?

The Blind Dead

06-25-2005, 05:00 PM

There was a story?!?
Sure, there was. Not a very well constructed story but there was a story. I watched it for Halle. :evil:

Darth Erroneous

06-25-2005, 05:03 PM

Sure, there was. Not a very well constructed story but there was a story. I watched it for Halle. :evil:
If I would've known all that I do now about that movie, I would have just kept that picture of her dressed in the costume from Entertainment Weekly above my bed rather than seeing it. :lol:

Kemper

06-27-2005, 12:19 PM

they both aren't that great but Bloody Bill is ok at times and watchable on some level. I actually watched the whole thing and didn't moan once.

Corpses are forever...This is one of the largest pieces of shit on our planet. I don't think anyone likes this movie. Except for maybe the fake reviews that we all fall victim to. DOOOOOOOOOOON't Waste your money.

Horror Cutie

08-18-2005, 09:46 PM

Hey guys,

I'm new here, and I was wondering if anyone knew about this death curse on the direct-to-video movie CORPSES ARE FOREVER?

I came across this site:

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmoviecurse/corpsesmoviecurse.html

It's a zombie movie so i thought you guys would know about it? Is the death curse real? Check out the sight, it's wild. LOL

Bad Zombie Night

08-18-2005, 10:02 PM

Never heard of this flick before, but it seems they pulled the plug on your site link. :roll: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

RottingSlowly

08-21-2005, 07:48 AM

These are without a doubt the WORST zombie films i have ever seen.Is it just me or does Asylum seem hell bent on destroying the zombie sub genre?This is why zombie movies never get a big budget.Damn no talent amatuers who couldn't write a good story to save their damn lives.I really hope Asylum goes bankrupt real soon. :evil:

Darth Erroneous

08-21-2005, 09:05 AM

Corpses are Forever sucks...forever. Screw trying to keep kids away from drugs and alcohol, we should divert our efforts to keep them away from bad movies just like this one.

Blahead

08-21-2005, 06:51 PM

That movie should be bad! :puke: :poo: :puke:

Divided Soul

08-21-2005, 09:13 PM

Corpses are Forever sucks...forever. Screw trying to keep kids away from drugs and alcohol, we should divert our efforts to keep them away from bad movies just like this one.
LOL... Say no to crap dvds....

The Blind Dead

08-22-2005, 01:42 AM

Is it just me or does Asylum seem hell bent on destroying the zombie sub genre?This is why zombie movies never get a big budget.Damn no talent amatuers who couldn't write a good story to save their damn lives.I really hope Asylum goes bankrupt real soon. :evil:
:roll: The Asylum aren't hell bent on destroying anything and the reason why zombie films never get big budgets is because not enough fans hit the theaters to watch the ones that do get big budgets. Corpses Are Forever and Death Valley may not be the best films but I'd have to say that The Asylum are trying and have actually turned out some fun b-horror fare as of late. Wishing they go out of business might be your opinion but imo it's just infantile. All horror, even bad horror, helps propel the horror industry forward and if it weren't for companies like The Asylum, some of horror future stars may never see the light of day. You can hate on the product but don't hate the passion. They've improved considerably in the last year.

I actually found Death Valley a fun watch and can't wait to see Death Valley 2. Instead of allowing a few duds to turn me off I decided to give them a chance. They're doing so much better. Their recent upcoming release "Frankenstein Reborn" is heads and tails better than what they've previously done.

RottingSlowly

08-22-2005, 09:42 PM

The Blind Dead

08-23-2005, 12:03 AM

They've improved?Sorry i haven't seen it.The fact that they keep making movies and keep failing miserably only further proves my point.How did guys like George Romero and Tobie Hooper become legends in the genre?Talent which no one at Asylum has.And sorry Blind companies like them only hurt horror by putting out these god awful movies.
So, because The Asylum create movies that you feel fail miserably they should just give up making movies? :roll: If it were up to people with your kind of negative attitude gentlemen like William Castle, Roger Corman & Charles Band would never have stuck around. It's unfair (and silly) to compare accomplished writer/directors like Romero and TOBE Hooper who started making films in the 60's to a company that started in 1997 making b-movies for other companies. It doesn't make sense. That's like comparing Polanski with Lloyd Kaufman.

B-movie companies are what keep horror going when a-list horror isn't giving the fans what they want. It's companies like Troma, The Asylum, Full Moon and Dark Castle that fill horror fans shelves when the plastic fantastic horror just isn't delivering.

What proof do you have that godawful b-horror (especially from The Asylum) has hurt horror?

hardcoreone2

08-23-2005, 12:07 AM

Good point there BD, Roger Corman did make some :poo: , but he kept at it and eventually made some of my favorite horror films. Everyone can't start out with a huge budget blockbuster, therefore they need a starting ground. Dreamworks wouldn't give you or I a hundred million to make a movie, but The Asylum or Screen Media might give you $50,000. If you're an aspiring filmmaker, what would you do? Turn down 50 grand and an opportunity to get your name out there?

BTW BD, turn your messenger on. :evil:

devourthesun

08-23-2005, 01:22 AM

I have to say, that while i thought Corpse Are Forever was a terrible waste of my time, Its at least a good thing that these little companys are giving people a chance. Although some of these people are hacks. Damnit, Why Is Uwe Boll getting all this money,and working for big studio's instead of working for Asylum?

The Blind Dead

08-23-2005, 01:49 AM

I think a lot of people overlook The Asylum's involvement in Stuart Gordon's King of the Ants, which was a fantastic film. Too much negativity towards these companies is weak. If you don't like the company or their flicks, say so and move on like an adult. Wishing them ruin is just childish.

Ravenheart

02-18-2006, 11:50 AM

I saw Corpses are Forever last night and it was far from what I was hoping for.Linnea Quigley,Brinke Stevens,Debbie Rochon and Felissa Rose were what got me to pick up the movie and after seeing it,I feel sorry for them being in it.When I watch a zombie movie I want the zombies to be center stage and not in the background as part of a secret agent movie.When we finally do get to see some zombie action,the movie ends.I don't know what the director was thinking of but this ranks right up there with Day of the Dead 2:Contagium.