How would you defeat a horror Mummy ?

[BDuncan]

I know people make fun of Mummies (who can be likened to zombies in that
they also walk slowly) from traditional older horror films, but if you met a Mummy (whether it was a traditional horror genre one, or one of mummies from the Brendan Fraser Mummy films) what are the most seriously or humorously witty ways you'd defeat a Mummy if you met one, other than just running like hell.

[Airborne]

Turn off the CGI. :)

[MorganaLeFaye]

squirt can of charcoal lighter fluid and a flaming torch!

[Darkness]

"Sulfuric Acid." :evil:

[Corpse Grinder]

Unwrap them, then point and laugh! :lol:

[Subgenius]

No, no... You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back.

Brock Sampson showed that in The Venture Brothers :evil:

Brock Sampson defiles a mummy! (http://www.noodlesoup.net/content/venture.html)

I love that show!

[mrlaughingman]

i would burn em. he is old and dry should go up quick

[Victor Clark]

I would just grab a piece of it's cloth, pull really hard, and watch it unravel, spin around and get uglier by the second. :lol:

Or I would just throw rocks at it. The decomposition would probably help me knock off the head easily.

[Bad Zombie Night]

i would burn em. he is old and dry should go up quick

Yeah, those old, dusty bandages make for excellent kindling. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Violence/flamethrower.gifhttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/mummy.gif

[DarthJoe8]

A match should do the trick....:lol: Mummies never scared me growing up, pretty silly "monster" imo....

Now the modern mummies are kinda scary and kick ass...:scare:

[RIP]

While a Mummy is slowly walking towards me I would douse him with a bottle of moonshine and light his ass on fire lol and then sit back with a cold beer and cook marshmellows on it burning lol.:drinking::lol:

[Subgenius]

I still say that Brock Sampson had the best idea :roll: :doh:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r134/john-subgenius/brock_mummy.jpg

[Lowrie Productions]

yeah I would just set it on fire...sorry i cant think of something funny to say lol

Dan

[Fr1day]

I'd spray it with a load of "Plaster of Paris" (calcined Gypsum) and watch it freeze into a pose as it turns into a cast! :-P