Buddy System

[diablo166]

Every things better in two's. Who would you choose to take on the zombie hoardes with? Personally Id take darth vader. Yes it incereses my invisiblility to hot chicks by 99% but no one can deny hes a total badass

[ghdeh1]

Alright I'll take rambo.:machgun2:

[diablo166]

Sweetness also who can deny either a level 50 frank. from dead rising or the master chief. both have excellent credentals

[Zombie_215]

Harry Dresden from Jim Butcher's books.

You can't go wrong with a wizard at your side!

[Dave Of The Dead]

Solid Snake with his red bandanna. That means infinite ammo, b*ches! :drinking:

[DarthJoe8]

Every things better in two's. Who would you choose to take on the zombie hoardes with? Personally Id take darth vader. Yes it incereses my invisiblility to hot chicks by 99% but no one can deny hes a total badass


I like the way you think!!:drinking:

[Panther7]

Super Mega Death Christ.....What?

[DarthJoe8]

Super Mega Death Christ.....What?


Dude, no made up stuff. :lol:

[Trumble0]

Robocop... hahaha... i wonder if his human parts would be susceptible to infection though...

[Jimmy]

I'd take superman. Nt rly tho... -_-

[bandits1]

Ada Wong. That way, in our down time, we can do other "stuff".

[mattifikation]

I'll take Jesus. Who better to help you fight off people who rose from the dead than... uh, somebody who rose from the dead?

[secretcog]

I'll take Jesus. Who better to help you fight off people who rose from the dead than... uh, somebody who rose from the dead?

LOL...he's right!

Aside from the ATZ high jinks...after I found a secure location for my family and I, I'd like to do recon missions with my old friends Mathew & Travis. Unfortunately we don't speak anymore, sooo...I suppose it will depend on what survivor(s) we're hold-up with.

[Adam Sandler]

I would pick Kid Icarus from the Nintendo, fully armored, with wings and ultra bow. Cause then I could hold on to him and fly. He has a Bow that never run out of arrows. And he has a super armor wich will make him like a tank.

Besides, he is a young boy. :-P

[Onslaught]

leeloo form the fifth element.
she probably woldn't be the best against zombies, but who says i'd ever let her out of the fortress?

seriously... i'd probably take Ahhnold from T2, reprogramed terminator. no human brain to get infected, and he'd never stop killing them. you could just have him walk in circles around your compound with a pair of maces while blaring loud music to draw them in.

autobot Ironhide would also be acceptable.

[jagus12]

Neo from the Matrix!
He can kick more zombies asses in 2 minutes than you will be able to kick in your whole life! :lol:

[bhk2000]

Gordon Freeman all the way!!!

[john154]

I'd love to buddy up with Samus from Super Metroid. She's got some serious asskicking skills and I bet she'd be pretty damn hot when she peels off that suit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samus_Aran

[Victor Clark]

I would pick Yoda. Ass kicking he does!

[JakAttak]

Snake so when he dies of old age at 30 I can steal his suit

[foolmasterz]

Mr T.......no wait...when he gets bit, then we'll have a Mr T. zombie on our hands...bad idea.
Venom, from spiderman.....so long as HE doesnt bite me....

[wyattpowers]

I would take a cloned version of myself.

I know I can trust myself, and I think that I'm a lot of fun to hang out with so I'd have some fun in between skirmishes with the undead.

[Screwballgunnut]

Thats a tough call. I'd be inclined to say Burt from Tremors, as we could blow lots of sh*t up, but there aren't any fringe benefits

Sarah Connor from T2 would be a hot partner, same with Lara Croft, digital version, not angelina. Or best of all: Bloodrayne from the Xbox game. Redheaded vampiress......YUMMY! :evil:

[Dark Comic]

Dude, no made up stuff. :lol:

Errrrr, Mr T. is the only not made up person I see so far.

[DarthJoe8]

Errrrr, Mr T. is the only not made up person I see so far.


:roll:it was a joke.....:drinking:

[Darkshadow]

Gordon Freeman was a damn good suggestion, but personally I would have to go with a jedi, any jedi. Lightsabers ftw.

[Homiseidel]

I choose Waldo - the zombies will never be able to find us! Mwahahaha!

[stark55]

my friend bobby if i had to chose one. he is pritty strong and reliable. he only beats my best friend because his pyisical abilitys and he is petty handy with tools. there are lots of benifets for putting us on a team and i dont think any thing will make him turn on me, we can talk anything out. for a made up person im going with Cyborg from Teen Titans. i like the sonic cannon.

better a female Cyborg.

[JakAttak]

Vegeta Galick gun!!!!

[Zev]

Ken or Ryu from Streetfighter

if they're not available then...

The Coreys

Because if they can handle vampires, the zombies should be no problem.

:lol:

[secretcog]

Hmmm...I've had a change of heart. If I had to team up with someone, I'd want it to be with my sons...if they have grown into adults prior to an outbreak.

[Bob]

Team with your sons?

Definitely
If you can't trust your sons who can you trust...
Oldest son is in his 30's middle and youngest 20's.
They are all good shots and familiar with firearms.
The old man still out shoots them but they are in better shape than me.

Only problem with teaming with my sons is they will probably want me to bring their mom along when we didi mau to the fall back point.

[StorytellaX7]

for a fictional character... id have to choose Drizzt Do'Urden, hands down hes a badass from the forgotten realms trilogy, but otherwise i would group with my dad and few of our friends, all very familiar with firearms and good shots...

[JakAttak]

my dad ex-army sniper and mountain climber kinda knows a few things about survival. did I mention he's a carpenter?

[Trumble0]

Probably my Dad and Brothers. My dad is a professional carpenter/amatuer mechanic/amatuer electrician/ and pretty good at figuring out how anything works plus he's a pretty good shot. Both my brothers hunt and trap and are excellent shots. Does anyone else notice like people who are 40-60 years old pretty much know how to do anything, even if it's just a little? Like they've held pretty much the whole gamut of jobs availible... Too bad schools aren't like that anymore, I try to learn what my dad teaches me and try to research things on my own, but I doubt I'll ever be to the level he is. He built our house, did the plumbing, wiring and interior by himself. He builds houses for a living, but he could pretty much build anything if he had the tools and supplies... He has fun pointing out the :poo:yness of barricades people make in zombie movies. I wish I was born in the 50's

P.S. I think anyone with carpentry skills would also be helpful in identifying the strongest building to hole up in, or help in identifying weak spots that would need to be fortified

[superagent23]

id have to say..... nemmesis from resident evil

he already has the virus but is also a computer and has the bad ass guns

[BioWeapon]

Halo's MasterCheif does pretty good against the flood... and his shields would protect him from infection while still charged.

but then again, he's often the sole survivor of a conflict, never mind.

I'll take wonder woman, as flying around above the zombies with superman would be kinda gay....

[mattifikation]

There is a superGIRL.

[detpat]

family and a couple close friends, all ex military and farmers out door types.

[Lian]

Halo's MasterCheif does pretty good against the flood... and his shields would protect him from infection while still charged.

but then again, he's often the sole survivor of a conflict, never mind.

Not true Sarg is almost impossible to kill. :lol:




Let's see who would I want on my side...Well from a fictional perspective you have more than a few solid choices that could easily capture and or destroy every zombie in the world in a matter of hours. You could even get a few superhero mad doctor types that could capture the zombies then sit around and figure out how to cure them while they all stand around on a small farm like The Grand Canyon or something.

Real life though, I'll take anyone with me that can carry their own weight, and I don't feel would be a threat to my lively hood to take along. So basically anyone...And I don't really discriminate about Womens, Children, handicaps, and the Mentally Handicapable. :drool: Almost anyone can find a niche imo, it's only the assholes that try not to find one that I got issues with.

[superagent23]

really cause you know i would just kill him over and over again and take his stuff

[Lian]

And yet he always popped up in a later cinematic. :drool:

[JakAttak]

Fictional Dr.Strange. He's a warlock man.

[Bob]

Maybe Zombies are gene pool chlorine.
Only the strong survive.

[VideoJunkie]

for a fictional character... id have to choose Drizzt Do'Urden, hands down hes a badass from the forgotten realms trilogy, but otherwise i would group with my dad and few of our friends, all very familiar with firearms and good shots...

Drizzt RULES!!!

[Bob]

Drizzt ???

[Zombia planner]

id choose a sniper and the person that made i spy.

[Boomstick Buddy]

Pinhead.... zombie shiskabab anyone?

[DarthJoe8]

How about JC, he hates zombies.

:drinking:

[Fierce_Track]

We all saw this coming... Well I did. Anyhow, which celebrity do you think would last the longest during a zombie invasion? And don't say Chuck Norris, we already know he would roundhouse kick all the zombies' asses.

[BangaloBungalo]

I would have to go with Rick Taylor from Splatterhouse, he'd whip out a 2x4 and kick some zombie ass!

[homelitexl]

i would choose burt from tremors, his grandfather Hiram from tremors 4, or ash from army of darkness. any of them can kick zombie ass and still live after a whole bunch and burt knows what plants are edibil in the wild.:saw::saw::saw::saw::saw::saw::rock::dunce::g uns:

[Bob]

Bert?
Dang what a good choice. (really)

Although are we choosing based on what we know of the real person or a character portrayed in a move.

Cuz if we are choosing real people then Ted Nugent for the win!

[DBCooper]

Ted ROCKs! My choice too.

[Undead Ryan]

My team mate would have to be Rambo or Robocop. Either one would make me feel safe in a world gone undead.

[homelitexl]

i would have a team robopimp, ron jeremy, john holmes, hugh hefner, me, bruce campbell, and john bulushi

[Darkness]

"I want Cherry, from Planet Terror, and Machete, from the 'Machete' ad in Planet Terror." :evil: :machgun2: :axe:

[Bob]

How about Cherry from Sons of Anarchy and Iron Man?

[Darkness]

How about Cherry from Sons of Anarchy and Iron Man?

"I haven't seen that one, is it any good?"



"And on topic.........Does your Cherry have a machine gun instead of a right leg?" :evil: :lol:

[Iron Knuckles]

I would go with the chick from Everday Italian on the food network. I can teach shooting faster than gourmet cooking.

[stonyman65]

I would pick a hot girl that I could bang.... but she has to be a good shot too.. Hey, that could actually happen lol

as for fantasy, I would pick Obi-Wan. he is a bad ass. not as bad as Yoda, but he is still a card holder of the "Bad Mother ****er" club

[hippiedude785]

i would choos esome people that are stiil alive...ad just form an allaince

[homelitexl]

my cousin skid he has all kinds of cars and i think he grows pot in his back yard, but anyway i could shoot him sell the weed to the pothead survivors or spot, and use the cars to build a tank.

[Bob]

His name is Skid?
As in mark?:)

[homelitexl]

no i call him that because of that his name is shane.

[Bob]

Shane "skid" Mark?

[homelitexl]

actually shane (skid(mark) white

[EvilWeasel35]

I'd pick the Invisible Man, cos he'd be great to watch my back. Zack would never see that bullet coming!

[DarthJoe8]

You know, the invisible mans clothes or anything he's holding wouldn't be invisible.....:think:

:lol: You'd want a naked man covering your back...:think: and Zack would see his gun....:scare:

:drinking:

[EvilWeasel35]

You know, the invisible mans clothes or anything he's holding wouldn't be invisible.....:think:

:lol: You'd want a naked man covering your back...:think: and Zack would see his gun....:scare:

:drinking:

Lol! Dammit, didn't think of that! Well, it is 1.15am my time and I'm tired. That's my excuse. :)

[DarthJoe8]

:think: sooo, thats your excuse?? :lol:

How many zeds could a terminator kill?? :think: Change his programming so he wouldn't kill me of course.... :scare:

:drinking:

[Bob]

Wow, three or four terminators and we could slowly take back the world.

[homelitexl]

or frank west as a clone army.

[Darkness]

:drinking: "I want the Army Of Alices!!" :drinking:

[DarthJoe8]

Alices vs Terminators....:guns:

oops, wrong thread....:lol:

:drinking:I'd take Terminators....:drool:

[Lurker13]

Tony Stark! I'd want a couple of spare armors so I could have one for outside and one to sleep in!

[Bob]

OK
So it's Iron Man for the win.

[homelitexl]

A clone army of level 50 frank wests would take the world back in about a month.

[Bob]

Homelitexl

Ok I'll bite who is Frank West?

[Laodicea]

Alright I'll take rambo.:machgun2:
Noooooooo you stole my thought ill settle with batman , superman , or sumin

[Lurker13]

Homelitexl

Ok I'll bite who is Frank West?

Frank is the guy you play in Dead rising on the 360. Its a zombie game and ROCKS! Those zombies are caused by weird wasps and are cuz of terorists. Hes a serious zombie killer! The game counts how many youve killed and keeps track and gives awards for killing high numbers like in the thousands. Major Bodycount!!!:evil:

[Bob]

Ok That explains why I don't know who he is...

Isn't there a new zombie game?
Left for dead or something like that?

[DarthJoe8]

For the new players.........:guns:

I still go with my pet terminator.....:guns:

[Comander Shaw]

:rock:Ok That explains why I don't know who he is...

Isn't there a new zombie game?
Left for dead or something like that?

Yes!!! Left4Dead rocks!!!!!!!!:rock:

[Findecan]

I think I would have Mace Windu or just a heavy tank.

[kiltedninja]

I'd bring Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden. We'd ninja it up.

[Comander Shaw]

:drinking: "I want the Army Of Alices!!" :drinking:

I second that idea. Wouldn't need any weapons really then.:axe::saw::rock:

[Cbump the zombie slayer]

The best group is a group of five. have everybody do a different job

[kiltedninja]

I'd go find Bear Grylls. That dude is all sorts of insane. I do like his philosophy on life. Roughly, it is that life shouldn't end with you going to your grave in a well preserved, beautiful body, it should be more like a skid in sideways, covered in scars, your body screaming 'yahoo! That was fun!'.

I'd bring him, we'd build a fortess out of toothpicks and twine or some such thing, and do it in the Yukon or something.

[Onslaught]

I second that idea. Wouldn't need any weapons really then.:axe::saw::rock:

I also second the army of alices...

[homelitexl]

k i pick hugh hefner the ss doomtrooper big bird 4 emo guys bob vj and my gf

[kiltedninja]

I'd pick Hellboy, Jesus, Bear Grylls, my gf, and my best friend.

[Bob]

Superman, Magneto, VJ, and Homelite for the win!

[homelitexl]

bob if thta much evil was to be in one place the universe might come to an end but it would be funny

[Bob]

Homelite

I figured goody two shoes Superman might balance things out.

[homelitexl]

idk at this point my will to put up with people like him is gone its shot after what my dad did today and all im getting my name changed and stuff like that so im kinda wore out on that stuff, im tired of putting up with other peoples :poo:

[mattifikation]

dude.

im pretty sure homelite would drive magneto insane.

insane magneto... not good.

[Bob]

Insane Magneto would be the end of the world.
If he could reach the magma it would be all over.

[homelitexl]

if i could reach superman i wouldnt be good id end up beating him to daeth with a stick of criptonite

[1337ZM613HN73R]

God, my clone, spiderpig, AND SHOOP-DA-WOOP

[homelitexl]

aclone army of me and all my decendents with bob and vj leading my army of doom nothing would stop us.

[Ball Tripper]

I don't really care much who my 'buddy' would be. As long as they are willing to risk their life for mine and do most of the work. And are strong enough to carry me if i'm wounded. Or tired.

[homelitexl]

then you need the hulk

[Ball Tripper]

Yea pretty much. I'm a bit heavy for an normal person to carry.

[Bob]

Hulk Smash!

[Ball Tripper]

The hulk would actually be a pretty poor buddy I think. He could tear through a whole horde of zombies, but he would likely come out of it infected. And then zombie hulk would be a big problem.

[mattifikation]

Doesn't he have super fast healing? Wouldn't he be able to instantly recover from the virus? And at any rate, how would a mere zombie, with it's rotting teeth, gums, and jaw be able to bite into the flesh of the Incredible Hulk?

[bandits1]

The hulk would actually be a pretty poor buddy I think. He could tear through a whole horde of zombies, but he would likely come out of it infected. And then zombie hulk would be a big problem.
The Hulk is highly resistant to injury and pain, and immune to all terrestrial disease. http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/h/hulk.htm

[DarthJoe8]

The Hulk is highly resistant to injury and pain, and immune to all terrestrial disease. http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/h/hulk.htm

Ya see!! This is why Marvel sucks, :x he was a zed in Marvel Zombies and of course, he had a Hulk size appetite for flesh...:scare:

:think: Did I mention my pet Terminator? :guns:

[homelitexl]

me bob vj and gf wold be a good team not tomention whatver women they bring

[Ball Tripper]

Yea it would be hard to bite through hulk flesh, but if he tears through a whole horde of zombies with his bare hands then he is probably gonna get a good bit of zombie splatter in his face. And who says the zombie infection is a terrestrial disease? Sometimes it's extraterrestrial in origin.

A buddy who doesn't end up head to toe in zombie gore after a fight would be good.

[Bob]

Well the Hulk could always throw cars and huge pieces of buildings through them.
Typically that was his style when fighting the animated.

[homelitexl]

then i wuld choose the ss doomtrooper if they touch him they melt plus he hs a mega uzi

[kiltedninja]

Uzi's weren't invented until about ten years after WW2 Homelite.

[homelitexl]

it looked like an uzi

[tunerfreak87]

I'd probably take that dude from Prototype since he's already infected and consumes the undead for health :)

***Alex Mercer***

[MallNinja]

I will have a pack mule named daisy, who will carry supplies, sing, and brew a good stout.

[erikebbesen]

osama bin laden nuff' said:evil:

[kiltedninja]

Of course, who better to have as your buddy then a bastard that no one can find? You could just hide in your cave for years until the zombies all died of starvation and continue your jihad.

[erikebbesen]

Of course, who better to have as your buddy then a bastard that no one can find? You could just hide in your cave for years until the zombies all died of starvation and continue your jihad.

hey if no zombies can find us then we can die plus he has lots of weapons and food O.O.

[CAVU45]

osama bin laden nuff' said:evil:

You some kind of religious fanatic jihadi suicide bomber? I can't think of anyone else who'd want bin Laden. Funny thing, he doesn't do any of his own fighting. He gets impressionable young idiots to die for him.

[erikebbesen]

You some kind of religious fanatic jihadi suicide bomber? I can't think of anyone else who'd want bin Laden. Funny thing, he doesn't do any of his own fighting. He gets impressionable young idiots to die for him.

right but he CAN hide and should have a hell load of supplies

[CAVU45]

right but he CAN hide and should have a hell load of supplies

He's playing the pvssy and hiding among people who are feeding and protecting him, if he isn't really dead.

[erikebbesen]

ok f*ck osama :poo: i will take chuck Norris!!!!!!!!! FTW

[mattifikation]

You realize that the terrorist is either dead or dying of his own accord, right?

[DarthJoe8]

Funny thing, he doesn't do any of his own fighting. He gets impressionable young idiots to die for him.

Isn't that what all leaders do?? :think:

[Darkness]

"Ok, rant time over. Back to talking about the topic please."

[ZombiePunisher]

I would have to take the punisher, he has lots of guns and in one of his comics "The Punisher kills the Marvel Universe" he kills wolverine, the hulk, doctor doom so hes awesome and i call him.

[CAVU45]

Isn't that what all leaders do?? :think:

Not at all. Take David Petraeus and Pete Chiarelli. Both went into the field with their troops in iraq as commanders of the 101st Airborne Division and 1st Cavalry Division respectively. LTG Chiarelli remembers the names of every trooper who died under his command in OIF II and wrote a personal letter to the families of each man. I would galdly take either one of those men with me.

[CAVU45]

I'd take a member of congress with me. I know I can outrun them. :lol:

[hotlead]

General Mattis is an ass-kicker, I'd hang with him any day.

He's been a Marine for so long, when he went to New Orleans the first time, it was to fight the British.

[Bob]

I may not be able to outrun them but I can dang sure trip them...

[DarthJoe8]

Not at all. Take David Petraeus and Pete Chiarelli. Both went into the field with their troops in iraq as commanders of the 101st Airborne Division and 1st Cavalry Division respectively. LTG Chiarelli remembers the names of every trooper who died under his command in OIF II and wrote a personal letter to the families of each man. I would galdly take either one of those men with me.

Didn't one of the men who put them there in the first place take multiple deferments and the other one had a nice comfy state side duty where he was missing from duty most of the time?? :lol: I don't think that I would take them with me that's for sure...

But, I'm picking up what you're laying down. :drinking:

No one else likes the pet terminator idea....:think:

:drinking:

[CAVU45]

[/QUOTE]Didn't one of the men who put them there in the first place take multiple deferments and the other one had a nice comfy state side duty where he was missing from duty most of the time??[/QUOTE]

Sure, just like the current occupant and the one previous to our last occupant, neither of whom I would take. But I was simply pointing out that not all leaders let others do the fighting for them by posting the names of a few I would take with me in a ZPAW.

[DarthJoe8]

But what about the pet terminator?? :lol: Of course it would be programmed not to kill you but think about all the zeds a T whatever could wipe out....:drinking:

[mattifikation]

You could count a terminator as one of your weapons, which would leave room for another real person.

One with a vag. Because vag is an important resource that shouldn't be overlooked.

[poke2000]

Mine would be a dog. The have many uses. But, Id make it an armored indestructable dog with a built-in fridge. That way I can still attach anti-personnel mines to it so I can still blow up zombies. In a way it makes all the pet lovers happy since I cant eat an 1000lb mechanical dog armed with 2-20mm cannons, 50 cal sniper rifle, 40mm gatling grenade launcher, 10 hellfire anti-tank missiles, flamethrower, GPS inbound 200Kcn hydrogen laser system, 100 clamour bomblet package on each side and to top it off an high end entertainment system with huge 500 megawatt speakers on its rear end. It'll even have a small cage to hold my emergency pet chicken with a small C4 segmented harness just in case. My pet chicken can be used to as my daily alarm clock. Im not sure either to install an Wii or PS3 on it yet. :evil:

[CAVU45]

You realize that the terrorist is either dead or dying of his own accord, right?

Not entirely true. Many are forced into performing actions the leaders want by threats to their families and actually being chained to the bomb. Others are drugged out of their minds either way they aren't someone I'd want with me.

[mattifikation]

The terrorist. Singular. ;-)

I was referring to Osama bin Laden. He's got a problem with his liver or kidney or something like that. They say he requires constant observation by his doctor. Thus, a poor choice to bring along on Z-Day whether there's a risk of him blowing you up or not.

[mattifikation]

It has just come to my attention that A&E will be airing a show called "Lawman" with Steven Seagal. Yes, THAT Steven Seagal. It will be a reality show in which Steven Seagal is actually deputized by an actual Sheriff's Department and does actual police work. While people follow him around with a camera. And broadcast him while he apparently takes on stop sign running ladies with extreme prejudice.

So I guess it'll be like Cops, but with a big fat guy who's career is over instead of a real, qualified cop. My prediction: Instead of shirtless white guys beating their wives and black kids with dime bags, the show will focus on Deputy Seagal's crackdown on the martial arts-trained Asian mafia that's come into town and has been tearing up the place. No call on whether or not the show's producers specifically go out of their way to find and/or create this gang for ratings.

My question: If he writes you a ticket, does that count as an autograph?

I hope they do a sequel: "Arnold Schwarzeneggar in: Kindergarten Cop. But this Time as a Real Cop Shooting Real Bad Guys in Front of real, Horrified Children."

My point behind bringing all that up in this thread is that I would possibly consider bring Steven Seagal now, even though I'm pretty sure I said earlier that I never would. The difference between then and now is, he's probably finally been taught the proper way to hold a gun when you shoot something.

[Bob]

In their prime who would have won
Segal or Norris?

[mattifikation]

Neither. They'd be riding dragon back to the scene of the battle when Jean Claude Van Damme would ambush them and destroy them both.

[Dave Of The Dead]

And in their death, a magical aura would burst fourth and raise Bruce Lee from the grave.

[erikebbesen]

but wasnt norris in the marines i mean that right there is badass on its own

[Darkness]

"You're starting to stray guys." ;-)