The best thing that could happen...

[jagus12]

OK, we have a thread that is about the worst thing that could happen in Z-day, so this comed to my mind...
NOTE: The situation can be completely ridiculous or a surprisingly stupid fantasy

[Dave Of The Dead]

You're on the run, and you see a building. You run in and shut the door behind you. You find a switch on the wall. As a hundred lamps hum and turn on, you notice that you are completely surrounded by crates of canned food, ammo, and weapons. The walls of this warehouse are made of 2ft thick concrete and there are no windows. The door is 8 inch steel with so many locks, the zombies couldn't get in even with a tank. There is a way to the roof where the greenhouse is and chicken coup. In the basement are the recreational facilities where anything you would ever need to keep your sanity is stored, there is even a live-in maid, who is also trained as a masseuse and is very very attractive. Nuff said.

[kiltedninja]

Say for a minute that I was walking home from school, and I turn a corner and find a huge group of zombies on one of the main roads. I also find a dead man, an AR15 in his hands, a bullet in his head, and a backpack containing a .45, three boxes of ammo for the pistol, three boxes for the rifle, two 2-liters of Mtn. Dew, a Ka-Bar, two packs of Kools, a zippo, zippo fuel, and a Maglite and batteries.

That would be a great thing in such a bad situation.

[Bob]

Hey, I quit smoking years ago...

[kiltedninja]

I don't smoke, but I'm willing to bet that they'll be worth something in ZPAW.
Plus my brother likes Kools, they'd be his, but the Zippo would be mine.

[NotoriousDIT]

honestly, I think the zombie apocalypse is my only chance of making something of my life.

I'd be the hero and get the girl or maybe guy, and all these years of training and preparation would have paid off.

[GamingMaiden]

...is suddenly just having superpowers out of the blue and blow them all up, Dr. Manhattan style. :mrgreen:

Or get guns from a warehouse and go :shotg: Either way is cool.

[bandits1]

honestly, I think the zombie apocalypse is my only chance of making something of my life.

I'd be the hero and get the girl or maybe guy, and all these years of training and preparation would have paid off.
Wha...? :think:

[NotoriousDIT]

I float both ways.

[mattifikation]

I find out that one hot girl at work *WASN'T* lying when she said "I'll sleep with you when the dead walk the earth!"

[Bob]

You float both ways?
What does that mean?

[NotoriousDIT]

it just means I'm bisexual.

[The Voice Of Desperation]

Well... more power to you I guess? :drinking:
Picture this:
Your walking through your house during the opening phases of the infection you fall through your floor and land next to a vault with 50" inch steel doors. You open the door to find magical fairy god parents who grant your every wish. You live through the apocalypse in your own personal dreamland.:lol:

[hotlead]

it just means I'm bisexual.

It doubles your chances at closing time. :hug:................:lol:

[mattifikation]

I wake up one morning and look out my window. Zombies are everywhere, and every last one of them is looking for me. I say, "NO WAY! This can't be happening!"

And the zombies say, "You're right. Something's off here. Hold on a second."

I suddenly wake up again, for real this time, and all of the zombies have been replaced by beautiful, naked, horny women. Every last one of them is still looking for me...

[homelitexl]

i wander around the wastleland for many years searching for my ex i run out of coors beer years ago, theres an army of zeds 3 days behind me when i find an abandoned missile silo, i go inside find a nuke plus its been fortified and has all ill ever need the zeds cant get in all my favorite books are there plus all the liqour ill ever drink.

[kiltedninja]

I wake up one morning and look out my window. Zombies are everywhere, and every last one of them is looking for me. I say, "NO WAY! This can't be happening!"

And the zombies say, "You're right. Something's off here. Hold on a second."

I suddenly wake up again, for real this time, and all of the zombies have been replaced by beautiful, naked, horny women. Every last one of them is still looking for me...

Now THAT would be the best thing that could happen to anyone.

[Militaris]

I wake up, to realise zombies are everywhere. I eventually have to confront a zombie, but it did not attack. That is when I realised I have complete control over the undead and they would obey my every command.

[kiltedninja]

I'm goin' to go hide in Alaska, I hope I never see you and your horde of zombies.:lol:

[joerrrrrr]

I've seen a lot of "Worst case Scenario" threads but never a best case one.

So, tell me ATZ where would love to be on Zday

[Dave Of The Dead]

On the planet Xqrdl VI where there is an infinitely multiplying number of resources.

[CAVU45]

The East Lavonian state of Barfo for sure.

[secretcog]

Wouldn't a best case senario call for the absence of the zombie virus all together?

But...

Best case senario the Cog edition: The entire earth is infected with the zombie plague... so we all get to live forever...but we're all really, really stupid, because we ate each others brains

[kiltedninja]

At my dad's after he'd back from Iraq, with my girlfriend and my entire pack.

Or, Alaska.

[ZombiePunisher]

An ammo warehouse with an underground tunnel to the supermarket its impossible to break through the walls and a gym inside it and a movie theater with all the zombie movies, horror movies, comedy movies and action movies that are american in it, a room with all the first aid you need for a zombie outbreak in it.

[MallNinja]

I find out in time to throw my shit in my truck and get away before the horde of people who know how I live show up at my house looking for help.

I find out in time to beat the rush out of the city.

I find out at home.

It all starts when I'm awake, and so on.

[mattifikation]

Ah.

Because the first thing most grocery stores do is put in a giant tunnel to the nearest ammo warehouse. :loon:

[Dave Of The Dead]

Ah.

Because the first thing most grocery stores do is put in a giant tunnel to the nearest ammo warehouse. :loon:

If it's the best thin that can happen, sure, why not? Luckily my escape pod to Xqrdl VI has both a super market and ammo warehouse INSIDE of it.... its a big escape pod.

[mattifikation]

The best thing that could happen is it could be about 20 degrees cooler outside and there should be a tan, fit, beautiful, bright-eyed blond who magically tastes like honey in a certain area laying in my bed waiting for me to join her.

[slayer1222]

The best thing that could happen is it could be about 20 degrees cooler outside and there should be a tan, fit, beautiful, bright-eyed blond who magically tastes like honey in a certain area laying in my bed waiting for me to join her.



thats what we all want but i am sorry to inform you a women like that just doesant exist

[CAVU45]

thats what we all want but i am sorry to inform you a women like that just doesant exist

Says you. :-P

[Bob]

Honey is sticky.
I don't do sticky.

[mattifikation]

Well it should *feel* like it's supposed to. It should just *taste* like honey.

[hotlead]

We got honey all over the inside of our sleeping bags one time on a backpacking trip, it was uncomfortable after that. I recommend trying that outside your seeping bags.

[mattifikation]

I would imagine a sleeping bag full of honey would be a great way to get slaughtered by bugs. Or bears.

[Dave Of The Dead]

I would imagine a sleeping bag full of honey would be a great way to get slaughtered by bugs. Or bears.

Thats how Winny The Pooh came to commit his first murder.

[mattifikation]

I wonder if his head got stuck in the sleeping bag.

[zombieslayer11]

Ok kiddies gather around...grandpas got a story to tell.
well the best thing that could possibly happen is when zombies hit, you are inpervious and actually the bites make you stronger. then you meet chuck norris,mr.t,ving rhames and you all go kicking ass and taking names. all to come back home to meet spiderman and the incedible hulk for some brew.

meanwhile, strippers (well, the gender depends on your sexual orintation) dance around you offering body shots. then you all head back up stairs for some "zombie celb shooting" and you win...every single time.


finnaly you top it all off by riding a metal gear, distroying every single living or non living thing in your path...followed by a few bong hits :loon:

hows that for the best thing that could happen? :drinking:

[slayer1222]

Says you. :-P



you can dream and wish but no matter how much you do its not true

[zombienerd]

For me it would be living in a re-enforced shopping mall with everything I could ever need: movie theater with a huge selection of movies, restaurants galore with food that magically never runs out and cute young female cooks, a workout gym with a swimming pool and spa, a five star hotel inside the mall, with young cute girls as workers there, in-door go-karts that never run out of gas, a big store full of weapons and ammo, on top of the mall is a park with grass and trees that never wither and another swimming pool, about 30 more young beautiful girls, all non-lesbians, and of course, I am the only guy.

[CAVU45]

you can dream and wish but no matter how much you do its not true

So you've never poured honey over a tan, fit, beautiful, bright-eyed blond? Then you haven't lived! As the late Euell Gibbons would say, "Many parts are edible". There are also honey soaps and shampoos and isn't this about the best thing that could happen? :lol:

[slayer1222]

So you've never poured honey over a tan, fit, beautiful, bright-eyed blond? Then you haven't lived! As the late Euell Gibbons would say, "Many parts are edible". There are also honey soaps and shampoos and isn't this about the best thing that could happen? :lol:


lol:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[hotlead]

For me it would be living in a re-enforced shopping mall with everything I could ever need: movie theater with a huge selection of movies, restaurants galore with food that magically never runs out and cute young female cooks, a workout gym with a swimming pool and spa, a five star hotel inside the mall, with young cute girls as workers there, in-door go-karts that never run out of gas, a big store full of weapons and ammo, on top of the mall is a park with grass and trees that never wither and another swimming pool, about 30 more young beautiful girls, all non-lesbians, and of course, I am the only guy.

Having all those young chicks would be a lot of work, eventually they'd all cycle at the same time, and you'd have to teach each one of 'em how to get things done. They also get real catty, haven't you ever seen a reality show? Why don't you throw in a few clean, older hookers or something, they know how to get the job done when you just want to relax without too much effort, and can show the young girls the tricks of the trade.

This is the same problem I have with suicide bombers getting 72 virgins, too much work. How about 50 virgins, 10 MILFs, 10 clean hookers, and 2 old, fat, cooking grandmas. That's the life for me.

[CAVU45]

For me it would be living in a re-enforced shopping mall with everything I could ever need: movie theater with a huge selection of movies, restaurants galore with food that magically never runs out and cute young female cooks, a workout gym with a swimming pool and spa, a five star hotel inside the mall, with young cute girls as workers there, in-door go-karts that never run out of gas, a big store full of weapons and ammo, on top of the mall is a park with grass and trees that never wither and another swimming pool, about 30 more young beautiful girls, all non-lesbians, and of course, I am the only guy.

Quite the imagination. Only one problem. You forgot about electricity.

[kiltedninja]

Wind Turbines mate. That's all he needs.

[MallNinja]

I'd say excersise bike generators, otherwise all those young girls are gonna get fat with all that food.

[slayer1222]

I'd say excersise bike generators, otherwise all those young girls are gonna get fat with all that food.


exelent idea:clap::clap::clap:

[CAVU45]

Wind Turbines mate. That's all he needs.

*L* He'll need an entire wind turbine farm for what he wants to power. It takes alot of electricity to power the air pumps for all his blow up dolls.

[homelitexl]

they drop a nuke but i survive and mutate into a superdrunk.

[poke2000]

I wake up on board an alien ship, Then taken to another planet that decides that I go back with a fleet of warships to retake earth so that we can export sweet slabs of mango meat. For my reward they give a fully armed warship and a flying city filled with fertile young women. The power of the mango reaches out forever into the cosmos.:lol:

[Darkness]

".......is a Cure." :) :lol:

[zombienerd]

*L* He'll need an entire wind turbine farm for what he wants to power. It takes alot of electricity to power the air pumps for all his blow up dolls.

Not sure what is meant by the above. Ok, I am assuming I can't just say "unlimited supply of electricity forever" now. So here is what I'd do. The exercise bikes for generating electricity is gold. And this is very true: the girls would keep in shape and never get fat. I would also have solar power devices at the top of the mall. Not everything would be used at once and I would go to great lengths to conserve energy. These things may not power the whole mall but it can certainly power what might be needed at certain times. So I think this would work. And if there is such a thing as lunar power, I would set that up as well.

[mattifikation]

The exercise bikes wouldn't work. They don't suck power out of nowhere, they require the person running them to eat food and convert it into energy. And for that kind of power, they would have to eat A LOT of food. Ever seen Michael Phelps' diet?

[poke2000]

Finding water anywhere would be the easiest part because all you would have to do then is then constructing something like a hydrogen fuel energizer because if you have water then you can have air & power. Both the air & electricity would be a by-product. Its like the current technology behind modern day advanced nuclear submarines. The next problem would be building or buying a hydrogen fuel energizer because they're not cheap or easy to make.

[Dave Of The Dead]

Finding water anywhere would be the easiest part because all you would have to do then is then constructing something like a hydrogen fuel energizer because if you have water then you can have air & power. Both the air & electricity would be a by-product. Its like the current technology behind modern day advanced nuclear submarines. The next problem would be building or buying a hydrogen fuel energizer because they're not cheap or easy to make.

Good luck with that.

[mattifikation]

Not naming names or anything, but I think somebody's a blazing idiot. How do we attract so many?

[Dave Of The Dead]

Not naming names or anything, but I think somebody's a blazing idiot. How do we attract so many?

I think the sub-atomitizer that I built to supply this forum with knowledge and wisdom got shut down when the zedcommandian-fracktulizer blew its macroleviathan occulizer.

[Darkness]

"This topic has strayed, a lot, get it back on track guys, please." :naughty:

[kiltedninja]

How about the PTB doing what they're supposed to do in disaster situations? That would be pretty good.