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bandits1
08-18-2008, 02:14 AM
If you could choose any small-arms weapons you've seen in a movie/tv show or in any kind of comic book or sci-fi novel to fight hordes of infected, which one's would they be?
As my primary weapon, I would choose the M41A pulse rifle from the movie "Aliens". It fires 10mm explosive-tipped caseless ammo and the mag holds 99 rounds. Even if you fail to hit the head, it'll tear up the body pretty good, rendering it near-useless. Plus it has that 30mm grenade-launcher for really sticky situations.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/443/pulseon8.jpg
I haven't decided on a sidearm yet...I'll get back to that later.
As a melee-weapon, of couse I'd choose a lightsaber. Preferrably Darth Vader's or maybe Count Dooku's:
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1389/vaderlightsaberlreplicatf6.gif
...I realize that it's very likely that I may accidentally kill myself while trying to get the hang of swinging this thing around, but if I survive the training process, it'll make one hell of a close-combat weapon.
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 04:34 AM
Any weapon? Man this thread is gonna explode!
As for my main weapon of choice
The Redeemer from the Unreal series. It works as a highly powerful rocket launcher and has the capability to fire remote controlled nuclear warheads. Think about it. On top of som battlements of a fort in the mountains aiming the warhead ionto the sky, then guiding it to a highly infected city and...BOOOM!
My secondary weapon would have to be the Translocator also from the Unreal series. When the fight gets to close i can aim for safety and teleport there in an instant.
And as my Melee weapon i would have a vibro-knife which by using high frequencys along the blade(increasing friction) making it almost not even solid. This means it can cut through any surface. And you have less chance of cutting off one of your own limbs than with a lightsaber.
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 04:35 AM
oops i accidently hit the button twice. My bad sorry :doh:
Adam Sandler
08-18-2008, 05:17 AM
Well I would dip myself in that fluid mr Froztie from Batman did. And I would become an Ice man. So...
Projectile:
Icy cumshots.
Melee:
My 12 inch penis, I would slap the Zombies so hard that their skulls would shatter.
Well lets see. I do have a hard on for the Gears of War rifle. Despite the impracticalities of using a chain saw in combat. But if it works as well as it does in the game, then sign me up. Melee and ranged in one cool looking weapon.
http://www.xbox.com/NR/rdonlyres/71A0F56C-2037-41A7-B8C4-746BF90E5D07/0/gowguy.jpg
The ZF-1 from fifth element was shiny, and multi functional.
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/5003/zf16ki.jpg
Oh I could go on for days. Mostly I'd just be happy with the guns from any action movie that don't run out of ammo till the most inopportune moment when I'm fighting my archenemy.
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 06:29 AM
Well I would dip myself in that fluid mr Froztie from Batman did. And I would become an Ice man. So...
Projectile:
Icy cumshots.
Melee:
My 12 inch penis, I would slap the Zombies so hard that their skulls would shatter.
Wow now your getting hard ons from the undead:loon:
detpat
08-18-2008, 09:09 AM
phaser.............
Zombie_215
08-18-2008, 09:57 AM
Chicago Typewriter: Resident Evil 4
P.R.L. (Plaga Removal Laser) 412: Resident Evil 4
secretcog
08-18-2008, 10:47 AM
Fantasy weapons huh?
Ok, I once got all daring and went up the down escalator at my local mall. That's right people, I went UP! But before I got to the top, this group of really hot mammas (literally...they were milfs) all started licking their lips (because they had chocolate all over'em from the chocolate covered bannanas they were eating) and I couldn't stop watching them.
Then they saw me sawing them, and they all started laughing and pointing at me (it was like grade school all over again) and they started screaming at me, laughing, and saying really sexy things like: "Ewww your creepy," and "SECURITYYYYYYYY!"
So I got all startled from these women throwing themselves at me, errr...they were throwing something at me, and at the time, I was sure they were gonna start midget tossing each other into my arms, except none of'em were midgets. It woulda been a really hot milf toss.
So I started hopping up and down really excited like, with a big toothless grin (cuz I got some teeth knocked out a week prior by a really hot gilf) and I lost my balance and fell down the down excalator. Yup...I totally fell for them.
I think security thought my fame as a punk rock guitarist was too much for these women to bare cuz they grabbed me by the throat and dragged me to a cell were they tried to beat off the scent I was emiting that must have attracted the lusty horde of milfs.
They failed, and in the process injured me really bad. I was rushed to a nearby clinic were I met this scalpal. It was lying in the tray next to my bed. I'm not sure what was wrong with it. No broken edges, handle was fine. Maybe it had a stomach acke or something.
We started taliking. Ok, I was the only one talking, but it didn't get up and slice away from me so I guess it enjoyed our conversation, but couldn't talk because it must have gone speechless at how man-sexy I am (I seem to have that effect on inanitimate objects).
One thing led to another and we decided to head back to my place. We watched a ginsu knife info-mercial (which is like a chick flick for blades) and then I dimmed the lights, and pulled out my axe and started to serinade the blade. I scooted a little bit closer to it on the couch and it didn't move, so I'm sure it was into me. We drank, and drank, and drank, and drank. I think it was onto my game thinking I was trying to get it intoxicated so I could take advantage of it, so I drank it's drinks for it.
I flirted, it shined, I touched it, it...got touched, then I was all over it, and it was all over me. Ohhh ya boys, you know what I'm talkin bout! You know when like, a really hot chick scratches your back...yahhh baby. I got scratch marks alllllll over the place! Scalpal is a real wild one. But when I woke up I was covered in blood and my willy was gone! I freaked. The damn thing sliced it off Bobbit style!
I found it on a stick in the freezer. A total dicksycle. I'm not sure how scalpal got it there, but I took it with me to the clinic and they sewed it back on.
Sooo...to sum up my story...if your gonna get it on with a weapon, make d-mn sure they don't have any mental problems!
Dave Of The Dead
08-18-2008, 01:09 PM
No brainer. Vincent's gun
http://beyondcart.com/mid/9855682130/img1/7803.jpg
For melee, I would choose Drizzt O Durden's twin scimitars +4 :)
I would also choose Corban's gun from 5th Element with a multipass just in case
http://kimncris.com/images/props/DallasGun2.jpg
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 02:40 PM
I am going to add the Gravity Hammer from Halo 3 cause it would be awesome to see zeds flyin everywhere.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s31/Zarabarak/gravity-hammer-e3.jpg
Behemoth
08-18-2008, 03:02 PM
For my primary weapon i agree with bandits1.
My secondry/backup would be a smaller phased plasma gun like this.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/1/10/M95A1.jpg
mattifikation
08-18-2008, 03:05 PM
Iron Man's suit.
NickelobLight
08-18-2008, 05:14 PM
Lightsaber?
Mattifikation wins the thread though.
stark55
08-18-2008, 05:29 PM
ok so what powers would you want and how would you use them? you can use powers that exist or make your own.
(don't get lame like superman or some thing like that)
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 07:09 PM
Explosive-Kinetic anything I want to explode explodes :evil:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
DarthJoe8
08-18-2008, 08:47 PM
ok so what powers would you want and how would you use them? you can use powers that exist or make your own.
(don't get lame like superman or some thing like that)
Ya know, If the zombies have a magical origin then Superman would be toast.:think:
Besides kryptonite, magic is the other weakness of Supes. :loon:
Yuppers!! :drinking:
JakAttak
08-18-2008, 09:20 PM
Flak cannon from unreal side arm Hellboys Samaritan revolver melee weapon Hellboys right arm. ooh rah.
mattifikation
08-18-2008, 09:36 PM
Captain Planet's powers.
DarthJoe8
08-18-2008, 09:37 PM
Lightsaber?
Mattifikation wins the thread though.
What's wrong with a Light Saber? :x No, really? What's wrong with it? :lol:
Yeah I agree, Iron Mans suit would be hella cool, though I'd go with the LS if Iron Man's suit was unavailable. :think: That's just me though.
:drinking:
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 09:38 PM
Ya know, If the zombies have a magical origin then Superman would be toast.:think:
Besides kryptonite, magic is the other weakness of Supes. :loon:
Yuppers!! :drinking:
I wouldnt be a super hero Id just blow stuff up for the hell of it :)
beyerwrestler
08-18-2008, 09:44 PM
While talking about armor I think Id have to be wearing the Octo-Camo Suit from MGS4. You know for doing raids unseen and breaking down enemy militias barricades so they'll be overrun.
Adam Sandler
08-18-2008, 09:50 PM
I would use Zyclon B, you know that made up gas told in the stories of the holocaustmyth?
mattifikation
08-18-2008, 09:55 PM
Ya know, If the zombies have a magical origin then Superman would be toast.:think:
Besides kryptonite, magic is the other weakness of Supes. :loon:
Yuppers!! :drinking:
Don't forget, the light of a red sun almost instantly de-powers him. ;-)
mattifikation
08-18-2008, 09:57 PM
What would beat Iron Man's suit?
Iron Man's suit, with Doc Oc's arms.
DarthJoe8
08-18-2008, 09:58 PM
Don't forget, the light of a red sun almost instantly de-powers him. ;-)
Tru dat!:drinking:
Could you imagine Supes just flying supersonic crashing into Zack?:rock:
Panther7
08-18-2008, 10:01 PM
A Gren-azer. A lazer that explods on contact with solids and gases. I made it up a while ago.
bandits1
08-18-2008, 10:14 PM
I would use Zyclon B, you know that made up gas told in the stories of the holocaustmyth?
I bet you already have some stored up in the basement. Nothing better to murder large amounts of children with, huh?
Adam Sandler
08-18-2008, 10:20 PM
I bet you already have some stored up in the basement. Nothing better to murder large amounts of children with, huh?
They didn't gas the children. They threw them in the ovens alive, haha!
NickelobLight
08-18-2008, 10:46 PM
What's wrong with a Light Saber? :x No, really? What's wrong with it? :lol:
Yeah I agree, Iron Mans suit would be hella cool, though I'd go with the LS if Iron Man's suit was unavailable. :think: That's just me though.
:drinking:
Nothing. It was a suggestion. Why did someone else suggest it? ...ah. Very first post. :doh: My bad.
JakAttak
08-18-2008, 11:20 PM
as far as suits go MJOLNIR armor from HALO. It stands up to bullets why not to zombies.
JakAttak
08-18-2008, 11:23 PM
the Agents from crackdown I'll be throwin' busses at Zack and jumping over their heads.
mattifikation
08-19-2008, 12:09 AM
It doesn't fly, Iron Man could rip it in half, and it doesn't have weapons built into it. :-)
Remember, video game characters are created to be a challenge to play as. Super heroes are designed to kick butt and take names!
secretcog
08-19-2008, 12:09 AM
Ok...a light saber is probably the most effecient way to get the job done so long as there is a plentiful power source.
Zyclon-B was real so that doesn't count as a fantasy weapon, but that's some funny sh-t.
The guns from Halo, Fifth Element, etc. those are all awsome choices. Ammo is still a major issue.
But my choice is going to have to beeeeee...the weapon (a hand held version) that was on the flying saucers in the movie "War of the Worlds."
secretcog
08-19-2008, 12:35 AM
I'd want the power to control the zeds the way the tzar in David Wellingtons "Monster" series did. I turn'em all into lemmings!
diablo166
08-19-2008, 01:09 AM
Cerebral bore from turok 2seeds of evil , not only does it destroy the brain it emptys it out in a nice mess of gray matter (demonic laughter) add a couple m67s and youve got a party
beyerwrestler
08-19-2008, 01:20 AM
But my choice is going to have to beeeeee...the weapon (a hand held version) that was on the flying saucers in the movie "War of the Worlds."
Wouldnt that be like the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War? Except it doesnt need satellites overhead to be fired. Awesome! :rimshot:
Adam Sandler
08-19-2008, 01:54 AM
:rimshot:
That's a very weird smiley...
To be serious this time. I would take the gears of war bow and arrow.
Torque Bow, very quiet and eplodes on impact. So the Zombies will flock to the dead Zombie.
Dave Of The Dead
08-19-2008, 07:37 AM
Hmmmm... This is a hard one. I would either want to be Master Shake from ATHF who can make anything he throws explode, or I would want to have the powers of Kirby! Sucking up zeds and pooping them out, then floating up, up, up, and Bam! I just turned into a brick motha f***er!
JakAttak
08-19-2008, 10:46 AM
Cerebral bore from turok 2seeds of evil , not only does it destroy the brain it emptys it out in a nice mess of gray matter (demonic laughter) add a couple m67s and youve got a party
the cerebral bore = hells yea:evil:
Behemoth
08-19-2008, 01:36 PM
Got to be Jack Krauser's arm from resident evil 4. Here's a pic' for those who ain't gamers.
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/Krauser.jpg
Trumble0
08-19-2008, 01:47 PM
Anti-Gravity Gun from Half-life 2, you can turn any object around you into a projectile, or simply pull the other trigger and zap the shit out of stuff. :evil:
NickelobLight
08-19-2008, 04:05 PM
The Incredible Hulk on a leash.
JakAttak
08-19-2008, 04:45 PM
sex and the city
JakAttak
08-19-2008, 04:51 PM
I played RE4 and that looked like two things in one ineffective and painful little wonder I killed him easily.
ghdeh1
08-19-2008, 06:53 PM
@ Jakattack that only kills the living :):):):)
Men in black grasshopper pistol
bandits1
08-19-2008, 07:01 PM
...I think you mean "Noisy Cricket". Doesn't seem to have a fast enough rate-of-fire.
stark55
08-19-2008, 07:08 PM
knights armor from Hellgate London. read the first book it goes through some of the cooler points of it. or maybe the suit from Crisis.
DarthJoe8
08-19-2008, 07:20 PM
knights armor from Hellgate London. read the first book it goes through some of the cooler points of it. or maybe the suit from Crisis.
I thought I was the only one who owned that book. :lol:
:think: Did they ever finish that story? I have issues 1 and 2.
:drinking:
JakAttak
08-19-2008, 08:27 PM
Crysis suit would kick ass
ghdeh1
08-19-2008, 09:05 PM
...I think you mean "Noisy Cricket". Doesn't seem to have a fast enough rate-of-fire.
well it has enough power to blow down a door and anything behind it but your right it does take to long to charge up.
GunSlingerInferno
08-20-2008, 02:03 AM
Orbital Microwave projector. May not even be fantasy for long...
bandits1
08-20-2008, 05:32 AM
well it has enough power to blow down a door and anything behind it but your right it does take to long to charge up.
It's not so much the charge-up time as it is the nasty recoil we saw in the original "Men In Black" when Agent J got flown back a good 20' each time he fired that thing.
Behemoth
08-20-2008, 05:33 AM
I played RE4 and that looked like two things in one ineffective and painful little wonder I killed him easily.
Yeah, but you were playing as leon, ada etc, not as a zombie, against zombies that arm would make you virtually invincible.
Oh by the way, if i was playing as jack rather than the ai, i would have beaten you easily no matter what character you were:)
Zombie_215
08-20-2008, 08:41 AM
The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
But seriously, I think Absorbing Man's powers would be awesome. Just touch a brick wall and I could reach out and smash the zeds and they can't do a thing to me.
Zombie_215
08-20-2008, 08:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stark55
knights armor from Hellgate London. read the first book it goes through some of the cooler points of it. or maybe the suit from Crisis.
I thought I was the only one who owned that book.
Did they ever finish that story? I have issues 1 and 2.
I have the first book, I am waiting for payday so I can get the 2nd book.
mattdettorre123
08-20-2008, 11:09 AM
Wow now your getting hard ons from the undead:loon:
YOU LIKE STARTREK TOO!!!! shit I would take the type 3 phaser rifle or a disruptor rifle.
Definitely the light saber
Panther7
08-20-2008, 08:44 PM
You are all wrong, The Gra-nzer is the best. It is a lazer that creates a explosion on contact with a liquid or solid object. (although i have to admit the iron man suit is preatty awsome)
JakAttak
08-21-2008, 04:35 PM
sounds like a Spartan laser from HALO 3
JakAttak
08-21-2008, 04:41 PM
Yeah, but you were playing as leon, ada etc, not as a zombie, against zombies that arm would make you virtually invincible.
Oh by the way, if i was playing as jack rather than the ai, i would have beaten you easily no matter what character you were:)
screw you I'd beat your ass if there was multiplayer (think about it capcom)
as for Absorby man why touch a Z and become invincible?
mattifikation
08-21-2008, 04:55 PM
Jean Gray, when she became Pheonix.
'Nuff said.
Panther7
08-21-2008, 08:16 PM
The spartan lazer dosent explode on contact. and it's not really a fine lazer. it's more like a overpowered energy blast.so it's differnt
stark55
08-22-2008, 05:47 AM
1+ for that my friend.
The ability to conjure beer. :drinking:
DarthJoe8
08-22-2008, 07:56 AM
The ability to conjure beer. :drinking:
I am soooo there. :drinking:
DarthJoe8
08-22-2008, 07:57 AM
As far as super powers, can i remind everyone what happened in Marvel Zombies.:scare:
Not good, not good at all.:drinking:
bandits1
08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
The ability to conjure beer. :drinking:
If we were in the same survival-group, my super-power would then be the ability to instantly cure hangovers.
Panther7
08-22-2008, 04:09 PM
pyrokiniseis, no doubt
jagus12
08-22-2008, 09:26 PM
The perfect power is the S.B.T.I.C.L!!!!!!!!!! (Super badass telepatic infinite chainsaw launcher)
Is there any kind of more satisfacting way of killing a zed than impaling it to a wall with a chainsaw? I dont think so :)
jagus12
08-22-2008, 09:40 PM
Ill go with Athena's Blades (God of War 2) and The Rebellion (Devil May Cry 3)
Athena's Blades for long/mid range and The Rebellion for short range, a nasty combination :)
Panther7
08-23-2008, 06:33 AM
The perfect power is the S.B.T.I.C.L!!!!!!!!!! (Super badass telepatic infinite chainsaw launcher)
Is there any kind of more satisfacting way of killing a zed than impaling it to a wall with a chainsaw? I dont think so :)
yhea, turning it into a massive fireball from the inside out in under 2 seconds (fire is your freind:clap:)
Tripoli
08-23-2008, 10:50 AM
ok so what powers would you want and how would you use them? you can use powers that exist or make your own.
(don't get lame like superman or some thing like that)
I already have super powers and I use them for :evil:
jagus12
08-23-2008, 08:06 PM
yhea, turning it into a massive fireball from the inside out in under 2 seconds (fire is your freind:clap:)
Dunno, I mean, imagine all the blood splattering of a chainsaw, and the noise it would do when it crashes on a wall with the zack!:evil:
We would have to see it with our own eyes to check wich is best, until that happens I would stick to the S.B.T.I.C.L :)
beyerwrestler
08-23-2008, 11:34 PM
I want to be like that guy in the skittles commercial. Anything I touch turns into skittles:lol:
csmasterrave
08-23-2008, 11:50 PM
Since you are talking video games then i will take dante's guns "Ebony & Ivony"
This two gun have infinite ammo
beyerwrestler
08-24-2008, 12:02 AM
The spartan lazer dosent explode on contact. and it's not really a fine lazer. it's more like a overpowered energy blast.so it's differnt
I know but the concusion of the impact would kill a bunch of zeds and the main beam would disintagrate any touched.
ERiKDude
08-24-2008, 02:49 AM
Hadoukens....
NickelobLight
08-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Predator shoulder laser cannon-thingy?
Those ray guns from Mars Attacks?
Indiana Jones' whip & six-shooter. I mean, for God's sake...he took on the Third Reich with those two things, right? Of course I suppose I'd have to have the hat...
NickelobLight
08-24-2008, 04:27 AM
And shoot. While I'm at it, why not have an AT-AT? Oh yeah. Small arms. Okay, the little two-legged walker things from Star Wars instead. :evil:
ooo I got another good power. I want to spawn a strip club.
Panther7
08-24-2008, 09:23 AM
acctully when you think about it zombies wont have a lot of blood left and they wont need it
ERiKDude
08-26-2008, 01:11 AM
Hellfire boltcaster from Deus Ex: Invisible War....burns the body right after and saves me some work....plus it's bloody awesome
JakAttak
08-26-2008, 07:39 AM
for melee the heavenly sword from heavenly sword I just have to keep killing.
and I have no problem with that:evil:
Trumble0
08-26-2008, 09:44 AM
And shoot. While I'm at it, why not have an AT-AT? Oh yeah. Small arms. Okay, the little two-legged walker things from Star Wars instead. :evil:
Hahaha, An AT-ST would be bad ass, but you'd have to watch out for Pesky Ewok and Chewbacca offensives on the roof, and if the zombies set up rolling log traps. :lol:
NickelobLight
08-26-2008, 09:56 AM
Hahaha, An AT-ST would be bad ass, but you'd have to watch out for Pesky Ewok and Chewbacca offensives on the roof, and if the zombies set up rolling log traps. :lol:
Zombie Chewbaccas and Ewoks? No, I know that's not what you were saying, but the thought is either really funny or really disturbing.
I should just go back to bed.
Trumble0
08-26-2008, 09:56 AM
One of the Mechs from Shogun-Mobile Armor Division. Vehicle mode and a kick ass mechwarrior mode with tons of weapons.
JakAttak
08-26-2008, 02:24 PM
A personal Transformer
Panther7
08-28-2008, 09:14 PM
I got the best one yet, even better than the granazer. An 8 feet pole with an anti matter genarator at the end. when you press a button it starts up and a force feild goes around it that only stops air, so when you swing it, or even tap it on a zed they will implode :clap:. Thank god for long car rides or i would have never thought of this!
zephyr
08-29-2008, 03:30 AM
the Dark Energy Field Manipulator (super gravity gun) from HL2. With tweaked settings such as physcannon_maxmass 550 and physcannon_maxforce 255000. In game, these tweaked settings allow me ot pick up heavier objects than intended, and throw them with far greater force than programmed, sometimes producing funny results. The super gravity gun allows me to puck up anything I want, including people, and I can then either drop them or throw them.
It never runs out of ammo, since I can use anything in my environment as ammo (including people). And I can pick up anything I want, by setting maxmass to 1500 (although that usually crashes the game). Imagine wiping out hordes of zombies with zombies as ammo. My favorite is to use a car and blast it downrange, it skids for about 150 yards and smashes everything out of my way. The gravity gun can also be used to pick up heavy or hazardous items or build barriers out of very heavy objects normal people can't build.
Other weapons I want are from SMOD tactical, a HL2 mod. The strider cannon fires balls of energy (not particular effective, but infinite ammo) and a beam of some sort that vaporizes anything I aim at. Infinite ammo for both forms of fire, but the beam of some sort takes some time to charge.
The laser rifle is the other weapon- primary shoots a green laser that destroys anything I shoot, secondary fire shoots a red laser that blows up anything I shoot. Also infinite ammo.
john154
08-29-2008, 08:30 PM
M-56 SMART GUN
The M56 fires 10x28mm caseless ammunition.The M56 has a capacity of 300 rounds. It is the squad support weapon of the USSMC from the movie ALIENS and its spin off computer games.
The name "Smart Gun" comes from the advanced firing computer which is integrated into the weapon. This computer is capable of various enhancements to the operation, the most obvious being that it can help the operator by locking onto moving targets and aiming the weapon. When a target has been acquired it is up to the operator to choose to fire. This function can be toggled on or off, as well as combined with other aspects of the weapon.
Since the weapon is heavy and has a large bulk due to the targeting computer, ammunition storage and the attached mechanics a special vest was developed to make the weapon more comfortable to handle.
http://avp.ugo.com/?cur=m56-smart-gun-aliens
ERiKDude
08-29-2008, 09:31 PM
What about the ZF-1?
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/5003/zf16ki.jpg
JakAttak
08-31-2008, 10:45 AM
Batman beyond suit. It can fly and has a camo function what more do you need?
NickelobLight
08-31-2008, 12:14 PM
Liu Kang walking in front of me.
He shoots fireballs people!
Darkshadow
08-31-2008, 03:51 PM
A shotgun from mass effect (unlimited ammo :)) and a lightsaber. i dont believe anyone who says that they wouldn't want a lightsaber for zombie-killing, it would be awesome.
jagus12
09-02-2008, 09:44 PM
I want to be like that guy in the skittles commercial. Anything I touch turns into skittles:lol:
Wouldnt the result of that be... Zombie skittles? :loon:
ERiKDude
09-03-2008, 12:03 AM
Wouldnt the result of that be... Zombie skittles? :loon:
they will eat your face!........so be careful
JakAttak
09-03-2008, 06:48 AM
mmmmmmm zombie skittles
Trumble0
09-03-2008, 04:49 PM
Zombie Skittles... taste the rank-ness.
Yeah, I have to agree a lightsaber for a Close combat weapon is perfect with training. The lightsaber Cauterizes wounds and prevents alot of splash back... except for that time in the Cantina on Mos Eisley when the Walrus man bled when his arm was cut off... wtf was that? did Obi-wan have it on "stuck pig" setting?
mattifikation
09-03-2008, 05:39 PM
Maybe he cut him so fast the light saber was all the way through his arm before it had time to cauterize?
beyerwrestler
09-03-2008, 08:57 PM
Wouldnt the result of that be... Zombie skittles? :loon:
LOL I hope not. But hey if the guy on TV can turn phones, desks, people, ANYTHING into skittles and the change is like not even half a second, I think id be ok. Plus I can turn all my ammo into skittles! Or if any of you guys make me mad during the ZPAW Ill touch your barricade:evil:.
But seriously Skittles+zombies=LOTSA F***IN SKITTLES!
jagus12
09-05-2008, 02:17 PM
LOL I hope not. But hey if the guy on TV can turn phones, desks, people, ANYTHING into skittles and the change is like not even half a second, I think id be ok. Plus I can turn all my ammo into skittles! Or if any of you guys make me mad during the ZPAW Ill touch your barricade:evil:.
But seriously Skittles+zombies=LOTSA F***IN SKITTLES!
Man... That weapon would be able to turn ANYTHING into skittles? zombie skittles? chainsaw skittles? crowbar skittles? guns and bullets made of skittles?
SKITTLE KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!
woody101
09-13-2008, 10:18 AM
main firearm:
a robocop gun
emergency firearm:
one of those laser guns that never run out of bullets from startwars.
melle weapon:
inspector gadget's hat
:evil:
JakAttak
09-15-2008, 12:51 AM
odd job from 007 with infinite hats.
Trumble0
09-19-2008, 02:37 PM
main firearm:
a robocop gun
emergency firearm:
one of those laser guns that never run out of bullets from startwars.
melle weapon:
inspector gadget's hat
:evil:
Robocop's gun is actually real lol... its a Beretta M93R just with some molded stuff over the outside to make it look futuristic
JakAttak
09-19-2008, 04:20 PM
oh and not loading it with blanks would be good too
bandits1
09-19-2008, 11:39 PM
Robocop's gun is actually real lol... its a Beretta M93R just with some molded stuff over the outside to make it look futuristic
And I think I read somewhere that it was modded to fire 7-round bursts instead of 3-round bursts.
Zombie Slayer
09-20-2008, 12:41 AM
Yeah, I'd go with a lightsaber for close quarters and the scarrab gun from halo 2.
BioWeapon
09-21-2008, 02:45 PM
Fantasy?
Level 20 Nova from Diablo II,
oh and like 200 energy points (for something liek 400 mana), level 20 warmth, heck, level 20 everything that has synergies with nova
homelitexl
10-16-2008, 11:27 AM
brand new homelite logging saw a remington twelve gauge sawnoff side by side a lemat revovler, a uzi, and a tommy gun in a 22. caliber with drum clip
Krazymouse
10-16-2008, 08:48 PM
Primary weapon
hammer of Dawn from Gears of WAr
secondary weapon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RvTJBdRuA&feature=related
Melee
http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg
IronJayBee
10-17-2008, 10:17 PM
If I could have any weapon i would either choose Barrett Wallaces Gun arm from FF7 or the Guren MK II from Code Geass
Z0mb1eSlay3r
10-17-2008, 10:46 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww yes, decimation
lets see......
all is can think of is the OMGMEGALASZRGUNOBOOMPVPBBQ Mock 5, oh well
OFFF! :doh:
Mock 6
killnburn
10-17-2008, 11:03 PM
while it might not be really a fantasy weapons, youre chances of finding one of these is close to impossible, the ULTIMAX 100MK4!!!! this weapons is CRAZY, it has 0 recoil its light for a lmg, it has a high rate of fire, its reliable and accurate up to 600meters, look at this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev2yJeeyn5A
imagine, you simply have to aim at head level, and unleash the fury!
brainbuster
11-17-2008, 02:57 AM
If you could choose any small-arms weapons you've seen in a movie/tv show or in any kind of comic book or sci-fi novel to fight hordes of infected, which one's would they be?
As my primary weapon, I would choose the M41A pulse rifle from the movie "Aliens". It fires 10mm explosive-tipped caseless ammo and the mag holds 99 rounds. Even if you fail to hit the head, it'll tear up the body pretty good, rendering it near-useless. Plus it has that 30mm grenade-launcher for really sticky situations.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/443/pulseon8.jpg
I haven't decided on a sidearm yet...I'll get back to that later.
As a melee-weapon, of couse I'd choose a lightsaber. Preferrably Darth Vader's or maybe Count Dooku's:
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1389/vaderlightsaberlreplicatf6.gif
...I realize that it's very likely that I may accidentally kill myself while trying to get the hang of swinging this thing around, but if I survive the training process, it'll make one hell of a close-combat weapon.
I would pick that gravity gun thing from halflife 2. dont got to worry about ammo just start launching cars. as for cqb it would be twin lightsabers
homelitexl
11-17-2008, 12:44 PM
still like the logging saw better.
If I can choose any fantasy weapon I choose a Death Star.
homelitexl
11-17-2008, 01:06 PM
i choose john holmes.
Way to kill a thread HomoliteXL
ninja steve
11-25-2008, 06:43 PM
Fatman from Fallout3. fires a mini nuke.:skull:
homelitexl
11-25-2008, 07:10 PM
i choose my moms meatloaf that gotta be abig threat.
Meatloaf and Fruitcake?
Sadly I like both...
50 cal
12-02-2008, 07:06 PM
The Flakcannon or ASMD Shockrifle from Unreal Tournament.
Lightsaber for up close and personal.
What is the most powerful mythological sword?
Darkness
12-02-2008, 07:49 PM
What is the most powerful mythological sword?
"In my opinion, that would be one of my fave toys of mythology, 'The Blade of Olympus', forged by Zeus himself. It was created to slay the 'Titan Giants'." :)
An ancient Scythian legend tells of the Sword of God. Those in possession of this sword are invincible and are destined to rule the world. That seems pretty sporty to me, the fact that it does not carry a curse is a big plus.
Cbump the zombie slayer
12-18-2008, 02:37 PM
i would use aa12 with explosive rounds that have 100 round drums plus i would take two hammers and mount them on grizzely
Creeping Death
12-18-2008, 02:38 PM
i would use aa12 with explosive rounds that have 100 round drums plus i would take two hammers and mount them on grizzely
The only fantasy weapon, is me. :lol:
Nameless1
12-22-2008, 01:35 AM
Powerfist or powersword and bolt pistol wouldn't go with a chainsword to much chance of getting hit by flying zombie fragments.
phatpete
12-26-2008, 05:26 PM
my superpower would be to be biteproof. a crowbar would be a pretty good weapon, you could also use it for opening doors and whatnot, id probably want some bolt cutters too. and of course a chicken sandwich and a coke, all this pillaging and zombie hunting would leave me quite famished
Cbump the zombie slayer
01-05-2009, 02:36 PM
I would get a ak 47 with incedary rounds and has a m203 grenade launcher on the end plus it has a 666 size clip
mrlaughingman
01-05-2009, 06:28 PM
ok im going to have to go mavel here. i would have to go with the character gauntlets weapon. Gauntlet's right hand is fused to a large, robotic gauntlet of alien origin, which is able to manifest a right hand made of pure energy that is larger, stronger, and more durable than his own. and on my left hand i would go with armorys weapon Armory possesses a multi-dimensional device that is able shift into an infinite number of weapons. Armory calls it the Tactigon, and says that it has a built in safety that lets her only get the weapons and power she needs to get the job done.
yeah beat that i can mess any number of zombies up with that.
mrlaughingman
01-08-2009, 06:41 PM
ha i win woot woot
mattifikation
01-08-2009, 07:50 PM
Can't a single Green Lantern ring do all of that?
mrlaughingman
01-08-2009, 09:30 PM
the green lantern ring needs recharged. not only that but the green lantern ring can not cause explosions on fire multiple different kinds of rounds. the green lantern ring can only fire the energy that it is made up of amorys weapon can become and weapon she wishes for so she can shoot rockets fire bullets or even shoot lasers if she wishes. so once the green lanterns rings run out of juice they are screwed armorys weapon and the gauntlets weapon dont run out of juice ever.
Comander Shaw
01-09-2009, 08:26 AM
Duel lightsabers all the way. Plus the force.
Ball Tripper
01-09-2009, 08:56 AM
What is the most powerful mythological sword?Anduriel! The Flame of the West! The Sword-that-was-Broken!
It can't really do anything, but it's power is greater than any weapon. With the sword of kings, you can command the armies of men!
Boomstick Buddy
01-09-2009, 09:30 AM
Frostmourne from the Warcraft universe... Why destroy the dead when you can command them?
EvilWeasel35
01-09-2009, 09:44 AM
I'd like the modified C90-CR rocket launcher (used by Nemesis in RE:Apocalypse) with a CR90-AM (M3) warhead fitted with a special casing used for high antipersonnel fragmentation. That would kick some serious zombie butt! :machgun2:
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:UggtAzujvLT5HM:http://usuarios.lycos.es/instalaza/a1.jpg
A light saber would be mega cool though as I love swords, but it has the bonus of not getting a blade caught in a skull. :)
Comander Shaw
01-09-2009, 10:04 AM
I'd like the modified C90-CR rocket launcher (used by Nemesis in RE:Apocalypse) with a CR90-AM (M3) warhead fitted with a special casing used for high antipersonnel fragmentation. That would kick some serious zombie butt! :machgun2:
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:UggtAzujvLT5HM:http://usuarios.lycos.es/instalaza/a1.jpg
A light saber would be mega cool though as I love swords, but it has the bonus of not getting a blade caught in a skull. :)
You can just stab a zombie and leave it in him.:axe:
EvilWeasel35
01-09-2009, 10:20 AM
You can just stab a zombie and leave it in him.:axe:
You'd run out of weapons very quickly in a melee if you did that!
The Devistator
01-09-2009, 10:28 AM
For me the only two weapons I would want is a 45calibur handgun and darth mauls light-saber just cause a double would be good for those very hairy situtations.
VideoJunkie
01-09-2009, 11:40 AM
The fantasy weapon I'd want would be "Bun-Bun" from John Ringo's Aldenata series. Nothing stands up to "Bun-Bun"!:evil: You HAVE all read the Aldenata series...RIGHT?
OMFG Bun Bun?
Talk about leveling a city in short order.
There would not be enough left of the Zombies to worry about.
+1,000,000 for Bun Bun!
Captain
08-24-2009, 02:54 PM
Optimus Prime :D
erikebbesen
08-24-2009, 03:16 PM
i want the powers of goku!
Sammo909
08-24-2009, 06:28 PM
Weapon-wise I'd like the Spectre weapons from Mass Effect, simply because the ammo is plentiful: a block of metal stuffed in the gun.
Armor-wise I'm tossing up between Mjolnir armor and Guyver. The problem with the Guyver is that although the increased abilities would be great I'm not sure on it's resistance to pathogens, it IS biological after all, if the virus could infect it and the person inside you'd end up with a Guyver-Zombie. That would be terrible. Awesome, but terrible.
And no I won't say Iron Man's suit because I get motion sickness, if I tried to fly I'd just throw up in the helmet.
Oh, and as my melee I'd take the Dragonslayer from Berserk, just for the epic. But I admit a lightsaber would be more practical.
Darkness
08-24-2009, 06:38 PM
Whats a goku?
"The Hero of Dragonball Z."
mattifikation
08-24-2009, 06:53 PM
I loved the cartoon. The movie was horrible.
ZombiePunisher
08-24-2009, 06:58 PM
I would choose the MegaMan Blaster as my primary (Dead Rising), and I would choose the Blades of Chaos as my secondary.
ZombiePunisher
08-24-2009, 07:03 PM
I loved the cartoon. The movie was horrible.
That is very, very true.:-(
erikebbesen
08-24-2009, 09:14 PM
I loved the cartoon. The movie was horrible.
i did even want to watch it after i saw the preview ;_;
synicalx
08-26-2009, 05:20 AM
I'd have to go for a set of speakers so loud, that I could simply surround my bunker/house/whatever and crank some hardstyle everytime a zed came near thus causing said zed to blow up.
Would also double as a wall
kiltedninja
08-27-2009, 12:26 AM
I'd want the Dragon Sword from Ninja Gaiden, as well as all the capabilities of Ryu. Or the Soul Calibur in Nunchaku format.
The One and Only
09-03-2009, 01:15 AM
The Spreader Gun from Contra. Unlimited ammo, and creates a fan of death in front of you when firing. Great for when the dead start gathering in front of you.
The Lawgiver from Judge Dread. Through voice command can change your ammo to virtually whatever you ask for. Standard rounds. Flare. Grenade, Double-Wammy.:evil: A favorite.
The gun from District 9. After conquering that little hang-up of only those with alien/Prawn DNA can use them , you have yourself one hellacool anti-zed weapon. One ray blast hits any zombie. They splatter.:skull: Only problem you might need to worry about is finding wash and wear clothes.
ZombieBruce
09-03-2009, 12:48 PM
the force would kick ass. imagine fligning zombie 300 feet in the air and then SPLAT:evil:
homelitexl
09-05-2009, 12:49 PM
my wang lol they would run in fear and i could use it like a tree branch:lol: kidding
i choose the mirv.
BoomHeadShot
09-15-2009, 12:07 PM
If we were talking powers, I would have to pick the powers that the T-1000 from t2. Wouldnt really have to worry about zombies anyways.
For Weapons I would Have to pick the Hattori Hanzo Sword (from Kill Bill) Then The Law Maker as stated above.
homelitexl
09-15-2009, 09:16 PM
the mirv nuff said
well for starters, nemisissis (RE2) arm mounted railgun and as a side srm ill go for vincets (ffVII)3 barrelled pistol
homelitexl
10-09-2009, 02:22 PM
mirv licolns repeater vengenace and ashes homelitexl and boom stick
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