Alien abduction!

[Lazerbeak]

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Something to add to the zombie fighting arsenal. I'd hate to be in my safehouse, get pulled out my window by a beam of light, probed, and then dumped in a zombie filled park.

[ZombieGrrL]

I will have my tinfoil hat ready with my supplies!!!!!

[Dagnammit]

Apparently this is all one needs to foil the dastardly extraterrestrials' fiendish plans:

Required Skills

Dexterity, use of scissors, adept at cutting and shaping paper and plastic sheets.

Tools

Felt tipped Highlighter

Felt tipped pen or grease pencil

Scissors

Sharp knife

Yardstick and 18" ruler

Paper pattern which you will make

Back side of dinner plate or other smooth surface such as a large piece of plastic or varnished wood that you can adhere strips of tape to. Cut many strips of tape and stick them on the surface, then remove them to tape Velostat to the hat as you make the thought screen.

These beings of incredible intelligence might have travelled six hundred million light years to get here, bringing with them technology immeasurably superior to our own.... but it's okay because you can scupper their plans for world domination with some Sellotape, a teapot and a piece of string. :lol: