Your #1 "WHAT WOULD SUCK" scenerio

[fester_hicks]

Come on folks..what would it be?

MINE.

Living in Kansas, tornado comes through and trashes my fortress and sends Zeds flying into it, leveling the place and forcing me to go on the run.

TORNADOS...

blarg....

[Behemoth]

The outbreak happens when i'm at work, i fight through the chaos to get to my house & supplies, only to find my house has been smashed in & set on fire. My safe may protect my firearms but it means i'm short of ammo & food/water.

[Shadowalker191]

Cross alantic flight from London landing in Chicago only to find out something has happened in those 15 hours, ground zero being OHare where we just touched down.

[Spuzmanx]

Would be if i was on vacation somewhere, i would have no access to my weapons are to my family.... :-(

[Darkness]

Would be if i was on vacation somewhere, i would have no access to my weapons are to my family.... :-(

"We have a 'What If' Vacation Thread in here, just to let you know. We also have an 'Index of Threads and Discriptions' now." ;-)



"What would be bad? Hmmmmm......."

"Your car breaks down in the middle of the night, on the way home. So you fall asleep in the car, and wake up surrounded by Zombies."

[Augustus Desius]

Zombies figured out how to use fire. :(

[C J]

You have flu like symtoms then the front door comes off the hinges, zeds are in your hotel room in some foreign country where no one speaks a word of English. At this point, I think that I wouldn't have any fight in me I'm just not sure how I would go out.

[zombieuprising]

i agree with darkness having my car breakdown in a remote location like the desert or soemthing

[AN OLD SHOE]

having a broken leg when the outbreak starts...

[detpat]

being bitten and waking up as a zombie head sitting in an alley. all dressed out and no one to bite!:x

[zombieuprising]

being bitten and waking up as a zombie head sitting in an alley. all dressed out and no one to bite!:x

That WOULD suck!

[detpat]

through both ends

[Victor Clark]

I think the worst scenario is being chased by fast zombies in an extremely hot region (like Death Valley or the Sahara Desert) without any water. Even if I outrun the undead, I would still die of heatstroke from running so fast without adequite hydration.

[Shadowalker191]

Returning to your fortified encampment after a afternoon of scavanging supplies only to find your team/group/loved one's all turned into zed's, none with any signs of attack or struggle.

After finishing them off your inspecting the bodys and find no signs of physical bites, only small eraser sized bumps on areas of exposed skin.

As your sitting there wondering how this happened you feel something small crawling on your arm and a small sting, instinctively you smack at it, killing a tiny mosquito corpse in your hand and it suddenly comes to you that your screwed now.

[mattifikation]

Hmm. Worst thing that could happen....

Oh, I know!

If I found out that the hot girl at work was lying when she said I could have a date with her when the dead walk the earth...

[fester_hicks]

LMFAO...ok..this is the FUNNIEST ONE yet..


Hmm. Worst thing that could happen....

Oh, I know!

If I found out that the hot girl at work was lying when she said I could have a date with her when the dead walk the earth...

[detpat]

yup, that one would truly suck.

[Lian]

I'm naked, alone, besieged on top of a building, no ammo, no knife, I lost both my arms and my legs, I can't find the TV remote, It's snowing, my zippo is out of lighter fluid, and I'm out of rum.

[Headless Lynx]

To be stuck in a corner with nothing to defend myself with apart from my fists and surrounded by hundreds of starving zombies,:-( although I would do the heroic thing and go 'Come on you c**ts, i'll take you all on!' and just pio on all of them :scare: :zom1::zom3:

[IronJayBee]

I would say if i had a broken leg and zeds came flooding in my crib :cry:

[zombiekilling101]

I would say if i had a broken leg and zeds came flooding in my crib :cry:
your a baby?

bad joke I know. :doh::)

[Lazerbeak]

I'd be fairly put out if I was safe in my home and while undead roamed all about and I could see a fire sweeping through my neighborhood.... rooftop to rooftop.... slowly burning toward my home with no way to stop it and no way to escape it.

[skullwarrior]

killing zombies knowing everyone else is dead then realizing "im gonna die without being with a woman"

[UNDEAD FRED]

Being stuck down in a Day of the Dead type of shelter, with no way of going up top due to the large amount of zombies, and nothing to eat but spam, and lima beans to eat for the next ten years, Yep that would suck major ass.:lol:

[jim96sc2]

Anywhere where I am not in an area I know would pretty much mean I'd be dead.

[bandits1]

I agree with some of the other posters that being injured or ill when the sh*t hits the fan would suck the most.

[Zombreach]

Finding out too late (after being bitten) that the zombies are real, not just my imagination or a prank pulled on me by my friends/family. Which would mean...Never being able to try out all the cool weapons I've read about on the ATZ site. Never getting to meet up with other ATZ survivors at the agreed upon meeting site. Never getting to kick zombie butt.

I'd get to be a drooling, moaning, rotting piece of meat with arms outstretched doing the zombie shuffle. :x :lol:

[13hollowpoints]

Being stuck and hanging from a roof or ceiling, and the zombies can reach your legs from the knee down, and they just start chewing on you, but you can't drop or climb, and you just go into shock or bleed out before becoming a zombie who's stuck hanging from a roof or ceiling.

[jagus12]

Going on a killing spree, saving a shitload of hot chicks in a hotel or something, do an heroic pose for a moment, but then they kick you in the nuts and steal all your equipment :doh:

[jagus12]

Being stuck and hanging from a roof or ceiling, and the zombies can reach your legs from the knee down, and they just start chewing on you, but you can't drop or climb, and you just go into shock or bleed out before becoming a zombie who's stuck hanging from a roof or ceiling.
Andwhen you are zombie the survivors will past at your side and laugh at you :lol:

[jagus12]

Being stuck and hanging from a roof or ceiling, and the zombies can reach your legs from the knee down, and they just start chewing on you, but you can't drop or climb, and you just go into shock or bleed out before becoming a zombie who's stuck hanging from a roof or ceiling.
And when you are zombie the survivors will pass at your side and laugh at you :lol::lol::lol:

[retro zombie killer]

My kid turning into a zombie.:-( I'd play Russian Roulet if that happened. But first I'd take care of my lil' Zeddy Tot.

[Commander Ambrose]

Going to take out every zombie with a sonic gun that blow them to pieces then starting to shoot and figuring out that the gun is out of ammo-there was none!

[wolffy4]

30 zombies are about to break in my house i have a rocket launcher i assembeld and a rocke loaded the zombies break in and come at me and i pull the trigger then realise i forgot to put the trigger on :x

[DemonChild]

accidentally knicking yourself with yer stabbin' knives.

[Cenobite]

You break your leg/legs a week before a major outbreak.

[DemonChild]

Waking up as one of the many effected by the outbreak, and never getting a chace to use your cool gear and amazing strategy. :cry:

[Z0mb1eSlay3r]

Zeds that could use guns, bruitally tortue you before killing you, and seeping oil into every city that was infected and than flaming it so no one knew what happened

[DemonChild]

Zeds that could use guns, bruitally tortue you before killing you, and seeping oil into every city that was infected and than flaming it so no one knew what happened

....Did you just watch 30 days of night?

[JakAttak]

watching flaming Z's devour you're loved ones then hideously scar you but not kill or reanimate you and becoming through the zombie bites immune to time and all things that can kill mortals but still age and decay and be on fire forever but it never goes out and never consumes you

[Krazymouse]

Sneaking past a mob of 800 zombies. and then...


THRING THRING...

Your cell phone is ringing...



I'd probably say F*** you! You **** ***** *** like ******* **** in a *** ********* Pineapple ******** **** BALONEY
to the guy who was calling me
Then shoot myself

[Lian]

That Flu shot you got yesterday was really the cause of the zombie virus and it mutates in less than a few hours and causes you to turn and you don't even know it before it's all over.

[Bob]

Flue Shot!
ZOMG!
Now I can't get one this year!

[homelitexl]

i'm cutting wood and a zombie jumps at me and instead of cutting him the chain on my saw breaks and takes my arm off and i have to beat him with the limb:poo:

[mattifikation]

I get bitten, but find out that because of some weird partial immunity only half of my body is zombified.

[Lian]

Which half. :drool:

[mattifikation]

The half that's responsible for the walking and the screwing.

[homelitexl]

your girlfiend is play suck the sausage but bites it off and you so into shok and become like blade.

[Bob]

How old are you hometextile?

[MacSupreMe]

A million Zeds outside, no food inside... in short starvation...

[VideoJunkie]

Going on a killing spree, saving a shitload of hot chicks in a hotel or something, do an heroic pose for a moment, but then they kick you in the nuts and steal all your equipment :doh:

That is SO my nightmare!!!

[VideoJunkie]

Fast moving zombies that start to remember and keep getting smarter. Watching from my compound as they regain the ability to avoid traps. Seeing them remember how to open gates and doors. Then finally seeing them using vehicles and weapons. That would just suck!!!



now, if I was less evolved and refined I might post something different. You know, if I was one of those sexist types who can't see an attractive woman without lascivious thoughts. Then I might post something like this..


Ultimate "What Would Suck"? You spend several days and use up a couple thousand rounds of ammo, plus a few hundred gallons of gas to pull off the ultimate rescue of a couple of young woman in some highrise. After risking life and limb in this rescue, you're finally successful! The incredibly hot and scantily clad young woman are very grateful....but they're lesbians! And they're VERY shy! :xAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! :x I CAN'T STAND IT!!!! :x



Lucky for all of us that I'm way to sensitive to post that sort of trash!!

[Bob]

Yes, Yes we are VJ.
Thats why you are lucky to have someone like me around.
It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Let the de-lesbianation begin...

[Lian]

Seems everyone is thinking with their Woo Woo's now.

[Darkness]

"What would suck?......."

"Getting stuck in a room, with a Testosterone driven Neanderthal, surrounded by Zombies, and having to kick his arse and feed him to the zombies, just for some peace of mind." :evil: :lol:

[Bob]

Hey! I resemble that remark.

I have a question though, just what is a woo woo?

[Darkness]

I have a question though, just what is a woo woo?

"If you don't know that, you're too young to be here." ;-) :lol:

[homelitexl]

to answer yor qestion im 16 bob and darkness is right your a freakon caveman the babes nuts scenario wouldn't work on me i've been kicked there so many times it nolonger hurts or feels at all so ha ur screwed there i aint:x

[Darkness]

to answer yor qestion im 16 bob and darkness is right your a freakon caveman the babes nuts scenario wouldn't work on me i've been kicked there so many times it nolonger hurts or feels at all so ha ur screwed there i aint:x

"Not nice to assume. Bob's is not the post I was pondering about when I wrote that." :evil:

[Bob]

hometextile
**snip** "your a freakon caveman" **snip**
Be cautious who you insult.
I can't believe you can't even spell cuss words.

Darkness knows that I am just kidding around.
If I was serious she would break out the trank gun.

As far as a "Woo Woo" I assumed Lian was referring to genitalia.
However there is also a drink called a Woo Woo.
Further, in the other context generally it is used to refer to female genitalia.
This means there is no way I could be thinking with "my" Woo Woo.
That is why I was looking for clarification, it was my intent to tease Lian but that moment has passed.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/woo_woo

Should I post a picture of the two types of genitalia for clarification purposes?

[Lian]

Hm...sorry the woo woo comment came from an old drunken adage of my dad. No Goo Goo on the Woo Woo, a comment on statutory rape in easy to remember terms for the drunken man.

It was an attempt to comment on how juvenile this thread had become.

[Bob]

Definatly no appology needed.
Sometimes my humor is biting and acidic and sometimes it it immature and sometimes it is spot on (no not G Spot you pervs). There is just no predicting what I might say, just ask Video Junkie he will tell you...

[homelitexl]

hey how about this your a parapalegic and as you sleep trhey naw off ur ankles:drool:

[Fierce_Track]

My lover gets infected and I must kill her. Enough said. :cry:

[secretcog]

Hats off to this thread (if I wore a hat). It's a doosey!

It doesn't matter where I am. A zombie outbreak will suck regardless of my location and/or circumstance. Here's my issue...do I want to be fortified, and ride the thing out, or would I rather be "in it" and fight my way to safety? I'm a dad so I want my lil ones to be safe, I just wanna lil action! How about this...

My sons, there mothers, and others are in a fortified town in the Northern Midwest. I'm in Chicago when an outbreak occurs. Society crumbles, and I'm alone. Zeds, rouges, left over authoritarians, and me. That would suck, but the long trip home would be epic!

[homelitexl]

good idea but hey why not run them over instead of fight

[Spot]

lol i love that.



What would suck is if a zombie attack happened and you were naked. Can you think of a worse condition to fight zeds, in the nude with no weapons?:doh:

[homelitexl]

i'd probably get my shlong bittten off bill in that scenario. no offense anybody

[survivor]

your friends and family let them selves become zombies and there is nothing you can do to stop it:cry:

[VideoJunkie]

How about this. You're on a scouting mission. You run into far more zombies than you expect, and lose the rest of your team to the zeds! These were friends and relatives of yours, and now they're zombie chow. You're cut off from your truck and have to make a run for it! You run and/or walk all night long, using up every bit of your ammo just to try to get back to your compound. The next day is worse. You struggle to stay ahead of the tireless dead. Your will to live versus their unnatural HUNGER! It takes you two miserable days, but you finally manage to get back home to your compound, with a couple of hundred zeds only minutes behind you! You're exhausted, dehydrated and so damn worn out that taking another step is just out of the question. But you've made it! You're home! As you yell through the gate for one of your friends to let you in, the only response is the all to familliar groaning of dozens of hungry flesh eaters....from INSIDE your compound!

Well, tell me that wouldn't suck! Today's lesson boys and girls is a simple one. Always...ALWAYS save the last round for yourself! There are worse things than death. For instance, have you seen the latest Indiana Jones :poo:fest...uh, I mean movie? Like I said, worse things than death!

[Bob]

Gee thanks a lot.
If I am getting turned into Z-Chow I will make sure I shoot you in the leg...

[homelitexl]

screw that i'll shoot him in the nut's he don't need kids if he runs and im gettin eatin.

[Bob]

Uhhh HogheadXL

I was being sarcastic and he knew it.
VJ would no more run out on me than I would on him.
If there was no saving him I would put one in the brain pan as I would expect no less.

I know what to expect from him and he from me which is the advantage of really knowing your teammates.

[Krazymouse]

I know what would suck... Dying

[homelitexl]

i know but i would rather do that than shoot a man in the knee at least then he owed me his life and had to save my ass.

[hippiedude785]

being surrounded by zeds with only a pistol......or without anything.....:scare:

[Cranberry]

Hmm. Worst situation...

I'll base this on a nightmare I had...

Ok, you're in a room where there are two doors (in my dream it was my living room/ dining room at my old house where I grew up), in the middle of the room is a wall which divides the room into two, so you can only see one door at a time. You are barracding the room with a friend or relative (It was my brother in the dream) and you both have to push your weight against the doors to keep them shut.

The zombies are weak and disorientated as individuals, but when they are all trying to get through at the same time they are strong. Your friend is out of sight, blocking the other door as you do the same and you hear a scream and a bang as the door is forced open, just around the corner.

Would you run to help your loved one?

Or wait for the zombies to find you, but still barracade the other door?

There's not much choice, but there were windows on two sides of the room which could be smashed through (it would draw attention of the zombies waddling towards your house...)

[homelitexl]

having to run through a zed infested city naked because your ex kicked you out when it was going down and took your clothes, also you ain't packing so any ladies that see you laugh at that, but you have a derringer pistol and 2 shots.

[EvilWeasel35]

This is the funniest thread I've found yet! :lol:

My worst case scenario would be...

I have been holed up for two weeks without food, I am very weak and slowly starving to death. I gather the last few reserves of energy that I can muster and creep out into the zombie-infested area. I am lucky to find a raided and burnt out shop which has a single can of baked beans lying on the floor. I grab the tin and stagger back to my hideout. I am estactically happy and know that this food could save my life. It is at that moment that I realise I don't have a can-opener or a knife...
:x:x

[homelitexl]

yeah funny or you wake up in a road dithc. with no pants and zeds all around.

[Bob]

Don't worry Sgt Weasel35, I will bring you a can opener and something better than beans.
Worst case scenario we can open it with my knife.


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1217/15596063401116081430036by6.jpg
Just kidding, although I don't think they put fillet mignon in a can...

[EvilWeasel35]

Just kidding, although I don't think they put fillet mignon in a can...

Fillet Mignon? I shall expect caviar at the very least!:lol:
If you're gonna raid somewhere and get it free, then may as well go for the quality stuff! Like Champagne...:drinking::lol:

[Bob]

How about http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3720/gftr27592twe0.jpg

[EvilWeasel35]

Bob, I don't think it liked your picture cos I can't see it!

[Bob]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3720/gftr27592twe0.jpg

[EvilWeasel35]

Awwww! How sweet! What happened to the ribs and snorting gunsmoke? ;o)

[Bob]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1701/porkribs1oi8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9153/shotgunlj1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I won't expect you to wear a dress that looks like that.

[EvilWeasel35]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1701/porkribs1oi8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9153/shotgunlj1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I won't expect you to wear a dress that looks like that.

That's more like it! :)
Actually, I rather like the Calamity Jane look...Whip-crack-away! :lol:
A skirt like that would stop the zack ankle-biters!

[Ash in Housewares]

Living in Cali, during an earthquake, the zeds attack.

cities are shut down, no electricity, no water, nothing.

you'd have to make your way out of california, with just a car and maybe something to defend yourself with.

that would be crappy. driving a car, tired, hungry and in danger.

[Bob]

Living in Cali

That alone would be enough horror for me...

[homelitexl]

yeah dude it would but the street gangs wold take out the first wave and kill eachother.

[DarthJoe8]

What would suck??? Being in a shootout and hearing....click.....click.....click..click..click ..:scare:

[homelitexl]

ha ha ha bout that time you get eaten.

[Bob]

Thats why I wouldn't use a revolver.

[DarthJoe8]

Thats why I wouldn't use a revolver.

How about the last casing being ejected? :lol:

:drinking:

[Bob]

For the sake of argument we will assume it is me we are talking about.
I would be carrying a CAR and a Glock 17.
The slide would lock back so no clicky clicky.

I someone else were using a firearm that the slide did not lock back after the last shot and it was double action then it would be possible with an automatic.

Also I suppose to concede part, it would be possible that I might be desperate enough to be using my Sig 220 it is double action so if by some Murphy Anti-Miracle it did not lock back it could go clicky clicky. But Sigs are known for their to Hell and back reliability.

[homelitexl]

i'd use autumn my browning 308. it a good gun accurate reliable.

[ryan112ryan]

What would suck? Right now sucks thats what. Busted ankle from running today. Im a total gimp

[DarthJoe8]

What would suck? Right now sucks thats what. Busted ankle from running today. Im a total gimp

What wound really, REALLY suck for you is the ZPAW starting tonight....:scare:


:drinking:Speedy recovery..:drinking:

[homelitexl]

yeah it would for me too, my saw is in pieces on my work bench fixing it.

[Bob]

Homelitexl

You mean you only have one chainsaw?
If thats the case your worst fear should be your saw breaking down while "handling" zeds.

[fraust]

You know what would suck?
You're surrounded by zombies, there's no way you can survive. You decide to take the easy way out.
You put the barrel of your gun to your temple and you pull the trigger.
Click.

[Bob]

fraust

Bite your typing finger boy.
I don't even want to think about that...

[Captain Necro]

Would be if i was on vacation somewhere, i would have no access to my weapons are to my family.... :-(

That is why i don't go on vacation......

[mattifikation]

You got it wrong a bit, Fraust.

You're surrounded by zombies, there's no way you can survive. You decide to take the easy way out.
You put the barrel of your gun to your temple and you pull the trigger.
Bang.

The bullet leaves you paralyzed but still alive, able to watch in horror as the zombies stumble towards you. Just then, you realize the first zombie that's now going to get you has an MP5 with a 100 round beta-C magazine still slung over it's shoulder.

[homelitexl]

Homelitexl

You mean you only have one chainsaw?
If thats the case your worst fear should be your saw breaking down while "handling" zeds.

no i have four but it is my favorite and i call it ol' reliable i am high performancing it.

[Bob]

Post a picture or a link to a video.
Lets see you cut something with it.

[homelitexl]

don't own a camera but as soon as i do get a video i'll postit here.

[Bob]

Use your phone to take a pic.

[Darkness]

"This has NOTHING to do with the Topic of this thread!" :naughty:

[Bob]

Ok
It would suck if you were waiting on HomerliteXL to send you a picture of how to hop up your chainsaw and got overrun while he was looking for a camera. :evil:

Sorry just could not resist, must be the lowered inhibitions from this evenings activity. :drinking:

[KrimsonKing]

If the zombies figured out how to wear helmets :zom2:

[kiltedninja]

We'd all be screwed then mate.

My #1 'SUPERSUCK' situation,

I'm at school(All my sharp things aren't with me)
They close us up in the school, don't let us leave the classrooms, and I'm stuck on the third floor, with an infected person in the room, making more infected people out of the other students.
I live several miles away from school, and there's nowhere I could get any reliable weapons nearby, that is, anywhere accessible.

[KrimsonKing]

In a school, as with just about everywhere else there are weapons of opportunity all around you.
Basically any thing hard, heavy, and handy. In your case at the school you got lots of weapons like stools, desks, fire extinguishers, table legs. Flag poles, pen and pencils for eye socket stabs, not to mention those big paper cutting blade and all the goodies in shop class and the weight room.

[homelitexl]

We'd all be screwed then mate.

My #1 'SUPERSUCK' situation,

I'm at school(All my sharp things aren't with me)
They close us up in the school, don't let us leave the classrooms, and I'm stuck on the third floor, with an infected person in the room, making more infected people out of the other students.
I live several miles away from school, and there's nowhere I could get any reliable weapons nearby, that is, anywhere accessible.

at my school it doesn't have a second floor and my car has a chainsaw in it just forty feet away.

[kiltedninja]

You have to read the whole post to understand why this scenario would suck.

[Krazymouse]

Broken Arm + zombie + stuck in a hospital = SUCKS

[tytanos14]

I Would Fight my Way to my house only to find Zombies All over my house and inside it i would end up being circled with only Nine bullets left and a broken Wrist.........

[Kemper]

Be stuck in a room with my wife and two girls (5 and 2) trying to get in...One way out.

[Ironzey]

On vacation in Jamaica with my wife and 2 kids (3 and just a few weeks).

I have no idea where stuff is and no idea how to get to it. I don't know how to drive a boat or ship or whatever.

Now that would suck. :scare:

[Kemper]

That would suck...they'd be screaming...what do we do Daddy...what do we do!

Excuse me while I go :puke:

[JJkotz]

it would prbably have to be...uhhh...oh, the outbreaking happening on my birthday, i would be pist. :cry: I would grab the cake serving knife and stab the zombies square in the head. :evil: I would grab a blow torch and set their rotting heads on fire. when I killed them all I would be so mad that I missed my whole birthday, that i would bang my head against a brick wall till my head split open!!! :x

[Nameless1]

A massive earthquake then an outbreak with me either at work or standing outside the rubble of my apartment. A real SOL moment would be to be trapped in the rubble of my apartment during an outbreak....

[Ball Tripper]

How about one that could really happen...

First day of the outbreak you kill a zombie that attacks you and get arrested for murder, then you starve to death in a holding cell after all the prison guards abandon their post/die/zombify.

[Cbump the zombie slayer]

Havin all of my forticfications destroyed by a freak earthquake then about 250 zombies just start attacking then all of my commrades desert me and my guns jam leaving me with a steak knife left to fight with

[Birdman44]

probably getting caught in an earthquake taking a shit. then after that whole mess is cleaned a zombie comes up behind me and bites me on the neck.. i would go berserk.:x

[Ball Tripper]

Ohhh that made me think what if a zombie attacked you while you were taking a shit? That would certainly suck. If you were like on the run on foot, taking a crap in the woods when you get jumped by a zombie! Try defending yourself with your pants around your ankles.

[Scud]

it would suck if the zombie holocaust started while i was drunk.

[Bob]

WHILE you were drunk?
You mean you are sober sometimes?

[EvilWeasel35]

Ohhh that made me think what if a zombie attacked you while you were taking a shit? That would certainly suck. If you were like on the run on foot, taking a crap in the woods when you get jumped by a zombie! Try defending yourself with your pants around your ankles.

LMAO! That vision will never leave me!:lol:

[the_velociraptor]

Here?

Earthquakes are a possibility. LA is in the danger zone (I don't live there, however), but I don't think my area's invulnerable.

Other bad thing would be Yellowstone Caldera exploding.

[DeathWalkingTerror]

Im sitting on my couch flipping through the channels on the tv when zombies assault me and tear off my arms and legs but are distracted when a looter comes and robs me blind leaving me to bleed to death while the only TV show on is (shutters) DATELINE!

[Redfields]

Mine, getting eaten by your own mother/family member OR getting killed by being fed to zeds via being betrayed by an unco-operative survivor/lunatic

[Redfields]

WHILE you were drunk?
You mean you are sober sometimes?

LOL, good call

[JimiVengeance]

ha...an outbreak right now. im from oklahoma and im visiting florida..so it would suck pretty bad...no friends no family no car no protetion...hmm...i suddenly feel the urge to go home!

[mrlaughingman]

ha...an outbreak right now. im from oklahoma and im visiting florida..so it would suck pretty bad...no friends no family no car no protetion...hmm...i suddenly feel the urge to go home!

oklahoma sucks.

ok so heres my worst case secnario. i go out to dinner with my wife and child. we see a riot of people begin to run down the street. as the people pass by they begin to fall on top of each other as if tackling each other. the glass on the door of the resturant shatters. a group of bloody people shamble in. the bloody indiviuals begine to attack resturant customers. i grab my family and flee to the rear exit through the kitchen. as we enter the allyway i look left to right and see one end of the alleyway has a brick wall and the other has a fence the tope of the fence has barbwire and the gate is locked with a chain and a large lock.

[kiltedninja]

I thought of another bad one.

I've just been arrested, am in the back of a patrol car, the officer has taken his AR-15(Our police have them in Portland) or shotgun, and here I am, stuck in a metal box with no weapons, essentially no hands, and in the middle of a road.

Another one.

On a date with my girlfriend(The only time I'm ever truly unarmed), in a busy restaurant where an infected individual has come into and starts surveying certain culinary delights(I made a funny)

And a third.

I land my stupid ass in the hospital again with another broken hand, concussion, or manage to cut myself open somehow.

I think that about covers my Zack outbreak situations that would be least ideal.

[bootsy]

it would suck if i was hammered (like i am now) and the out break happened i would just run at the zombies lauging and hugging them :):drinking:

[Redfields]

it would suck if i was hammered (like i am now) and the out break happened i would just run at the zombies lauging and hugging them :):drinking:

Least they will be as happy as you.

"MMM FREE FOOD!"

[bootsy]

Least they will be as happy as you.

"MMM FREE FOOD!"

yea good point at least ill die happy:):drinking:

[kiltedninja]

That would indeed suck. Nothing worse than being drunk when zombies are around. Though you might blend in, staggering about and all. That might get you shot by someone who's got a gun, and is out for zombies.

[Krazymouse]

When your creeping by a horde of zombies and suddenly.... your cellphone rings.

[Corpse Grinder]

Mine would be that when it finally does happen, I'll be too old and probably wheelchair bound and my hands will be gnarled by arthritis and useless to hold any weapons.

[kiltedninja]

I got a kick out of the cellphone one. Always keep your phone on vibrate mates.

If it happens while you're taking a nap. I think, seriously the worst time for it to happen is when you're hiking. Because if you're rolling back into town while everyone is munching on each other, then you can't go find your family or friends to make sure they're okay.

[ThechaosTheory]

Mine: Having the zombie situation happen around my home town with all my family and freinds.

I think the ideal survival situation for me would be FAR away from people I would have to look after and care about. If all I have to do is keep to myself I think I'd be much better off.

[Werfview]

Have to say, My What Would Suck scenario would be running into zombie babies. God that gives me nightmares. :scare:

[Nameless1]

Just thought of two more Would Suck scenario.

1. Your trying to fend of a bunch of zeds while your friend is getting a door open a car unlocked etc and your pulling the trigger and nothing happens. The gun is jammed it's your only weapon and the zeds are coming.

2. Your being chased by a large group of them and you try and kick in a door and wind up breaking your ankle in the processes.

Oh and you didn't get the door open...

[SelfDefined]

I'm in our school hall - and there are only two exits, both at one end.
(thats where we do tests)

Unfortunately I'm at the other end of the hall, and a flood of zombies start to shamble in. One by one, each person is bitten and infected. what the f*** could I do to escape? Nothing.

[Ball Tripper]

How bout this one? Zombies everywhere, but I've got the first floor of my home baracaded real nicely and tons of supplys. So I step out of my second floor window to sit on the roof of the porch with a rifle and thin the enemy's numbers a bit. Naturally the zombies start to gather below me, hungry for my sweet sweet flesh. But I don't care cause I'm taking my time shooting them and drinking beer. But suddenly the press of bodies below me snaps one of the wooden supports holding up the awning/roof thing over the poorch. The front end falls down, and I slide down the slope into their grasping arms and snapping teeth. That would suck. But since I thought about it now, I won't let it happen.

[mattifikation]

I see a zombie outside, so I run indoors to my gun safe. I open it up, only to find that ATZ has merged my arsenal with somebody elses.

:-x

[kiltedninja]

You live in the desert, zombies start shambling into your house, you run outside, only to realize that you left your shoes, weapons, and keys inside.

[Exmortis]

If a zombie is on top of you and you have the situation handled BUT some blood dripping from the corpse leaked into your mouth....

[fomyowen]

killing every SINGLE LAST ZED to find out youve BEEN BITTEN. thats the worst.

[mattifikation]

After spending about 6 hours on a hilltop sniping off a dozen or so fast-zeds in the town below, you remember there's no such thing as zombies...

[retro zombie killer]

After spending about 6 hours on a hilltop sniping off a dozen or so fast-zeds in the town below, you remember there's no such thing as zombies... That would suck on so many levels! A Lot of misery and grief from that action.

My that would suck is basically getting bitten or worse getting sick with something else and dying because of lack of medicine.

[kiltedninja]

That would suck on so many levels! A Lot of misery and grief from that action.

My that would suck is basically getting bitten or worse getting sick with something else and dying because of lack of medicine.

I have the flu right now, and it sucks really bad.

[jagus12]

When running from fast zombies, you accidentally hit your balls with something...
Thats gotta suck...

[Birdman44]

How about your running away from a horde of zombies with your most trusted friend, but then he trips you and you drop your gun and the zombies catch up before you can get back to your lovely firearm.

[Bob]

Hey!
Do you know VJ personally?

You must because that is just what he would do if I could run faster than he.

[Chaos Nightbringer]

You are in an alley with a pair of belt-fed .50 assault rifles, one in either hand. You crunch down on your cigar and smile, preparing to cut your way out of the thousands of undead before you. You pull both triggers.

Click.

You pull it again.
click. click-click.

The zombies are not a foot from you. You go for your last resort, you uber-sharp machete. And it isn't there. You forgot to put it on your belt when you left you home. You turn, prepared to run, and get shot in the head by your friend who fails to use the opportunity to escape using your dead body for bait and is also eaten.

:zom2:

[kiltedninja]

If you were to get hypothermia while there's an outbreak

[Birdman44]

Ha, no I don't know VJ personally:)

As for what would suck, going blind during zpaw...:scare:

[Scud]

the #1 worst thing would be if the zompocalypse started when i was just, hammered falling down drunk, like in shawn of the dead.

[NeoC]

In the frigging middle of making love. That would suck. I think zeds are especially attracted by such things :evil:

[kiltedninja]

That would suck hardcore man.

Though I thought of something really bad. So there's this flu going around in my city, it would suck if that flu were to turn out to be a zombie virus, because I got it. I wouldn't even get a chance to survive.

[Betterdayz]

I know people will debate this but what would suck for me mostly is Fast Zombies. Slow Zombies you atleast have a chance of getting away from the fast ones scare the crap out of me.

[homelitexl]

you have a point there

[Bob]

I HATE fast Zombies.
Fast Zombies are not real.
They are the product of the wiener smokers in hollywierd.

[homelitexl]

wiener smokers in hollywierd by that do you mean fags in san francisco's gay district, and did you hear there is a gay mafia now thats funny.

[Bob]

Gay Mafia?

[kiltedninja]

No, he means the gay people in Hollywood.

But yeah, Fast zombies would suck...if it could happen, because you know, there's been dozens of cases of zombies all over the world and all that.

[homelitexl]

there is a gay mafia im not jokin they exist .

[kiltedninja]

What do they do? Give you fashion tips to death? set your jeans on fire for not paying on time?

[mattifikation]

Q:How do you fit four gay mafia members on one bar stool?
A: Turn it upside down.

I'd hate to be hunted down by a gay mafia during a zombie outbreak. I bet they'd beat you with a bullwhip until you passed out from the pain. And when you woke up, you'd have an apple in your mouth and you'd be tied up and laying their waiting for some doggy style gay mafia butt love.

And when they were done having their Italian Pile-on with your bumbum, they'd throw you out to the zeds. :-/

[kiltedninja]

That was terrible. :x

I'm so glad I don't have any family in San Fransisco.

My number one "What would suck" Situation: Being in San Fran while there's an outbreak, and simultaneously being hunted by the Gay Mafia.

[Chaosculture]

Forget the Gay mafia, Gay Zombies! Scary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8

[homelitexl]

i already asked that gay zeds don't exist but bob got a point.

[Xombie11]

my #1 would suck senerio would be your in hospital having surgery and in the middle of the surgery a group of zeds burst in you wouldn't stand a chance

[Birdman44]

my #1 would suck senerio would be your in hospital having surgery and in the middle of the surgery a group of zeds burst in you wouldn't stand a chance

At least you'd be sedated so you'd not even wake. Unless it was some kind of new form of surgery in which the patient is kept awake and somehow the pain is relinquished. Now that would suck... Watching yourself get eaten alive and left to only imagine what the pain you would be going through.

[J Dub]

what would really suck imo, is having a zombie lined up and "click" no boom :-(

[homelitexl]

getting your nieghor mr johnson bit ooff by ne would suck.

[Emmy]

I also have to agree on fast zombies... not cool man!
But I think fighting my way thru a bunch of them to make it to my car (they swarm around it) only to realize its out of gas because I was too lazy to fill it up earlier.. yeah that would suck.

[Zombie opressor]

following max brooks zombie survival guide i am in a class 4 infection. After 20 years we send out 5 of our best scouts. They come back telling us millions of zombies walk the earth, 2 got infected, one is still with them, and one was rescued after being kidnapped by bandits who now know of our location. Then as i kill the infected one( only in hour 12 after bite) i hear the moans of zombies coming to our base. Then one of our scouts starts to have black bumps all over him. The bubonic plauge then starts to spread as zombies start attacking our defenses.

[Gemtech Oasis]

Well hell, zombiedome would suck. Outside of that I think Im ready for most circumstances. Food, water, guns ammunition first aid gear. Im ready.

[homelitexl]

yeah but u would just hide in the swamps.

[kiltedninja]

Man, he couldn't even find himself if he hid in the swamp, so he'd be safe.

[Bob]

We have a swamp called Hell Hole Swamp.
It did not get it's name because it is a pleasant place to be.

[kiltedninja]

There's this swamp up by Mt. Hood here, my best friend and I decided that we were gonna go camping up there... bad idea.

I'd be awfully pissed off if I got trapped there, because it's huge, and unpleasant.

[homelitexl]

a year or to ago i dated a cajun and i rather enjoyed the swamps nearby her house.

[kiltedninja]

Was it the swamps or what happened in the swamps?

[homelitexl]

both actually but i wont go into details

[kiltedninja]

Good. I don't like details.

So anyway, I thought of another situation:

I'm at my dad's deployment ceremony this saturday, we're on the way home after that, and we crash several miles from home, where the guns are.

[ZombieGore]

If everybody I love died...:cry:

[Nameless1]

Rushing home during a zombie outbreak to find your house/apartment has been burglarized. Guns, ammo, supplies gone.... That would suck.

[slayer1222]

you kill all of you loved ones thinking they are zombies but then relise its halloween and then a zday does start and you dont no about it all your stuff gets stolen and you kill millions of zombies tho and a zombie and bites and turns you into a zombie that gets gay raped every 5 mins by soldiers

[homelitexl]

trick question theres always a gun in my car, and i would take it and my beer and leave

[kiltedninja]

My important stuff is hidden, my machete, and my water bottle. I live a mile and a half from REI, a block away from Sportsman's, and there's a GI Joes(yes I know they're not calling it that anymore) across the street, which happens to have my favorite rifle there. So I could recover enough of my gear to survive.

I have my hiking backpack in my closet, but my other one is usually with me.

But yeah, It would suck if my American Flag coffee cup got stolen.

[Tomeh]

Being in school asleep on my desk when all of a sudden someone is shaking me awake fiercly pointing to the window with zombies crawling in and people being eaten.. why did he wake me up for this?

[homelitexl]

or having a pregnant girlfriend to take care of would suck if that happened

[Bob]

Homelite

Autumn is not knocked up is she?

[homelitexl]

no i was just thinking that would suck wouldnt it.

[Rican]

I think the suckest thing that could happen would be to be in a group with 4 of my other friends in a fortress with the doors minutes away from being knocked down by an army of zombies and only having 4 bullets left :skull:

[Bob]

Homelite yes it would.
A pregnant girlfriend could be a liability in the early stages of the ZPAW depending on how far along she was.
Women are tougher as a rule than men make them out to be though.
Otherwise our race would never have survived.

[kiltedninja]

A woman in the right mindstate is just as dangerous, if not more so than a man.

Okay, another thing that would suck, is if zombies attacked now, I'm so exhausted, that thinking hurts.

[homelitexl]

yeah that would

[Militaris]

A pregnant GF would suck even without a zombie apocalypse.


It would suck being in a fortified compound, thousands of zombies surrounding it and no chance of escape. Inside the food is running low, and the crops have failed.....

[kiltedninja]

That's why you keep a single bullet in your pocket, just for you.

I'd commit suicide if that was my last option. Better dead than Zed!

[Bob]

Oh you have no idea how bad a pregnant girlfriend sucks.
Stand by for life as you know it to change.
Some of us didn't learn with the first one either...

[NotoriousDIT]

A pregnant GF would suck even without a zombie apocalypse.

ok, I lol'd.

um... what would suck...

having to shoot my mother after she's bitten.

[homelitexl]

not really my mom is kinda naggy i wouldnt be to concenrned till i got hungry.

[Bob]

I started this reply intending to make a smart ass comment about you guys mothers but decided I did not want to scar you for life...

[thanos0341]

Surviving for 10yrs & then getting sniped by some redneck mistaking you for a zed!

[mattifikation]

You turn into a zombie, and you find out that you *aren't* a mindless beast... you're completely conscious of your actions but you are powerless to control your own body. And then you have to watch from a first person point of view as you callously devour your friends!

[kiltedninja]

That... would totally blow.

[mattifikation]

The only saving grace would be if you'd had the foresight to choose tasty friends.

[kiltedninja]

And they happened to be covered in BBQ sauce.:lol:

It would really suck if you found Angelina Jolie, only to discover that you're in a room with only one exit, and she's a zombie.

If you're a girl and reading this, the male equivalent to Angelina Jolie would suffice.

[mattifikation]

Angelina Jolie, huh?

Are we talking... rotting, skin falling off, covered in blood, missing a few digits zombie? Or a recently deceased, barely turning blue yet, still somewhat warm zombie?

[kiltedninja]

We're talking recently infected, maybe not even turned yet, but for whatever reason, you're in some room with her for several hours, and she changes in those hours. :)

Another one, I was thinking about this one last night; you're walking home from a party, on the count of the fact that you're too drunk to drive, and a huge horde of 30-40 zombies comes staggering down the street you're on, and it's a long road with no turns for miles.

[mattifikation]

Oh, infected but still alive Angelina Jolie? Yeah, I'd still do her. Just like I'd still do Jessica Alba even though she's got the herp. Just gotta remember to put a condiment on the wiener before I stick it between the buns...

[Bob]

Just make sure she is not about to change before cough cough...

[kiltedninja]

Wouldn't we all Matt.

Bob, that would ruin it all for me if I lived through it.

[homelitexl]

being in a place with no beer or ammo for my guns and my saw breaking down.

[kiltedninja]

Having zombies attack now. my foot is broken.

[mattifikation]

No, Having them attack if both your feet were broken... that would be worse.

You should totally rig up some kind of spring loaded stilt-device that doesn't put any of your weight on the broken part.

[kiltedninja]

Totally, I'll get on it. I can put weight on part of my foot, but I walk with a bit of a limp. give a bit and you'll barely notice it.

[homelitexl]

being passed out at a party when it happens

[Necrolegion]

Getting some "special attention" from my lady friend, when suddenly she turns and bites down. CHOMP!

[homelitexl]

having diarea or the runs or even anal leakage would suck if it happened.

[kiltedninja]

getting hit by a semi-truck, surviving, and then getting up to realize that the back is full of zombies, and it's open.

[homelitexl]

being mugged then geting stabed

[Necrolegion]

finally getting that promotion you have been waiting for for years, buying a new house, and getting back home to find your wife and newborn baby are being feasted upon by stenches

[kiltedninja]

That one takes the cake Necro.

I've got a date Friday, it would suck if the entire date went wonderfully, and after we leave the restaurant, our entire part of town has been set upon by a zombie plague.

[homelitexl]

goin to my new gf's house for dinner then having the zeds bust in while my shotgun is in my truck

[mattifikation]

Waking up from a nightmare to find out that zombies haven't risen up, and I still have to face real life. Every day. Forever. Until I die.

[Darius]

if zombie apocalypse started and i would be the first one to get bitten.

[Bob]

The ZPAW isn't the nightmare real life is.

Can you control and direct your dreams?
You know the ones where you are semi-aware.
I can to an extent but it has taken years to be able to do so.

[kiltedninja]

At least in the ZPAW you don't have to pay taxes.

[Necrolegion]

Yeah, do what you want where you want and when you want. i like the idea, but it probably won't be like how most people assume it would be.
nuclear meltdowns, no electricity, no clean running water.....


anyways, yeah it would suck being the first one bitten haha

[kiltedninja]

Yeah, in all reality, I think the military would react pretty fast to people eating eachother. But there wouldn't be enough of them to be everywhere. Even police in an average city have only 1 officer per 500 civilians.

I think that it would be really shitty if I break my other foot tomorrow, and an outbreak happens the next day.

[Necrolegion]

Well Kiltedninja, all you would have to do is break the persons closets to yours kneecap. even if your in a wheelchair, you could still out...wheel him i guess would be the right term....lol!

oh hey, now that would suck. getting your kneecap busted in by a cripple and succumbing to a zombie that was chasing you! hahaha :evil:

[mattifikation]

Hmm. Taxes. Worst case scenario: The zombie outbreak occurs. Civilization is destroyed. Decades later, mankind has finally managed to wipe out the zombie menace.

A knock on your door. You answer.

"My name is Agent Dunbast with the IRS. I'm here to talk to you about 35 years' worth of unpaid income tax..."

[kiltedninja]

Dunbast sounds suspiciously like dumbass.

I wouldn't do that to someone, I can still walk on my broken foot...well limp anyway, but if I had two broken feet I'd be screwed.

Balls.

[Necrolegion]

lol, how fast do you think you could limp when faced with a runner? :scare:

[kiltedninja]

Fast enough to get the hell out of there. I'm really good at ignoring pain, especially when the threat of death is chasing my ass down. Adrenalin is a great thing.

[Necrolegion]

Amen to that. Adrenaline is also good for lessening fear, in my experience

[mattifikation]

I surely wasn't making a backhanded accusation that the good men and women who serve our country with the IRS are dumbasses. I don't know why you think Dunbast sounds suspicious at all. It was an entirely made up name, not derived from simply changing an "m" to an "n" and an "s" to a "t."

[kiltedninja]

I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie, so I know how that feels. Adrenaline and Caffeine are my best friends.

Man Matt, you made a wonderful defence there.

[Bob]

The problem with living life as an adrenaline junkie is you tend to be broke up at my age. My back and major joints are a nightmare.
Oh the stories I could tell.

[mattifikation]

Heh. If that's true I'll live forever. My life is immeasurably boring.

[homelitexl]

im in the same boat as ou bob i got kicked out of prom and busted up the tendons in my right knee.