Your #1 "WHAT WOULD SUCK" scenerio

[Necrolegion]

im in the same boat as ou bob i got kicked out of prom and busted up the tendons in my right knee.

that does suck.

[homelitexl]

wow did you go to the viola prom i wanna know how you knew it sucked? and i wouldnt have to leave it if the principal hadnt kept trying to bum beer off me. running out of beer would suck.

[kiltedninja]

My back ought to be fine, since that's where I focus almost all of my workouts at the gym, my back, legs, and chest, Then again, I'm young and indestructible for time being.



My friend discovered a method of training your body to fight on adrenaline unlike anything else I've ever heard of. PM me about it if you wanna know about it.

Another scenario that would suck is if the zombie outbreak happened last night. I was running off of 90 minutes of sleep, four poptarts and about a quart of coffee for a 10 hour work shift.

[Bob]

Provigil for when the sleep tank is on empty.

[doctorsatan]

well mine would be my spotter and i, in a hide killin dead heads and my spotter crackin a chimy-chunga fart OI they suck...

[Necrolegion]

another sucky situation would be having to listen to moans for decades in a perfectly safe environment. i mean, no TV or radio, only zombie moans? that would be insane.

[ZombieJesus13]

Mine would be being kicked out of our fortress by my group. Then having to run through the washington forests in the rain uphill being chased by zombies with nothing but a pair of scissors:skull:

[kiltedninja]

Being drunk at a party has been covered hasn't it? How about being drunk, and getting thrown out of a party because you were having sex with the party host's girlfriend, so you're naked too. That and it's raining in the winter on a windy day.

[homelitexl]

ur cuzin forcin u 2 go 2 a kkK rally against ur will and everybody but u is a zed and all u got is a bb gun

[kiltedninja]

Man, you'd have something more than a bb gun at a KKK rally. *In a southern accent "Well boys, we're about ta kill us some of them zombies".

My southern accent is one of my better ones, along with my Russian and Scottish accents.

[BeyondxSilence]

You just got a date with the hottest chick you know. go into a diffrent room. come back, find a Zed on her and then she comes up and tries to bite you. After word you just go up and try to just take her money and run but, find out you've been surrounded for the past hour. :evil::evil:

[Reaper941]

Getting eaten would suck.. :roll:

[gama169]

Let's see, trapped in a small porter potty with zombies sourounding me, with no weapons, food, communication, or T.V! I mean come on, porter potties are only plastic waste dumps!

[mattifikation]

Yeah. There's always that one guy who just gets pulled through a window, and the zombies tear him limb from limb instead of biting him once and letting him turn. He's always got that look on his face like, "Gimmie back my intestines you braindead zombie!"

It would suck to be that guy.

[kiltedninja]

You're at work, doing your thing, and go back for a break, at which time, that really hot girl you work with comes in and says all the customers are eating eachother, at which time that creepy dude who's really into military stuff comes in to say the same thing.

You can only take one.

[mattifikation]

That hot bitch got me fired. **** her.

I'm taking the army dude.

[homelitexl]

being drunk nude and asLeep in the porter potty

[UNDEAD FRED]

Be stuck in a small one room survival shelter with DarthJoe with nothing but spam n lucky larger to live on, argueing about if 28 Days/Weeks later infected are zombies, or not.

[mattifikation]

That problem can be solved by one of you admitting that they aren't zombies. :lol:

[hotlead]

Mine would be being kicked out of our fortress by my group. Then having to run through the washington forests in the rain uphill being chased by zombies with nothing but a pair of scissors:skull:

That scenario is just silly, you know you shouldn't run with scissors.

[kiltedninja]

For civil war to happen again, and then for zombies to attack, cuz that means that you're on the look out for like...everyone.

[mattifikation]

If the zombie apocalypse and technological singularity occurred on the same day.... then you'd be fighting off zombies AND robots.

[homelitexl]

for a m9dget to kick me in the twig and giggle berries.

[mattifikation]

You say some strange things.

[kiltedninja]

It'd be worse if he headbutted you, or did a dropkick into your balls.

To get a vasectomy, and the next day, the zombie outbreak happens.

[mattifikation]

Actually, that would be great. No worrying about having to haul a useless baby around while zombies chase you.

[ZackWelder]

Alright, here's the WORST scenario I could come up with after 5 seconds of brainstorming.


Bob would have finished a pretty shitty day of work, had a bad meeting, Bob's got lots of stressful projects ahead. It's time to relax, so Bob heads to the local Spa/Sauna/Hot Spring. It's all indoors and there's an awful lot of people there today. There's nothing as calming as soaking in steaming hot water.

EXCEPT everyone around Bob starts turning into zombies! Bob is running around in his towel from room to room. There are dozens zombies between him and the locker room, where undoubtedly MORE zombies are waiting for him. He needs his clothes and his car keys to get out of there.

Unfortunately for Bob, this is a family-friendly Hot Spring facility, so very little to no implements around the place can be used as a weapon.

Bob tries to run but slips on the floor because it's wet. Bob hits his head and suddenly things become blurry. He struggles to get off the ground as the zombies surround him.

Is Bob screwed?

[Bob]

No way in hell Bob would be screwed!
I would not be in "one of those" places in the first place.
Bob might wind up dead or a Zombie but screwed?
No way.

For the mentally challenged out there "one of those" places is a polite way of saying an establishment that allowed gay/homo/fag/the pc word of the week, members in large enough numbers to matter.

[Redneck]

Thats why I stay away from california.

Zack, Bob would pull out the glock he had hiddin under his towel, and starts waxing zeds.

[zombabe]

LOL if this scenario were to happen I don't think Bob would be giving a shit about his towel enough to keep it with him. This should be put into a zombie comedy. I imagine the only place hed be relaxing is a manly man bar that all the old timers hang out at. :lol: jk btw.

[SWAT Zombie]

*dives for cover*

[Zombardment]

This would suck; being in an all kids and clown birthday party and they all are zombies.

[zombabe]

This would suck; being in an all kids and clown birthday party and they all are zombies.

Omg that would suck...and say it was at Chucky Cheeses...what a nightmare.

[mattifikation]

Chuuukyyyy Cheese's, where a kid can be undead!

[kiltedninja]

That brings new meaning to the term ankle biter.

[ZackWelder]

The Chucky Cheese would be my WORST nightmare.


No, seriously, for example, New Zealand has some brilliant natural Hot Spring facilities. Families go there and it's like a regular water park except without slippy slides. Going for a swim in a giant ass swimming pool of steaming hot water is the perfect way to end a busy work week. There are kids areas and various cool facilities, so it's not just for gay people!

It's hard to imagine for someone from the States since we don't really have that kind of thing.

*Considering the entry/ticket booth didn't pat me down for handguns, I suppose it would be possible for Bob to have slipped his glock into the place.

[avalon]

Not going to lie being in the shower when the zombies reached my house. No protection from bites and no access to weapons.

Just to be somewhere when the outbreak started though I'd hate to be in the middle of nowhere and by the time I got back home my loved ones were already infected.

[ZackWelder]

Being caught in the cinema during the middle of a movie would be dreadful. The exists are very limited and people would be panicking. It would be dark, disorienting, and moving about would be very difficult. There would be nothing available for use as a weapon, PLUS you wouldn't get to finish seeing the rest of the movie.

[kiltedninja]

Plus movie theater's are often in pretty densely populated areas.

I think breaking my knee, or having the zombie outbreak start while I'm at the gym. Sure I'm surrounded by a lot of martial artists, but I'm tired. Especially if it's Sunday, which is conditioning and MMA day.

[Hunk]

come home from school...its leveled, go to find my girlfriend...shes a zombie and i have to kill her with a 2 inch pocket knife...run away and get shot in the leg by a dumbass, limp away...get hit by a car, get up all bloodied...mistaken as a zombie and get a concussion from a kid with a bat, dazed and confused...fall in a sewer drain and break my good leg, i then have to choose between stayin there with my broken body or kill myself

[SWAT Zombie]

For a scenario that would suck during a ZPAW just watch the movie Colin.

[Napoleon Bonaparte]

When the "zombies" turn out to be fast, living infected, a la 28 Days Later/Left 4 Dead.

I want a challenge damnit!

[ShotGunGuy93]

About to get laid with a hot chick and she turns into a zed..

[DarthJoe8]

About to get laid with a hot chick and she turns into a zed.....do you stop??:lol::scare:

[zombieman3219]

for me would be me building a super awsome bunker compleatly zombie proof and taking one step back and relize i was outside:cry:

[kiltedninja]

They have these cool things called 'doors' mate.

To leave my fight that's happening next sunday and get mobbed by a big group of zombies. They say in Thailand that after a muay thai fight that not even the winner can walk. That's how hard I plan on fighting.

[ZackWelder]

Yikes. Good luck on the fight, and save some stamina for the infected waiting outside.

Okay, taking a dump in a port-a-potty would be tragic because you would realize the zombies are outside and that if you left, they'd catch you in an instant, so you're stuck INSIDE the port-a-potty and it badly needs to be emptied.

[Bob]

Wait until your Zed target is is range of your pocket pistol and then the trigger won't pull.

[homelitexl]

you are drunk off your ass at a party with your truck locked cant find the keys and your shotgun is on the dash

[Zell959]

It would suck if the national guard requisitioned all my weapons & supplies, then forced me to relocate to an overcrowded & unfortified evacuation center in a misguided attempt to keep me "safe"

[sk8rmichael]

being stuck at my high school when zombies start showin up but me and my freind codie we made a plan i always carry around a small lead pipe (its not much but be prepeared because i cant bring ny thing else to school realy) me and her would go find my lil bro go to my freind shads car which is rly fast lol :lol: or if he was dead or we couldnt make it there wed haul ass to my house but its like 5 miles away but yea it ud rly suck being stuck in a high school with like no wepons which will happen if it happens while im in school :S

[kiltedninja]

If I was at my school, I'd run home. It's only 3.5 miles, so I could make it in about a half an hour on a normal day. I go with the getting stuck in the movie theater idea. That would suck.

[ZackWelder]

Zell959 has a good idea goin on!

If I was at my school, I'd run home. It's only 3.5 miles, so I could make it in about a half an hour on a normal day. I go with the getting stuck in the movie theater idea. That would suck.


Crikey, mate! You are a running machine!

[homelitexl]

yeah i dont walk to school i drive and i live a block away

[kiltedninja]

Zell959 has a good idea goin on!



Crikey, mate! You are a running machine!

I'm training for the marines, I can do 3 miles in 21 minutes flat as of sunday. And I'm a thai boxer so my legs need to be strong anyway.

[CAVU45]

I'm training for the marines, I can do 3 miles in 21 minutes flat as of sunday. And I'm a thai boxer so my legs need to be strong anyway.

Sounds like your training to the PT test standard. Go further. Train at 4 or 5 miles and on an incline if you can. Training at 3 can bite you in the ass. Environmental conditions alone can throw you off your game and that would cause a fail on the run. But if you're conditioned for a longer run it proves those conditions prove to be less of a problem. The Army requires a 2 mile run, which I easily met the standard for running on my own. But the first test was on an unfamiliar track in different environmental conditions and I blew it. So I began running 3-4 miles instead and aced teh next PT test. Always train to exceed the standard.

[plague]

I have two worst case scenarios:
1) Being stuck at school during the outbreak. I go to a university about twenty minutes away from my house, and there are basically only three roads between here and there. If I got stuck there during the outbreak, I would be there for a while because the traffic would be terrible. To make it even worse, I don't think any of the campus police carry guns. So we would all be sitting ducks there. My only chance would be running to the bass pro shop that is less than a mile away from my school and getting my hands on a weapon.
2)My second worse case scenario would be a hurricane. My goal is to eventually make it to one of my aunts' ranches in either Kentucky or New Mexico, but until then, there are a few places here in Florida that I know I can hole up in for a while. The only problem with these places is that if a bad hurricane came, I don't know how well they would hold. Even if the actual building structures are sound, there are too many trees in the area for them to be safe during a hurricane. One of those big old oaks comes crashing down, and we are trapped.

[kiltedninja]

Sounds like your training to the PT test standard. Go further. Train at 4 or 5 miles and on an incline if you can. Training at 3 can bite you in the ass. Environmental conditions alone can throw you off your game and that would cause a fail on the run. But if you're conditioned for a longer run it proves those conditions prove to be less of a problem. The Army requires a 2 mile run, which I easily met the standard for running on my own. But the first test was on an unfamiliar track in different environmental conditions and I blew it. So I began running 3-4 miles instead and aced teh next PT test. Always train to exceed the standard.

I'm working on it. I train for it twice a week, one day I do the standard PT, and on the other I do like a 1.5 PT, 4 mile run, 150 crunches in 2 minutes and 30 pull-ups. I'm gonna kick up the run to 4.5 when I can get a perfect score on the standard PT.

[MaxVeers]

Nukes. Or chemical warfare that infected everything.

[kiltedninja]

That would blow.

I'm at school right now, and if we had a lockdown and then a zombie infection, I'd be screwed. I don't have anything sharp or pointy and I'm tired from Muay thai yesterday.

[Alive4Now]

Definately being in a bathroom in the mall taking a crap when you start to hear a news cast about the outbreak, and the infected is heading your way.....then you hear moans outside the bathroom!! Shit that would suck!

[homelitexl]

waking up hungover naked and in a cornfield when it happened

[Redneck]

Definately being in a bathroom in the mall taking a crap when you start to hear a news cast about the outbreak, and the infected is heading your way.....then you hear moans outside the bathroom!! Shit that would suck!

Rule #2: Beware of Bathrooms:
http://www.horror-movies.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/zombieland-bathroom.jpg

[ZackWelder]

I'm gonna have to disagree with a lot of people and say that a school would be a BRILLIANT place to be for zombie outbreak.

Not only can sections of schools be EASILY fortified, and therefore disconnected from all other sections of schools, but there tend to be almost ENDLESS supplies for creative minds to create survival equipment and weapons out of!!

In the physics wing? Make some flashbangs and smokebombs (IF you paid attention in class).

Near the gym? Grab the archery stuff, weights, and anything else!

Theatre? More than likely there will be stageprops strong enough to withstand a few whacks and chops until you get to a safer place.

Metal or wood shop? Need I say more!?

[Bob]

That zombie crawling under the toilet door would not be all that much of a threat.
Just shoot him once in the back of the head.
Oh wait, guns are not allowed in school, or government buildings and such.

How about that picture is from a Wal-Mart instead of a school.
Then you could just shoot him in the head finish your business and go. (don't panic and forget to wash up though)

[ZackWelder]

Then you could just shoot him in the head finish your business and go. (don't panic and forget to wash up though)


I hate getting trapped in a public restroom watching a dude finish leave a stall, not wash his hands and leave via the door that requires hand contact... and there are no paper towels in the room.


God bless Wal-mart and it's budget ammo sitting on the shelves.

[CAVU45]

I would hardly call a school building a BRILLIANT choice. The different departments are scattered in different wings of the school forcing either the fortification of the entire school or risk running into trouble when things are needed from an unfortified part. In most schools windows are far too numerous to be able tro effectively reenforce. The wood and metal shops would be fairly useless with no electricity to run the machines. The stage props may allow one a few precious moments to get away, but to where? This kind of contradicts the point that the school can be fortified. Not all schools allow archery equipment. All in all, maybe it's not such a brilliant choice?

[Lowrie Productions]

well mine would be the fact that i live in Scotland...unless you are a Glasgow city hardman or gangster then i dont see how if the dead did start to attack how i would get a hold of some firearms

damn living life straight and narrow:x lol

Dan, Yonkers Vet.

[homelitexl]

i geuuss we that live in a prode nation of pissed off rednecks can be proud that we all own multiple guns

[kiltedninja]

I would hardly call a school building a BRILLIANT choice. The different departments are scattered in different wings of the school forcing either the fortification of the entire school or risk running into trouble when things are needed from an unfortified part. In most schools windows are far too numerous to be able tro effectively reenforce. The wood and metal shops would be fairly useless with no electricity to run the machines. The stage props may allow one a few precious moments to get away, but to where? This kind of contradicts the point that the school can be fortified. Not all schools allow archery equipment. All in all, maybe it's not such a brilliant choice?

Our school's like a fortress. Steel doors that open outward, tempered glass windows(which are easier to break than I thought), tons of supplies to fortify in the shop, food, a lumberyard a block away. The three places I'd worry about most are the first floor hallway, the weight room, and the cafeteria.

[CAVU45]

Our school's like a fortress. Steel doors that open outward, tempered glass windows(which are easier to break than I thought), tons of supplies to fortify in the shop, food, a lumberyard a block away. The three places I'd worry about most are the first floor hallway, the weight room, and the cafeteria.

The problem as I see it is this; If there are two or ten or so zeds simple fortifications won't be a real problem and should hold up well. But what if there are 100, 200, 500, 1,000! About the only thing that would work then would be something like concrete and steel, heavy wood poles.....I wouldn't give any regular building much chance against those kinds of numbers. And those and even more would be highly possible in a heavily populated urban setting.

[Redneck]

i geuuss we that live in a prode nation of pissed off rednecks can be proud that we all own multiple guns

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Land of the (somewhat) free and home of the rednecks.:drinking:

[homelitexl]

hell yeah man

[ZackWelder]

damn living life straight and narrow lol


LOLOL.


What would be a crap scenario is having both arms/hands in casts from an unfortunate *SPORTING EVENT* accident right when the outbreak starts.

Worst part is when you need help to poop or pee, much less swing a bat or fire a gun.

[Bob]

I am not trying to be a smart azz, I am just not familiar with the expression.

What is a Glasgow city hardman?

[homelitexl]

about 20 bucks dependin on the hooker givin it to u

[kiltedninja]

I broke a knuckle once and my hand was in a cast. That really sucked.

Another thing that would suck is having a broken nose. Because when I broke mine last time it would bleed at random times.

[ZackWelder]

I broke a knuckle once and my hand was in a cast. That really sucked.


Wow, you must have had a real hospital. When I broke a knuckle, I went to one of those on-serious-budget-because-we're-flooded-with-mexican-illegals Hospitals, and I all got was a piece of f*cking tape wrapped around my fingers.

I don't have anything against mexicans! It's just that illegals piss me off for having f*cked California into the ground.

[kiltedninja]

They didn't move this far north until about 4.5 years ago. They're not bad most of 'em, just the stupid ones.

[SWAT Zombie]

But that kind of applies to legal citizens as well when you think about it.

[ZackWelder]

No, the illegals spit in the faces of legal immigrants, who worked hard, waited, paid, and went through all the paperwork and processes to obtain citizenship.

They're saying "f*ck you bizznatches! You did all that work and I just swam across a dirty creek and popped out a baby and now I get free money and you don't!"


Anyway, back to the thread topic:

Going skydiving for the first time and having your instructor turn into a zombie would SUCK SHIT.

[kiltedninja]

Dude, that would suck.

[mattifikation]

Being forced to literally suck shit would suck shit. And here's how it could happen:

"Hey, there's a bunch of ammo stockpiled at the bottom of that septic tank. We need you to syphon the tank out so we can get to it!"

Because people totally store their ammo in their crapper trappers.

[Mr. Grey]

Being forced to literally suck shit would suck shit. And here's how it could happen:

"Hey, there's a bunch of ammo stockpiled at the bottom of that septic tank. We need you to syphon the tank out so we can get to it!"

Because people totally store their ammo in their crapper trappers.

I would say that it would definitely suck shit! LOL:lol:

[Zombie Cerebral Cortex]

Seeing as how I was recently at Mardi Gras, I would say being in downtown Mobile, AL during Mardi Gras and having the outbreak start a couple of blocks away.
I am far from any supplies and dealing with a bunch of people going crazy. I'd never make it. I'd end up running into too many zombies.

[CAVU45]

Seeing as how I was recently at Mardi Gras, I would say being in downtown Mobile, AL during Mardi Gras and having the outbreak start a couple of blocks away.
I am far from any supplies and dealing with a bunch of people going crazy. I'd never make it. I'd end up running into too many zombies.

Yep. Being at Mardi Gras during a ZPAW would most definately suck big time.

[Mr. Grey]

Imagine being at huge concert full of people and an outbreak occurs. Your front row and you don't even have a knife.

[CAVU45]

L4D2 comes to mind. Guitar hero anyone!!!! *twang*

[Vorpal]

Imagine being at huge concert full of people and an outbreak occurs. Your front row and you don't even have a knife.

That's not so bad. Just go on stage and take the back exit the band uses. If the band is the infected, the best idea may be to duck and use the elevated stage as cover.

[Seyance]

What would Suck most is Running with all your power to get to the last chopper of the City Just to see it flying away in the distance, And you turn around To see A horde of zombies bursting throught the door and your trapped on top fo the building O.o

OMG that would suck:lol:
Seyance

[Alive4Now]

Lol, you got that off of one of the endings to Dead Rising! But yes, that would suck!

[kiltedninja]

I think broken bone or injury would be pretty high up there. In a SHTF situation any injury would pretty well slow you down.

[homelitexl]

having my wife and kid eaten in front of me and not being able to do a thing about it

[CAVU45]

I think broken bone or injury would be pretty high up there. In a SHTF situation any injury would pretty well slow you down.

Any injury could be life ending. Imagine scratching yourself on a rusty nail. The infection alone could kill without proper medical attention. That's why I'm an advocate of having a good group around. A loner stands a higher than average chance of being killed by something other than zed.

[Bob]

Cav

Exactly!
Before the advent of modern medicine people died of seemingly small injuries.
Hell without antibiotics an infected pimple or ingrown toe nail could kill you.

Think about having a bad case of the flue with no one to tend to you.
The flue used to decimate entire towns as recently as the western expansion of the US.

[CAVU45]

Even to day with our modern medical sophistication the flu still kills 1,000s each year. Imagine an abcessed tooth with no dentist ready to hand.

[Bob]

OMG NO!
If I had an abscess with no dentist I would be loading up on whatever analgesic I could find and going on suicide missions.
Anyone who has never had a tooth go hot cannot believe how bad it hurts.

[Zombreach]

OMG NO!
If I had an abscess with no dentist I would be loading up on whatever analgesic I could find and going on suicide missions.
Anyone who has never had a tooth go hot cannot believe how bad it hurts.

I'd pull the tooth for you Bob..no prob..:)

[homelitexl]

i think a hernia would suck

[Bob]

Why thank you Zombreach
I have an extraordinarily high pain threshold so when you grab it with pliers don't mess around just yank it out and get it over with.

[Zombreach]

Why thank you Zombreach
I have an extraordinarily high pain threshold so when you grab it with pliers don't mess around just yank it out and get it over with.

Pliers would just be the half of it BOB. First the tooth would have to be loosened using elevators--pushing the gum tissue away from the tooth and loosening the tooth from the bone..then the pliers. I hope you have a very high tolerence for pain. I've done it plenty of times on dogs and cats and it isn't pretty. :)

[Bob]

Wow you have experience, I feel much better about you doing it now.
A couple of years into the Z-PAW and you are going to be every ones hero.
Oh I know it won't be pleasant and the term "painless dentistry" predates me as our good friend Novacaine was invented in 1905 they used cocaine before that.
Neither of those is going to be available in the ZPAW so grab a big bottle of rot gut laced with plant juice from Bob and go see you...

If anyone is interested in dental painkillers read this.
http://www.doctorspiller.com/local_anesthetics.htm#Articaine

[NTP]

I don't know if anyone has posted these before but 2 things that would really suck would be:
1: An outbreak on halloween.
2: You have just taken the vaccine for swine flu and the day after you turn on the tv. The news reporter says most of the country's population have turned into zombies but only the ones who were vaccinated for the swine flu... :zom1:

[mattifikation]

Is swine flu even still a thing?

Do all the people who panicked feel stupid yet?

[homelitexl]

i think so matt i think they feel stupid ill tell you what would suck locking yourself inside a place then lookin behind and seein wall to wall zeds while u got to take a :poo: real bad with a hernia

[NTP]

Is swine flu even still a thing?
Hardly, i never got the vaccine, never cared either ^^

[CAVU45]

Pliers would just be the half of it BOB. First the tooth would have to be loosened using elevators--pushing the gum tissue away from the tooth and loosening the tooth from the bone..then the pliers. I hope you have a very high tolerence for pain. I've done it plenty of times on dogs and cats and it isn't pretty. :)

Holy :poo:!!!! I gotta ask. Do you wear leather by any chance? :scare:

[homelitexl]

was anyone stupid enoug to get the vaccine cause i didnt

[CAVU45]

Is swine flu even still a thing?

Do all the people who panicked feel stupid yet?

H1N1 is still hanging around out there. Basically a whole lot of fear mongering over it though.

[Seyance]

Omg! i didnt even realise Swne flu Had Passed on xD It didnt bother me one bit. I ddn't even realise it was Mostly over untill Just now :lol:

Cheers
Seyance

[Zombreach]

Wow you have experience, I feel much better about you doing it now.
A couple of years into the Z-PAW and you are going to be every ones hero.
Oh I know it won't be pleasant and the term "painless dentistry" predates me as our good friend Novacaine was invented in 1905 they used cocaine before that.
Neither of those is going to be available in the ZPAW so grab a big bottle of rot gut laced with plant juice from Bob and go see you...

If anyone is interested in dental painkillers read this.
http://www.doctorspiller.com/local_anesthetics.htm#Articaine

Bob, I never know whether you're being sarcastic or not...:lol:

[Zombreach]

Holy :poo:!!!! I gotta ask. Do you wear leather by any chance? :scare:

LMAO--this is just plain funny! Thanks for the laugh!~ :)

As to your question, no, I don't wear leather...:lol:

[CAVU45]

Well rat spit. So much for that fantasy.

[homelitexl]

lol okay i got one being stuck in a mcdonalds they cant get in but you have no food

[Bob]

Well Bob likes lace better than leather...

[mattifikation]

The best lingerie is the kind crumpled up in a pile on the floor.

[homelitexl]

i like the see thorugh kind

[Zombreach]

I think this conversation is in the wrong thread.....LMAO :)

[ZackWelder]

The Swine Flue passed and didn't bring a single zombie with it. What a waste.

Anyhow, I believe, just like with any other flu vaccine, the treatment was primarily intended for those who would be most susceptible to strong reaction to infection... usually the elderly.

Common medicine does allow us to survive the regular flu at this stage in humanity, but I just don't see the point in infecting myself with the flu in order to be vaccinated against it.

[CAVU45]

I think this conversation is in the wrong thread.....LMAO :)

I agree. We should start a new one; "Zombreach: Leather or Lace?" It should include pictures of the subject in each type of attire, to include various poses, to provoke thoughtful discussion.

[homelitexl]

haha i think ur right

[Zombreach]

All this because I offered to pull a tooth...LMAO! :lol:

It would suck that the only "dentist" in town after ZPAW refuses to pull any more teeth....:)

[kiltedninja]

Amazing how things can get out of control isn't it?

[Alive4Now]

You know, just about any scenerio would suck during an outbreak..... just think about it.

[mattifikation]

What we have here is a great demonstration of why women should be armed: Because we men are pigs.

A pretty big "what would suck" scenario is being female in a situation-X. The drive to reproduce and preserve the genetic line overpowers all others, making the fairer sex a primary target for other, less fair sexes.

[CAVU45]

Oink oink.....:roll:

[Bob]

Zombreach

It's amazing how far a thread can wander isn't it?
From pulling teeth to tossing lacy things on the floor.

I guess it's a good thing I was not talking about hair cuts...
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[CAVU45]

That was a nice little distraction. Thank you Zombreach for being so accomodating. :)

[homelitexl]

i just thought she was still jealous cas she couldnt have me :lol: she just mad that im married :loon:

[Zombreach]

Hey, Bob, I know how to cut hair too...LOL...:lol:

To you Cav, no problem, glad to provide you with some amusing distractions. (I'm still laughing, BTW.)

Homelite--no comment, as always. :lol:

...and Matt, I actually don't worry about the whole girl thing--I'm past the reproduction age. :lol: Like Bob has mentioned, at this age, it's more about the practicing...:)

Kilted Ninja and Bob--you're right, it didn't take long for this thread to go way out there.......:evil: :lol:

[homelitexl]

well i still say your jealous cause im off the market

[Zombreach]

well i still say your jealous cause im off the market

Homelite, I've been "off the market" for over 20 years...:lol:

[bruceleekickedchucksass]

You have flu like symtoms then the front door comes off the hinges, zeds are in your hotel room in some foreign country where no one speaks a word of English. At this point, I think that I wouldn't have any fight in me I'm just not sure how I would go out.

and the country doesnt allow guns

[bruceleekickedchucksass]

Homelite, I've been "off the market" for over 20 years...:lol:

burnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[homelitexl]

Homelite, I've been "off the market" for over 20 years...:lol:

wow u got married in 1990 lol still think u want me as a trophy husband lol tough luck

[Zombreach]

wow u got married in 1990 lol still think u want me as a trophy husband lol tough luck

It was actually 1989...

..and as a trophy husband, the only part of you that I'll need is your head. I'm thinking over the mantel by the fireplace...:evil: :lol:

[Bob]

In the immortal words of Wanda from Corner Gas.
Scorch
Pow!

[homelitexl]

in the imortal words of ash from army of darkness Hail 2 the king baby

[Zombreach]

It would suck if Z-Day really happened, and everything we thought we knew about them was WRONG!!!! :x :)

[homelitexl]

it ouwl du ck if my spellin got worse