Your #1 "WHAT WOULD SUCK" scenerio

[Necrolegion]

im in the same boat as ou bob i got kicked out of prom and busted up the tendons in my right knee.

that does suck.

[homelitexl]

wow did you go to the viola prom i wanna know how you knew it sucked? and i wouldnt have to leave it if the principal hadnt kept trying to bum beer off me. running out of beer would suck.

[kiltedninja]

My back ought to be fine, since that's where I focus almost all of my workouts at the gym, my back, legs, and chest, Then again, I'm young and indestructible for time being.



My friend discovered a method of training your body to fight on adrenaline unlike anything else I've ever heard of. PM me about it if you wanna know about it.

Another scenario that would suck is if the zombie outbreak happened last night. I was running off of 90 minutes of sleep, four poptarts and about a quart of coffee for a 10 hour work shift.

[Bob]

Provigil for when the sleep tank is on empty.

[doctorsatan]

well mine would be my spotter and i, in a hide killin dead heads and my spotter crackin a chimy-chunga fart OI they suck...

[Necrolegion]

another sucky situation would be having to listen to moans for decades in a perfectly safe environment. i mean, no TV or radio, only zombie moans? that would be insane.

[ZombieJesus13]

Mine would be being kicked out of our fortress by my group. Then having to run through the washington forests in the rain uphill being chased by zombies with nothing but a pair of scissors:skull:

[kiltedninja]

Being drunk at a party has been covered hasn't it? How about being drunk, and getting thrown out of a party because you were having sex with the party host's girlfriend, so you're naked too. That and it's raining in the winter on a windy day.

[homelitexl]

ur cuzin forcin u 2 go 2 a kkK rally against ur will and everybody but u is a zed and all u got is a bb gun

[kiltedninja]

Man, you'd have something more than a bb gun at a KKK rally. *In a southern accent "Well boys, we're about ta kill us some of them zombies".

My southern accent is one of my better ones, along with my Russian and Scottish accents.

[BeyondxSilence]

You just got a date with the hottest chick you know. go into a diffrent room. come back, find a Zed on her and then she comes up and tries to bite you. After word you just go up and try to just take her money and run but, find out you've been surrounded for the past hour. :evil::evil:

[Reaper941]

Getting eaten would suck.. :roll:

[gama169]

Let's see, trapped in a small porter potty with zombies sourounding me, with no weapons, food, communication, or T.V! I mean come on, porter potties are only plastic waste dumps!

[mattifikation]

Yeah. There's always that one guy who just gets pulled through a window, and the zombies tear him limb from limb instead of biting him once and letting him turn. He's always got that look on his face like, "Gimmie back my intestines you braindead zombie!"

It would suck to be that guy.

[kiltedninja]

You're at work, doing your thing, and go back for a break, at which time, that really hot girl you work with comes in and says all the customers are eating eachother, at which time that creepy dude who's really into military stuff comes in to say the same thing.

You can only take one.

[mattifikation]

That hot bitch got me fired. **** her.

I'm taking the army dude.

[homelitexl]

being drunk nude and asLeep in the porter potty

[UNDEAD FRED]

Be stuck in a small one room survival shelter with DarthJoe with nothing but spam n lucky larger to live on, argueing about if 28 Days/Weeks later infected are zombies, or not.

[mattifikation]

That problem can be solved by one of you admitting that they aren't zombies. :lol:

[hotlead]

Mine would be being kicked out of our fortress by my group. Then having to run through the washington forests in the rain uphill being chased by zombies with nothing but a pair of scissors:skull:

That scenario is just silly, you know you shouldn't run with scissors.

[kiltedninja]

For civil war to happen again, and then for zombies to attack, cuz that means that you're on the look out for like...everyone.

[mattifikation]

If the zombie apocalypse and technological singularity occurred on the same day.... then you'd be fighting off zombies AND robots.

[homelitexl]

for a m9dget to kick me in the twig and giggle berries.

[mattifikation]

You say some strange things.

[kiltedninja]

It'd be worse if he headbutted you, or did a dropkick into your balls.

To get a vasectomy, and the next day, the zombie outbreak happens.

[mattifikation]

Actually, that would be great. No worrying about having to haul a useless baby around while zombies chase you.