Zombie Survival Kits

[unique1]

What do you all think of this?


"Plan A"

http://i7.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/e6/19/4f0b_3.JPG





"Plan B"

http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/e6/1c/ac05_3.JPG






"Plan C"


http://i21.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/e6/1d/6aa7_3.JPG








"Plan D"


http://i16.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/e6/1b/180a_3.JPG

[mattifikation]

Well, it's fake for one thing. If you read the whole thing, it clearly says that the guns are airsoft guns. It also says that everything is permanently mounted to the case.

At one point, they make a point to say the Zombie Survival Guide is not included. In the next paragraph, they say it is. I wouldn't buy something that can't even be clear on its contents.

[UseYourHeadCutOffTheirs]

That's the worst survival kit I have ever seen!

Here's the real question. What would you put in your very own personal survival pack?

I'm going to think on it and get back to you with my thoughts.

[dead and loving it]

I know I'd want a lot more than that. If that's all you have you're probably screwed.

[zmbvan]

Hah. not my kit.

[Zombie Buffet]

That kit would just make you zombie chow. Bleh!:puke:

[fester_hicks]

LMFAO... well I thought it was "cute", which Im sure was how it was suppost to be taken!

[DarthJoe8]

yeah, i think its pretty funny:lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

OK, I revised the original post, and the poll that went along with it. :lol:


So alright then... What program are you with? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Shooting/sang081.gif :zom2:





Btw... I've also reset the poll so that everyone can get back on the fun. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[Doctor Spud]

instead of 'none of the above' id probably take 'all of the above' as well as a caded, middle sized building for shelter, food, water, a dog for a buddy, and a radio, to look for survivors. but man, just ONE of those plans? you have to be insane! :puke: :drool: :cry: :loon:

[Bad Zombie Night]

instead of 'none of the above' id probably take 'all of the above'

No share? Shame on you DS! :naughty: :lol:

[Zombreach]

LMFAO... well I thought it was "cute", which Im sure was how it was suppost to be taken!

I have to agree. They are cute. Not a bad way to make a few bucks on e-bay!

As serious survival kits they would be lacking (even if they functioned). I don't have any survival kits in my house except for first-aid (human and pet). So I'm really in trouble if zombies attack! :lol:

[Devilspaintbrush]

yeah, i think its pretty funny:lol:

same here

hmm have one with a police riot shield and a face shield

add a shotty and a small bug out bag with a machete strapped to it


sounds good to me

[john154]

Plan C. It looks to have the most ammo, biggest shotgun and a homemake survival guide as oposed to one written by a baffoon like Max Brooks.

[stonyman65]

You've got to be kidding me. :x

[Lian]

Well Assuming these were real weapons I think I'd go with Plan D. Though I would prefer to trade the machete for the hatchet from plan B and the gun for the one from plan C. I'll just make my own case for it.

[Commander Ambrose]

They All R Bad!!! Dun Us3 Th3m!!!

[detpat]

I would probably go with a plan that included a real firearm.

[jagus12]

Cant you take them all?, because I wouldn't really care of other people if there's a ****ing zombie outbreak!!(except they're close friends, or my girlfriend if not... SCREW EM!!!)

[Jimmy]

I already have a real Survival Kit. LOL

Those all are fake don't buy them. O_O

[Chuco818]

You've got to be kidding me. :x

if the zombies were little cut outs cardboard ones i think maybe you'd have a chance buddy..airguns and plastic knife wont help u there:drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Those all are fake don't buy them. O_O

I certainly hope so... They are just novelty items that sell on Ebay for less than $200. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/blinkeek.gif


I was hoping you people would have a little more imagination, and not take these survival kits so literally. :roll:

[ERiKDude]

I was hoping you people would have a little more imagination

I blame television

[Commander Ambrose]

How bout this???

http://brpguns.com/images/mg42dummyontripod.jpg

or??

http://weapons.a-why.com/pictures/steyrhs50cal.jpg

[Devilspaintbrush]

I dig it

fake airsoft aside, I like the idea

now if the screen subbed as a shield THAT would make me smile

D

[zephyr]

All the kits suck! airsoft shotgun, .410 shells, 4-8 shells of ammo, no other supplies? whatever you paid for those, you got cheated out of your money!

I already have a kit, its far more expansive than these kits. I got food, clothing, shelter, weapons, tools, fuel, etc. Lasts myself 58 days or my family (4 people total) 2.5 weeks. Wasn't cheap either, but at least I'm prepared for a disaster, man-made or natural. The only thing you'll find lacking is a booklet titled "plan" or any of those zombie related books in my kit. I've got other more important things to add than books for amusement or occupying time. I'd imagine in a real disaster we'd be more focused on survival instead.

[Umbrela]

None of these kits seem particularly practical. They all come with shotguns that have about eight shells at most. I doubt that will get on very far. Most of them don't even have melee weapons.

[odian4]

Honestly, the shotgun/machete combo is great. The shotgun can be used until its out of ammo and then you could use the machete. And for all of you saying its just an airsoft gun, the creator of this post wanted you to imagine they are real. Dont't take it to literally.

[Umbrela]

What good is a shotgun with only a handful of shells?

[john154]

What good is a shotgun with only a handful of shells?

Beats not having any shells. If these were whats available its better then your pocket knife and a garbage can lid. Put your fantasy caps on people. The thread creator didn't mean for you too take em litterally as plastic guns. I'd still go with combo C.

[mattifikation]

All the kits suck! airsoft shotgun, .410 shells, 4-8 shells of ammo, no other supplies? whatever you paid for those, you got cheated out of your money!

I already have a kit, its far more expansive than these kits. I got food, clothing, shelter, weapons, tools, fuel, etc. Lasts myself 58 days or my family (4 people total) 2.5 weeks. Wasn't cheap either, but at least I'm prepared for a disaster, man-made or natural. The only thing you'll find lacking is a booklet titled "plan" or any of those zombie related books in my kit. I've got other more important things to add than books for amusement or occupying time. I'd imagine in a real disaster we'd be more focused on survival instead.

Everyone who has experience dealing with any disaster situation, including victims of hurricane katrina, and all of the disaster preparedness experts including those in the government, suggest packing something in your survival kits to pass the time. They suggest books, board games, etc.

Because even during the Katrina disaster when survival meant defending against armed gangs of looters and rapists, there were still long stretches of time spent doing jack diddly.

Since everyone with first-hand knowledge on the matter suggests you have some form of entertainment in your kit, I think it's probably a wise idea to take their advice.

[JakAttak]

huh was that airsoft gun supposed to be taken literally or as an actual shotgun

[DemonChild]

It's on ebay, who knows?

[JakAttak]

ah eBay is there nothing you can't fake

[DemonChild]

I don't know. Did you ever see the Elvis shaped furball that some lady's cat coughed up? sold for something like $40,000. Ridiculous.

[JakAttak]

thats funny and creepy but we digress

[DemonChild]

There was another thing the had on there that was just as weird. I think it was an appendage of some sort, be it finger or toe, I don't really remember. :drool:

[JakAttak]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. what this thread about

[DemonChild]

Something about a fake survival kit someone found on ebay...then it just turned into 'weird crap on ebay'.

[JakAttak]

ah but seriously I wouldn't use a shotgun airsoft or otherwise

[DemonChild]

Yeah, crappy range, not that acurate. Pretty much only good for f*** you get out of my face combat and blowing doors.

[JakAttak]

maybe keep a sawed of if you can sacrifice room

[Darkness]

"This Thread is about which of the posted NOVELTY Survival Kits you like best, and why."

[JakAttak]

sorry. post is to short.