Congrats! You Moved Up in Rank!

[Bad Zombie Night]

I figured it was time for semi-official thread to honor those members, or for them to just sound off, when promotions in rank occur.


First I'd like to congratulate Pain for earning the rank of : Landlord of the Winchester. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/trophy.gif


Enjoy your newly acquired status, and don't misuse your power. :evil:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Pain! Is that the Winchester club from Minder?

[Pain]

Thanks chaps!

Winchester from Shaun Zen :drinking:

[RIP]

Thanks chaps!

Winchester from Shaun Zen :drinking:

Congrats Pain on a well desrved title.....................but just remember I am the King of Beer and you could never outdrink me, lol. :drinking: :lol:

[Pain]

That remains to be seen my American amigo! :drinking:

[skellingtonjr]

Rock out with you C#%k out!!

[Dr. Freudstein]

Pain, in charge of a pub?

Like a RPG in the hands of a five year old...

Take it off him before he hurts himself!!!

[!Vision!]

Way to go Pain. Free round for all your friends?

[!Vision!]

Congrats to BZN who is now on top of the post count. He's moved right by Darth Abominus and now has more posts than anyone else. Total at this time is 3,120.

Good God man, are you trapped in a cave, chained to a computer. We'll send help, just ask.

[Pain]

Pain, in charge of a pub?

Like a RPG in the hands of a five year old...

Take it off him before he hurts himself!!!

Wouldn't that be grand Doc!

By the way, congrats BZN! You do indeed have more free time than me!

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats to BZN who is now on top of the post count. He's moved right by Darth Abominus and now has more posts than anyone else. Total at this time is 3,120.

Shhhhhh..... We don't want to awake a sleeping giant... Do we? http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/surprise.gif :scare: http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Nail_Biter.gif




Btw.... Thanks guys. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/smokeCool.gif

[warior 13]

How many posts do you need to change your title? I have a few good ideas.

[Bad Zombie Night]

How many posts do you need to change your title? I have a few good ideas.

I believe the bar is set at 1400 right now, but in the olden days it was set much higher.

[Zen Buddakhan]

How many posts do you need to become a Colonel then a General?

[Bad Zombie Night]

How many posts do you need to become a Colonel then a General?

I'm not exactly sure Zen, but I think the list looks something like this:

Rank.......................... Posts
Fresh Corpse............... 0 - 9
Zombie Grunt ............. 10 - 49
Zombie Sergeant ........ 50 - 99
Zombie Lieutenant ...... 100 - 249
Zombie Captain .......... 250 - 499
Zombie Colonel ........... 500 - 999
Undead General .......... 1000 - 1399
Name Your Own Rank ... 1400
Immortality? ....................... 1,000,000+

[warior 13]

Well I have quite a way to go untill I can name myself.

[Zen Buddakhan]

I'm not exactly sure Zen, but I think the list looks something like this:

Rank.......................... Posts
Fresh Corpse............... 0 - 9
Zombie Grunt ............. 10 - 49
Zombie Sergeant ........ 50 - 99
Zombie Lieutenant ...... 100 - 249
Zombie Captain .......... 250 - 499
Zombie Colonel ........... 500 - 999
Undead General .......... 1000 - 1399
Name Your Own Rank ... 1400
Immortality? ....................... 1,000,000+

Cheers bad zombie night!

[Bad Zombie Night]

Nice going Zen! Your a Colonel now! :clap: :rock: http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Partyicon.gif http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Dancing_Carrot.gif

[Pain]

Nice going Zen! Your a Colonel now! :clap: :rock: http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Partyicon.gif http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Dancing_Carrot.gif

Congrats Zen! You'll catch BZN before you know it!

[!Vision!]

I have got to post more. It took me forever to get to colonel. Good job Zen!

[Bad Zombie Night]

I wanna give a special shout out to zombiekilling101 for reaching the 2,000 post milestone. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/yell.gif

Nice one dude! :clap:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Zen! You'll catch BZN before you know it!

Thanks BZN & Pain! I am a bit slack in replying and didn't notice my promotion!
Also thanks Vision! :)
So cheers guys! :drinking:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Would also like to congratulate Ninja Krow on his promotion to Colonel! :clap:
Only a General to go at 999 posts! :)
Hmmm I guess theres no Major rank?
Well done Krow! :drinking:

[Pain]

Good on you Ninja Krow :clap: :drinking:

[zombiekilling101]

i think im do for a name change now, over 2,000 posts, Ill take any suggestions

[!Vision!]

i think im do for a name change now, over 2,000 posts, Ill take any suggestions

How about Professor of Undead Studies at Zombie University, kinda fits with your name.

[Pain]

How about Professor of Undead Studies at Zombie University, kinda fits with your name.

Either that or Chick Magnet Extraordinaire :)

[Zen Buddakhan]

i think im do for a name change now, over 2,000 posts, Ill take any suggestions

Grandmaster Flash!
ZK the Merciless! :)

[Pain]

Love Monkey to the Undead :lol:

Made me chuckle anyway!!

[zombiekilling101]

lol i like them all, lets pick one.

[Bad Zombie Night]

lol i like them all, lets pick one.

Well, you have some say in this too...
You better drop JV or Kev a PM, or you'll be celebrating your 3,000th post as a General also.

[zombiekilling101]

i dont want to self title myself, so lets hear some options people.. than well do a poll on it later. so far its:

chick magnet extrodinaire
love monkey of the undead
grandmaster flash
zk the mercilles
proffesor of undead studies at zombie university

[Bad Zombie Night]

Along with ZK101, I have to give another 'high five' to SGT. DEATH for surpassing the 1400 mark. :clap:
Do you have any ideas SD, concerning your new title? Anyone else want to help him out?

Before I forget, I would also like to mention a special feat that I thought nobody could do on ATZ. The other day (4/19/05), aw3sk3r posted what I believed to a record of 134 posts in one day! http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/InShock.gif If memory serves, I recall Darth Abominus (aka Janosz Poha) put up 112 posts in one day, a long while back.
134 posts in one day? http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/eek.gif I have to say, that's pretty amazing for anyone to accomplish.

[Zen Buddakhan]

Along with ZK101, I have to give another 'high five' to SGT. DEATH for surpassing the 1400 mark. :clap:
Do you have any ideas SD, concerning your new title? Anyone else want to help him out?

Before I forget, I would also like to mention a special feat that I thought nobody could do on ATZ. The other day (4/19/05), aw3sk3r posted what I believed to be a record of 134 posts in one day? http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/eek.gif I have to say, that's pretty amazing for anyone to accomplish.

Congrats SGT. DEATH!!.....hmmm...."Commander of All Things Alcohol" :)

Outstanding post performance aw3sk3r...got locked in the house again, eh? :lol:

[SGT. DEATH]

Thanks guys I hadnt noticed the 1400 mark but have been trying to think of a title.

[zombiekilling101]

ok i sent a pm to dead kev about changing my rank to Zombie Professor of Undead Studies

[!Vision!]

Hey, you picked mine! I'm really touched.
You can make the check payable to....






I'm just kidding. :mrgreen:
Congrats Professor.

[zombiekilling101]

Hey, you picked mine! I'm really touched.
You can make the check payable to....






I'm just kidding. :mrgreen:
Congrats Professor.

haha yep thanks vision, your fitted my name the best. Thanks to all the others.

[Jason Voorhees]

I went ahead and changed your title. It may take awhile for Dead Kev to check his PM's.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif

[Pain]

Nice title ZK101! :clap:

Going back a bit...134 posts, that's fookin astonishing :x Good effort though!

[Brutally Savage]

134????? that's more than me in the last 4 months!!!! :cry: :x :cry:

[zombiekilling101]

I went ahead and changed your title. It may take awhile for Dead Kev to check his PM's.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif

thankyou jason

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats zk! http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Dancing_Carrot.gif

See! All that posting finally amounted to something.

[Zen Buddakhan]

Just like to draw attention to a newly promoted General!
Congratulation aw3sk3r, out standing effort in one night? :lol:
Keep it up, 500 to go for self title change??

[Divided Soul]

Thanks Bro.... I hope I can return the favor some day!

[HOO-HAA]

Hey! Congrats to me! I've moved from 'Fresh Corpse' to 'Zombie Grunt'...! :clap:

Every inch gets closer to a mile... fellow newbies. :drinking:

[Mr. Grey]

This is the important post. I have now moved up a rank. Hooray for me. :clap: :clap:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Hey! Congrats to me! I've moved from 'Fresh Corpse' to 'Zombie Grunt'...! :clap:

Every inch gets closer to a mile... fellow newbies. :drinking:

Hooray Spiral! :clap:
You've just taken a small step into a larger world.

This is the important post. I have now moved up a rank. Hooray for me.

Ah geeze! Another damn Colonel.... That's all we need! If you include Saint's Sin, that makes what? 22 now?
Hats off to aw3sk3r who just made it to General. There's someone who knows how to get the job done. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Thumbsup.gif

[Zen Buddakhan]

Hooray Spiral! :clap:
You've just taken a small step into a larger world.



Ah geeze! Another damn Colonel.... That's all we need! If you include Saint's Sin, that makes what? 22 now?
Hats off to aw3sk3r who just made it to General. There's someone who knows how to get the job done. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Thumbsup.gif

Yes my leader! with all us colonels in the ranks, soon there will be a whole army of Generals!.....hmmm pity theres not enough foot soldiers to go around?
General of a 2 horse army? :lol:

Edit: damm one of my horses went lame and I had to shoot it!
Lets see if I can get the saddle to fit this goat? :lol:

[HOO-HAA]

Yes my leader! with all us colonels in the ranks, soon there will be a whole army of Generals!.....hmmm pity theres not enough foot soldiers to go around?
General of a 2 horse army? :lol:

Edit: damm one of my horses went lame and I had to shoot it!
Lets see if I can get the saddle to fit this goat? :lol:


Here, General... alow me to assist you with saddling that goat. I am, after all, one of your humble grunts.. :zom3:

[SGT. DEATH]

Here, General... alow me to assist you with saddling that goat. I am, after all, one of your humble grunts.. :zom3:
I dont think you guys should post your fantasies about goats. :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Yes my leader! with all us colonels in the ranks, soon there will be a whole army of Generals!.....hmmm pity theres not enough foot soldiers to go around?


There's a something to think about Zen...
All these Colonels will eventually mature in Generals one day, and if the shit ever were ever to hit the fan, then we'd have a bunch of people giving orders, and nobody to follow them. :think:

[Pain]

I think we'll be ok with over 1300 members. With more joining each day :rock:

[Zen Buddakhan]

I dont think you guys should post your fantasies about goats. :lol:

Thank you Spiral for your help!
Damm saddle fell off the goat and now its eating the saddle! :x crap!

Sgt Death,
Tried to saddle Monica Bellucci but she ran away, dammit who would of know she could run so fast with those two huge fun ba...... :lol:


:drinking:

[Pain]

Congratulations To Ninja Krow, our newest Undead General :clap:

[HOO-HAA]

I dont think you guys should post your fantasies about goats. :lol:

Dammit, Sarge... You're sharp. Can't get much past you..

Now.. where's that goat gone? :evil:

[HOO-HAA]

[QUOTE=Zen Buddakhan]Thank you Spiral for your help!
Damm saddle fell off the goat and now its eating the saddle! QUOTE]


Sorry Zen.. just realised I can no longer get my hands dirty with that goat. I've been promoted! Again!

Sgt Spiral reporting for... less filthy duty, SIR! :)

[skellingtonjr]

I have done it. I made it to captian and I haven't gone postal or been a jerk. That has to be some kind of record or something.

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congratulations General Krow!!

Well done Captain Skellington!

and good going Sergeant Spiral!

[zombie chick]

Well, it's not much but :grunts :roll:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Orrr Okay.....well done and keep it up Grunt Zombie Chick!

[Meli]

Err.....must be Lieutenant!http://pbattle.com/images/smilies/irk.gif

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congratulations To Ninja Krow, our newest Undead General :clap:

Where in the hell are you sneaking off to?
Congrats to Pain for breaking the 2,000 barrier! http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/trophy.gif :clap: http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Dancing_Carrot.gif
Only the 5th member in ATZ history to do so.

[Ellis]

Hoo-ra to all who have thier own titles and what not.

Later

[HOO-HAA]

Well, it's not much but :grunts :roll:

I too, was once a humble grunt, Zombie chick...

But I talked some shite... spun some yarns... and look at me now! I'm a Sarge! :)

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Pain to the 2000 club!

Well done Lt. Meli!

[Pain]

Thanks guys :)

[Divided Soul]

I would like to return the favor and let every one know That our favorite Southern Hemisperian Zen Buddakhan has become General Zen..... Congrats! Keep up the posting....

[Zen Buddakhan]

Thanks aw3sk3r,
Your support and encouragement really helped!
No one knows how to get the job done like aw3sk3r and I learn't from the best!

Now wheres the officers club....drinks on the house!!

[Pain]

Congrats Zen! :clap:

[Divided Soul]

I'm there :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Man! How did I miss this one? :doh:

CONGRATULATIONS Zen! :rock: http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Partyicon.gif http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Dancing_Carrot.gif

I can't think of anyone else on the forums, except for me, that deserves this promotion.

Now you can perform a little magic, and turn that bird into a star.

[Zen Buddakhan]

Thanks Boss!
Ummm......that gold Eagle is actually....General of the army (used only in time of war)...next one up is the commander and chief, The President!
(I couldn't find a capo badge or soprano medal?)

[Bad Zombie Night]

Thanks Boss!
Ummm......that gold Eagle is actually....General of the army (used only in time of war)...next one up is the commander and chief, The President!
(I couldn't find a capo badge or soprano medal?)

Yeah, you're right.
Stick with the eagle, it looks more regal. http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/Thumbsup.gif

[Zen Buddakhan]

Thanks BZN....was hoping to find a godfather / capo badge,...but the damm 1st Air Cav. already took the horse's head!

[Zen Buddakhan]

Just want to announce the latest promotion!
Congratulations Ellis on your new promotion to Colonel!
Well done and keep it up!...http://fool.exler.ru/sm/999.gif

[Jason Voorhees]

Hey Sgt. Death you do realize that you have enough post to pick your own title right? Not sure if you noticed or if you really care.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif

[Bad Zombie Night]

First I'd like to say congrats to Ellis... Nice job! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/thumbsupbrown.gif

Yep! SD knows about it already JV. Here's the post in this thread: post#35 (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=63511&postcount=35)

I suppose he's being a little modest about it.

[Pain]

SD and i were talking about his new title a while back. We did come up with one for him but i guess he's forgotten.

[Bad Zombie Night]

SD and i were talking about his new title a while back. We did come up with one for him but i guess he's forgotten.

What was it? Oh Please Tell Us! :pray:

[Pain]

I would share it with you all, but it had part of his real name in it, so it would be up to him if he wants to tell you.

[Divided Soul]

Ohhh secrets..... :)

[SGT. DEATH]

Hey Sgt. Death you do realize that you have enough post to pick your own title right? Not sure if you noticed or if you really care.http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif
I have PM JV my title and now just waiting,nothing special mind you just my nick name. :drinking:

[Pain]

Cool title Sgt!! :lol:

[SGT. DEATH]

I am well drunk at the moment but you came up with it pain, the glory is yours.If only every one understood it.You can explain cause I pissed [drunk]. :lol: :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Cool SD! Your patience has paid off, and you finally got your title.

Welcome to the Executive members club! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Coolpimp2.gif

[!Vision!]

Way to go SD! I'll be there some day.

[Pain]

Congrats indeed SD!

You'll get there !vision! maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon! :lol:

Almost 800!

[SGT. DEATH]

I do try and try and try.All my drunken posting has paid of. :drinking:

[VXTip556]

WOW you get to pick your own title when you get that high.....i did not know that, cool

[Pain]

WOW you get to pick your own title when you get that high.....i did not know that, cool

Depends on what you smoke! :evil:

[Divided Soul]

I'm not exactly sure Zen, but I think the list looks something like this:

Rank.......................... Posts
Fresh Corpse............... 0 - 9
Zombie Grunt ............. 10 - 49
Zombie Sergeant ........ 50 - 99
Zombie Lieutenant ...... 100 - 249
Zombie Captain .......... 250 - 499
Zombie Colonel ........... 500 - 999
Undead General .......... 1000 - 1399
Name Your Own Rank ... 1400
Immortality? ....................... 1,000,000+


How does one go about naming their own rank..... *Dusts off post count* Ahh 1400...

[Pain]

Congrats aw3sk3r :clap:

Send JV a pm with the title you want and he should change it for you.

[Divided Soul]

Thanks for the info Pain.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Cheers aw3sk3r http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/cheers.gif *Damn, I gotta think up a nickname for you*

You really snuck right up there.... Good Work! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Thumbsup.gif

[Pain]

*Damn, I gotta think up a nickname for you*



How about Speed Poster of the Undead!

[Bad Zombie Night]

How about Speed Poster of the Undead!

LOL! Not bad...

How about this one: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Signs/2.gif

Ahhh... What am I talking about? I used to be one myself. :evil:

[Divided Soul]

Cheers aw3sk3r http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/cheers.gif *Damn, I gotta think up a nickname for you*

You really snuck right up there.... Good Work! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Thumbsup.gif
You see, theres the love I was looking for... :) Actually BZN, Aw3sk3r just stands for A. Wesker the RE character.... Someone had already taken the name (and I couldn't think of one.... Damn the pressure). Maybe if it's possible (provided I could think of one) I could change my name... I'm sure some of you might know... well I'm off to the fridge for a cold one :drinking:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Aw3sk3r...really missed this one...I thought 1500 was name title time?
But way to go!...hit 2000 and your in the elite club...high flyers club?
You just get a key to the excecutive toilet at ATZ for 1400....hmmm...gold plated bidet?

[Pain]

Everyone needs a bling bathroom!

[Zen Buddakhan]

Hmmm..reminds me of the Eddie Murphy film "Comming to America"
*Claps hands* "Wipers!" when the prince is being royally pampered.:lol:

[Meli]

Captain Meli reporting for duty! :?

[Pain]

Nice one Meli :clap:

[Divided Soul]

Congrats Meli!!

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Meli!

[laudadio76]

SALUTE ME!!! I'm an Officer!!!!

[HOO-HAA]

SALUTE ME!!! I'm an Officer!!!!

Me too! Let's salute eachother then go get ourselves some grunts to command.. :drinking:

[Meli]

Thanks Guys! :mrgreen:
I wouldn't have done it without all of you little people who give me a good laugh.

[SGT. DEATH]

You see, theres the love I was looking for... :) Actually BZN, Aw3sk3r just stands for A. Wesker the RE character.... Someone had already taken the name (and I couldn't think of one.... Damn the pressure). Maybe if it's possible (provided I could think of one) I could change my name... I'm sure some of you might know... well I'm off to the fridge for a cold one :drinking:
I had the same problem with my name but Im glad I picked Sgt Death now. :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Captain Meli reporting for duty! :?

YIP-PEEEE! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/0489.gif




You see, theres the love I was looking for... Actually BZN, Aw3sk3r just stands for A. Wesker the RE character.... Someone had already taken the name (and I couldn't think of one.... Damn the pressure). Maybe if it's possible (provided I could think of one) I could change my name... I'm sure some of you might know... well I'm off to the fridge for a cold one


You're a writer, correct?
Then think of something, and write it! DAMN IT!!! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/madyell.gif :x

[Pain]

You're a writer, correct?
Then think of something, and write it! DAMN IT!!! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/madyell.gif :x

You tell 'em BZN :evil:

[Divided Soul]

You're a writer, correct?
Then think of something, and write it! DAMN IT!!!


Well I had no idea that a name discussion would cause such an vibe... Well I wish you the best... peace out! :love:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Well I had no idea that a name discussion would cause such an vibe... Well I wish you the best... peace out! :love:

Jesus aw3, don't be so sensitive..... I was just kidding around with you. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/jestera.gif

Don't force me to smack you. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/slap.gif

[midniteloser]

immortality, huh?
as in... immortality as a member of the living dead, chomping upon flesh? :evil:
if so... no thanks. :doh:

[Bad Zombie Night]

immortality, huh?
as in... immortality as a member of the living dead, chomping upon flesh? :evil:
if so... no thanks.

No... As a member on ATZ. :doh:

[Pain]

Congrats on making Captain some day! :drinking: :clap:

[Some_Day...]

Yeah!! Thank you dahl!! It's bloody taken me long enough!!!

[Pain]

No shit sherlock! You'll be a Colonel before you know it

Think i will hide in your hand bag for NIN by the way! You can hide in my pocket for SOAD! :evil:

[Zen Buddakhan]

Not sure why you would want to carry a Duck in your pocket Pain?..but you British are a strange lot?

[Some_Day...]

Duck?!! What the fu..

Pain I hope your pocket is comfy!!! I'll make sure I bring my big handbag for NIN...mmmm Trent Reznor!!! Hey by the time I...sorry, we go and see him I may be a rank higher!!!!

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats SD on your new rank.
Just wandering out loud what SOAD in Pains post could stand for? :lol:

[Pain]

System of a Down Zen

Ducks? Where did we get ducks from Zen? Get back to your damn sheep!

I have wonderful pockets by the way!

By the time you rank up again someday i may have changed my title to Creator of the Universe! (not that pretentious. Is it?)

[Zen Buddakhan]

My Bad! Much apologies to Pain and SD!!...my mind was in the gutter..sorry!..thought it was Suck On A Duck?...(being in good taste and not too rude.) :lol:

[Pain]

Apparently Suck on a Duck are quite good live as well! :evil:

[Some_Day...]

I'm liking Suck on a Duck!!! Nice one Zen. Although where your logic lies is slightly worrying!!!

Pain stop bein so mean...if people didn't post massive long scripts in threads I would post more...I just can't be arsed to read sometimes!! And this is making my rank advancement a little slow...so :p

[Pain]

Wasn't be mean girl! I actually quite liked the idea of changing mine to Creator of the Universe!

Am gonna go and hide in a corner now and sulk :cry:

[Some_Day...]

Aww don't be a big baby!!! You can be creator of the universe if you want...but you've got alot to live upto!!!

[SGT. DEATH]

A new car and new rank you should get a pay rise to go with that new rank.Im having a beer in your honour.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats SD on making Captain! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/carrot.gif

You only have 225 to go now to make Colonel.

[Divided Soul]

Jesus aw3, don't be so sensitive..... I was just kidding around with you. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/jestera.gif

Don't force me to smack you. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/slap.gif

It's all good BZN :hug: soo what do you think of the new name.... it's a little easier to type DS (for short then Aw3sk3r...) Thanks to J.V. for the help... :drinking:

[Jason Voorhees]

No prob DS!:) http://www.allthingszombie.com/images/jvsmily.gif

[Pain]

I did wonder who the hell you were at first! :x

Cool name and cool title :clap:

[Bad Zombie Night]

It's all good BZN :hug: soo what do you think of the new name.... it's a little easier to type DS (for short then Aw3sk3r...) Thanks to J.V. for the help... :drinking:

Your thread in the Intro forum really screwed me up... I was thinking, "WTF is this?" Then I took a second look at it again, and I figured it out. At first I thought some newbie, who I never heard of before, was given a special title.

"Divided Soul" now that's a name I can live with!

... And oh, congrats on your new title too. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Thumbsup.gif http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/thumbsupbrown.gif Hey, that's two thumbs up!

[Some_Day...]

A new car and new rank you should get a pay rise to go with that new rank.Im having a beer in your honour.

Damn right!! You want to give my boss a ring? Preferably once you're sobre!!

[Divided Soul]

I did wonder who the hell you were at first! :x

Cool name and cool title :clap:

Thanks Pain...


Your thread in the Intro forum really screwed me up... I was thinking, "WTF is this?" Then I took a second look at it again, and I figured it out. At first I thought some newbie, who I never heard of before, was given a special title.

"Divided Soul" now that's a name I can live with!

... And oh, congrats on your new title too. Hey, that's two thumbs up!

Thanks Man! :) I am sure I'll get a lot of cunfused people asking me Who the F*** are you, but those here at ATZ are the cream of the crop. So I think it'll catch on.... I hope the weekend went well for all....

[Bad Zombie Night]

Thanks Man! :) I am sure I'll get a lot of cunfused people asking me Who the F*** are you, but those here at ATZ are the cream of the crop. So I think it'll catch on.... I hope the weekend went well for all....

Maybe you should consider putting your old user name in your signature (aka Aw3sk3r)..... Several members have done that in the past, when resigning on to ATZ for different reasons. :loon:

[Pain]

Think it's a good new name!

[Bad Zombie Night]

It works for me! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/2126.gif

[Vash]

Look like I moved up in rank :drinking: I'm so happy :puke:

[Sapphire Dragon]

Congrats, Vash. I keep forgetting that I can move up in rank, but when I find that I have, I'm like, 'how did I manage that many posts?'

[Bad Zombie Night]

6 more posts SD, and you'll get your Captain's bars! :shock:

[Vash]

Congrats, Vash. I keep forgetting that I can move up in rank, but when I find that I have, I'm like, 'how did I manage that many posts?'

The ABC band thread is my bread and butter :)

[Pain]

The ABC band thread is my bread and butter :)

It does the trick doesn't it! :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

In Introduction forum is a good place to start the day. :evil:

[Divided Soul]

Congrats Vash... soon you'll be Captain.... You to SD... Keep it up!

[Bad Zombie Night]

ATZ Ranking System










Rank.......................... Posts
Fresh Corpse................ 0 - 9
Zombie Grunt .............. 10 - 49
Zombie Sergeant .......... 50 - 99
Zombie Lieutenant ........ 100 - 249
Zombie Captain ............ 250 - 499
Zombie Colonel ............. 500 - 999
Undead General ............ 1000 - 1399
Name Your Own Rank ..... 1400
Immortality? ........................ 1,000,000+



At this point I'm gunning for Immortality!




Only 996,252 little posties to go. :evil:

[Pain]

We'll get there yet BZN! :mrgreen: :?

[Bad Zombie Night]

Did you know Pain when you reach Immortality, Kev sends you a nice shiney key chain?

[Pain]

Smooth! Probably need a bus pass too :scare:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Smooth! Probably need a bus pass too :scare:

For what? :drool:

[Pain]

When you retire from work here at age 65 (i think) you get to travel on buses for next to nothing with your bus pass!

[Bad Zombie Night]

When you retire from work here at age 65 (i think) you get to travel on buses for next to nothing with your bus pass!

Uh...OK, I gotcha now.... Yeah you're probably right!

[Vash]

Not sure how but I did it again.

[Pain]

Not sure how but I did it again.

ABC music game?? :)

Congrats on your promotion Vash! :clap:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Yep, on your 250th post you made Captain Vash... Good Work! :mrgreen:

[Sapphire Dragon]

Congrats, Vash - I keep forgetting about how many posts I put up, I just ignore the post count, then I find 'oh, I've been made into a Captain, that's nice...'

Well, as I said before, Congrats anyways...

[Zen Buddakhan]

Just wanted to say congratulations to Ninja Krow on his 1500+ post!
He has now entered the elite high flyers club!
And can now choose his own title under his name...just PM JV to get it sorted.

So well done and congrats....have you got any good ideas for a title Krow?

Hmmm.....STUD Commander & Chief?....Supreme Commander?

Thanks Zen.

[Bad Zombie Night]

NK has 1500? I thought he had less than 1400... I guess I missed, or forgot about that. :loon:

Well congrats anyway NK! I'm curious to see what his title is going to be.

[Pain]

Congrats NK! :clap:

Looking forward to seeing what weird and wonderful title you bestow upon yourself! :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

WELCOME PAIN TO THE 3,000 CLUB!!! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/999.gif


Sorry I couldn't stay with you very long. :-(
You and Darth Abominus will have to run the show without me. :mrgreen:



I have the feeling were gonna celebrating again real soon.......

[Zen Buddakhan]

Holy Crap Pain and bzn!...3000 and 4000 respectively! congrats,...really shows how dedicated and loyal you guys are to ATZ!

[Bad Zombie Night]

Thanks Zen.... I know what you're trying to say... We really need to get a life. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/badfart.gif

[Pain]

Thanks guys :drinking:

Congrats to you as well BZN :clap:

The 2000's are fairly barren now :doh:

[HOO-HAA]

Not sure how but I did it again.

I seem to have got my stripes by talking loads about Paris Hilton :lol:

[Pain]

I seem to have got my stripes by talking loads about Paris Hilton :lol:

We hadn't noticed Spiral! :-P

[Bad Zombie Night]

I seem to have got my stripes by talking loads about Paris Hilton :lol:

Hooray Spiral! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/2126.gif

Too bad JV locked down that thread though... You must be really bummed out. :-(

[Divided Soul]

That was such a good thread.... :)

[Pain]

That was such a good thread.... :)

No, Divided Soul, it was arse! :-(

[Bad Zombie Night]

Post Count Watch

Here's a list of the active members, who are most likely to move onto the next level first.

Name Your On Title (1400 Posts)

Zen Buddakhan.... 1,316

General (1000 Posts)

Ark_gamer.......... 993

Colonel (500 Posts)

Last Resort Man.... 473

Captain (250)

Sexual_Zombie...... 230

Thing.................. 230

Lieutenant (100)

Who ever wants it bad enough! :evil:

[Divided Soul]

No, Divided Soul, it was arse! :-(

Now pain you had 15 out of 102 total posts on that thread.... Its allright to admit that you had a thing for Paris.... :lol: I know you think she's a terrible actress.... but c'mon bro you enjoyed the thread while it lasted... :)

[Bad Zombie Night]

Now pain you had 15 out of 102 total posts on that thread.... Its allright to admit that you had a thing for Paris.... :lol: I know you think she's a terrible actress.... but c'mon bro you enjoyed the thread while it lasted... :)

Hey! Ya know, you're right DS!
I didn't even manage to get one post into that thread. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/cry.gif

Pain is a Paris Hilton hog. :evil:

[Pain]

Now pain you had 15 out of 102 total posts on that thread.... Its allright to admit that you had a thing for Paris.... :lol: I know you think she's a terrible actress.... but c'mon bro you enjoyed the thread while it lasted... :)

Ha ha! I can't believe you counted them!

Course i enjoyed the thread! It was still arse though! :poo:

[Pain]

Congrats Ark on passing 1000 posts :clap: :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Nice going Ark_gamer for making General. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Thumbsup.gif

[Bad Zombie Night]

I couldn't let this one slip away unnoticed....


CONGRATS PAIN! You're #2 on the All-Time List! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/Partyicon.gif :rock: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/2139.gif



He passed Darth Abominus yesterday to become ATZ's #2 post leader behind.... Guess who? :evil:

[Ark]

Uh....

Rosie O'Dollel? :lol:

[Pain]

I couldn't let this one slip away unnoticed....


CONGRATS PAIN! You're #2 on the All-Time List! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/Partyicon.gif :rock: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/2139.gif



He passed Darth Abominus yesterday to become ATZ's #2 post leader behind.... Guess who? :evil:

Holy Shit!

Am i really?

It's always nice to be a number 2!

[Divided Soul]

Congrats Pain!

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Pain!...yes I agree its always nice to do a number 2?:lol:

[Pain]

Congrats Pain!...yes I agree its always nice to do a number 2?:lol:


Thanks Zen!

And yes it certainly is! :lol:

[Ark]

Way to go, man.

[Zen Buddakhan]

Congrats Ark...General Ark!

[Meli]

Post Count Watch

Here's a list of the active members, who are most likely to move onto the next level first.

Name Your On Title (1400 Posts)

Zen Buddakhan.... 1,316

General (1000 Posts)

Ark_gamer.......... 993

Colonel (500 Posts)

Last Resort Man.... 473

Captain (250)

Sexual_Zombie...... 230

Thing.................. 230

Lieutenant (100)

Who ever wants it bad enough! :evil:

What about me? :cry:

[Bad Zombie Night]

What about me? :cry:

I was just listing whoever had the most posts leading up to each promotion.

Don't worry Meli, I won't forget list you up there when the time is right.... I promise.

[Meli]

I was just listing whoever had the most posts leading up to each promotion.

Don't worry Meli, I won't forget list you up there when the time is right.... I promise.
Okay I feel much Better.:hug:

[Divided Soul]

Well we don't want to ever forget anyone :)

[Meli]

Well we don't want to ever forget anyone :)
Awwwwww.......:mrgreen:

[Sapphire Dragon]

Awwwwww.......:mrgreen:
What Meli said...

[Bad Zombie Night]

Time for another update........


Post Count Watch

Name Your On Title (1400 Posts)

Zen Buddakhan.... 1,348 (Come on Zen... You can do it!)

General (1000 Posts)

!Vision! ............... 965

Colonel (500 Posts)

Last Resort Man.... 481

Captain (250)

Thing .................. 247
Spiral .................. 245
Sexual_Zombie ..... 241

(Anybody wanna bet on this one.) :evil:

[Pain]

I reckon the V man will get to general pretty darn soon.

Can't wait to see what Zen will change his title to :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Sorry Meli :-(


You still need a few more posts.

[Meli]

Sorry Meli :-(


You still need a few more posts.

:-(

But you gotta admit I'm movin' up pretty fast. :mrgreen:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Not before too long, I'm sure we will all be bowing down, and calling you "The Queen of the Dead."


Hail to the Queen!





http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Signs/Kneelsuckers.gif

[Pain]

BZN, you can be such a patronizing son of a hoo har!

But i love it! :lol:

Quite frankly i don't care about anyone's post count, cos the majority of members here genuinely have something constructive (or funny) to say! :)

[Bad Zombie Night]

BZN, you can be such a patronizing son of a hoo har!

But i love it! :lol:

Quite frankly i don't care about anyone's post count, cos the majority of members here genuinely have something constructive (or funny) to say!

Uh Pain... What in the hell are you talking about? :drool:

Did you have too much to drink again last night? :drinking: :loon:

[Pain]

Who knows, i'm sure i had a point but it's anyones guess what is was :doh:

Was only messing about anyway :)

[Bad Zombie Night]

Who knows, i'm sure i had a point but it's anyones guess what is was :doh:

Was only messing about anyway :)
I knew that evil pub you frequent, had something to do with it. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/sharpteeth.gif

[Ellis]

God, I can't wait till I have my own title, at the same time I am going to change my name from Ellis to... Oh, you'll find out.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats to Spiral & Sexual Zombie for making Captain! :rock: :clap:

[HOO-HAA]

Thanks, BZN!

Now where's that undead army of mine.... lazy bunch of no-good vagrants. I'll make soldiers of them yet! :evil:

[Pain]

Congrats! Big up the Irish massive! :lol: :evil:

[HOO-HAA]

Congrats! Big up the Irish massive! :lol: :evil:

Slainte, Pain!

[Pain]

You're welcome Spiral!! :)

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats to Thing - our newest Zombie Captain! :clap: :drinking:

[Pain]

Well done Thing :clap: :drinking:

[HOO-HAA]

Thing, we'll sort out that undead army between us! LEFT, MARCH! :)

[Pain]

Congrats to Dr Freudstein on making Colonel :) :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Nice going Dr. F! :clap:

[Dr. Freudstein]

Thank You, Thank You, Fright Fans! :)

Only another 900 posts 'til I make Enormozombatron!

[Pain]

another 900 posts 'til I make Enormozombatron!

That i can't wait to see! :)

[Bad Zombie Night]

Thank You, Thank You, Fright Fans! :)

Only another 900 posts 'til I make Enormozombatron!

LOL! What is that? :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

I wanna give a special BZN salute to !Vision! for making his 1,000th post! http://members.aol.com/BADZOMBIENIGHT/salute.gif

[Pain]

LOL! What is that? :lol:

Watch Die You Zombie Bastards and all will be revealed!

Congrats !vision! :clap: :drinking:

[!Vision!]

Thanks fellas, I guess my name gets wrote down in the anals of ATZ history now.

[Pain]

Thanks fellas, I guess my name gets wrote down in the anals of ATZ history now.

I reckon so!! :evil:

[HOO-HAA]

!Vision!, you da man :drinking:

Doc, that is one helluva title! I'll give you the respect you most truly deserve once you bag that handle.. :clap:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Watch Die You Zombie Bastards and all will be revealed!

Congrats !vision! :clap: :drinking:

I've been looking for that particular flick, but I'm having a hard time trying to find a copy. :loon:

[Pain]

This is where i got my copy.

http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4180

But i'm not sure any are left.

You could try dieyouzombiebastards@hotmail.com

[!Vision!]

Here's the official site BZN: http://www.dieyouzombiebastards.com/
Looks like it's for sale there now.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Thanks guys! I'm checking out both links as we speak.

[warior 13]

I'm slowly getting to 1000, I'll have my custom name in a few months. Time to do some post whoring.

[Some_Day...]

I'm trying!!! I'm nearly there...I'll have my five gravestones!!! :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Post Count Watch Update

Name Your On Title (1400 Posts)

Zen Buddakhan.... 1,376 (just a little further now!)

General (1000 Posts)

corgi37 ............... 881

Colonel (500 Posts)

Last Resort Man.... 489
Some_Day... ....... 488
Meli ................... 485 (OK, you made it)

Captain (250)

jackskellington ..... 240

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats to Slumlord! You made it to Captain! :clap: :drinking::rock:

[Some_Day...]

So close!!!

[SGT. DEATH]

So close!!!
Keep posting,its not like you to be stuck for words.

[Some_Day...]

WOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I did it!!! I can't belive it!!! :lol: :drinking:

[SGT. DEATH]

S.D. is sexcited again to make the big 500.Congrats beatiful one. :saw: :rock:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Nice going Colonel Some_Day...!!! :clap: :rock: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/0490.gif

[Pain]

Nice one Geordie lass!! :clap: :drinking:

[HOO-HAA]

WAy to go, Some Day!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Some_Day...]

Thank you, thank you. I'd like to thank everyone who created interesting threads for me to post in and God Bless Sgt. for that useless facts thread..that helped up my posts somewhat!! Cheers people!!! :lol:

[Pain]

And the next to reach Colonel will be.......!

[Sapphire Dragon]

Pain, would that be me, coz this is my 500th POST!!!!!

Yippee!!

[Pain]

Nice one Aussie! :drinking:

Congrats! Next stop General!

[SGT. DEATH]

Shes there. :rock: :rock:

[Sapphire Dragon]

Nice one Aussie! :drinking:

Congrats! Next stop General!
Halfway there, halfway there! :lol: :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Pain, would that be me, coz this is my 500th POST!!!!!

Yippee!!
Nice going SD! How does it feel to be a Colonel? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/Partyicon.gif

[Sapphire Dragon]

Nice going SD! How does it feel to be a Colonel? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/Partyicon.gif
Pretty damn good!

[Bad Zombie Night]

Post Count Watch Update

Name Your On Title (1400 Posts)

Zen Buddakhan.... 1,376
DocZomby.......... 1,365


I dunno Zen... :roll: Doc is coming up really fast on your rear.
I think he may want it more badly than you do. :evil:

[Pain]

Doc is coming up really fast on your rear.
I think he may want it more badly than you do. :evil:

So brace yourself! :evil:

The race is on!

[Bad Zombie Night]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/BALLOONS.gif



Congrats Meli!!!


You've finally made it to Colonel! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/999.gif :rock: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/B-Days%20-%20Party/Partyicon.gif

[HOO-HAA]

Nice one, Meli! I feel I kinda helped you out , what with the whole Paris Hilton thing? :lol:

[Some_Day...]

Congrats Meli!! Nice one! :)

[Pain]

Congrats Meli! :drinking:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Congrats to jackskellington! You're a Captain Now! :clap: :drinking: :rock:

[Detroit Dogg]

only 30 some post left for me!


~Dre

[Pain]

Congrats jackskellington :drinking:

Youl'll get that promotion soon Detriot Dogg!

[Some_Day...]

Noce one DD i'm drunk so I'm rooting for you

[Bad Zombie Night]

Another Big Congratulations to Last Resort Man! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/nanners/0497.gif

:rock: You finally made it to Colonel! :rock: