What would you rather do?

[Meganube]

This is one of those classic childhood games except I guess with a more cryptic thing anyway Ill start it off, and person who answers goes next:

Be shot in the knee or Stick a toothpick in between your toe nail and kick a wall?

[The Blind Dead]

Having already been shot twice, I can honestly say I'd rather stick a toothpick under my toe nail and kick a wall.

Would you rather chew a handful of flies or satisfy your "urges" with a billygoat?

[Meganube]

Since im not into beastiallity i guess I would rather eat the flies.

Would you rather take a shower in sulfuric acid, or drink a mug full of it?

[Devon]

well either way would kill you, I would rather take a shower in it.

Would you rather run out in rush hour traffic or have your body get chewed on with a rabies infected snake?

[Corpse Grinder]

Run out in rush hour traffic since it'll be gridlocked!

Would you rather have a hypodermic needle stick into your eye or have a Brown Recluse Spider bite your nose?

[ERiKDude]

The spider, i'm not a fan of needles

Eat a baby or drown a sack of kittens?

[as_i_lay_dying]

Since I am not a cannibal:puke:... I'd drown a sack of kittens:shock:

Would you rather sit and watch paid programming shows for 10 years straight with no breaks, or sit in total darkness for 10 years straight with nothing but a pillow and a blanket also with no breaks?

[nirvroxx]

paid programing....

would you rather get a papercut to your eyeball or have your teeth smashed in with a baseball bat?

[Meganube]

Hard choice there, but I would have my teeth smashed.

Would you rather eat a newborn kitten, or puppy?

[vortec1]

I'll eat the kitten

Would you rather jump from a burnning building or face the flames.

[nirvroxx]

jump....at least it all ends when you hit the pavement.

hmmmm, lets see.. get a full force kick to the jewels from a NFL kicker or get a full force punch to the jewels from mike tyson.

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

punch, I imagine itd be much harder to punch a hangin nutsack full force then to kick it seeing how the kick has the legs to guide it right into place :P.

would you rather eat a 2 week old hamburger thats rotten and covered in mold or eat a raw chicken?

[UNDEAD FRED]

Give me the burger

Have sex with Rosie O'Donnel or kick in the groin?

[Corpse Grinder]

Hah! I've been married twice, so give me Rosie for the night! :lol:

Impaled through the rectum or through the nasal cavity?

[nirvroxx]

kick in the groin, kick in the groin!! :puke:


run your face across a splintery door or use habanero juice eye drops.

[Victor Clark]

I have 20/20 vision, so I'll take the door.


One night with Rosanne Barr or one year in prison?

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

one night with rosane, the lights turn out for a reason :lol:

hot poker up your arse or your johnson stuck in a bear trap?

[vortec1]

Wow thats hard, Bear trap it is.

Grenade in the pants or cage full of lions?

[Pain]

I'd throw a grenade in the pants of a lion because i am that fooking hard.

Watch ROTLD 2 or Video Dead Alex style from the Clockwork Orange.

[Victor Clark]

ROTLD 2. I liked that movie.


Would you go into a rabid baboon cage dressed as a banana, or go to Michael Jackson's house dressed as a Boy Scout?

[Corpse Grinder]

Hmmm... Michael's gloved hand rubbing my merit badge!

Enema with boiling water or eaten alive by army ants?

[vortec1]

Burns will heal eaten away flesh will not, so enema it is.

face a flamethrower or wood chipper.

[UNDEAD FRED]

A flamethrower, I get goosebumps thinking about a wood chipper.



Be forced to watch without sleep, a 48 hour teletubbie marathon, or a 48 hour Barney the purple dinosaur marathon?

[vortec1]

Have to go with Barney and I have no Ideal why.

brave a week with Les Stroud on survivor man or Bear Grills on man vs wild.

[UNDEAD FRED]

I think I would try survivor man, eat disqusting stuff.



Set off a small firecracker in you nose, or smash your thumb hard with a hammer?

[Boozbie]

Hammer defiently...otherwise the firecracker may impeed future plans to grow a mustache!

Eat a peice of your own sh*t or do the nasty with a tranquilized gorilla?

[nirvroxx]

wow....tuff shit. poo it is! (pun intended)

pierce a testicle with a rusty nail or pierce both testicles with sewing pins(much thinner then nails)

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

sewing pins , no contest.

get hit in the nuts with a line drive off the bat of barry bonds or get hit in the nuts by tiger woods with a driver at full power?

[nirvroxx]

wow......damn. thats a tough one. both incredibly incapacitating injuries, yet I feel it would be manlier if barry bonds did it!

eaten alive by zombies or eaten alive by wolves?

[Corpse Grinder]

Zombies, so I can come back and eat everyone here!

Chew on a ball of aluminum foil or swallow live black widows.

[nirvroxx]

dude....no question. aluminum foil....**** spiders!

eat someone elses vomit from a bowl or inhale someone else fart straight from the sphincter...oh man, I made myself gag.:puke:

[Victor Clark]

Fart inhalation. It's faster to deal with.


Participate in a live nude modeling show, or be the spokesperson for Viagra?
(If you're a woman, spokesperson for whatever the female equivalent is for that)

[nirvroxx]

Fart inhalation. It's faster to deal with.


Participate in a live nude modeling show, or be the spokesperson for Viagra?
(If you're a woman, spokesperson for whatever the female equivalent is for that)
:lol:dammit! uhhhh, nude show. only a handfull of peeps are gonna see you there as opposed to millions at home knowing you have "boner" issues.

trampled by a massive heard of wildabeast, or tied down to a railroad track?

[Corpse Grinder]

Railroad track.

Shoulder blades torn out or saw through your achille's tendons?

[TheDeadHarlequinQueen]

I'd have to say the saw through the tendons... sounds delightful.

Be shot and killed or stabbed and killed?

[Corpse Grinder]

I've always wanted to be shot!

Have your teeth broken in half one by one with pliers or have your toes smashed one by one with a ballpeen hammer?

[Dagnammit]

I'd rather have my toes smashed because medical treatment is free in the UK, and dental treatment is not. :lol:

Kill someone else's baby or murder your own mother?

[nirvroxx]

Omg that one is horrible! Hmmmmm....cant do that to my momma...sorry little Johnny, you’re time on earth is up.

Walk around an Iraqi neighborhood with a sign that reads “I enjoy killing Iraqis” or walk up to a group of pro football players and tell em: “you guys only so big cause you have small wankers.”

[UNDEAD FRED]

Football playes dont carry AK47s, well most dont.


Scratch the hell out of your Dawn of the Dead 1978 DVD or Night of the Living Dead 1968 DVD?

[Corpse Grinder]

NOTLD 68, 'cuz it's cheaper!

Wake up in a hotel bathtub with your kidneys removed or your liver removed?

[nirvroxx]

i need both of those to booze it up!!!

damn. I guess kidneys...but you'll end up dying either way.


jumping out of a plane without a chute or playing russian roullete for 3 hours straight.

[UNDEAD FRED]

Get it over quick Da Plane Da Plane


Be chased down, and slowly be torn apart by rage infected or DOTD 04 zombies?

[Boozbie]

Rage infected at least i could maybe knock one out wouldnt do anything but it would make me feel better


Get your hand caught in a bench sander or a drill press?

[warior 13]

Bench sander, you can pull your hand out without crippling damage, Ive slipped and sanded my hand before.


Be involved in a plane crash, or be on board a sinking ship?

[Corpse Grinder]

Sinking ship. A better chance to be rescued.

Have salt poured into your eyeballs or have your fingernails and toenails pulled out one by one?

[nirvroxx]

fingernails grow back....but OUCH!!!


armed with only a small pocket knife, fight a grizzly bear or fight a tiger?

[Dagnammit]

Tigers are born predators, evolved purely to hunt and kill land-based prey. Bears are extremely dangerous and powerful but they are also (comparatively) lumbering omnivores who would rather eat fish and berries than me. I'm not saying I would stand a chance with either one, but I'd have to say bear.

Stand on a stonefish - considered the most painful experience known to man or woman, so bad the victims try to amputate their own affected limb to escape the pain, and is often fatal - or slide down a blunt razor blade using your groin as breaks and land in a puddle of vinegar?

[Boozbie]

Jesus i think i'm gonna go with the fish i don't know what that would feel like but i know what crotch + razors would feel like!

Starve to death slowly out in the wilderness or hunt kill and eat your best friend?

[UNDEAD FRED]

I would have my best friend over for dinner

You can only watch House of the Dead for the rest of your life or Day of the Dead 2 - Contagium for the rest of your life?

[nirvroxx]

luckily for me I havent seen either. HA!
but I hear DOTD2 is god awful...

drown in urine or drown in stomach acid.

[as_i_lay_dying]

I'll take the urine.

Run through a field of barbed wire, or run through a field of flames?

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the flames. Barbed wire sucks!


Captain Hook as your butt massager or Stevie Wonder as your personal driver?

[Meganube]

Im gonna take the stevie wonder, at least he's famous.

Would you rather Dive into the deep end of an olympic sized swimming pool filled with Seamen head first, or would you rather eat a steaming bowl of feces

[DentFoster]

I'll take a swim, 'cause I ain't eating shit.


Hold your hands in the toaster for the full cycle on high or a dunk in the deep fryer?

[as_i_lay_dying]

oh man..... I'll go with the toaster!

Ok so :
Spend an entire day with Steve Urkel (http://www.kellie.de/fm/steve3.jpg)... Or Spend the day( even the night;-) )with Kimmy Gibler (http://cjenkins.org/kg.jpeg)?

[DentFoster]

Bring on Kimmy Gibbler.



Be stepped on by Godzilla or hit by a Mack truck doing 80?

[Dagnammit]

Be stepped on by Godzilla. 100 people are killed on the roads every day here in the UK, but, to date, only Japanese people have been stepped on by Godzilla (unless you count that cheesy CG Godzilla wannabe that attacked New York a few years back). So at least if I was stepped on I'd be unique.

Take a bath of earthworms or sleep on a bed of maggots?

[DentFoster]

Bring on them worms.



Die peacefully six months from now or suffer a slow, violent death ten years from now?

[Corpse Grinder]

A violent death ten years from now because I want to see if the Mayans were right about Dec. 21, 2012!

Go through the rest of your life without eyelids or without lips?

[DentFoster]

I'd have to give up my lips. That would definitely make Halloween more fun.


Hack your hands off at the wrists or have your legs burnt off at mid thigh?

[Corpse Grinder]

Legs burnt off. At least they'd be cauterized!


Would you rather have your eyeballs pop out or have your rectum prolapsed?

[vortec1]

I'll take the eyeballs the doc's can popthem back in.

1 week in NOTLD 68 or 1 day in 28 days later.

[Corpse Grinder]

NOTLD '68 'cuz I can outrun them!

Chew off your arm at the elbow or saw off your leg with a pocket knife at the knee if either were pinned under a overturned mack truck?

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'd do the leg. I don't think I can play videogames with one arm, and with the prosphetics these days, I can relearn how to ride a unicycle if I had the right attachment (yes, I can ride a unicycle).

Drive a Nascar racer 500 laps without a seatbelt, or ride a bike with bad suspension down a rocky mountain without a seat and pants?

[Uuklay]

500 laps without a seatbelt, but only because I can't gauge the level of pain that would give.

Which would you rather straddle naked: a six foot sugaru cactus or a horny prison inmate?

[DentFoster]

I guess I'd be gettin' intimate with the cacti.


A fishhook in the eye or chew your own tongue off?

[Corpse Grinder]

Fishhook. The pain would be quicker and then I can play Snake Plisskin!

Slowly being crushed to death from the feet up by a steamroller or have your skin removed and thrown in a vat of salt?

[DentFoster]

Ugh! I don't wanna play no more!! :puke:

I guess, bring on the potato peeler & prep the vat.



Hacked to pieces and violated by a lumberjack or drug behind a car for 50 miles over rough ashpalt?

[Corpse Grinder]

violated by a lumberjack as long as it's Michael Palin!

Die from eating tainted salmon mousse or have have your head gnawed off by a rabbit?

[DentFoster]

It would have to be the rabbit because I can't stand salmon. (plus I have the holy hand grenade)


Die from a parachute failure or live the rest of your life sitting in on a never ending evangelical sermon?

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the parachute. I can't stand 5 minutes of that evangalist crap.


Which would you rather do naked: make a 3 hour oratory speech in front of the world or spend a week in prison?

[Dr. Foster]

SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

Here's a sample from about the fifteen minute mark, "Damn, two hours and forty five minutes left...you guys are not gonna like me when this thing is over, but like I was saying...If it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."

always have a small rock in your shoe that you can never find, or always have a tiny hair on your tongue that you can never get off.

[DentFoster]

Oh damn, good one Doc. I'll take the tiny hair. At least that dosen't hurt.


Smoke a dog turd or eat cat puke?

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

I think id have to smoke a dog turd, one time I smoked a grape vine when I was in jr high school, so might as well add to the list of F@cked up things ive tried to smoke :doh:

would you rather live the rest of your life with no TV or no radio / music ( cant listen to music on those all music, radio type channels on the TV )

[UNDEAD FRED]

No music I guess:-(


Have wild sex with Elvira or Wonder Woman (Linda Carter)?

[Malek]

Wonder women,only because i know who she is




Be slowly eaten by spiders and flys or spend 50 years in a spider cage

[Meganube]

I guess Ill be eaten by spiders, its atleast entertaining to something.

What would you rather do Be made into a ground meat burger, or sliced into fries ?

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'll be french fries. At least that would look more interesting afterward.


Write 500 copies of the Dictionary in every language each by hand, or type down the conversations of every single MySpace chatroom conversation to tonight?

[vortec1]

Shite Victor you make them hard choices my space it is!

So I will make It easier 1 beer or 1 shot?:)

[Boozbie]

Not meaning to go back but you got to with the dictionary at least you would learn something besides that Tina is a bitch and My Chemical Romance is like Oh MY GOD!! the best band EVER!!!

I would go with one beer.....and when you weren't looking take the shot also!


Buy in front of all your friends a N'Sync or a Backstreet Boys album

[vortec1]

I like your thinking Boozbie take both!

So I will have to take both bands there has to be something I can salvig.

be married or young and free?

[Meganube]

I Geuss young and free so I can spend money on my self for that time.

Would you rather be stabbed with a knife 200 times then die, or be shot with 200 arrows then die?

[UNDEAD FRED]

Give me the arrows



Be chased across the galaxy by Darth Vader or chased across the seven seas by Davey Jones?

[Corpse Grinder]

The galaxy, it's so endless.

Drink stomach acid or eat horse manure?

[Meganube]

Drink Stomach acid, I rather wouldnt eat kaka or puke.

Be involved in the philidelphia experiment(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment) or be involved in the black mesa experiment(Resonance)

[Corpse Grinder]

Mesa. I'd rather fight aliens than be stuck in a ship!

Would you rather swallow a cupful of broken glass or roll naked over broken glass?

[Victor Clark]

I'll roll in it. I heard of people who can walk on glass without any cuts, so maybe the same will go for me.


Walk into the White House dressed as a suicide bomber, or go in front of a PETA convention in full blown leather and a bucket of fried chicken?

[Darkness]

"I'll take the PETA. Paint and Paintball guns don't hurt half as much as real bullets." :lol:


"Getting slowly roasted to death over a huge hot bed of coals and flames?

......or......

Getting slowly ripped to death, piece by piece, from the inside out by massive barbed wire?" :evil:

[Victor Clark]

Burn some coals and put an apple in my mouth, my death's gonna be a Luau!


Run through a field of bees naked for an hour covered in honey, or give a colonoscape(sp) with a silly straw to Rosie O'Donnell?

[Meganube]

Id rather be stung to death then be near rosie o'donnall.

Eat, Digest, and realease Barbed wire, Or do the opposite with the wire and put in your rectum and pull it out your mouth

[Victor Clark]

I gues I'll eat it. At least my funeral won't have people snickering during the service.:lol:


Walk across the world's longest skillet naked or dive off the world's tallest waterfall naked?

[vortec1]

My natural prowness will speak for it's self.

Get laid or talk on ATZ!

[Corpse Grinder]

How about both?

Skinned alive or impaled through the rectum?

[Mygeeto]

skinned alive


1) be tortured endlessly by joseph mengele
or
2) spend the rest of your life in a cage with a bunch of 300 pound, gay guys with 15'' dicks

[Meganube]

Ill take the torture, Aint no way im gonna be some fatass's bitch.

Eat your best friend who's still alive, Or your loved one.

[Dagnammit]

Best friend, proved I don't have to go anywhere near his genitals :puke:

Have to go to a busy emergency room/ward with a bottle stuck up your ass, or have your mother walk in on you having sex?

[Zombie Survivor]

My mother walk in on me whilst having sex. Embarassing? Sure, but it beats having a bottle in your rectum...

Shooting a zombie in the head / Letting a zombie eat all your enemies.

[hatefuldisplay]

Shooting a zombie in the head / Letting a zombie eat all your enemies.Let the zombie eat all my enemies. Sorry folks. I have a lot of pent up hatred for people and I wouldn't want most of my enemies around during an outbreak anyway.

Travel with a time machine to an undetermined year in the past or travel using the same machine to 300 years into the future?

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'd like to go back in time. If I went 300 years foward, I might end up either suffucating in space after Earth blew up, or be an alien's personal bitch.:lol:


Participate in the Daytona 500 after taking 3 sleeping pills, or go to a prison for one night after taking 3 Viagra pills.

[Zombie Survivor]

Going to prision for one night after taking three Viagra pills. Yeah, you may look stupid and you may get unwanted attention... ... But it's better then crashing with a car.

Surviving a global vampire outbreak / Surviving a global zombie outbreak

[Malek]

Zombie,Hands down



Rush into a Police station Screaming "PENIS" or Rush out into a race track naked

[Victor Clark]

I'll run the race track naked. If I live, I'll be the star of every tabloid paper and TV show for a year!


If you were locked in a prison cell for a year, would you want to be in there with a murderer or a rapist?

[Boozbie]

Depends on who was bigger? I'd go with the rapist at least you would get the fun of beating the hell out of a sex offender daily for a year!


Fight Mike Tyson in his prime or to be known nationally as the guy who gave Bob Dole a reach around?

[Victor Clark]

I'll be the one who felt up Bob Dole. Mike Tyson would probably kill me, and look at how much attention Monica Lewinski got after her scandal with Bill Clinton!


Go to a bank with a ski mask on, or go to the PETA Awards with a fur coat on?

[Mygeeto]

id definatly go to the PETA with a fur coat AND do ya one better by eating a steak in front of everyone

Constipation at your mums funeral, or Dioreah on your birthday?

[Victor Clark]

I'll pick the diarreah. I had a stomach virus on my last birthday, so it wouldn't be that bad to have a sickness again when I turn 18.


Die in Death Valley or die in the South Pole?

[Constantine1911]

Die in death valley

Surounded by zombies with a bat or surrounded by rappists with your fists?

[Dagnammit]

Zombies. Because I hate rap music :doh: :lol:

Fall into a vat of molten lead (at a mere 327ºC it would take about 10 seconds of indescribable agony to kill you), or drown for five minutes in raw sewage.

[Z-Day is very soon]

raw sewage

would you rather die by getting you fingers cut off with pliers(bllod loss or Shock) or die from getting beat by coca cola cans?

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the Coke cans.


Spend 1 minute in the world's largest microwave, or 1 year on a deserted island with nothing BUT a microwave?

[Boozbie]

I'm going with a year in the deserted island id figure out some way to have sex with the microwave.


Beaten badly by a posse of elderly folks or little girls?

[Malek]

....little girls,cause i wont feel bad bout killing em later



Eating Rotting rat corpses,or playing nothing but Everquest for the next 25000 years

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'll play Everquest. I'll find out what all the buzz is about and be a legend for eternity!


Have surgery to have "Spock Ears", or wear your Mother's underwear (with nothing underneath) to a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

[Darkness]

"OOooo! Hard choice, can't I get the ears AND have fun at Rocky Horror?" :cry:

"I guess I'll take the ears, since I have Rocky Horror on DVD." :lol:


"Be buried alive for a year with nothing but old Harlequin Romance Novels to keep you company.........or.........Be stranded in an underwater cave for a year with the most annoying person you know."

[UNDEAD FRED]

Ill take the romance novels, I hate annoying people



Have to sit there and watch all 6 Star Wars movies at one sitting, or watch all 3 Lord of the Rings special extended edition movies in one sitting?

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the Star Wars trilogy. The last thing I want to see is a bunch of Keebler Elves meet the Wizard of Dooseldorfen, go up a Mountain of Zip Zorp and fight the Dragin of Bort Bort!:lol:


Be constantly scared in your house by the kid from The Grudge, or be constantly harassed on the phone by the killer from Scream?

[Darkness]

"I'll take the phone calls, he doesn't get water all over the carpets." :lol:


"A night with Freddy Kruger, or a night with Hannable Lector?"

[Eknytz]

Hannibal Lector, at least he's a mortal.

Held hostage by terrorists and stuck in the same room for 19 years blindfolded or-
Successfully escape but you are injured and lose the use of your legs during the escape.

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

you gotta ask a question now :doh:

[Eknytz]

heh -I already did, go back to my post.

[Corpse Grinder]

I guess I'll lose the legs, I won't mind sitting in Radio Flyer wagon after that!

Which would you rather have removed: your butt cheeks or your facial cheeks?

[Good Eye Sniper]

Hmmm...Butt cheeks I guess XD Just for the hell of it. Not like I have a butt anyway. >.<
-Would you rather have Gerard Way or Scott Stapp follow you wherever you went singing obnoxious things at the top of his lungs for a day?

[Victor Clark]

I don't know either, so I'll say Scott Strap.


Watch nothing but The View for the rest of your life, or listen to nothing but Yoko Ono for the rest of your life?

[UNDEAD FRED]

I guess I will take the view, then smash my TV



Be a lead zombie in a Romero dead movie or a Jedi in a Star Wars movie?

[DentFoster]

That's a really tough call. I'd rather be like Bub :) but I'd choose Jedi for the $$$'s so I can afford to complete my DVD collection.


Drink a bottle of drain cleaner or chew up & swallow a handfull of razor blades?

[Corpse Grinder]

I guess I'll drink Drano to see if I foam up like in Mother's Day!

Have your intestines pulled out through your belly button or sit in a pile of salt with a prolapsed anus?

[Constantine1911]

Intestines puled out through belly.

Shotgun barrel up the *SS and trigger pulled or face crushed by car smasher?

[Mygeeto]

I don't know either, so I'll say Scott Strap.


Watch nothing but The View for the rest of your life, or listen to nothing but Yoko Ono for the rest of your life?

Scott Stapp was the lead singer of Creed.


ill take the face crushing thanks.


would you prefer a Dirty Sanchez or a Cleaveland Steamer?

[DentFoster]

Ekh! Gimme the Cleaveland Steamer, at least it's nowhere near my piehole.


Wake up with Richard Simmons asleep on your arm or drink the toilet water from a busy truck stop?

[zombiefreak24]

I would go with the toilet water


Eat a pile of dog :poo: or eat someone elses:puke:

[zombiefreak24]

I would go with the toilet water


Eat a pile of dog crap or eat someone elses puke?

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'll take the puke.


Participate in the background of a Richard Simmons work out video, or be Rosie O'Donnell's personal workout trainer?

[Boozbie]

Richard Simmons by far i would have a such great time i and would be a huge distraction to people trying to "Pump it out!" i If i had to spend any amount of time with Rosie one of us would be flung out a 10th story window.


Kicked in the crotch or kicked in the face?

[Victor Clark]

Kicked in the face, no questions asked!


Have a root canal or have butt implants?

[Good Eye Sniper]

Root Canal :/

Have a Chocolate rocket or Chocolate pancake done to you?

[zmbvan]

Wow. After doing a little research at urbandictionary.com (http://urbandictionary.com) I have decided that I would rather preform a chocolate pancake.

Now would you rather,

A. Watch pornographic films with your grandmother every sunday for the next year
or
B. Get the pinky of your choice (left or right) surgically removed with all of the proper medications afterwards (virtually painless)

The choice is yours!

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

porno and grandma for sure, if old grams is down for watching it why the hell not, get to watch some guy with a bad moustache getting it on with hot chicks and I get to keep my pinky, win win.




would you rather be picked up by your feet and swung agasint a tree like a baseball bat 2 or 3 times.

OR

have a burlap sack tied over your head with a 2 pound staraving rat in it for 30 minutes.

[skullwarrior]

il take the rat thanks:-(.

would you rather have white hot rebar shoved in your temples?:drool:


or


be an inmates "release" for a month?:puke::evil:

[blaje]

well seeing as how the rebar would murder you and that you didn't specify the mode of release. i would much rather jerk off an inmate for a month then get murdered with a piece of scalding rebar.

would you rather dry shave your legs with a rusty razor
OR
smash your finger repeatedly in a car door until satisfactory breakage occurs in all ten?:x

[Victor Clark]

I'll shave my legs. A bunch of scratches will heal a helluva lot faster than reattaching and fixing broken fingers.



Work at McDonalds when you're 90 until death, or clean up after 90 year olds right now?

[zmbvan]

I would rather pick up old peoples shit probably.

Would you rather peel your fingers with a peeler
or
Stick your hand in a fryer for 5 minutes

[Victor Clark]

I'll pick the peeler. Those deep fryers hurt like hell!


Have a roman candle hit you in the ass, or have a sledgehammer hit you in the balls?

[zmbvan]

Oh man, I would take the roman candle any day. I can't even imagine what it would feel like to get my balls popped. :puke::cry::puke::drool:

While on hallucinogenic drugs would you rather:

Go to a Gwar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GWAR) show
or
Go to a Slipknot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slipknot_(band)) show

[blaje]

Definitely the Gwar show. that would be so kick ass man. holy shit, oderus and all them. that would be a bad acid trip.

aright, would you rather
not eat for a week
or
eat only waffle house for a year

[Victor Clark]

I'll starve for a week. The smells in a Waffle House alone make me gag!



Walk a hundred miles on your hands and knees nonstop, or push a midsize car a hundred miles nonstop?

[Zombreach]

Walk a hundred miles on my hands and knees. I'm not strong enough to push a car.

Be trapped in a haunted lunatic asylum for one night or..

Be trapped in a funhouse with zombies for one night.

[blaje]

definitely the funhouse, zombies are killable
Would you rather
Live with your parents for the rest of your life
Or
Live on the streets for one year

[zmbvan]

The streets. I could survive on the streets longer than at my parents house.

Become a Vampire
or
Become a Werewolf

[Zombreach]

This is a hard one...both are pretty invincible and consume humans in some way. But...the vampire can live forever. I'll go vampire!

Would you rather: Eat a hamburger someone has spit on or...

Drink a glass full of blenderized liver?

[Victor Clark]

I'll drink the liver! There's no way I''ll eat someone else's spit!


Be Paul Sheldon in "Misery", or be Dr. Lawrence in "Saw"?

[zmbvan]

Paul Sheldon. At least he survives in the end.

Get a hot iron pressed against your face
or
Get one of your eyes stabbed out with a fork

[Victor Clark]

I honor my 20-20 vision, so I'll take the iron. Besides, chicks dig scars!



Live the rest of your life in an elderly nudist colony, or walk through Times Square in NYC on the coldest day of the year butt naked until you're arrested?

[blaje]

definitely walk naked at times square i can deal with cold, not old saggy boobs.
would you rather
get maced by a cop
or
get hit in the mouth with his billy club?

[Victor Clark]

I'll get maced. I have really good teeth!


Would you walk through a meth lab while on fire, or walk through a hunting ground dressed as a deer?

[Zombreach]

I will take being shot over burning any day. At least I might survive if I get shot..hopefully I get the near-sighted hunter!

Would you rather:

Spend a month in solitary confinement or...

Spend a weekend exercising with Richard Simmons?

[Victor Clark]

I'll sweat to the oldies with Richard Simmons. His exercise programs are fun as hell!


Get your big toenail removed with a pair of rusty pliers, or get your 2 front teeth removed with a hammer?

[detpat]

Since i already had my front teeth knocked out with a barstool, I'd have to try the pliers

hand bitten off by a sal****er croc, or die of dysentery?


what a stupid filter.
EDIT salt water

[zmbvan]

Since I don't want to get poo and blood all over the place and I have no idea what kind of croc you are talking about. I will lose a hand, hell I will replace it with a fork and maybe have other attachments add on.

Have AIDS
or
Have Cancer

[Barbara]

Have cancer. Depending on what type of cancer it is, there might be a better chance of it being cured and going into remission.

Smoke a pack of cigarettes in 1 hour

OR

Smoke 5 full cigars in one day.

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the cigars and feel like Hue Hefner for a day, except without the mansion and constant bunnies around.:-(


Would you have scientists take off the top of your head and poke your brain for an untested experiment, or be abducted by aliens for an unknown reason?

[zmbvan]

I would go for the brain poking, maybe the doctor could get rid of that itch i can't seem to find on my skull.

Have leeches cover every inch of your body
OR
Have a multiple spiders lay eggs in random spots all over your body

[UNDEAD FRED]

I will take the spiders, and a super hot shower


Be a lead zombie in a Romero film, or a lead Jedi in a Star Wars film?

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

hmmm, play the lead zombie jedi in the first romero / lucas colaboration, star wars episode VII : Jedi of the dead.

boy thats a tough one though, I love both, as much as I love zombies, I would probaly have to go Jedi though if for no other reason you would be more recognizable and it plays to a larger audience.

would you rather

have to play really bad ( the worst ever ) video games 1 after another for a week straight

or watch really bad ( the worst ever ) movies for a week straight?

[zmbvan]

Oh man the choices...:doh: I think I would need to be a Jedi...no wait a zombie...No a Jedi, definitely a Jedi.

Edit:
Video game. At least I could work on my hand/eye coordination

Have the powers of Spider-man
OR
Have Magneto's powers

[Victor Clark]

I'll take Spiderman's powers, and maybe make an outfit that's less form-fitting than his.


Would you stay one week in a zombie infested New York City, or one night naked in Rosie O'Donnell's house?

[zmbvan]

Is there even a choice in the matter. Bring on the Zombies!

Cut your cheeks from side to side.
OR
Cut your tongue out of your mouth.

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'll take the cheeks. I'd open my mouth really wide and scare the hell out of people!:lol:


Be trapped in a parked smashable car during a monster truck show, or be tied onto a motorcycle traveling at mach 5 down a busy interstate highway?

[Meganube]

Seeing as the motorcycle managed to make it past mach 4 on a busy highway ill take that.

Have Jack Thompson as your new father, or spend 10 minutes with Rosie Odonald (spelling?)

[ZombiesAteMyDog]

rosie for sure, hell ill spend a week with her if it meant no more jack thompson.

would you rather be locked in a room for a year with

a TV and a NES, SNES, PS1, with 10 games of your choice for each.

or

a TV with a PS3 and its entire library of games

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the PS3. Duh!


Press a waffle iron on your hand for one minute, or go to a Michael Jackson sleepover for one night?

[Zombreach]

I'll take Michael Jackson. Rumor has it, he doesn't much care for girls. :lol:

Would you rather: Swim naked in piranha-infested waters, or...

Take a swim in Lake Placid?

[Victor Clark]

I'll swim in Lake Placid. Piranhas can get all over the body and bite EVERYWHERE! :scare:


Would you either try to get away from the Road Warrior cannibals in a Ford Festiva, or fight the mutants of The Hills Have Eyes covered in barbecue sauce?

[skullwarrior]

bring on the mutants baby!!



would you rather have a lit roman candle put in your bum


or


have a roman candle hit you in the nutsack.oh and no protection no pants.boxers,ect.

[Victor Clark]

Ooooh, that's a toughie! I guess I would have to take the hit to the balls, just because I took a hit to the stomach by a Roman Candle before, and that left no marks whatsoever.



Would you run through a killer bee farm covered in honey, or run through an anoconda infested jungle dressed as a mouse?

[skullwarrior]

run through the jungle... seeing as no mutantly freak anacondas are alive*like the movie*gimmie jungles.


would you rather

1.be an inmates bitach for a year.

or

2.have fishhooks put all over your torso then slowly reeled in to split it open.

[Zombreach]

OUCH!!! to #2. I'll take the inmate. I don't want to be ripped open. (Oh! I guess that could happen in either scenerio:scare:)

Would you rather lie in a tub full of snakes or spiders?

[AN OLD SHOE]

snakes all the way! spiders creep me out


would you rather

shove a lit sparkler in ur pee hole for the whole duration

or

shove a coke can sized ice cube up ur butt hole until it melts compleltly

[Zombreach]

I'll take the ice. I prefer frost bite to a burn down there!:cry:

Would you rather:

1. Be shot and have to remove the bullet yourself with a knife...or

2. Be stabbed and have to suture the wound yourself without lidocaine?

[Victor Clark]

Damn, this thread is getting nasty! I would take the ice cube.


Get in a high speed police chase in the car you currently own (if you don't own one, then what your parents drive), or commit a bank robbery in a large city with no mask or makeup on?

[Zombie Buffet]

Hmmmmm, I guess I'd suck it up and deal with the robbery!

Would you rather:

Run naked into a room full of West Nile Virus carrying mosquitoes or walk naked through a room during your high school reunion (and they've all got camera phones!)

[ERiKDude]

I'm gonna go ahead and answer all three of those at once

1. I'll take out the bullet
2. Car chase :)
3. Definitely the high school reunion

Alright, would you rather wrestle a bear or hug a porcupine?

[AN OLD SHOE]

id walk naked at a highschool reunion....i mean that will show the ladies what they are missing:lol::loon:


and my school has already seen me naked...im kidding hahaha


would you rather cut off your own wiener with a butter knife

or

would you rather bite both of your nipples off


EDIT: sorrry erik we must have posted around the same time...and i will wrestle a bear

[Victor Clark]

Definitely the High School Reunion! I don't want to choose dying over embarassment.
EDIT: I'll take the nipples.


Would you kill the person you love the most for $10,000,000,000, or kill a thousand strangers for $20,000,000,000

[Zombreach]

And you said things were getting nasty?!

I'll kill the strangers.

I could never live with myself if I killed a close loved one!

Would you rather:

1. Drive a stake through your foot or...

2. Have your foot smashed by a mallet?

[AN OLD SHOE]

i will tke the steak....it will heal eventually...


having both of your legs smashed in sideways at the knee cap....then having to run a 5 mile marathon

or

stepping on 2 landmines...but only losing 1 leg

[zmbvan]

I guess I would try and run with broken knees. I wouldn't get very far though.

Would you:

Eat the raw intestines of a rabid dead squirrel off the road
Or
Eat a human steak off a dead body

[Zombreach]

YUCK!! Can I say no to both?! I guess I'd eat the human steak. At least it wouldn't kill me. (Will eating rabid meat give me rabies, I wonder?)


Would you rather:

1. Be the hunted prey in The Most Dangerous Game or...
2. Be one of the convicts on the island in The Condemned?

[AN OLD SHOE]

the most dangerous game...i can hide really good..but the condemned people had to do stuff or the bomb would be detonated..and werent they timed?


would you rather

get bitten by a zombie

or

have you throat slit...

[Zombreach]

Both ways I will be dead. NO FAIR!!!

At least if I get bit by a zombie I can become undead and bite back! So, although it would be more painful, I'll take door number one...zombify me!


Would you rather:

1. Participate in a native American Sundance, or...

2. Have fish hooks pushed through the skin of your chest?

[Victor Clark]

I'll take the Sundance, mostly because I don't know what it is.


Would you rather drink nothing but beer until you die, or do nothing but smoke cigarettes until you die?

[AN OLD SHOE]

drink beer...ciggs are gross :puke:


would you rather punch your great grandma in the stomach as hard as you can

or

punch a random cop in the stomach as hard as you can

[Zombreach]

Can't punch grammie...I'll punch the cop and run like mad!!!

Would you rather:

1. Spend a year in solitary confinement, or

2. Spend a week in a cell with Hannibal Lector(sp.?)?

[Z-Day is very soon]

2. Spend a week in a cell with Hannibal Lector(sp.?)?

fight Mike tyson or spend 8 years with hillary clinton?

[Victor Clark]

Definately fight Tyson. I don't think anyone can stand Hilary (and her husband proved it! :lol: )


Hold onto the back of a car going down a dirt road at 100 mph with nothing but a rope and your clothes on, or watch every Uwe Boll movie he's made and will make in the next 10 years back to back?

[Darkness]

"I'll take the movies. Easier to survive." :lol:


"Slide down a giant razor sharp blade, by the seat of your pants, with heavy weights on your ankles......."

"Or......"

"Get riped apart by a giant, demonically possessed, tree."

[Victor Clark]

When you say evil tree, are you talking about the ones from the Wizard of Oz? If so than I'll totally take that, just because seeing the Lollypop Guild would be a great last thing to experience before dying with a scarecrow.


Would you eat a bowl of woodscrews, or try to shove a quarter up your nose and snort it out of your mouth?