Your one liner

[WEAPONOFCHOICEKATANA]

You know in every action movie the hero/bad guy says some lame ass one liner before he makes his great heroic move to kill the enemy? What would yours be? I think i would use something like "im gonna kill you all the way dead" i know it sucks but im drunk and its kinda funny

[Corpse Grinder]

"See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!"

[dead and loving it]

(in Forest Gump voice) "That's all I have to say about that."

[Patches]

Wow, i can't believe i never thought what it would be...um...


"Try and tell me what the light is like..."

nonono, that's dumb, maybe...

"Race you to the grave, uh-oh, you win"

"Get your pleading out now, cause it's going to be REAL hard in about 5 seconds."

damn, im going to have to think, you never know when you're going to come out on top in some climatic fight...

[lavel]

I'd probably use the phrase Ving Rhames used in Dawn '06: Better you than me.:lol:

[The Phantom]

I think I would remain silent. It is safer. Although I might scream "HEADSHOT" a few times..

[Jay Decay]

"Eat lead leadeater"

"Stop yelling, you act like you've never been decapitated before!"

"Here's a little trick I learned from TV"

"Wow, Itchy and Scratchy were right. Violence IS fun"

"Let's see how tough you are without a head"

"Your face ..your ass, what's the diffrence"(God bless Duke Nukem)

*Human flesh isn't good for you, I'm putting you on a lead-only diet"

"Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting zombies ...Heh heh heh heh"

"What's that in your face? No wait, what's that in what used to be your face?"

"You want brains? Lick your own of the wall *BLAM* "

*Kills one with a chainsaw* "I came, I saw and I sawed again.

"Violence isn't the answer to everything, except to the death of you"

Are those cheesy enough for ya?

[Boomstick]

"I KEEPS IT REAL SON!!!!" 'BOOM!' "And thats all she wrote"

[Victor Clark]

"Aw man! I got blood on my good jeans!"

[Boomstick]

"Zombies Got GNARDS!!!"

[Zombie_215]

" Ya they're dead, they're all messed up! "

" This is my boom stick! " :shotg:

Two of my favorites!

[Slumlord]

"After I'm finished with you I'll think I'll get me some pudding."

"For those about to rock... " *KABOOM* "...I salute you."

"I can't kill what's already dead, but I'm sure gonna have fun trying."

"Soup of the day is meat gumbo."

"Time to find out how long the small intestine really is."

"Mommy said I should never play with things that go boom..." *BOOM*

"It's the new and improved meat cleaver! It slices, it dices, and now it even makes julian fries!"

[Chaz McBane]

See you in hell.....you first!!!

[Corpse Grinder]

"Here's your one-way ticket straight to Hell, boy!"

[Boomstick]

"I kick ass for the LORD!!!!"

*sorry had to say it*

[Zombie Lurv]

"itchy, taste this."

" Well ****...let me help you with that."

" So I'm told this leaves a big 'splosion on the other side of your skull. Wanna find out?"

"You dead, again."

And I think thats all the cheese we have time for.

[rourbod]

how about

"its zombie time"

"your about to be dead.....again"

in Arnold voice "your one ugly mother"

in Arnold voice "ill be back.....but you won't"

"lets see you come back after this.."*kaboom*

"how bout a free pass to deaderville"

[Boomstick]

"These Pretzels are making me Thirsty"

[DentFoster]

"Whassa madder? Don't wanna die?"
"This is gonna hurt you more than it does me."
"Whoopsie Daisy!"
"Momma had a baby & it's head popped off!"
"Close the door on your way out!"

[Dagnammit]

In a complete last ditch situation, a hundred bad guys closing in, no hope of escape and only a sharp stick to defend myself... I'd run at them screaming "I'M A FUKKIN' HEROOOOO!" and take out a few eyeballs before being torn to ribbons. :lol:

[Barbara]

"What do you mean 'BLEH'?....I dont like Spam!"

[Cornflakes]

Well probably mine would be

"Argghhhh its moving!" with the girly screams and hand waving.

or "pop goes the weasel" only after a head shot narutally

[Twistedlink]

" John Constaintine asshole!"

[Iron Knuckles]

I've been told If you can't top the best then steal it from the best so I'll go with "Zombies man, they creep me out"

[Zombie Lurv]

In a complete last ditch situation, a hundred bad guys closing in, no hope of escape and only a sharp stick to defend myself... I'd run at them screaming "I'M A FUKKIN' HEROOOOO!" and take out a few eyeballs before being torn to ribbons. :lol:
That is awesome...

[Corpse Grinder]

"Que sera, sera - mutha fukka!"

[mattifikation]

Before killing the zombie/s:

"Rest in Pieces!"

"I have had it with these motherf***ing zombies in this motherf***ing neighborhood!"

"And they thought bird flu was gonna be bad..."

"God D***it! I WILL live happily ever after tonight!"

"99 big hungry zeds on the wall, 99 big hungry zeds. Load up your gun, blow away one...."

AAAND after killing the zombies!!

"98 big hungry zeds on the wall!"

"Looks like somebody's getting a closed-casket funeral."

"Clean-up on aisle five!"

"And that's what f***in' happens! That's what you f***in' GET!!!"

"Tell Hitler I said hello!"

[Kemper]

Move over Rover and let Jimmy take over

[Corpse Grinder]

"Hungry? Eat THIS!" *KABOOM*

[Koschei]

"Suck my ****!"

*Drops attention. Female zombie grabs waist in vice-like iron grip.

"On second thought, don't"

"Aaaaargh!"

[Koschei]

The above are retarded as last words and I will in fact say nothing of the sort.

But it would make for a good scene in an extremely cheesy low-budget flick.

[Augustus Desius]

"He's/She's dead Jim"

oh yes.

[Twistedlink]

"Yipe Ky' ya mother F&#@er"

[detpat]

never underestimate the power of human stupidity!

[T-Boy Dallas]

"The doctors said that the burning should stop in a few short weeks..."

[lavel]

I'd probably use the phrase Ving Rhames used in Dawn '06: Better you than me.:lol:

I like to take that back. After watching 28 Days Later and seeing that man leave his wife to fend for herself against those monsters. "Better you than me," he made that one liner so frightfully real. I never realize how scary that one sentence became until I saw that happened. I don't know what I would say. I guess I have to give it some more thought.:-(

[Barbara]

Probably something along the lines of "Poooopie!"

[Boozbie]

Hands off the Pie!

I just imagine abunch of zombies about to eat some of my lemon morang pie i kick down the door with a shotgun, absurd; yes! delicous, Oh Yeah!

[SurvivalOfTheLeastTasty]

"Looks like there's a little more room in Hell after all!"

[CaptainHorror13]

i would have to steal one from my good pal slingblade.
"MMMHMMM I reckon im gunna kill ya now"

[Chaz McBane]

YOU.....I killed you too quickly the last time a mistake I will not make again.

If I were a villain.:evil:

[CobbleR]

I don't think I would have time to get one liner out, but if I had to say something it would definately be "IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!".

[the_velociraptor]

"GTFO off my house."

[Victor Clark]

"Hey you maggot bags, do I got a suprise for you!"

[Pine fresh zombie]

"How's rocksalt gonna fit it bitch!"KABOOM

[Evildeadgamer]

In the immortal words of bruce campbell "Hail to the king baby" works both ways villan and hero

[Hitman]

"you wanna piece of ME"

"say hello to my noisy friends"

"try it , I dare ya"

" you just made my day"

[Horror of Party Beach]

"Eat lead leadeater"

"Stop yelling, you act like you've never been decapitated before!"

"Here's a little trick I learned from TV"

"Wow, Itchy and Scratchy were right. Violence IS fun"

"Let's see how tough you are without a head"

"Your face ..your ass, what's the diffrence"(God bless Duke Nukem)

*Human flesh isn't good for you, I'm putting you on a lead-only diet"

"Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting zombies ...Heh heh heh heh"

"What's that in your face? No wait, what's that in what used to be your face?"

"You want brains? Lick your own of the wall *BLAM* "

*Kills one with a chainsaw* "I came, I saw and I sawed again.

"Violence isn't the answer to everything, except to the death of you"

Are those cheesy enough for ya?

OMG I've got tears in my eyes, I'm laughin so hard. When the zombies come, I want to find you and kick butt beside you. If nothin else I'll get a good laugh before I get eaten....

[Evil Pug]

I would have to use the line from Captain Rhodes in Day of the Dead.

Choke on me !!!:)

[BarnabusBlackoak]

:evil: "Oooooh... thats gonna leave a mark!"

[Captain Hawk]

"hmmmmmmmmmmmm...................What's this trigger do?"

[ash.flex]

"You gonna act like a bitch, Im gonna have to smack you like a bitch"

"Ill cut ya to ribbons and wear you in my hair!"

[Ms. Smith]

hmmmmmmmmmm probably something like these
"aaaaaaaawww hells no, I know yoour ass did not try to bite me, hells to the no, now I am mad."

"blame it on phs" (pissed hunter's syndrome)or pss (pissed survivor's syndrome)or pms

Am I bleeding?... "I better not be bleeding. *boom, slice or poke* that is just in case I am"


ok i need more thought into them the sound ok in my head
but outloud sounds like i could use a drink

[Faran Brigo]

Next time, stay dead *BANG*

*BANG* Staaay...! good boy!

This won't hurt either of us *BANG*

*SLICE* Don't lose your head

*WHACK* Foooour!

*CHOP* Tiiiiimbeeeeer!

*BANG* You **** cows in retrospect!

*BANG* This is your brain on lead

What's in your head? *BANG* Oh! That

Braaaaains! *BANG* Just ****ing with you

*BANG* Romero would be so proud

*BANG* And sadly you're still brighter than Paris

Bite me *BANG* Or not

For Pony! *BANG*

*BANG* You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!

*BANG* That's gotta hurt!

[Daemon]

DIIIIEEEE!!!!!!... again! :shotg:

:shotg:And stay down!

Bite me! :shotg:You wish...

So they're not that great but... meh

[skullwarrior]

when you get to hell*click*tell the planeteers i said hello

[headshotscrazy]

Time you made an appointment with my bad side...

Welcome back, todays host is myself, the guests your head and my weapon, now time to get you acquainted!

When you get to hell send me a postcard.

Well thats that then...

*Thump* Oooh thats gonna leave a dent in the bumper...

Ive got two tickets to paradise! Your getting both of them, straight through the head.

(Yes there ok... I suppose!)

[C J]

"Try and bite me. That's justifiable rape."