The Best Picture Caption Game

[Darkness]

:) "Welcome to 'The Best Picture Caption Game: Next Generation'!" :)

"Below are the directions and rules to the game. Please read them carefully before playing. Thank you." :)

Best Picture Caption Game:

Object:
*Poster 1 posts a picture. Then everyone playing posts a funny caption to the picture. Then we vote on our favorite caption. The poster who posted the winning caption then posts the next picture. This is referred to as a ‘round’.

*No open conversations in the Picture Game Thread. Game Posts only, thank you.*

Rules:
*Each round of captioning lasts 24 Hours.
*The voting starts 24 hours after the timestamp on the picture, starting the round.
*The Voting ends 24 Hours after it starts.
*You can not caption if you posted the picture.
*You can not vote for your own caption.
*In the case of a tie there will be a Post-Off.
*Altering the posted picture is not allowed.
*Animated pictures and cartoons are not allowed.
*No X-Rated or R-Rated pictures.


Post-Off:

Post-Off Pattern:
*Someone not in the Post-Off posts a picture. The ones tied for winner then post their captions. Then the rest vote. The winner posts the next picture.

Post-Off Rules:
*Those competing in the Post-Off can not post the picture.
*Those captioning in the Post-Off can not vote in the Post-Off.
*The voting starts 24 Hours after the timestamp on the picture, starting the round, or when all the Post-Off Captions are posted. Whichever comes first.
*The first Caption with Two Votes wins the Post-Off.

Caption Game Guidelines:
*Please, be sure to review All Of The Captions for the round before voting.*


"I'll be right back with our first picture in the new thread." :)

[Darkness]

"Here ya go, folks! ENJOY!" :)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/ahhhhhhh.jpg

"Let the game begin!" :clap:

[Dark Comic]

The ever clumsy Jennifer grew tired of having to fish dropped liver pate out of her dress at cocktail parties and came up with this innovative solution.

[nirvroxx]

not posting a caption....just thinking to myself...."lucky kitty"

[Crombie]

Alice was the laughing stock of the party when she confused "puppies" with "kittens".

[dead and loving it]

In order to catch the runaway kitten, Britney set a booby trap.

[DentFoster]

"The strapless Titty Kitty, new from Platex."

[Doctor Pus]

New from Playtex .... "The Purrrrfect Bra"

[Bad Zombie Night]

I think I'm gonna call in sick today. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Sick2.gif

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Put away the drool bucket and dig out your mouse! It's Time To Vote!"

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[Dark Comic]

I'll vote for bad zombie night.

[Pain]

Bollocks, i missed out on a caption. I'll post it anyway but it DOESNT count.

"Puppies and Kittens in perfect harmony":)

As for my vote? Dead and Loving It:lol:

[DentFoster]

Another vote for DALI. :)

[pogosama]

Dead and loving it for me. Clever, very.

[nirvroxx]

dentfoster

[Otis]

Doctor plus gets my vote...........

[Bad Zombie Night]

Another vote for D & LI http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[dead and loving it]

I'll vote for Dent :)

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and dead and loving it wins this first round!!!!"

"Congratulations, dead and loving it!! Bring on the next challenge!"

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[dead and loving it]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/burke-burger-queen1.jpg

[Pain]

Fancy a Kingsize whopper love?

[DentFoster]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/burke-burger-queen1.jpg
"So that's the home of the whopper huh?"
"Yeah baby, let me in & we'll do it your way. When I'm done with you, you'll know how to put the nuts on a sunday."

[The Red Scare]

After his lover looked down dejectedly, he thought maybe it wasn't so nice to wake up to the king.

[Darkness]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/burke-burger-queen1.jpg

"Lady Dairy Queen successfully stalled her boyfriend, The Burger King, just long enough for her other lover, Sir Jack of The Box, to slip out the back door unseen." :evil:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Excuse me, but are you hiding a sword under that skirt or are you just happy to see me? http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Eyebrows.gif

[mazlionheart]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/burke-burger-queen1.jpg


gazing down as he continued to boast she couldn't figure out how he'd earned the reputation of being king size :evil:

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Wrap up that whopper, and thaw out that mouse! It's Time To Vote!"

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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[DentFoster]

My vote goes to Pain.

[Dark Comic]

I'll be voting for Darkness.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Pain http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley_thumbup.gif

[dead and loving it]

I vote for Darkness

[Darkness]

"BNZ!" :lol:

[mazlionheart]

BZN :evil:

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and we have a........."

"POST-OFF!"

"Between Bad Zombie Night, Pain and Myself, Darkness!"

"Who would like the honor of posting the Post-Off Picture for us?"

"The Voting starts in 24 Hours, from the time stamp on the picture, or when all Post-Off Captions are posted, which ever comes first. The First Caption With Two Votes Wins."

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[dead and loving it]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/funny-pictures53.jpg

[Bad Zombie Night]

"I mean, funny like we're a bunch of clowns, we amuse you? We make you laugh? You're saying we're here to freakin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are we funny?"

[Darkness]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/funny-pictures53.jpg

"Okay, Dude!! Pay us what you owe us, and fix this rat trap you call an apartment building, or we're gonna go taxidermy all over yo a**!!!"

[Pain]

Where the **** is Kermit? That little green bastard left one of his cd's on the Street, now he has to pay

[DentFoster]

Damn guys tough call.

Ummmmm......


BZN

[Victor Clark]

I pick Pain, mainly because he was the only one to make a reference to Jim Henson.

[Darkness]

"Come on, guys! We need some more votes in here! Please?" ;-)

[dead and loving it]

okay, I vote for Pain

[Pain]

Looks like I won:) (Just)

Here's a new caption for you to ponder...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/painful-blocked-punt.jpg

[Bad Zombie Night]

I thought Darkness is moderating this game? :roll:

[Darkness]

"It's ok. I was having connection trouble last night."

"But, to make it offical.............The polls are closed, and Pain wins this Post-Off round!!!!"

"Congratulations, Pain!! Great Picture too!" :)

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[Patches]

Looks like I won:) (Just)

Here's a new caption for you to ponder...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/painful-blocked-punt.jpg

"somewhere, deep down inside, Freddy knew he didn't miss the ball he was really aiming for"

[pogosama]

This guy really got hooked in the horn!

[dead and loving it]

After what seemed to be a promising future in the NFL, # 26, Zack Daxley, was recently drafted by the Vienna Boys Choir.

[Darkness]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/painful-blocked-punt.jpg

"Unfortunately, Johnny's attempt to introduce a new game play, 'The Ballet Block' was a complete failure."

[Barbara]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/painful-blocked-punt.jpg


John Madden : Now here's a guy who wont be having kids anytime soon.

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Get down from that goal post, and punt that mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.* :)

[Darkness]

"I'll start with a vote for Patches!" :lol:

[pogosama]

Im for dead and loving it.

[Otis]

I vote for dead and loving it as well.............

[dead and loving it]

cast my vote for Darkness

[Darkness]

"Thanks for the vote of confidence, Dead and Loving It, but you won anyway." :)

"And to make it offical.............The polls are closed, and dead and loving it wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, dead and loving it!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

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[dead and loving it]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032412.jpg

[Barbara]

Talk about your "meat wagon".

[pogosama]

Daddy would you like some sausage?

[ERiKDude]

Due to a verbal misconception, the wiener wagon was slightly less erotic than originally intended.

[Patches]

Goddamn you, Oscar Meyer! Stay the **** away from the batmobile!

[Boozbie]

Due to a verbal misunderstanding the wedding didnt go off quite as planned.

[Darkness]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032412.jpg

"Half way through the planned heist, Vincent regrets agreeing to be the decoy for the huge pack of guard dogs, the instant he realizes the car he is using has no back window."

[Victor Clark]

Somewhere out there, Richard Simmons is looking at this car and is drooling for all the wrong reasons.

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Stop drooling, and wipe that BBQ Sauce off your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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[Darkness]

"I gotta go with Victor Clark this time." :)
:lol: *Darkness falls over laughing.* :lol:

[Patches]

ErikDude has my vote, even if he's canadian

[Pain]

Boozbie:drinking:

[dead and loving it]

I 'm gonna go with Victor Clark

[DentFoster]

Patches get's my vote.

[Barbara]

All of the sudden I have the feeling im not funny.

Thats depressing. *sad laugh*

Im gonna go eat ice cream and listen to the Cure now.

*thumbs up*

[Darkness]

All of the sudden I have the feeling im not funny.

Thats depressing. *sad laugh*

Im gonna go eat ice cream and listen to the Cure now.

*thumbs up*

"No conversation posts in the game thread please."

[ERiKDude]

I vote Patches...even if i am canadian

[Victor Clark]

I'll cast my vote for Darkness.

[Bad Zombie Night]

Victor Clark :lol:

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Victor Clark wins by a nose!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, Victor Clark!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[Victor Clark]

Woohoo!!! Here you go guys (and Darkness)!


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Averycutepuppy.jpg

[DentFoster]

Woohoo!!! Here you go guys (and Darkness)!


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Averycutepuppy.jpg
"What the hell are you looking at? You'd do it too if you could."

[Barbara]

Ever since Paris Hilton gave her away, Tinklerbell just hasnt been the same.

[ERiKDude]

Woohoo!!! Here you go guys (and Darkness)!


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Averycutepuppy.jpg

Does your pet have fleas?, just Oxyclean it!, all you have to do is rub it in and...Oh sh*t, that's not good

[Patches]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Averycutepuppy.jpg

why does staring into eyes give me the sudden urge to tear out my internal organs and then offer them as a gift to the mighty heathen gods?...Antichrist you say?

[Darkness]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Averycutepuppy.jpg

"For the last time...this AIN'T a damn Halloween Mask!! Now beat it, before I make you look worse!!"

[dead and loving it]

Lassie intends to sue the National Enquirer for taking this picture of her without her makeup on.

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Give the cute doggie back his treats and fetch your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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[DentFoster]

ERiKDude get's my vote!

[Otis]

Barbara gets my vote.........

[dead and loving it]

another vote for ErikDude :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

dead and loving it :)

[Darkness]

"I gotta agree with BZN on this one."

"Dead and Loving It." :lol:

[Patches]

ErikDude (Stop being Funny!)

[ERiKDude]

ErikDude (Stop being Funny!)


Alright Patches, i'll suck next time

I vote Dead And Loving It

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and we have a........."

"POST-OFF!"

"Between Dead And Loving It and ERiKDude!"

"Who would like the honor of posting the Post-Off Picture for us?"

"The Voting starts in 24 Hours, from the time stamp on the picture, or when all Post-Off Captions are posted, which ever comes first. The First Caption With Two Votes Wins."

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[DentFoster]

Go for it guys!
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q191/DentFoster/DSC04332.jpg

[ERiKDude]

Go for it guys!
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q191/DentFoster/DSC04332.jpg

Vicky's habit of walking around her house naked quickly stopped soon after she hired José, the creepy-ass window washer.

[dead and loving it]

After locking his keys in the house, Jimmy Kimmel attempts to pry open a window with a squeegee.

[Darkness]

"Okay! Let the voting start!!"

"Dead and Loving It!"

:lol: *Darkness falls over laughing.* :lol:

[DentFoster]

ERiKDude :)

[Patches]

dead and loving it (sorry, but a Jimmy Kimmel reference will do it)

[Victor Clark]

ERiKDude all the way!:lol:

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Dead and Loving It got the first two votes, and therefore wins the Post-Off!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, Dead and Loving It!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

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[dead and loving it]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032415.jpg

[Patches]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032415.jpg

At this point Godzilla simply gave up, what more could he do to these people that they already hadn't?

[DentFoster]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032415.jpg
Pssst....Fuji, mine is starting to leak!

[Strychnine]

Miss Wong certainly felt silly after not researching the community 'cokehead' gathering, after she turned up with 10 grams of Columbia's finest

[Corpse Grinder]

Tina: "You boys will do anything to see me naked!"

[Otis]

Lesson 13: think like the Cola...........BE THE COLA!!!!!

[buttlock]

so the communists are making cola powered asian robots......AMAZING!

[Boozbie]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032415.jpg


Hey....i told you we shouldnt have let that bitch do the shopping.....

[ERiKDude]

The Coca-Cola management team brainstorm's another new marketing ploy...may god have mercy on us all

[Darkness]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00032/00032415.jpg

"Pssst...Hey Chong Pu, if you look real close, you can see the lump, from where the 'Heavenly Jug That Fell From The Gods Table' hit her on the head. I wonder if she would let me touch it?"

[Victor Clark]

Even though Carrie was glad to see how much her friends cared for her, she didn't have the heart to tell them that she prefered Pepsi.

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Put on your thinking caps and grab your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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[Strychnine]

Victor Clark

[Patches]

Strychnine


WOOOOOO 1000!!!!!!!! (sorry, had to)

[ERiKDude]

Patches gets my vote

[Corpse Grinder]

DentFoster

[Darkness]

"Otis!" :lol:

[dead and loving it]

score one for Buttlock :lol:

[DentFoster]

Strychnine gets mine.

[Otis]

Buttlock gets my vote.........

[Victor Clark]

My vote is for Otis.

[Dark Comic]

I'll vote for Strychnine.

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Strychnine wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, Strychnine!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

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[Strychnine]

:) thx

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/fishkiller.jpg

[Darkness]

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/fishkiller.jpg

"Time to restock the Goldfish Pond again, Mom."

[The Blind Dead]

:) thx

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/fishkiller.jpg
Ain't you people ever heard of Roto rooter? Ya sonsabitches.

[Otis]

I think the anti-hairball protection is going a bit too far........

[dead and loving it]

"Maybe THIS will get them to change that stinkyass litterbox."

[DentFoster]

:) thx

http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/fishkiller.jpg
"Uh oh, poop cramp!"

[Victor Clark]

Is it just me, or is Disney running out of movie ideas?

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Put away the harpoon, and fish out your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"My vote is for Victor Clark this time!" :lol:

[DentFoster]

Another one Victor Clark.

[dead and loving it]

give one to Otis

[Otis]

I vote for darkness this time...........

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Victor Clark wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, Victor Clark!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[Victor Clark]

All right! Sorry for the delay, but here's the next pic.....

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Hubba-hubba.jpg

(sorry for the size)

[Darkness]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Hubba-hubba.jpg

"Welcome to the Hell's Kitchen's 'Department of Complaints'. How may I help you, Sir?"

[Crombie]

A little worse for wear, but Jack Dawson cleans up well for "Titanic 2: Zombie Floater"

[dead and loving it]

...and this is me after eating a whole slab of ribs.

[DentFoster]

All right! Sorry for the delay, but here's the next pic.....

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Hubba-hubba.jpg

(sorry for the size)
"My dentist has Parkenson's disease, but it's ok because he uses extra Novacaine."

[Darkness]

"Okay People! Put away your Surgery 101 books, and wash off your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"I gotta go with Dent Foster this time!" :lol:

[dead and loving it]

I vote for Darkness this time

[Bad Zombie Night]

Dent :)

[DentFoster]

Darkness! :)

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and we have a........."

"POST-OFF!"

"Between Dent Foster and Darkness (Myself)!"

"Who would like the honor of posting the Post-Off Picture for us?"

"The Voting starts in 24 Hours, from the time stamp on the picture, or when all Post-Off Captions are posted, which ever comes first. The First Caption With Two Votes Wins."

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[dead and loving it]

Ok here you go.........

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/00032423.jpg

[DentFoster]

Ok here you go.........

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/00032423.jpg
"When the military ran short of saltpeter they had to resort to plan B."

[Darkness]

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/shempfan/00032423.jpg

"They tried everything they could think of, to kill the 'Demonically Possessed Trouser Snakes', but nothing they did could stop the invasion."

[dead and loving it]

Dent :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

Darkness http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/dancer.gif

[ERiKDude]

I vote for Dent

[Strychnine]

:lol: Dent gets my vote

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Dent Foster wins the Post-Off Round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations, Dent Foster!! Bring on your picture!!" :)

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[DentFoster]

Thanks!
http://www.garagenight.com/wp-content/webbedfeet.jpg

[Bad Zombie Night]

More power to the forward shields! I don't want anything to get through!!! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/darth1.gif

[Corpse Grinder]

An example of a Redneck Drive-Thru Takeout.

[Pain]

I'm no expert, as you can see i'm a duck, but i'd definitely say it's your fanbelt that's ****ed

[Victor Clark]

As the chicken saw what happened to his waterfowl friend, he was glad he didn't cross the road.

[dead and loving it]

The last thing he ever saw was his own ass.

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Put down the 'Roadkill Recipe Book', and pull the feathers out of your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"My vote is for Pain this round." :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

dead and loving it :)

[Pain]

Corpse Grinder:clap:

[DentFoster]

Pain get's my vote.
(Victor Clark made for a very tough choice though)

[Corpse Grinder]

dead and loving it.

I lmao for five minutes! :lol:

[Crombie]

I put a vote in for dead and loving it too!

[ERiKDude]

Victor Clark gets mine

[Victor Clark]

I guess I'll pick Corpse Grinder.:lol:

[dead and loving it]

I vote for Pain

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and we have a........."

"POST-OFF!"

"Between Pain and Dead And Loving It!"

"Who would like the honor of posting the Post-Off Picture for us?"

"The Voting starts in 24 Hours, from the time stamp on the picture, or when all Post-Off Captions are posted, which ever comes first. The First Caption With Two Votes Wins."

*To the New Comers: Rules (http://www.allthingszombie.com/forums/showpost.php?p=310836&postcount=1)* *Please read before playing.*

[DentFoster]

Have at it. :)
http://austinist.com/attachments/matthewodam/bigbirdcarsonhead.jpg

[dead and loving it]

The man in the mask teaches Big Bird how to cockadoodledoo.

[Pain]

Bird - "Hey mate, is it me or is that Pope John Paul over there?

Guy in overalls into radio - "It's worse than I thought, the gas is causing hallucinations"

[Darkness]

"It's okay to vote now." ;-)

"I'm going with Pain's." :lol:

[DentFoster]

Pain get's mine as well.

[Bad Zombie Night]

This time Pain gets my vote. :)

[Strychnine]

PAIN!

.....and yes, there was need for the big pink writing :roll:

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Pain wins the Post-Off Round by a Landslide!!!!" :)

"Congratulations! Bring on your picture, Oh Pain Meister!!!!" :clap:

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[Pain]

Here you go then. Am just about to go to bed, so this is the best I could find at short notice

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/santa.jpg

[DentFoster]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/santa.jpg
Apparently Juan didn't know Coca Cola had put a copyright on Santa Clause.

[Corpse Grinder]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/santa.jpg

"The citizens of Whoville finally took action after The Grinch stole their third Christmas in a row."

[Darkness]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/santa.jpg

"Honest, Officer, I didn't mean to deliver a dildo to that kid!! It's Rudolf's fault! He wrote the shopping list!!!"

[ERiKDude]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/Jude666/santa.jpg

And after seven long years of breaking and entering, Ghetto Santa's reign of terror was finally at an end.

[Boozbie]

Next year the mall will definetly be checking for criminal records when hiring Santa!

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Set aside the 'Petition to Free Santa' for a minute, and thaw out your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"I'm voting for Corpse Grinder this time." :lol:

[dead and loving it]

I also vote Corpse Grinder

[DentFoster]

Darkness gets my vote.

[ERiKDude]

Corpse Grinder

[klownhed]

.. i vote 4 The-One-Who-Grinds-Coprses ..

[Corpse Grinder]

Well, I'm gonna vote for Boozbie!

[Boozbie]

Erikdude gots mine not nearly enough does the phrase "Ghetto Santa" get used

[Bad Zombie Night]

Another vote for CG! :)

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Corpse Grinder wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations! Bring on your picture, Corpse Grinder!!!!" :clap:

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[Corpse Grinder]

Okay folks, have fun!:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_8892~Planet-of-the-Apes-Posters.jpg

[DentFoster]

"Charlton Heston takes a shot at bestiality, news at 11."

[Barbara]

"One of these things is not like the other....one of these things is Michael Jackson...."

[Boozbie]

Charleton Heston has come down with a bad case of "Jungle Fever"

[dead and loving it]

At that moment Chuck knew he had met the gorilla his dreams.

[Kemper]

Captain Kirk ain't got shit on me

[ERiKDude]

This, children, is how diseases are spread.

[Zombie Survivor]

"Scientists finally found solid evidence for the origin of the missing link somewhere in an old scrap book."

[Darkness]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_8892~Planet-of-the-Apes-Posters.jpg

"Yeah, Baby! Once you go 'Chimp' you'll never go 'limp'."

[Bad Zombie Night]

Ahhh! Gimme some of that hot monkey love baby. :love:

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! You've had plenty of time to hit the save button, now go excavate your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"My vote's for Barbara this time." :lol:

[dead and loving it]

mark my vote for Darkness

[Bad Zombie Night]

Yep, Darkness gets my vote too. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[DentFoster]

Darkness for me too.

[Victor Clark]

Darkness for the win!!!!

[Horror of Party Beach]

DENT has my vote!

[Darkness]

*Darkness counts the votes.....faints.......comes to and counts the votes again.......*

"The polls are closed, and Darkness wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations! Bring on your picture, Darkness!!!!" :clap:

"I Feel So LOVED!!!!!" :hug:

"I'll be right back with a picture. Thanks again, people!!"

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[Darkness]

"This one should be good for a few giggles at least." ;-)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/untitled19.jpg

[Horror of Party Beach]

"This one should be good for a few giggles at least." ;-)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/untitled19.jpg
Young Johnny was shocked to find this picture of his father in a shoebox under his parents bed. When his father told him he'd "hopped from job to job", this wasn't quite what he'd imagined.....

[dead and loving it]

After his wife demanded a rabbit test, Jim Bob showed up in this. Sadly, the couple have gone they're separate ways.

[ERiKDude]

"This one should be good for a few giggles at least." ;-)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/untitled19.jpg


After years of battling with his identity, Bob the Builder finally quit the construction business to seek a more interesting lifestyle

[DentFoster]

"Leave me alone! It makesss me feel pretty."

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Put down the book on Snare Traps, and hunt up your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"Hard decision this round, but Dent Foster gets my vote this time." :lol:

(With Horror of Party Beach taking an extremely close second place.) :lol:

[Bad Zombie Night]

One vote for Horror of Party Beach! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Characters/1bnz_smiley.gif

[DentFoster]

ERiKDude gets The Colonels vote.

[dead and loving it]

ErikDude gets my vote also

[Victor Clark]

A third vote for ERiKDude as well.

[ERiKDude]

I vote for Horror of Party Beach

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and ERiKDude wins this round!!!!" :)

"Congratulations! Bring on your picture, ERiKDude!!!!" :clap:

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[ERiKDude]

Thanks everybody.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg

[rhern]

On the set of Shrek 4, the rivalry over contract negotiations was quite fierce

[DentFoster]

Thanks everybody.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg
"Back in the day, Moose Tossing was a favorite event at the Alaskan state fair."

[Darkness]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg

"The famous Bullwinkle came to a tragic end today, when the wielding on his moon rocket failed to hold after launch. 'I tried to catch him,' said His best friend Rocky Squirrel, 'but I couldn't keep us air-born.' Foul play is suspected, and the investigation continues."

[Corpse Grinder]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg

"I said I wanted a Moosehead Beer - not a moose, dead on rear!"

[Horror of Party Beach]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg

When last week's set flopped in the humidity, Olga battled her hairdresser about which product might have prevented this disaster. Sick of Olga's sh*t, the fight continued out to the parking lot, where Olga's last frenzied words were "I didn't mean that kind of moo...."

[Patrick]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Turtle_eggs/moose2.jpg

Curiosity finally got the better of her. Sheila tried the new dessert on the menu. "Chocolate Mousse Surprise."

[Darkness]

"Okay Folks! Set down that book on tanning, and revive your mouse! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"Mine goes to Corpse Grinder this round." :lol:

[DentFoster]

Darkness gets a vote!

[dead and loving it]

give DentFoster my vote

[Corpse Grinder]

tee hee! I vote for DentFoster.

[Patrick]

One vote for Darkness

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and we have a........."

"POST-OFF!"

"Between Dent Foster and Darkness (Myself)! (Again? WOW!)"

"Who would like the honor of posting the Post-Off Picture for us?"

"The Voting starts in 24 Hours, from the time stamp on the picture, or when all Post-Off Captions are posted, which ever comes first. The First Caption With Two Votes Wins."

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[Corpse Grinder]

Here goes... Good Luck!

http://devel.globalfoolishness.co.nz/imagedb/ballet_04.jpg

[DentFoster]

Here goes... Good Luck!

http://devel.globalfoolishness.co.nz/imagedb/ballet_04.jpg
"When feeling pretty makes your balls itch, Roger recommends Gold Bond Medicated powder."

[Darkness]

"I am Captain Chartreuse, I have a magic Tu-Tu and 'I Want To Be A Super Hero!'"

[dead and loving it]

One vote for Darkness

[Corpse Grinder]

And one vote for DentFoster.

[Victor Clark]

I vote for good ol' Darkness!

[Darkness]

"The polls are closed, and Darkness wins the Post-Off!!!" :)

"Congratulations! Bring on your picture, Darkness!!!!" :clap:

"Thanks!! I'll be right back with a picture." :)

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[Darkness]

"Here it is, folks, have fun!" :)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/compkilla.jpg

[Corpse Grinder]

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/compkilla.jpg

"After decades of being locked in a box coexisting as living and dead, Schrodinger's Cat escapes but succumbs to reality moments later."

[DentFoster]

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/compkilla.jpg
"Brown Jenkin miscalculated obtuse angles while searching for Walter Gilman and arrived four centuries too late. Unable to use a mouse, he tried desperatly to communicate directly with the Arkham Community College database hard drive in hopes of locating nearby cyclopean ruins in which to assist his return to the Old Ones."

[Victor Clark]

"Here it is, folks, have fun!" :)

http://loonybin.badsyntax.net/ATZ/compkilla.jpg

In the words of Phoebe Buffet, "Smelly cat, smelly cat. What were they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault!"

[dead and loving it]

Whoever let that cat out of the bag should put it back in again.

[Darkness]

"Okay Everyone! Grit your teeth and get that mouse back from the psycho kitty! It's Time To Vote!" :lol:

*The Polls will be closing in 24 Hours. Please be sure to review All The Captions In The Round before Voting.*

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"I'm voting for Corpse Grinder this round." :lol:





"My caption (Not Valid).........."
"I told you what would happen if I caught you Dog Shopping again! Now give me the catnip, or your bed is next!!" :evil:

[Corpse Grinder]

I vote for dead and loving it.

[ERiKDude]

Another vote for dead and loving it

[DentFoster]

A vote for Corpse Grinder.