The Blind Dead
05-14-2007, 12:51 PM
How many of you have ever watched a painful or horribly boring horror film and thought, “Christ! I’m never gonna watch anything from this guy again!”? I’ve done it many times and in many cases I just put myself through more agonizing garbage as the directors never get better. Fortunately for me they do sometimes get better. It’s rare but I’ve come across some young/new horror directors that grow by leaps and bounds with each film they make and each time I find myself more and more impressed.
Case in point, Daniel De La Vega, this guy made a movie (Chronicle of the Raven) that was so bad it made my asscheeks clench and my toes curl. I can remember tapping my fingers on the couch and wondering why I was subjecting myself to such a bad film when I didn’t plan to review it. Being the incredible horror geek I was though I continued watching and wasn’t in the slightest bit surprised to discover the entire film sucked major dirty donkey dong. Hell, some of you probably wouldn’t be at all shocked to know it was a Lionsgate film considering the incredible decline in quality we’ve seen from them over the last few years. Believe it or not, I may even still have the screener for this sitting around! I should send it to my worst enemy and ask them to pass it along to their mothers! Now that’s payback bitches!
Anyhow, De La Vega is back with a new film entitled Death Knows Your Name and despite my negative experience with his last film I found myself growing more and more anxious...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000811.html)
Case in point, Daniel De La Vega, this guy made a movie (Chronicle of the Raven) that was so bad it made my asscheeks clench and my toes curl. I can remember tapping my fingers on the couch and wondering why I was subjecting myself to such a bad film when I didn’t plan to review it. Being the incredible horror geek I was though I continued watching and wasn’t in the slightest bit surprised to discover the entire film sucked major dirty donkey dong. Hell, some of you probably wouldn’t be at all shocked to know it was a Lionsgate film considering the incredible decline in quality we’ve seen from them over the last few years. Believe it or not, I may even still have the screener for this sitting around! I should send it to my worst enemy and ask them to pass it along to their mothers! Now that’s payback bitches!
Anyhow, De La Vega is back with a new film entitled Death Knows Your Name and despite my negative experience with his last film I found myself growing more and more anxious...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000811.html)