If you could be Dr. Logan for a day...

[Flyboy]

... what would you put out in front of a shackled member of the undead in order to help them 'remember'? Obviously, Logan offered Bub four items; a razor, a gun (unloaded), a book, and also Walkman. Logan's intentions were purely scientific... and you too can follow suit. On the other hand, you could also be a cruel bastard and choose items for their sheer entertainment value. You have FOUR items - make 'em count! :evil:

Me?

-The Star Wars movies.
-One of those annoying, shitty 'Billy Bass' singing fish.
-A Jibber Jabber doll.
-One of those pens that write in 10 different colours.

[BarnabusBlackoak]

Dr Logan looked exactly like an old prelative of mine. That hits me every time I see that movie.

TV remote
Cell phone
Porn
a puppy

[lavel]

Dr Logan looked exactly like an old prelative of mine. That hits me every time I see that movie.

TV remote
Cell phone
Porn
a puppy

A puppy. That's too cruel. I would rather put like in a row: like a big slab of beef, a large trout, a human heart, and maybe a pack of M&M's and see which one Bud would like to eat. I would like to see his decision, which one he picks up first and write a ferocious analysis of his choice and probably video tape the whole thing and then celebrate if he picks the M&M's: thinking he still have a little human left in him.:lol:

[BarnabusBlackoak]

A puppy. That's too cruel.

O.K., then make it a kitten. :evil:

[AN OLD SHOE]

haha lets see


a naked ladie zombie (dead zombie)

some laxative

a guitar or drums

an Xbox360


i would also practice stabbing zombies or use em as punching bags (u might need the training)

i would be so violent when killing them

and i would have to "experiment" on the hott zombie chicks

[headshotscrazy]

Well time to get started... *Cracks rotten knuckles* Keys, Money, Ball Point pen and a copy of a famous painting. I might go with a passport of the deceased victim but that is still to be decided.

[lavel]

O.K., then make it a kitten. :evil:

Oh, don't go there. Hey that would make a great title for a zombie movie "Don't Go There." What do you think?:lol:

[Flyboy]

And the sequel "Don't Even Go There". How many movies would they make before it no longer comes across as an argument between two skanks?

On topic...

- Cigarette
- Sunglasses
- Comb
- Toothbrush

[ethacron]

okay......*pondering*

a mirror
a picture of me shooting a zed
a picture of ramero (is that how you spell his name?) to see if he worships him as the god of the zeds
and.......
a little emo kid (god i hate emo's)

[Boozbie]

A broom
Sink full of dishes
The laundry
and pair of pink bunny slippers

He might as well look cute in his little bunny booties while i teach him to clean up the ungodly mess i make!

[mattifikation]

Uhhh, I never saw the original movie, but here's what I would use:

1. A lit candle - To see if fire influences its behavior in any way. Is it drawn toward light, repelled from it, does it fear the heat in some way? If it actually lights itself on fire, does it react at all?

2. A large bucket of water - This would allow me to see whether or not, and how often, a zombie needs to drink water in order to survive.

3. A large pile of salt - According to legends, voodoo zombies are supposed to have several weaknesses based on salt. It can't hurt to rule out voodoo as the cause.

4. Myself, just barely out of the zombie's reach. When the zombie tries to get me, I administer a strong electrical shock via shock collar. - To see if the zombie has the ability to learn that it gets shocked when it repeats a certain action (such as trying to eat me)

I know alot of those questions are ones that we already assume the answers to, but movies have been wrong before!!

[Zombie_215]

Hustler

Playboy

High Society

Maxim Magazine

F.H.M. Magazine

[Boozbie]

Hustler

Playboy

High Society

Maxim Magazine

F.H.M. Magazine

Too answer the question if zombies jerk off or not?

[mazlionheart]

A laptop computer
A family/group photograph
A children's toy (the shapes one where you put the cube in square hole etc)
paper and pen

[dead and loving it]

a pair of bunny ears on his head
giant sunglasses
a giant foam finger
a karaoke microphone

[Zombie_215]

Boozbie wrote:


Too answer the question if zombies jerk off or not?



I figure if Bub responded so well with a phone and the gun, than those magazines should make get a real response from him! :evil:

[BRAAAAAAINNNNNS]

1. spade
2. torch
3. machine gun
4. whiskey
5. picture of baby

[Strychnine]

1. a pc/laptop w/ an internet connection to see if zombies are susceptible to the disease that is MYSPACE

2. as suggested before, an emo kid, but thats for my own amusement

3. a pair of pliers

4. an active timebomb with a blue and red wire

[MaxVeers]

... what would you put out in front of a shackled member of the undead in order to help them 'remember'? Obviously, Logan offered Bub four items; a razor, a gun (unloaded), a book, and also Walkman. Logan's intentions were purely scientific... and you too can follow suit. On the other hand, you could also be a cruel bastard and choose items for their sheer entertainment value. You have FOUR items - make 'em count! :evil:

Me?

-The Star Wars movies.
-One of those annoying, shitty 'Billy Bass' singing fish.
-A Jibber Jabber doll.
-One of those pens that write in 10 different colours.

I second the porn, and Star Wars. And a Furby.

See if they still have THOSE animalistic instincts (I doubt it, if they did, Barbara was toast), piss even the most primal of intellects off with countless changes and alterations, and then... Just drive it to the brink of insanity.

But... I'd prefer to be someone else. Dr. Logan frightened me.

[retro zombie killler]

Tie Bub to a chair
put a TV in front of him
give him a remote
TV guide
and let him go to town

Dr. Logan was pretty freaky and crazy. He had daddy issues at that. Do you all remember the part when the charcters in the movie listened to that tape recorder of Dr Logan and Bub, where Dr. Logan pretended that Bub was his dad and asked his dad(Bub) to beat him. Watch the movie again if you all don't remember. I don't want to even know what went on in that lab.:loon:

[Diablo]

I'd give him a computer, Counter Strike, a modem, and ethernet and phone lines. Than I'd have a lan party with Bub to see who would win. If I lost I'd cry.

[dominion]

1. a tiger, just to see who would win hahaha

2. nitro glycerin

3. a morbid angel album

4. my brother