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Zombie King
05-11-2007, 01:19 PM
Anybody out there have a little crush on a certain zombie? I know I do!!! You can list any zombie from any movie! If you had a chance for some one-on-one action what would you do to them? Would you start off with a little foreplay or just get straight down to the nitty gritty! And for all you ladies, feel free to submit your post too! Us guys can deal with it! This is open for everyone! Remember, only list names of hotties that have played a zombie in a movie. I don't want to hear about how you wanna get with Paris Hilton or Diana Ross. That is of course, unless they play a zombie in a future film!

My zombie would be Diana Munteanu!!! You know, the sexy thang that played 'Mimi' in "Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis." There would surely be tons of foreplay. I would be going downtown for a real long time!!! Besides it being my favorite thing to do, that's the type of zombie that you need to put all of the right moves on!!!
DentFoster
05-11-2007, 01:30 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/kazsyrps/db_Bride11.jpg
BarnabusBlackoak
05-11-2007, 03:46 PM
Hmmm, the zombie chained up in the shed in STINK OF FLESH was pretty hawt.....
zombiekilling101
05-12-2007, 12:55 PM
this thread is sick:puke:
lavel
05-12-2007, 02:52 PM
None!!!:drool: :puke:
Patches
05-12-2007, 02:57 PM
As easy as an std is to get, i can't imagine in what shape someones "Master of ceremonies" would come back in...:drool:
Zombie King
05-12-2007, 04:13 PM
this thread is sick:puke:

Oh come on man!!! Liven up a bit. I didn't say you couldn't throw them in a bath tub first and give em' a sponge bath!!! That would actually be a little kinky, that's one way of foreplay!!! Have you seen my pick? Diana Munteanu is hella hott! Even as a zombie! She wouldn't need a bath. I want her real dirty! I like it dirty dirty. It's not only the wetter the better. It's the dirtier the better too!!!:)
Zombie King
05-12-2007, 04:18 PM
As easy as an std is to get, i can't imagine in what shape someones "Master of ceremonies" would come back in...:drool:

Do you think a zombie virus can be picked up by intercourse? I'm sure in "28 Days Later" it could be but I wonder about the rest! Anyways, I'd take my chances if the zombie was hot enough like my pick, Diana Munteanu! Mmm mmm good! God damn, you could break a beer bottle over my shit right now!!! Ha ha!:)
Patches
05-12-2007, 04:19 PM
Oh come on man!!! Liven up a bit. I didn't say you couldn't throw them in a bath tub first and give em' a sponge bath!!! That would actually be a little kinky, that's one way of foreplay!!! Have you seen my pick? Diana Munteanu is hella hott! Even as a zombie! She wouldn't need a bath. I want her real dirty! I like it dirty dirty. It's not only the wetter the better. It's the dirtier the better too!!!:)

I always wanted to see what regergitated raisin bran looked like, i may just find out:think:
Zombie King
05-12-2007, 04:20 PM
None!!!:drool: :puke:

Yeah right!:roll: I promise us guys won't think any less of you. Just be honest! I know there's a zombie out there for you!:)
Patches
05-12-2007, 04:28 PM
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE LOGISTICS IN THIS!!! BWAH

1-cold, clamy sex, is not good sex, trust me, i know (Bad fever, sympathetic friend)

2-It's not just necrophilia, it's rape, do you think they would want you humping their rotting corpse

3-assuming that as is typical in infection, it's spread via bites, there's one option that with a living girl would be peramount, out the window (it would be like sticking your tally wacker into a food processor covered in anthrax, just not that bright)

4-THAT USED TO BE SOMEONES WIFE! or mother, or sister, or daughter. seriosly, i'd shoot you if i found someone screwing my undead sister.

5-Seriosly, what the hell man.

6-no really.
Pain
05-12-2007, 04:34 PM
I have more than enough success with the living without contemplating the dead.

Keep this thread decent though, or it too will die
Patches
05-12-2007, 05:00 PM
I have more than enough success with the living without contemplating the dead.

Keep this thread decent though, or it too will die

But how do you keep something like this...decent?
Zombie King
05-12-2007, 05:07 PM
But how do you keep something like this...decent?

You're taking this a little too seriously bro. This is just for fun and laughter. There has been some hot actresses in zombie movies. And a lot of them eventually turn from infection. This scenario will never happen so lets not take it so seriously. I know this is kind of a stupid idea but I just thought it would be different and might cause some laughter. Later man!
Patches
05-12-2007, 05:10 PM
Oh come on man!!! Liven up a bit. I didn't say you couldn't throw them in a bath tub first and give em' a sponge bath!!! That would actually be a little kinky, that's one way of foreplay!!! Have you seen my pick? Diana Munteanu is hella hott! Even as a zombie! She wouldn't need a bath. I want her real dirty! I like it dirty dirty. It's not only the wetter the better. It's the dirtier the better too!!!

sorry dude, i can understand a joke, but thats just...odd
Zombie King
05-12-2007, 05:18 PM
sorry dude, i can understand a joke, but thats just...odd

I know. All of my friends say I have an odd/weird sense of humor. But, I think that's why they're friends with me. ya know, it's different. And different is good sometimes! If you don't take me too seriously, well then it can be funny!:drinking:
BarnabusBlackoak
05-13-2007, 09:43 AM
1-cold, clamy sex, is not good sex, trust me, i know

you must be married....:)
C J
05-13-2007, 03:12 PM
Okay, I'll be honest. When I see some of the zombie woman you can sometimes see beauty behind the makeup and wonder what they look like without it. Yes some of them would be hot without the makeup of course. But you have to really think about a real life presence of one of these things. The smell for example, would be impossible to get past. Just think about your worst date you've ever had but 1000 times worse.

Now if you said a vampire the response may be a little different.

Did you happen to see the DOTD 2004 extras?
lavel
05-13-2007, 03:18 PM
Yeah right!:roll: I promise us guys won't think any less of you. Just be honest! I know there's a zombie out there for you!:)

Nope. I like to see my meat alive thank you.:lol:
Sambob
05-13-2007, 06:28 PM
I'm gonna go with none. They are all a bit dead and bitey for my liking. Although this topic did remind me of someone...

Anyone seen ToeTag lately?
Zombie King
05-13-2007, 10:39 PM
you must be married....:)

That's great!:)
Zombie Survivor
05-14-2007, 05:23 AM
None, I like to keep my sheets clean :)
Zombie King
05-15-2007, 03:20 PM
None, I like to keep my sheets clean :)

Well I like my sheets with stains all over them!!!
Zombie King
05-15-2007, 07:06 PM
Nope. I like to see my meat alive thank you.:lol:

I guarantee that if I turned into a zombie you would want to get with me. See, I'm just so super fly, that I would still be hella fly even if I was a zombie. And you wouldn't care if my meat was living or rotten!!!:) Hugs and kisses, smooch smooch!!!:)
survivor07
05-16-2007, 10:41 AM
the zombie hookers from re2
Zombie King
05-16-2007, 02:31 PM
the zombie hookers from re2

Good call!
Crickler
05-16-2007, 03:30 PM
Although this topic did remind me of someone...

Anyone seen ToeTag lately?

Good point, what happened to her?

Anyway I reckon Julie from RotLD3 is a contender
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j313/Crickler/Julie.jpg

Or then there's No.9 from LotD, or Trash from RotLD, or the Super Zombie from Junk or...... Hmmmm I should probably leave now before I dig a bigger hole.

P.S Remember kids - Respect the Dead, Wear a Condom
MaxVeers
05-16-2007, 05:35 PM
We have to expect that Barbara became a zombie, and I have a huge crush on Judith O'Dea back in the NOTLD days, so... Barbara.
Zombie King
05-16-2007, 07:51 PM
We have to expect that Barbara became a zombie, and I have a huge crush on Judith O'Dea back in the NOTLD days, so... Barbara.

I just watched Night of the Living Dead a few nights back. Every time I watch it I find myself more and more attracted to Barbara.:drool:
C J
05-16-2007, 08:02 PM
What about the equipment. Gag ball with strap and cuffs, and viagra for the curios ladies out there.
Zombie King
05-16-2007, 08:32 PM
What about the equipment. Gag ball with strap and cuffs, and viagra for the curios ladies out there.

I don't get it. If you want a zombie to be walking around with all of that equipment that's fine!:) What the hell are you talking about though?:lol:
Flyboy
05-17-2007, 04:43 AM
What about the equipment. Gag ball with strap and cuffs, and viagra for the curios ladies out there.
"Oh my! it seems my wee-wee has been stricken with rigor mortis!"
Ulysses
05-17-2007, 07:17 AM
its all about that chained up chick in the new dawn of the dead movie that gives birth as a zombie. That was SO HOT! :puke:
Zombie King
05-17-2007, 03:00 PM
its all about that chained up chick in the new dawn of the dead movie that gives birth as a zombie. That was SO HOT! :puke:

Yep! That's one zombie I would love to marry!:) Well, maybe not marry but I'd love to go on a couple of dates with her. I'd just put handcuffs on her and duct tape over her mouth so she couldn't bite me. Don't get me wrong, I love being nibbled on I just don't want a woman to bite a chunk out of me. And I surely don't want to lose any of my junk!
Ulysses
05-17-2007, 05:22 PM
i dont know if thats the kind of chick for a relationship...
Its more of a once and done thing.. when im feeling it im feeling it, y'know
Zombie King
05-17-2007, 10:33 PM
i dont know if thats the kind of chick for a relationship...
Its more of a once and done thing.. when im feeling it im feeling it, y'know

Nope! You've got that all wrong! That zombie is a sex goddess!
C J
05-18-2007, 12:39 AM
I don't get it. If you want a zombie to be walking around with all of that equipment that's fine!:) What the hell are you talking about though?:lol:

I'm talking about that anyone who would want to sleep with a zombie might find it a little easier with some equipment. Such as some sort of mouth cover and hand restraints etc.
Zombie King
05-18-2007, 12:49 AM
I'm talking about that anyone who would want to sleep with a zombie might find it a little easier with some equipment. Such as some sort of mouth cover and hand restraints etc.

C J, that is a very good idea! Like I said in an earlier post, I don't want to lose my junk. I mean, I can't even afford to lose a small piece. HEY, it's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat, ALRIGHT!!! C J, You're a damn good guy my Canadian brother!
C J
05-18-2007, 01:10 AM
C J, that is a very good idea! Like I said in an earlier post, I don't want to lose my junk. I mean, I can't even afford to lose a small piece. HEY, it's the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat, ALRIGHT!!! C J, You're a damn good guy my Canadian brother!


Just remember on your next date to smell dead too that way she probably won't bite as much.:) later my Brutha.
Zombie King
05-18-2007, 05:17 AM
Just remember on your next date to smell dead too that way she probably won't bite as much.:) later my Brutha.

Well, I want her to nibble a little though!!!:lol: How do you think I should go about having her nibble at my nipples and so forth but not take huge bites out of me?:)
DentFoster
05-18-2007, 01:13 PM
Well, I want her to nibble a little though!!!:lol: How do you think I should go about having her nibble at my nipples and so forth but not take huge bites out of me?:)

Extract her teeth.
Zombie King
05-18-2007, 09:41 PM
Extract her teeth.

But I love her. I don't want to hurt her.:-(
DentFoster
05-18-2007, 09:43 PM
But I love her. I don't want to hurt her.:-(
She wouldn't feel a thing.
Zombie King
05-20-2007, 02:53 AM
She wouldn't feel a thing.

I think even a cute little zombie girl would feel her teeth being extracted. Ouch! Her mouth would be better for one thing though!:) But the bad thing is she wouldn't be attractive anymore. So pulling out her teeth kinda defeats the purpose of the whole occasion!
Zombie King
06-10-2007, 10:57 AM
Oh! I thought of one more zombie chick that I'd like to get with! The naked zombie chick running through the woods towards the guy sitting in the jeep in "28 Days Later!"
BarnabusBlackoak
06-10-2007, 12:03 PM
The nekkid ghost from the remake of 13 GHOSTS

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7639/g1yh5.jpg


does she qualify ?

Did anyone see this when it aired on TV? They erased her nipples!
Zombie King
06-10-2007, 05:25 PM
The nekkid ghost from the remake of 13 GHOSTS

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7639/g1yh5.jpg


does she qualify ?

Did anyone see this when it aired on TV? They erased her nipples!

They erased her nipples? Those mother f***ers!!! I bet George Bush was behind that. Anyways, the nekkid ghost from 13 Ghosts is damn hot. BarnabusBlackoak, you're right about that. I mean, she's hot to the touch. I mean, she's so hot I rewind her parts in the movie over and over and over again! But the problem is she isn't a zombie. DUH! Very good try though, I can tell you have good taste in nekkid women!
BarnabusBlackoak
06-10-2007, 05:50 PM
They erased her nipples? Those mother f***ers!!! I bet George Bush was behind that. Anyways, the nekkid ghost from 13 Ghosts is damn hot. BarnabusBlackoak, you're right about that. I mean, she's hot to the touch. I mean, she's so hot I rewind her parts in the movie over and over and over again! But the problem is she isn't a zombie. DUH! Very good try though, I can tell you have good taste in nekkid women!

nekkid dead women:evil:
Bad Zombie Night
06-11-2007, 10:43 AM
I think I've read enough in this thread to make me want to vomit. :puke:

I don't know why I didn't close this thread when it was first created... There is just something about a necrophilia thread that doesn't add anything to this site. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/locked.gif