Know somebody that you want a zombie to eat?

[Zombie King]

Famous or non-famous, it doesn't matter. Feel free to hate on anyone. Of course we all know famous people so it would keep this thread more interesting and humorous. Tell us all the location(s) where you would want this person to be attacked by a zombie(s). And even better, tell us how you would want them to be attacked! One zombie, two zombies, three? Or even a pack bigger than in the parking lot of the mall in "Dawn of the Dead." How many times do you want them to be bittin before they turn? Or do you even want them to turn? If you want they can be eaten down to the bones! And then you can pee on them! Remember keep it to just being attacked by zombies. No guns or weapons, just the flesh eating beasts! As long as you follow that one simple guideline write about anyone however you want! I hope you all have fun! And if you don't feel like getting creative than feel free to just list a name(s). There's gotta be someone out there you don't like!

I'll Start! George W. F***in Bush. You'd better believe it would be a pack of zombies. George would definately be on the shitter taking a dump! He'd be panicky and holding on to the stall lock. Man, it would be the poop of a lifetime, and he'd stand up from being so nervous and make a sloppy mess! The flesh eaters would be crawling underneath the stall and climbing on each others backs to get over the top of the stall. The first zombie that got in would bite him on the back of the neck. The bite would have such an impact that it was like whip lash in a severe front end collision. Once all of the zombies got into the stall that could fit they would each take a bite out of him and then PUKE! They'd start holding onto their stomachs while screaming "the president tastes like shit!" They would then walk away very slowly (slower than usual) due to the pain in their stomach from taking a bite of Mr. Bush. Vise President Cheney would hear the screams and run down the hall to the rescue! He points and aims toward the heads but some how ends up shooting his own foot! George W. never turns from the infection because he's too retarded to!!!

Main point of the story: No one flushed the toilet!!!

Hey, if you think this is a stupid idea then you think it's a stupid idea. I'm not debating or arguing with anyone over this. I just sincerely thought this would be a little different and fun for everyone! And one more thing. I actually just found out that you can't post anything political or religious. I know my story is about the president but I just can't erase it. It's too good!

[Tracie]

My mother in law and Paris Hilton

[Boozbie]

Awe, i wanted to say Paris hilton!! Alright im gonna go with Lou Diamond Phillips during the filming of one of those "the more you know" commercials.

[The Phantom]

Mmmm, I'd love too see a zombie busting into a classroom and eating a teacher...I think the whole class would cheer, the death of a professor is just to good...

[The Blind Dead]

Yikes! I wonder when this is going to get locked down lol

[The Blind Dead]

Just to add to the fun though I'll go with Carrot Top and Sanjaya. :mrgreen:

[Zombie King]

Just to add to the fun though I'll go with Carrot Top and Sanjaya. :mrgreen:

Oh!!! Sanjaya is a perfect candidate! God would I love to hear that untalented mo-fo scream!!! I think I would live the rest of my life as a very happy man!

[C J]

Dick Van Patten the guy is an arsehole from a personal experience of mine a while back. He would come out of a pricey hotel with his girlfriend or whoever and they would get swarmed by a bunch of zombies and eaten alive. I would like to see how mouthy he is then. This is just fun right no voodoo involved I hope.

[Patches]

Well, this isn't the least odd "who's flesh would you like to see stripped from the bone and sinew".....odd

any hell, Bill O'Reilly, without a second thought

[Flyboy]

How about Bono? A total **** who continues to beat the drum that we should feed the world. The African kids carry some kinda virus, they're starving...

Send him over there and throw him to the mob. How fitting!

[BarnabusBlackoak]

My mother in law and Paris Hilton

zombies would use Paris as a tooth pick, no meat on her,:roll: and no brains...

[Flyboy]

Oh man, I'm picturing the scene from The Simpsons and 'Dial Z For Zombie' when the zombie guy taps on Homer's head only to find its hollow. The mob proceeds to shuffle away as a result. :lol:

[dead and loving it]

my @#$%'in weasel of a boss, then Bob from the enzyte commercials, then the geico cavemen. :lol:

[Patches]

my @#$%'in weasel of a boss, then Bob from the enzyte commercials, then the geico cavemen. :lol:

Why doesn't natural selection kill that primitive C*ck bite already:x

[lavel]

Well, this isn't the least odd "who's flesh would you like to see stripped from the bone and sinew".....odd

any hell, Bill O'Reilly, without a second thought

Oh what a good answer. I bet you he'd be the type to go out there with all those zombies to save the president too. I would love to see a character playing a type of Bill O'Reilly in a zombie movie. He'd be the first sacrifice.:lol:

[lavel]

How about Bono? A total **** who continues to beat the drum that we should feed the world. The African kids carry some kinda virus, they're starving...

Send him over there and throw him to the mob. How fitting!

No Bono's a good guy. You never want to throw away someone with a good heart. Someone like Rumsfield, Guilliani, men that can bark but let's see them fight...those are the ones you want to throw out there.:evil:

[Patches]

Karl Rove


Die fatboy, Die!

[Zombie King]

No Bono's a good guy. You never want to throw away someone with a good heart. Someone like Rumsfield, Guilliani, men that can bark but let's see them fight...those are the ones you want to throw out there.:evil:

I agree with you 100%! I don't think he's a saint, but hey, who wants to be anyways. I really do feel that he tries to do his part in this world. And on top of that, he sure makes excellent music! I wouldn't want him to get bitten or eaten but I sure as hell wouldn't drive 1000 miles to save him either.

[C J]

How about Bono? A total **** who continues to beat the drum that we should feed the world. The African kids carry some kinda virus, they're starving...

Send him over there and throw him to the mob. How fitting!

One of the great singers. I gues you dont like the group U2?

[Flyboy]

Not really, and I find the guy a hypocrite. He tells all us selfish, working class types to dig deep and save Africa... yet he'll spend over £1500 to have his lucky Trilby hat flown out to him, because he forgot it.

If anyone deserves to be ripped apart by legions of the undead, it's him.

[Mr Sasquatch]

All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Eaten slowly from the legs up. Maybe have a few of them turn so someone can shoot them.

[Zombie_215]

My ex mother-in-law, but I am thinking that she could scare off a horde of zombies! :scare:

[ethacron]

this little emo kid that lives down the street from me:evil:

[chewy]

All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Eaten slowly from the legs up. Maybe have a few of them turn so someone can shoot them.

Excellent choice, and I don't think anyone here will disagree with you. Phelps and all of his followers are truly lumps of dogshit.

My choice: Scientologists. All of them.

[ERiKDude]

My religion teacher and elmo

[Groth]

This fat kid in my class. He suck a brown nose to the teacher. I'd love for him to be kissin the teachers ass, and a whole lot of zombies comes in and just devours him, and the funny thing would be, is that he's so huge that he'd feed every last one of em.

Then Sanjaya. I hate that ****.
I'd love to see the Queen as an undead, not that i don't like her i do. I'd just find it amusing.

[Zombie King]

All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Eaten slowly from the legs up. Maybe have a few of them turn so someone can shoot them.

I completely agree with you but if we start talking about churches this thread will be finished!

[Zombie King]

Excellent choice, and I don't think anyone here will disagree with you. Phelps and all of his followers are truly lumps of dogshit.

My choice: Scientologists. All of them.

Hey buddy! Don't influence him, if we start talking about religion this thread will be canceled!

[Zombie King]

My religion teacher and elmo

You can talk about any of your teachers just not your religion or political science teachers. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either!

[Flyboy]

Can't we just massacre ALL the skanks of the world, from those in hip hop videos, to WWE divas and beyond?

And Tara Reid. And Jessica Alba.

Please??

[Zombie King]

Can't we just massacre ALL the skanks of the world, from those in hip hop videos, to WWE divas and beyond?

And Tara Reid. And Jessica Alba.

Please??

Wait just one stankin minute! It says on your profile that you are a male. Well, you sure don't act like one. Man up dude! Skanks are awesome. And, Jessica Alba is not a skank. I'll slap you silly!:)

[Flyboy]

Male, and engaged! I just happen to have an exceptional taste in women. ;-)

[Zombie King]

Male, and engaged! I just happen to have an exceptional taste in women. ;-)

Congrats on the engagement! But if you had exceptional taste in woman then you wouldn't have anything bad to say about Jessica Alba. She's my baby girl!

[Victor Clark]

I know more than a couple dickheads in school I want to see get devoured, but there's too many to mention right now. I also want to see Jack Thompson and Bob Saget both get killed.

[Patches]

i kind of want to see jerry falwell arise and eat pat robertson

[Zombie King]

Every females dad that has ever hated me! Even if for a good reason, which most were.

[Flyboy]

Saw this article on the news this morning about U2 at Cannes, promoting a 50 minute film of one of their live shows... in glorious 3D. I'd like to see Bono ripped apart by zombies for 50 minutes, and in glorious 3D.

[DocZomby]

You're sitting in a theatre watching a fantastic new flick, but there's this @$$hole sitting in front of you who will not shut the f*ck up. You asked him politely and even went so far as to throw some of your precious Milk Duds at him to make your point. All to no avail. The movie comes to an end and he turns around and looks at you like you should be drawn and quartered. Suddenly, the emergency exit bursts inward and a dozen undead (Dawn 2004 variation) dash through the opening and drag him kicking and screaming to the ground where they proceed to rend him limb from limb. You sit down with the last of your popcorn and soda (alas the last of the Duds are stuck to the theatre floor), put your feet up and enjoy the show.

[Zombie King]

You're sitting in a theatre watching a fantastic new flick, but there's this @$$hole sitting in front of you who will not shut the f*ck up. You asked him politely and even went so far as to throw some of your precious Milk Duds at him to make your point. All to no avail. The movie comes to an end and he turns around and looks at you like you should be drawn and quartered. Suddenly, the emergency exit bursts inward and a dozen undead (Dawn 2004 variation) dash through the opening and drag him kicking and screaming to the ground where they proceed to rend him limb from limb. You sit down with the last of your popcorn and soda (alas the last of the Duds are stuck to the theatre floor), put your feet up and enjoy the show.

Yeah, I bet that asshole kept moving his head back and forth too just to be in your way huh? Hey buddy, that was me. I was the mystery man sitting in front you! You really want poor old me to be eaten?:lol:

[headshotscrazy]

Not the case of a person but many persons! Well a select few would be hunted down and then vigorously eaten alive by infected kittens. Hey who wouldn't be scared by a horde of kittens that want to rip you open?

[Zombie King]

Not the case of a person but many persons! Well a select few would be hunted down and then vigorously eaten alive by infected kittens. Hey who wouldn't be scared by a horde of kittens that want to rip you open?

I wouldn't be scared! I'd rip them apart and eat them! That is of course after I molested them!:)

[the_velociraptor]

I wish zombies wiped out Michael Moore, 50 Cent, almost ALL rappers, Green Day, the shitty nu-punk bands, the "gangstas" and "punks" in California wrecking our school system, the masked anarchists who start riots, Kim Jong-Il, Ted Haggard, terrorists, John Zerzan, stupid console fanboys (especially Wiitards), trolls, homophobes, wapanese, and morons on the internet who can't do anything but act like assholes.

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(EDIT: Oh, and moronic CEOs who do nothing but make capitalism worse, Jack Thompson, Richard Dawkins, and pretty much most atheists who can't shut the **** up.)

[Boozbie]

I also want to see Jack Thompson and Bob Saget both get killed.

Bob Saget is actually a pretty messed up guy i saw him on Conan and he is foul he was talking about all these messed up things and wanting a peice of the olsen twins it was hilarious because hes always that goofy nice guy from full house and hes actually a degenerate.

Im with Velociraptor on this one all those spoiled wannabe punk kids with no class and the tough acting respectless rap types.......

why cant everybody be just like me :lol: actually i think im on a couples people wished to be devoured list

[mazlionheart]

Ooooooooooooooh who would I pick... erm Lindsay Lohan... not all the wwe divas the ones that show some knack for wrestling like Melina, Victoria and Mickie James can stay the others I'm quite happy to watch torn apart by zombie hordes... I'm also going to say Tony Blair and his cronies this political goon/puppet has done more harm than good for Britain...

[Zombie King]

Ooooooooooooooh who would I pick... erm Lindsay Lohan... not all the wwe divas the ones that show some knack for wrestling like Melina, Victoria and Mickie James can stay the others I'm quite happy to watch torn apart by zombie hordes... I'm also going to say Tony Blair and his cronies this political goon/puppet has done more harm than good for Britain...

Lindsay Lohan? You've got to be kidding me!

[mazlionheart]

why would I be kidding... though she is more bone I guess

[Zombie King]

why would I be kidding... though she is more bone I guess

You would be kidding because she is a beautiful, sweet, talented, couragous, sincere, caring and loving, respectful, truthful and honest, hard working young women! She should not be eaten! Well, I guess that depends by who!:) Cuz if I was a zombie she'd be the first person I'd want to eat!:lol:

[Groth]

this chick i work with. she's annoying as sh1t

[braineater4563]

there is someone this guy my that i work with all he can do is talk and talk and talk omg it is so annoying

[MaxVeers]

I can print you off a list.

Then again, most of these guys are mindless pussbags, anyway.

[mazlionheart]

You would be kidding because she is a beautiful, sweet, talented, couragous, sincere, caring and loving, respectful, truthful and honest, hard working young women! She should not be eaten! Well, I guess that depends by who!:) Cuz if I was a zombie she'd be the first person I'd want to eat!:lol:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm yeah ok:roll: there is nothing sweet and honest about her.... but each to their own

[retro zombie killler]

There was a girl I knew in High School who would be a good zombie snack. Rich stuck up little a class :x (cuss) was my lab partner. Working with her wasn't easy. I'd love watching her get it. For all I know though she might already be dead. But she's tops on my zombie list. Watch after I post this a bunch of other people will tick me off.

[ERiKDude]

Whoever the hell decided to stop making Trix cereal for my area.

[brewer]

i'm going with the family from little people big world...

i mean who wouldn't want to see a midget zombie running around!

[UNDEAD FRED]

Paris Hilton, I hope some big bull dyke makes Paris eat her:evil:

[Diablo]

I agree that Paris Hilton should be eaten by the zeds:evil: . Although her prison inmates might kill her first. In other News today Paris Hilton was shanked in the back with a sharpened bar of soap:lol: :lol:

[mazlionheart]

lmao... I'll agree with the whole Paris Hilton thing... reckon you could chain her up then and get your photo taken with her... "get yourself pictured with the living dead socialite" a bit like in LOTD where they get their pics done with zombies

[Zoon McCoy]

Paul W.S. Anderson

[Patrick]

My former boss!

[Zombie King]

Dent Foster! :)

[the_velociraptor]

I think bratty preppies should be eaten, too.

No, just the bratty, spoiled-whore ones.

[lavel]

i'm going with the family from little people big world...

i mean who wouldn't want to see a midget zombie running around!

There was one in Return of the Living Dead. Matter of fact he was the first zombie to come out. So that was already done...darn.:)

[SurvivalOfTheLeastTasty]

Anyone with the last name "Clinton", just to be sure. Oops, can I say that? :naughty:

[buttlock]

ex girlfriend
in the bedroom
by the new boyfriend just turned zed.
HAPPY TIMES! :)

[Barbara]

Im not sure if I want anyone to turn into a zombie.....


it might come back to bite me in the ass!


*rim shot*

What? Nothing?

[KenshinZ]

Those whiny anti-war civilians....

[Bad Zombie Night]

I knew it was just a matter of time before this thread would have to be put out of it's misery. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Shooting/sang081.gifhttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/bzn123/Smileys/Violence/212371.gif