The Blind Dead
04-23-2007, 10:39 PM
"Apocalypse meow!" declares the DVD cover for this Troma Team release.
Apocalypse meow indeed.
First, before I say anything else, I'm gonna make a confession. I have a weakness for anything post-apocalyptic. "Post-apocalyptic." **** me swingin', isn't that a great phrase. Go ahead. Say it. Speak it aloud. Let it roll of your tongue. "Post-apocalyptic." There. Wasn't that nice?
I love post-apocalyptic movies. I particularly love BAD post-apocalyptic movies. I mean, granted, no post-apocalyptic movie is genius. But I'm talking ****ing BAD here. I'm talking 1984's Warriors Of The Wasteland bad.
Yeah, now you see how serious I am. Dead serious.
I also love kitsch. And sexploitation. And the absolute balls-out bizarre.
So, let's now take a look at Superstarlet A.D.
Post-apocalyptic? Check.
Kitschy? Check.
Sexploitation? Check.
Absolutely balls-out bizarre? Double check.
How can I explain this movie? Imagine a Russ Meyer movie dipped in day-glo paint and glitter. Now...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000774.html)
Apocalypse meow indeed.
First, before I say anything else, I'm gonna make a confession. I have a weakness for anything post-apocalyptic. "Post-apocalyptic." **** me swingin', isn't that a great phrase. Go ahead. Say it. Speak it aloud. Let it roll of your tongue. "Post-apocalyptic." There. Wasn't that nice?
I love post-apocalyptic movies. I particularly love BAD post-apocalyptic movies. I mean, granted, no post-apocalyptic movie is genius. But I'm talking ****ing BAD here. I'm talking 1984's Warriors Of The Wasteland bad.
Yeah, now you see how serious I am. Dead serious.
I also love kitsch. And sexploitation. And the absolute balls-out bizarre.
So, let's now take a look at Superstarlet A.D.
Post-apocalyptic? Check.
Kitschy? Check.
Sexploitation? Check.
Absolutely balls-out bizarre? Double check.
How can I explain this movie? Imagine a Russ Meyer movie dipped in day-glo paint and glitter. Now...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000774.html)