The Blind Dead
04-16-2007, 04:07 AM
Oh god. You know, I haven’t been this pissed off, nor have I used the word “asshole” this much, since I dumped my last boyfriend. Is it possible to take a hit out on a movie?
Two total, self-absorbed, spoiled rotten little assholes - best friends Adam and Jason - jet down to Cancun for a weekend of sex and alcohol consumption. Whilst lounging poolside at their pricey resort, ogling girls who would never touch them in real life and making sexist remarks apparently thought up by a third grader, Adam (Robert L. Mann) spots a total hottie strutting by in a black bikini. She’s tall, dark and smokingly hot. She also looks old enough to be their mom, but MILF’s are “in” right now, so it’s cool.
Adam swaggers over to chat her up and, despite her initial bitchy blow off, they end up in bed together that night. Her name is Lilith (Natalie Denise Sperl) and she’s way too cool for Adam, who fails to realize this. She also has really shitty hair extensions that don’t blend in with the rest of her hair at all. Nevertheless, Adam records their entire sexual interlude on his video camera and blows town the next morning, jetting back to SoCal with Jason without leaving so much...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000759.html)
Two total, self-absorbed, spoiled rotten little assholes - best friends Adam and Jason - jet down to Cancun for a weekend of sex and alcohol consumption. Whilst lounging poolside at their pricey resort, ogling girls who would never touch them in real life and making sexist remarks apparently thought up by a third grader, Adam (Robert L. Mann) spots a total hottie strutting by in a black bikini. She’s tall, dark and smokingly hot. She also looks old enough to be their mom, but MILF’s are “in” right now, so it’s cool.
Adam swaggers over to chat her up and, despite her initial bitchy blow off, they end up in bed together that night. Her name is Lilith (Natalie Denise Sperl) and she’s way too cool for Adam, who fails to realize this. She also has really shitty hair extensions that don’t blend in with the rest of her hair at all. Nevertheless, Adam records their entire sexual interlude on his video camera and blows town the next morning, jetting back to SoCal with Jason without leaving so much...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000759.html)