The Blind Dead
04-16-2007, 03:05 AM
The year is…well…sometime in the mid-eighties. Two young, maggot-colored horror geeks are huddled together, shoveling handfuls of stale, oily Cheetos into their mouths. A Nightmare on Elm Street posters, dolls, masks and cardboard cut-outs watch from all sides of the room as the two lean in closer to get a better look at the film they’re watching.
“Dude, are those midgets?”
“Yeah. Holy shit, look at those silver balls man!”
“They look mean.”
“…the balls?”
“No…the midgets.”
So…there you have it folks…Phantasm is the root of my obsession with little people. All of my cruel cracks…all of my twisted perversion…it’s all Don Coscarelli’s fault. DAMN YOU DON!! If I had known earlier in my life that such an incredibly original film would have affected me so deeply I never would have watched the film.
YEAH RIGHT!!!
Phantasm, in my opinion, is one of the most original horror films in the genre; a true classic in every sense of the word. Coscarelli must have been doing some harsh...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000748.html)
“Dude, are those midgets?”
“Yeah. Holy shit, look at those silver balls man!”
“They look mean.”
“…the balls?”
“No…the midgets.”
So…there you have it folks…Phantasm is the root of my obsession with little people. All of my cruel cracks…all of my twisted perversion…it’s all Don Coscarelli’s fault. DAMN YOU DON!! If I had known earlier in my life that such an incredibly original film would have affected me so deeply I never would have watched the film.
YEAH RIGHT!!!
Phantasm, in my opinion, is one of the most original horror films in the genre; a true classic in every sense of the word. Coscarelli must have been doing some harsh...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000748.html)