The Blind Dead
04-16-2007, 03:01 AM
How many of you out there say or do the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times? Do you laugh when you should cry? Do you cry when you should yell? Do you purchase KY and jumper cables as a gift for your elderly Aunt Betty when sugar cookies would have been sufficed? C’mon we all do shit that we know is poorly timed, that’s what makes us the assholes we truly are!
Hell I can remember snickering at my great great Grandmother’s funeral! I recall making the comment that somebody needed to put a stake through her heart because she still looked alive. Despite having whispered that hilarity…it was overheard anyhow. Word soon traveled through my family that something horrible and unforgivable was said about my Nonna…and it was all my cousin’s fault!
Yeah…that’s right…I’m not above letting one of my cousin’s take the fall for my secret shame.
You ever wonder why people in horror films do the most inappropriate shit at the most inappropriate times? I mean how many times have we seen chicks strip naked and take showers in abandoned buildings, barns and prisons? How many movies have you seen in which everybody splits up when they should be...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000747.html)
Hell I can remember snickering at my great great Grandmother’s funeral! I recall making the comment that somebody needed to put a stake through her heart because she still looked alive. Despite having whispered that hilarity…it was overheard anyhow. Word soon traveled through my family that something horrible and unforgivable was said about my Nonna…and it was all my cousin’s fault!
Yeah…that’s right…I’m not above letting one of my cousin’s take the fall for my secret shame.
You ever wonder why people in horror films do the most inappropriate shit at the most inappropriate times? I mean how many times have we seen chicks strip naked and take showers in abandoned buildings, barns and prisons? How many movies have you seen in which everybody splits up when they should be...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000747.html)