The Blind Dead
04-16-2007, 02:57 AM
Well, that was easy! The title of this film is also the review for it!
A buncha soldiers in Rambo gear head out into the savage, untamed wilds of Southern California’s Los Padres National Park for reasons I never did quite catch. On patrol is Pvt. Celia Perez (Cynthia Rose Hall), a spunky soldier who’s engaged to another guy in her unit. But sadly, just as they’re discussing the benefits of a dessert-only buffet at the wedding reception, a giant crocodile emerges from the swamp at the edge of the woods and eats the entire unit, leaving only Perez alive.
Slightly bummed out by the death of her boyfriend, Perez teams up with the Rescue & Recovery Unit who has been sent out in response to her whiny cries for help. But unfortunately, they too are eliminated as Supercroc takes a destructive waddle through the woods, swatting errant soldiers with its powerful tail and chowing down on MRE’s - Morons Ready to Eat. Perez survives this attack also and teams up with Captain Lynch (Matthew Blashaw), the only other survivor.
Meanwhile in a bunker not far away, military brass and some blond chick named Dr. Leah Perrot (Kim Little) are talk-talk-talking about what to do. At first, they can’t even agree...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000746.html)
A buncha soldiers in Rambo gear head out into the savage, untamed wilds of Southern California’s Los Padres National Park for reasons I never did quite catch. On patrol is Pvt. Celia Perez (Cynthia Rose Hall), a spunky soldier who’s engaged to another guy in her unit. But sadly, just as they’re discussing the benefits of a dessert-only buffet at the wedding reception, a giant crocodile emerges from the swamp at the edge of the woods and eats the entire unit, leaving only Perez alive.
Slightly bummed out by the death of her boyfriend, Perez teams up with the Rescue & Recovery Unit who has been sent out in response to her whiny cries for help. But unfortunately, they too are eliminated as Supercroc takes a destructive waddle through the woods, swatting errant soldiers with its powerful tail and chowing down on MRE’s - Morons Ready to Eat. Perez survives this attack also and teams up with Captain Lynch (Matthew Blashaw), the only other survivor.
Meanwhile in a bunker not far away, military brass and some blond chick named Dr. Leah Perrot (Kim Little) are talk-talk-talking about what to do. At first, they can’t even agree...[READ MORE HERE] (http://www.joehorror.com/0000746.html)